Tom Green has just released a 2.5 hour van life documentary film and it is pure kino.
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Tom Green has just released a 2.5 hour van life documentary film and it is pure kino.
Fricking who?
fricking zoomers, man.
He's a nobody. Don't worry about.
>Freddy Got Fingered
>4.6
Figures one of the funniest films of the last 30 years is completely misunderstood.
It was about 10-15 years ahead of it's time and always destined to become a cult classic.
it's always like that. It's a masterpiece and hardly anyone realizes it.
saw it when it came out and me and a friend of mine laughed for days about it - going over lines and scenes.
was really great.
at that time i still thought i might have a future. turns out i was wrong
>Charlies Angels
>Chad
I love that bit. I think that's the best part of the movie now that I think even harder.
I like that he and Drew Barrymore appeared in each others’ movies while they were married, that’s kind of cute.
You forgot his extremely popular TV show
>known
>nobody
Does not compute
The barrel roll guy
>on Cinemaphile and doesn't know who Tom Green is
Is it your first day here anon? How new are you?
Black person
some canadian guy from jackass who jerked off a horse
He also invented podcasting but whatever
Based.
t. oldgay
literally the Godfather and pioneer of D.I.Y. podcasting/livestreaming
Nice bait
I don't know who this is. Am I supposed to?
do seriously not know who Tom Green? How old are you?
I know who he is. And I envy both of those homosexuals you're responding to.
Boo boo cry me a river, let me guess you wasted the golden years of your life on the internet talking about inconsequential shit. Nobody gives a frick homosexual, wish something better next time
Not him, but I'm 23 and I would bet less than 1% of people my age know who Tom Green is
culturalless hogs
underage homosexual get off my boomer board, no zoomers allowed
that pic is of me btw, and also im trans
He's only got one ball and its dangling in your mouth
never liked this dude. the undercutters pizza thing was funny
Thought that was the guy from Wolf Creek from the thumbnail
It's fricking Chuck Norris you faceblind moron
around when freddy got fingered released i saw him and drew barrymore at the met in nyc and in the middle of the quiet ass musuem i yelled 'freddy got fingered!' and pointed at them and my girlfriend at the time punched me in the stomach really hard soi doubled over and everyone laughed at me, it was epic
You're a moron. Not the entertaining type, the type that is a drag for everyone else.
Do a barrel roll
The party where he goes all Bryan Laundry and drives into a forest and Gabby Petito’s some blonde bpd bawd for punching him in the head is kino
Yikes. Not for the content of your joke, just how badly you butchered the wording.
Zoomers will never know this feel.
Does anyone have the clip where he shoved all those pencils in his mouth and said "gentlemen"? It's not on YouTube.
Tom scrubbed all that shit off the internet. Some real kino in a lot of those videos.
I'm not the only one who remembers that night, am I? To me it's an essential part of the history of the internet but it's just nowhere and I wonder if I remember it.
I remember all of it. The last show he ever put out was just live video cutaways of his studio with the dog sleeping on the couch. He was too broken to finish the show.
Kek I wasn't there that night. Wish I could see it.
It did, people kept asking him to do it because of the meme.
im still trying to find the tom green gentleman pencil gif too
im not that anon just a different lurker
I have it all saved on an old hard drive but who knows if it's still working enough to pull it. I'll have to go to my storage unit and grab the old tower.
that is history anon, unironically
Wait, that didn't originate from TF2?
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tom-green-raids
8 of the links are dead feels bad man. I can't find any of the tom green mudkips videos.
If you upload you are a legend
Fpbp by which I mean first post b8 post homosexual
Seeing him on tour this spring. The dude is an absolute legend.
Either it’s zoomer-o-clock in here or this thread is mostly populated with shit bait
How fricking old are you people? I suddenly need to go somewhere else, with less creepy old men LARPing as teens and twenty year olds.
The majority of Cinemaphile is likely 27-37 at this point
I've thought about this but there's no way it's not teenager central
I'm 32 and no one is pretending to be anything. 30 year olds are allowed on the internet, surprise!
You’re too young to be here if you think there’s an acceptable age limit. That’s some cringe high schooler shit
You're old. Buy a house you frickin loser.
>”you’re old” is an insult
Wew lad this is what we call developmentally disabled
>didn't even deny it
Move out you frickin loser. Your mom wants privacy in her life too.
Why aren't you on discord being groomed zoomerbro?
How sad OP life has to be to waste 2.5 hours on a fricking Tom Green life update
You're just realizing how pathetic Cinemaphile is? Lmao
I'm 78 years old and I'll be posting here for at least another decade.
you hope
How have you reconciled with your mortality
I will ghost your posts.
you must have been 14 when you started.
shitposting through the eons
just turned 64
Millennial website, you don't belong here zoomer scum
ideally the average poster here is 27 to 40+. If the youngins wanna keep age out of things they can go ahead but you sound like youre on the wrong site
respect your elders homosexual
Is this fricking why there's been Tom Green threads more and more lately?
