>Tolkien got it wrong.

>Tolkien got it wrong. Here's how I'd do it
>*doesn't write an ending at all*

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkien never finished The Silmarillion.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tolkien never started "The Silmarillion". It was never meant to be published, it was ideas and notes. It's a testimony to the quality inherent even in his scribblings that it could be turned into an amazing book of legends and myth

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not true. He tried getting it published before LOTR, but was told its too difficult to read for most people and wouldn't sell.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this homosexualry again
      Tolkien has published complete stories that have a beginning, a middle, and an end. Martin is notorious for not finishing his works.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tolkien has published complete stories that have a beginning, a middle, and an end. Martin is notorious for not finishing his works.
        Thats where Tolkien got it wrong.
        You can never truly be criticized for a bad ending if you dont even write one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silmarillion is a scrapbook of all of Tolkien's background lore that he never intended to publish while he was alive, and it's still better than anything George has ever written.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That book sucks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Felt finished when I read it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6558RGT.jpg

      >Tolkien got it wrong. Here's how I'd do it
      >*doesn't write an ending at all*

      N-NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT?!! OK?!!! YIU JUST CAN'T POINT THAT OUT!! THATA'A NOT HECKIN VALID!

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has 3 different finished versions of ASOIAF and is just waiting for the call

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they're all shit btw

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 separate endings, over a thousand pages but no sex, violence, or curse words because ole Brandysandy is a giant homosexual.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is one of the five people that liked the literal shitty writing about Dany lmao

      • 9 months ago
        chapo poster

        Sanderson stories are full of violence though?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sanderslop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rich evans if his mother loved him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking that this mormon will every be able to reach live action Television.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can't wait until he signs his rights over to HBO and they turn vin and shallan into bawds

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't Vin 14?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably a romance between vin and kelsier

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I admire his work ethic and genuinely enjoyed the first two Stormlight novels but this guy is Reddit incarnate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      a literal literary plague

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people still crying about Tolkien? Just accept the dude was a great writer and move on. You don't have to b***h about it. Do your own writing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are several groups that dislike Tolkien but IMO the 2 main ones are
      >modern fantasy fans/writers who want to get out of his shadow
      and
      >Cinemaphile pseuds who trash Tolkien for being too "accessible" so they can't jerk themselves off to discussions of his drug-addled abstract symbolism

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        well lotr isnt exactly literature aimed at adults

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        3rd group imo are the ones who want to subvert or tear down Tolkein's legacy because he was a devout Catholic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile pseuds who trash Tolkien for being too "accessible"
        It's the opposite.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely savage.

          >scottish
          >poet

          Oof.

          Argentinians too, it seems.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >yo admiro mucho a Carroll
            literal meme language

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Tell me how you're a monoglot without telling me you're a monoglot.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cinemaphile pseuds who trash Tolkien for being too "accessible"
            It's the opposite.

            literally - and I mean this with full sincerity - who?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just one of the greatest writers of the 20th century, but hey who cares. A google search could have told you that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >His best-known books, Ficciones (transl.Fictions) and El Aleph (transl.The Aleph), published in the 1940s, are collections of short stories exploring motifs such as dreams, labyrinths, chance, infinity, archives, mirrors, fictional writers and mythology.
                Sounds gay,

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get the frick out of here with that shitass pretentious talk. Dude sucks homosexual ass. And you are a goddamned moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay. I have no idea who he is. And Tolkien is commonly regarded as the greatest. So lmao on that one chief.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Appeal to popularity. Next time think harder before replying to me you fricking moronic chud

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe in the future you should appeal to some b***hes, I don't care about your gay short-story writer and never will fricking homosexual hahahaha

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I usually hate anime posters but you killed that guy. He has no leg to stand on anymore. He thought he in a debate LMAO!!!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah NGL bro you just got destroyed. I'd delete this post if I were you

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah just have 100’s of us google search a picture rather than simply saying who it is. Hate homosexuals like you

