Tom Cruise BTFO

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    turns out you CAN bruise the Cruise

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    troony michael meyers

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Literal who calls the biggest movie star in the world irrelevant
    Lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >biggest movie star in the world
      LMAO, he's irrelevant

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Name a bigger movie star currently

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shaquanduh Jackson

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Milton Robert Brown.
          Elliot Page
          Giordano Zelefutti

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't bruise the Cruise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nearing ‘danoff levels here. No wonder we are seeing him gradually lose his human form

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just another old homie on a young homie dick

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jealousy is an ugly thing. There is one similarity between the characters Tom plays and that's that they are all competent at what they do so it doesn't conform to the "White male characters have to be brought down a notch" trend in Hollywood.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not like this...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was a cute manlet like Tom. I'm short but not as short as him so when I fall over and stuff it's not as funny.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if you were a lil manlet like him with HIS charisma. You could bang 6 foot ladies while having them slap you and call you little boy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          giwtwm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

      I always wonder what notes he gives other actors he works with. "Be more intense. Be less feeling"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >keeps his smile
      Cute

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mickey Rourke

    I'm sorry, who is he again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was that guy that couldn't shoot reverses with his co-stars because they all hated him so fricking much. The "next Deniro" like 20 fricking years ago

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick was the last notable thing mickey rourke did? iron man 2? he's seething over how the new top gun made 1bill

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mickey rourke looks like a melting wax figure.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mickey rourke
    wow dude maybe not talk shit when you haven't been relevant for decades if ever

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man what’s the deal with those nails

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Clubbing finger, sign of lack of oxygen in micro blood vessels

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a self inflicted thing or unlucky hereditary shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wipe the coke out your nose Mick

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is rude but Rourke is insane and used to be a real cool dude so it’s ok.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always crusty old white dudes going after successful old white dudes?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    C O P E
    O
    P
    E

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the most well known actress
    >just starred in a movie that's already grossed 600 million so far
    >overall a cool guy aside from some weird quirks
    >meanwhile Rourke is a bogged out literal who
    wtf did Tom do to him to warrant that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wtf did Tom do to him to warrant that?
      made a military propaganda movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you're not allowed to make military movies
        you're a b***hy gay just like rourke

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Rourke but hasn't he been irrelevant and playing the same role for 35 years?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he related to Beta O?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all ain't ready for Punished Mickey Rourke. This is only the start!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rourke
    >calling literally anybody irrelevant

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does this apply to stuff like Eyes Wide Shut, Magnolia or Tropic Thunder?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like Mickey Ugly

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