Is Green seriously shilling his homosexualy bullshit here?
Get fricked Tom, while you're at it go remind Pauly Shore and Jack Black to frick off as well, it's not the 90s or early 2000's anymore, you're all old and suck wiener.
>you can’t talk about someone who has a movie or show that just came out on the TELEVISION and FILM board because that’s shilling
Sam Hyde has more of a right to be talked about on this board than Tom Green does.
Like it or not Sam Hyde has more of a presence in television than Green does.
Even when Tom Green was "popular" he was still one of the most hated "comedians".
He was in the same category as Seth Green or Jamie Kennedy.
>He was in the same category as Seth Green or Jamie Kennedy.
and Andy Milonakis.
When you talk of tv are you talking about actual television or Cinemaphile? in either case you are wrong
Sam Hyde
>one cancelled show
>hated internet z lister
Tom Green
>multiple films
>multiple shows
>TV specials
>married Drew Barrymore
>actual stand up comedian who goes on tours
>music video and song hit #1 on the charts
>t. Tom
>t. Sam
Sam who? The guy that groomed some under-18 to get her fudge packed by him?
>IS THAT... A PICTURE OF HIM WITH A GIRL OF LEGAL AGE WITH A NOSEBLEED?
>ARREST. HIM.
imagine defending sodomy
She looks like a chubby lil boy and he put it in her butt. Do the math.
(She loved it)
Probably. Bet her parents weren't too happy about it tho kek
Sam Hyde will never produce anything as funny as Freddy Got Fingered
Freddy Got Fingered was made by cokeheads and was so terrible they didn't want to attach their real names to it so they stuck it on the one moron that everyone would believe would make something so stupid.
In reality Tom Green wasn't smart enough to produce anything
Kinda like how Sam setup jet ineptitude to take all the blame for fishtank sucking?
holy elaborate fiction copekino
not really, Tom Green owned MTV by the balls, sam hyde can't even tame your average sjw from adult swim (a program block from cartoon network lol)
Tom knew better than to piss off the israelites like Sam did with Joe ~~*Bernstein*~~
YOU'VE JUST BEEN X'D!!!!
>what?
>YOU'VE JUST BEEN X'D HA-HA you've been x'd ha
>what? what's that?
Ha HA YOU'VE JUST BEEN X'D - YOU'RE ON THE JAIME KENNEDY EXPERIENCE - HA HA
>what? what's going on? i don't know what that is
HAHA IT'S MY NEW HIDDEN CAMERA SHOW - I'm jaime kennedy and this is the jaime kennedy eXperience, that's why i called it X'D, it's - it's a hidden camera show, X'd
>oh, he-he, ok. hehe. oh, no.
Objectively false, nice try though. And has nothing to do with what I said so alright I guess.
you're backwards, man
>has more of a right to be talked about on this board
wtf are you even saying? What is a right to you? Why should an internet meme racist(the racism is the only reason he is cool) be more talked about than a tv and film artist with way more accolades? Has Sam Hyde dated Drew Berrymore? That alone makes him more related to the /cel/ gays and by extension Cinemaphile more than some youtuber.
the other way around, without tom green and howard stern, there's no sam hyde and frank hassle
>frank hassle
Literally who?
#RELEASETHEHASSLE
Guy who tried to OD on Advil when some girl he liked bailed on a date with him (kwab)
maybe one of the worst posts ive ever read
Tom Green pioneered online streaming & talk shows. There's no Joe Rogan or Red Scare or whatever without him.
>Red Scare
???
>Red Scare
please keep homosexual shit to yourself
oh yeah cause the people that replaced them in the 2020s are totally better
Just in time that Freddy Got Fingered is getting a criterion. Which is by far the weirdest choice for a 2000's movie.
oh please god be real
>it's real
Holy based.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Spent all the early 00s avoiding this film because of the bad rep but its actually fricking hilarious.
Van Life is cringe and also I hate Canadians so unless it is about how van life is shit and how terrible the people that do it are then I will not be watching it.
Wait, hold on with the shitposting about muh Green meta, is the documentary itself any good.
Because lately van life creeped into my subconscious and I can't seem to dislodge it.
I was always 'life in a single bag' kind of guy, and I started wondering if I should just put cash upfront for a mobile home and just chill with my dog for the rest of my life.
Calm down mr. Federal Reserve.
It's way easier to go tiny home if you can get the land.