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >third world short story writer
          Who gives a shit what this gay thinks?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >compare him with Lewis Carroll
          Is this dude genuine moronic?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You actually don't browse Cinemaphile, do you?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I tried but all they want to talk about is atheism and Marx.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just annoyed at the "only read Tolkien" supposed fantasy fans. Personally prefer the lighter, funnier fantasy novels to "epic" shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The alt right also hates him for being a christcuck and telling hitler to frick off

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          and then everybody clapped

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Learn to read, we already addressed the fact in this thread that Tolkien was brainwashed by israeli propaganda that was omnipresent in England at the time
          Nobody hates him for it, he was simply wrong in that letters, thats all
          And he was Christian in name only, all the ideals and morals he portrays in Middle Earth stories are directly from pre-Christian Aryan culture.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shut the frick up you pompous contrarian

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do your own writing
      They can't. They want to do what he did, but he did it first. If they do what he did they'll be called copycats in the least and plagiarists at the worst. That and their work will always be compared to his, and they can't measure up. So they try to attack his work, widdle it down, so theirs is seen in a more favorable light

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >evil cannot create anything new
        >steals wholesale from various mythologies
        eh

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >believes a fake quote on a picture on the internet
          Slit your wrists

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            it is not fake tourist

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Light vs darkness.
        >Good vs evil.
        >Orcs and Trolls are evil races.
        >Masculine men.
        >Feminine women.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Last two are fine. First one sucks.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And sure enough those who actually could loved Tolkien and deeply respected him.
        >"Earlier I asked what Tolkien did and how he came to do it; we have reached the point at which the first question can be answered. He uncovered a forgotten wisdom among the barbarian tribes who had proved (against all expectation) strong enough to overpower the glorious civilizations of Greece and Rome; and he had not only uncovered but understood it. He understood that their strength — the irresistible strength that had smashed the legions — had been the product of that wisdom, which has now been ebbing away bit by bit for a thousand years."
        >-Gene Wolfe

        On one hand I get it, on the other hand you won't get any good writers if they all grow up just consuming shit like GRRM, Gaiman, etc.

        That applies to pretty much any medium in which works are made. Modern anime is a bright example of this, with each team just aping other anime teams, turning it all into generic slop with no outside inspiration. That goes for movies, TV, video games, literature, oil on canvas, anything.
        A golden rule that nobody follows or even knows is that you need to draw inspiration from things that aren't the medium in which you create.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOTgays have perpetual inferiority complex

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because some people would rather tear down the giants who came before than just accept with humility standing on their shoulders. I don't remember Tolkien or Robert E Howadr having to spend time b***hing about their precessors.

      >"Tolkien was wrong. The world is not black and white."
      >More than half of his books' characters are clearly bad or good caricatures

      Don't forget that he passes off the facade of gritty no holding back realism without plot device, and then has two characters who REEK, fricking REEK (no pun intended) of being dime-a-dozen pulp fantasy and let them have the most plot armor to survive:
      >The bastard with a heart of gold beholden to duty and honor who also is the heir of the imperial throne!
      >The exotic beautiful princess with a magical power

      If he was authentic to the idea of real consequences and a sense of real twists and turns of fate then Daenerys would end up some breeding sow of a cruel dothraki king, Jon would be dead after being ides-of-march, and probably that madlad viking with the horn that burns your lungs or CIA-guy would be pulling ahead. That or some Tyrell schemer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are people still crying about Tolkien?
      Because the militants of the modern world hate everything that is good, noble, strong, beautiful, innocent, uniting, righteous, and true. The spirit of Tolkien is antithetical to ZOG and its ugly landfill planet.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkein is the gayest most virginal thing you can possibly enjoy

    >b-but the magical elf casted the spell of lubibuliduor in 23 of the second age of goblin age against the dark wizard!!!

    kill yaself homie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn bro your aggressive illiteracy is so masculine and big dicked

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lubibuliduor lads… how do we respond?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chuds are gonna HATE this post.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tolkein is the gayest most virginal thing you can possibly enjoy

        >b-but the magical elf casted the spell of lubibuliduor in 23 of the second age of goblin age against the dark wizard!!!

        kill yaself homie

        I can confirm. I am a CHUD and I hate that post. It is a valid criticism of much of the fantasy genre though, just not LOTR.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How will tolkien ever recover?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >expecto bixnood

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lubibuliduor lads… how do we respond?

      >Lubibuliduor (Sindarin: lubîb-nuôr) was an elven city in Beleriand on the coast of Babiblibënnen in the west, overlooking the sundering seas. In 1312 Y.T., (Valinorian Reckoning) the city was besieged by Groggogog the Balrog and an army of orcs and wolves. The city fell and was razed to the ground, but not before Llĺenñńelnlnar, High captain of the Guard of Many Roses slaid the Goggogoog by stabbing him in the eye with the purple blade Pùúüppůų, blinding him permanently. The blade crumbled to dust. Gogogogggog fell later in the Battle of Unnumbered Numbers

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        congrats, you're better than the rangs of power writers

      • 9 months ago
        chapo poster

        >Goggogoog by stabbing him in the eye with the purple blade Pùúüppůų
        lmao it's literally poopoo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't say this sentence with a straight face.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >humoungous goblin penis inside Dumbledor's mouth

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be old
    >Be fat
    >Also rich
    >Hmm, should I spend my twilight years slaving away on fantasy novels to appease an audience of capricious ungrateful nerds, or just relax and enjoy the time I have left?

    Besides, he already said that the TV ending IS the ending.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Presumptuous fat frick.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Tolkien btfo grr decades before his overrated trash series:

    >I did begin a story placed about 100 years after the Downfall, but it proved both sinister and depressing. Since we are dealing with Men it is inevitable that we should be concerned with the most regrettable feature of their nature: their quick satiety with good. So that the people of Gondor in times of peace, justice and prosperity, would become discontented and restless — while the dynasts descended from Aragorn would become just kings and governors — like Denethor or worse. I found that even so early there was an outcrop of revolutionary plots, about a centre of secret Satanistic religion; while Gondorian boys were playing at being Orcs and going around doing damage. I could have written a 'thriller' about the plot and its discovery and overthrow — but it would have been just that. Not worth doing.

    His idea isn't even original, Tolkien had already thought of it and dismissed it as trash.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chad Tolkien vs Virgin GRRM.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tolkien had already thought of it and dismissed it as trash.
      It never stops being great. First time I read it it was like Tolkien rose from his grave and said "Listen here you fat frick," only far more based because he essentially responded without sounding mad, since GRRM didn't even exist as a writer.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what actually was Bran's tax policy?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bran doesn't win the game of thrones, anon. GRRM isn't YA slop.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This degenerate fat frick makes me want to puke whenever I am reminded of his existence. Watched the very first episode of GOT and found it to be tasteless slop. Hope the fricker dies of his fatness.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Tolkien was wrong. The world is not black and white."
    >More than half of his books' characters are clearly bad or good caricatures

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have yet to see a gray character do a truly "gray" course of action.
      >Kill a helpless bad guy oh but he was shown to be an unrepentent bastard who'll just do it again.
      >Kill children oh but they were shooting RPGs/Sniping people for literal Nazis.
      Gray morality just means black and white morality through what our modern sensibilities find intitially objectionable.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How about a character killing his older brother so that he can become the heir to the throne because his brother's action have destabilized the realm?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          His brother was causing problems so killing and replacing him was a good (white) choice.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            To me it is a white action in the end, though its technically grey because he committed fratricide.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you quoting clickbait headlines

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He actually did write an ending. It was
    >HOLD DA DOOR
    >incel God
    >R + L = J (figured out way back in like '97)

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bakker is King.

    Simple as.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >from the very beginning says that his goal is to write a never ending book series for infinite money train
    >fans are surprised he's actually doing it
    You know as well as I do that even if Farts of Winter come out, A Dream of Spring would never be enough to close every story he laid out unless they were some 800 pages behemoths.
    Dude knows it as well, 2 more books just aren't enough, he could easily write 4 or more to resolve everything. Especially with the way he writes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goal is to write
      Doesn't seem that way.
      Or is he doing spin-offs? I think I heard he is, I don't really read fantasy though, absolute dogshit genre.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want shit down the throat of this annoyong homosexual for ruining Elden Ring.

    I still can't believe there are people who think that the endings in the show are not his endings.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In 1954, the Scottish poet Edwin Muir wrote in The Observer that "however one may look at it The Fellowship of the Ring is an extraordinary book",but that although Tolkien "describes a tremendous conflict between good and evil ... his good people are consistently good, his evil figures immovably evil". In 1955, Muir attacked The Return of the King, writing that "All the characters are boys masquerading as adult heroes ... and will never come to puberty ... Hardly one of them knows anything about women", causing Tolkien to complain angrily to his publisher.

    Based Wilson completely BTFO of tolkien

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scottish
      >poet

      Oof.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Based Wilson completely BTFO of tolkien
      where is the btfo?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares, Borges completely humiliated him.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUYfankq1EI
            Absolutely savage.
            [...]
            Argentinians too, it seems.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Explain to me in your own words how Tolkien was btfo.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not my problem.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his good people are consistently good, his evil figures immovably evil
      I cannot believe scots have been this fricking moronic even in the 50s. No internet, no phones, only books, yet still so mindnumbingly stupid. What compels someone to speak like a moron like this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Acts like a pendantic frick about eloquence
        >Says "like" twice in the same sentence

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where have I ever talked about eloquence?? Can you read?? Hello??

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The scots have this sort of low cunning. They are insidiously clever and are more then able inventors but despite that great intelligence they are fundamentally socially moronic. They are overly contentious and content to live in the squalor of the middle ages despite being more then capable of uplifting themselves with technological marvels the world has ever seen. Without the English to slavedrive the lazy scot to greatness, to drive the Scottish beast into productivity they will content themselves with little more then haggis, redbull and heroin forevermore.
        Truely imagine such a people. You would agree, I should hope, that if the Black was so possessed of intellect that they would not live as they do but would endeavour to improve their station. The scot, while more intelligent, is lower then the Black in this respect.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They are overly contentious
          YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get back in yer coffin Dr. Johnson

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not an argument

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=227

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So because the characters aren't sex obsessed it means they're silly children playing batlles with orcs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. You understood what you read. Congratulations.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another childless husband who hates Tolkien and is mad that he didn't write more about sex or women
      Starting to notice a pattern here.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his good people are consistently good, his evil figures immovably evil
      Feanor destroys that narrative. He's Chaotic Neutral for sure. The best alignment.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    George Cuckitini

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat frick likes to talk more than write that's for sure

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Tolkien went wrong by writing an internally consistent mythology over 50 years that helped to create a grounded backdrop for his stories. Furthermore, and this is unforgivable, he sought criticism from other great fantasy writers of the time and altered sections to make them more appealing to the audience. I mean, what a hack."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >internally consistent mythology
      what is so external and inconsistent about the world of GRRM's?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Germ lurk here?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, he would have committed suicide by now.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to FRICK GRRM!

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkein wrote an entire mythology and I don't think I ever saw him include crass writing about a girl shitting herself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish he did though. imagine the kino of Goldberry shitting in Bombadil's mouth. poop a dong dillo!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but think of how much better Two Towers would be if a 14yo handmaiden went down on her 14yo queen.
      The Western literary canon was robbed by T*lkien's prudishness.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the shitting is apt when viewed in context

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This obese frick who will die of diabetes and diarrhea should shut the frick up about any other author when he cannot even finish his own series.
    He probably shat himself when he saw the reception to seasons 7-8. You just know that that was the ending he had in mind, it was the outline he had in mind and he shared it to dumb and dumber.
    Now he will forever be remembered as the author who sold out to money and shat the bed and when he wanted money, the more he shat. Fat frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE LESS HE WROTE THE MORE HE SHAT

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >britcucks seething

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh rape
    >muh incest
    >muh bald-faced treachery
    GRRM is a hack.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anyway, uh. HAVE SEX

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Midgets have sex like everyone else, its just funnier. Like a Weshwoman trying to talk dirty.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did all the plants and animals come from? He didn't give us a graphic description of all of their reproduction., so I just can't fill in the blanks.

      Also for context the guy talking about having to include graphic sex scenes to imply reproduction, had zero children. The guy who abstained from writing that stuff had 4.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the guy talking about having to include graphic sex scenes to imply reproduction, had zero children. The guy who abstained from writing that stuff had 4.
        kek this. These hacks punching up have nothing to lose.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's a chapter in book 4 of a song of ice and fire where this dude is just freaking out over some woman's breasts and i haven't been able to pick the book up since.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I managed to get through book four but for whatever reason I just didn't have the drive to pick up buck five where I left off. It was before the grass squatting shit scene, funnily enough.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I couldnt get past the first 50 pages of the first book, his sex scenes read like the imaginings of a 5th grader, or like a child learning how to use swear words, they are used completely incorrectly and awkwardly.

              Reminds me of the time I picked up The Godfather novel and discovered 50% of the book has nothing to do with the mob and instead revolves around the author roleplaying as a hollywood socialite while trying to write sexy sex scenes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I couldnt get past the first 50 pages of the first book, his sex scenes read like the imaginings of a 5th grader, or like a child learning how to use swear words, they are used completely incorrectly and awkwardly.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's a chapter in book 4 of a song of ice and fire where this dude is just freaking out over some woman's breasts and i haven't been able to pick the book up since.

          Why can't GRRM just lose some fricking weight

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's too busy quibbling

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick did he think Sam and Rosie did after getting married?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >life is very full of sex
      Liar

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ, why do his criticisms of Tolkien keep getting dumber? What fricking relevance do tax policies and hobbits having a sex scene hold to LOTR? What did he expect Frodo to drop his pants down and start fricking hobbit b***h while Aragorn yapped on about his tax policy in the next room? How would either of these things contribute to the story?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem here is unbridled and encouraged hubris. He's not making arguments here; he's shitting on a man whose legacy got him where he is. As others have said, he does what tons of other fantasy hacks do: seethe at Tolkien for doing it better and doing it first.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Creates a medieval universe with rape and incest but its written tastefully
    Georgie loses again

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't. He got everything right. Even Mr. Bliss.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It not possible for someone like Martin to understand Tolkien. Martin is a fat, lazy, virgin slob. Probably never did any real adventures in his life. Guy is a huge autist.

    Tolkien fought in fricking WW1, had a lot of friends, went on real adventures, was a total chad. Literally impossible for Martin to understand him. Imagine Martin trying to write a book about what it’s like to be a normal person, couldn’t be fricking done.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GRRM
    >Scott Lynch
    >Whoever did Name of the Wind
    >All unfinished endings
    What do these men all have in common?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beards? Smug homosexualy attitudes?

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if i was there? at the turning of the third age? it wouldn't have gone down like that.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "His first mistake was finishing his trilogy. Where were the black prostitutes, breasts and midsections gleaming in sweat? Where was his seven figure deal with the Home Box Office? Has he collaborated with a single video game production team, not to mention any editing work in the burgeoning superhero novel genre? Why didn't he engorge himself on various street meals of dubious quality control? Where were his daily servings of treacle tarts, medium rare chicken thighs, lemon bundt cakes, roasted salmon puffs, Turkish delight as his good friend failed to describe in detail, lightly sautee'd mushrooms gleaming brownly in the light of his brazier, his five preparatory Bob Chipman McDonald's Specials, or even a bowl of deep fried iced cream from the southlands to prepare for the evening? Instead he chose to sit at his typewriter and punch words on a page, and not even so much as a single entry on blogspot. I love Tolkien, really I do, but his work ethic was questionable at its very brightest."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the grand hall of McDonald's, under shimmering golden arches that adorned the lofty ceiling, a lavish banquet had been laid out fit for the royalty of the Seven Kingdoms. The tables, draped in crimson and gold, groaned under the weight of an extravagant feast that beckoned the senses with its mouthwatering aroma.

      Platters of succulent Dragon Wings, glazed with a fiery sauce that made mouths sing with both pleasure and pain, were arranged alongside towers of McRibs, seasoned with secret spices and smothered in a sweet, tangy barbecue sauce. The McChickens, glistening with a crispy golden crust, were lined up like a formidable army ready to be devoured.

      In the center of the hall, a massive behemoth of a sandwich, known as the "McBeast," took pride of place. Stacked high with layers of Angus beef, premium bacon, and molten cheese, it towered over the surrounding dishes like a sentinel watching over the meal.

      The centerpiece of the banquet was the legendary "Big Mac of the North," a double-stacked masterpiece that had earned its name for its colossal size and rumored ability to satiate even the most voracious appetites. It was a sight to behold, adorned with layers of fresh lettuce, melted cheese, special sauce, and a tower of sesame seed-studded buns.

      Accompanying these culinary marvels were gleaming chalices filled to the brim with the finest milkshakes, a symphony of flavors ranging from velvety vanilla to rich chocolate and beyond. The refreshments were further adorned with whipped cream and a sprinkling of colorful candy, making them almost too exquisite to consume.

      But the true gem of the banquet was the dessert spread. Golden apple pies, filled with warm, cinnamon-spiced fruit, were presented alongside a tower of McFlurries, each one infused with different flavors and toppings that ranged from crushed Oreos to luscious strawberries.

      Good thread

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the grand hall of McDonald's, under shimmering golden arches that adorned the lofty ceiling, a lavish banquet had been laid out fit for the royalty of the Seven Kingdoms. The tables, draped in crimson and gold, groaned under the weight of an extravagant feast that beckoned the senses with its mouthwatering aroma.

    Platters of succulent Dragon Wings, glazed with a fiery sauce that made mouths sing with both pleasure and pain, were arranged alongside towers of McRibs, seasoned with secret spices and smothered in a sweet, tangy barbecue sauce. The McChickens, glistening with a crispy golden crust, were lined up like a formidable army ready to be devoured.

    In the center of the hall, a massive behemoth of a sandwich, known as the "McBeast," took pride of place. Stacked high with layers of Angus beef, premium bacon, and molten cheese, it towered over the surrounding dishes like a sentinel watching over the meal.

    The centerpiece of the banquet was the legendary "Big Mac of the North," a double-stacked masterpiece that had earned its name for its colossal size and rumored ability to satiate even the most voracious appetites. It was a sight to behold, adorned with layers of fresh lettuce, melted cheese, special sauce, and a tower of sesame seed-studded buns.

    Accompanying these culinary marvels were gleaming chalices filled to the brim with the finest milkshakes, a symphony of flavors ranging from velvety vanilla to rich chocolate and beyond. The refreshments were further adorned with whipped cream and a sprinkling of colorful candy, making them almost too exquisite to consume.

    But the true gem of the banquet was the dessert spread. Golden apple pies, filled with warm, cinnamon-spiced fruit, were presented alongside a tower of McFlurries, each one infused with different flavors and toppings that ranged from crushed Oreos to luscious strawberries.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last pages are for you G R R Martin

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Star citizen or winds come out earlier?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Star citizen
      Theres a name I havent heard in awhile. Off I go down another rabbit hole. Sont they have a working prototype now at least? I thought they were bleeding cash though how are they still funding it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure they've released a few playable builds to their backers.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cartel money-laundering then? Kek. Got you.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think even the hispanics would touch this shady shit.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GRRM's prose isn't good enough to write anti-Romance. He can't write it.
    I don't mean
    >aboohoo GRRM writes people and themes I don't like
    I mean if you're going to write a Romance Novel you have to be capable of writing a Romance Novel.
    The closest fat man can get is his ostentatious descriptions of table settings lmao.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Americans push shit like GRRM when they have actual talented writers like Ray Bradbury.

    Kaleidoscope is kino.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a full-on gatekeeper here and prefer this. Gene Wolfe adaptations are what I'm most afraid of, especially with that coattail riding homosexual Neil Gaiman sticking close. Given his way, he'd adapt and pozz the shit out of everything that man has done for the screen.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        On one hand I get it, on the other hand you won't get any good writers if they all grow up just consuming shit like GRRM, Gaiman, etc.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced Martin has no wife and only took a few photos with his fat homely cousin so he wouldn't be accused of being a pervert when he wrote sex scenes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's no way he wasn't fricking that turkish prostitute from GOT so I dunno

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes, yes of course I've been writing today... Many words, so many words. Not as many as I'd like, of course - certainly not as many as YOU would like, but every day I creep closer to the goal of all this tumultuous productivity. There has been much typing lately, too much to get into here - but typing nonetheless. It's difficult to explain to someone who has never gone through the acrimonious rigors of publishing works and all that is involved with that... but I digress and it's late. Words will likely be written again tomorrow and for that I must rest.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many writers have a grudge against Tolkien?
    >inb4 his characters aren't realistic enough
    They don't need to be. It is heavily inspired by old norse sagas which in themselves feature ideals more than realistic characters. Which for the story he told was completely fine. Sam and Frodo going to the end of the world with little to no hope of even surviving despite being "innocent" creatures and yet, still going, still hoping works great. Noone needs to know that Frodo secretly hates Pippin for having nicer hair than him or that Sam owes the Shire income taxes.
    I just don't get the hate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Writers forgot that fantasy doesn’t have to be realistic to be enjoyed (that’s kind of the entire point of fantasy), it just has to be consistent, and holy shit is Tolkein’s world self-consistent. Create a world, establish some rules for it and don’t break them, and then create a story within that world. It’s simple but not easy, and that’s why they seethe

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd even argue that it's not even that hard. Write a fricking checklist if it's too tough to stay consistent.
        Just a simple layout of shit that would break consistency is all these morons need.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be grrm
    >write 7 books of shitty medieval soap opera with terrible characters that are all generic
    >subvert expectations for shock value a few times
    >consider self writing genius afterwards.
    Comparing grrm to tolkien in any capacity is like comparing a single celled organism to a human.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1o9Elgy4U7c9

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, do you have one where zenos kept throwing coins at GRRM?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just remembered that not only Michael Moorwiener is still alive as I'm writing this, but also he just published a new Elric novel last year, that guy may not be as good as Tolkien. but he's a hell of a writing machine.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shame he's one of the biggest buttholes of all. GRRM might throw backhanded compliments at Tolkien but Moorwiener openly and angrily hates the man.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        I'm also convinced that GRRM's criticisms of Tolkien come from trying to fit in and appeal to the Moorwiener crowd rather than any actual deeply held beliefs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Neil Gaiman
      >is a gay man
      >Michael Moorwiener
      >wants to suck more wiener
      Pottery

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just started book 2, the dialogue is very "classical fantasy" and it bothers me. I hope it gets better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I
      I fear to read Old Man Moorwiener as I dread he'd turn into a dirty old pederast like Fritz Lieber or Piers Anthony.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The more he wrat, the more he shat. Until neither writing, wrote nor writ, and he could no longer shif.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eheheh *BRAAAAP* where TOLKIEN got it WRONG! Eheheheheh *shits pants*

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >J. R. R. Tolkien
    Occupation: author, academic, philologist, poet, former lieutenant in the British Army
    Four children with the same wife.
    Defined the modern fantasy genre.

    >George R. R. Martin
    Occupation: Novelist screenwriter short-story writer
    No children. One divorce.
    Writes unfinished adult fanfic about his own scat fetishes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dany kept farting and shitting. Shitting and farting. Into a hole in the ground that resembled a man, and that man had a mouth and his name was me and I was that man and I ate her shit yes I did yum yum yum. The dragons could tell there was something wrong so I ate them. Sorry. Love, George RR Martin.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=58

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what does any of that have to do with writing?
      GRRM is also a writer moron and poet moron

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Writes the main female lead having diarrhea*
    He's a sick old man

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GRRM never used the word "wrong" in this video. I'm so sick of clickbait.
    Tolkiens story brought up a lot of questions for GRRM, and so he wrote his own story that touched on those questions. That's exactly how it should be, but Cinemaphile will seethe and complain that someone has a different perspective than them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "sorta-ongoing" Song of Ice and Fire provokes a lot of questions, most of which seem to have bullshit stupid answers.
      And that's without going into the show, which provides Fully moronic answers.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkien & C.S. Lewis are my favorite popular writers.
    No I'm not gonna mention better but lesser known writers because I don't want the Left to try and ruin their life's work too.
    GRRM is a hack btw.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I wouldn't write a single thing, and that's what no one did.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another GRRM thread
    >not a single mention of his best work

    Today I will remind them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hides post

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the lack of ending signifies the mortality of both writer and reader
    bravo chonkien

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