>tiny home
Oh, you mean a cuck shed
you have to be rich to have a good van life cause then you set up your house car that costs 40k+ and travel the country doing whatever you want cause you have nothing but free time. I did van life like a normal person with my $3k van. Had a mattress line most of its length beyond the front seats that i propped up with palettes that were filled with most of my possessions. Then I had a guitar and a laptop. Probably should've tried filming my experience cause I saw 32 states in my trip and most of it was legit poor people experience but every time I think of putting my life on the internet I cringe at the notion of being one of those guys
Link?
It seems like he removed it for the moment. Must been editing something he missed.
good to see him again.
used to watch The Channel live on his site.
w2c these glasses
Eminem been real quiet since this dropped
>WHEN THE EYES OF THE RANGER ARE UPON YOU
THIS IS THE TOM GREEN SHOW
ITS NOT THE GREEN TOM SHOW
IT IS MY FAVOURITE SHOW
BECAUSE IT IS MY SHOW
CARAMELS'LL MAKE YA GO LIKE THIS! AND GO LIKE THIS AND GO GO GO
>he's tasty, Mitch
No jackass without tom green.
No Black person israelite eric andre without tom green.
Moved too fast on internet streaming.
Somehow kept the power during his peak to make a movie exactly like he wanted.
Also fricked drew barrymore but I think everyone in hollywood has especially when she was doing coke 11yo
This. Green build the foundation that modern comedy is build upon.
don't forget
>no tim and eric without Tom green
>or world peace
If Tommy G didn't set the stage for insane fever dream tier hijinks we'd be set at least twenty years back in terms of what could be gotten away with on tv.
>Tommy G
Go the frick to bed Tom, no one has ever called you that lmao
>febur dweem hiw-jwinkth!!
plebbit, plebbit plebbit plebbit plebbit plebbit plebbit plebbit plebbit plebbit
So he was a cancerous homosexual that unleashed garbage on the world.
>rich people living an ascetic lifestyle because they can bankroll the entire process and make it easy
Sort of defeats the purpose, doesnt it? Weird how this became a fad
he can spontaneously combust for all I care
I just hope his dog is doing okay
Charlie is doing great and is going on tour with him.
There would be no Sam Hyde without Tom Green.
Oh god is that Conner O'Malley's van from that thing he did?
Crazy how much different the internet was back then
First picture I've seen from this moment in a long time, thanks anon
I skipped through but pretty interesting. Just him exploring old abandoned towns
>sucks so bad at standup that he exiled himself to living in a van
Was anyone around during peak covid and Tom would get on IG live and DJ? He'd get so fricking wasted that one time he passed out right on his desk and people thought he was dead. Some time went by and you could see someone jumping his stone wall through the slidnig glass doors. It ended up being pic related just wanting to check on him because he saw him on the live
Wow, thats a good bro
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Harland first appears around 26:30
Why does Tom keep calling him Jerry?
So weird. I thought maybe it was a nickname since they’re good friends but he’d call him Harland one second and then Jerry/Jared the next. Maybe he really was that hammered
Canadian helping Canadian
kek that was a really funny moment, as terrible as covid america was there was a handful of these type moments that were fun to watch
There's only two types of people: those who love and appreciate Tom green and those who say they don't to troll but actually they love him too.
Tom, nobody gives a frick about you or your van.
>people actually think that because desperate niche internet tryhard clowns like Sam and Jet post on here, Tom would be on Cinemaphile shilling in 2024
Lol
Lmao even
Call me Tom though go ahead, it’d be an honor moronic anon
I feel like he mentioned doing this but it was years ago. I like Tom and hope he reeled in his drinking. Seemed like it was getting out of control for a while.
I wonder why he doesn't post all the old podcasts somewhere? He deserves more credit for doing that so early
Is he trying to rebrand himself as an all around American guy? He fell off after Bob the Butler
I lost all respect for him when he showed what a salty little b***h he is when the tables get turned on himself.
Are you talking about the table smashing incident? It was a completely different show that didn't involve the kind of outrage comedy of the old show. Tom wanted to move on from his old persona.
He's a gay that can't take a joke. He exposed himself with that and it's why he fell off the radar
Qrd?
it's a fricking act
Aw poor Tom. Doesn't matter that, for example, his dad just wanted to go to work when Tom painted an explicit pornographic mural on his car in the middle of the night? AWWW but Tom decided he suddenly wanted to be a respected host and thats different. Well, to some that just made him look like a hypocrite and an ego maniac.
He got ball cancer and decided he didn't want to spent the rest of his life being a professional moron
It was a scripted bit you mong
holy kino
and now Howard Stern wont leave his house in NY because the hysteria drove him mad, every edgy person lost it
im 13 minutes in and Tom Green really hasnt even been funny in the slightest, granted Howard is giving almost nothing to work with
>Howard is giving almost nothing to work with
He really is a terrible host
the fact that howard didnt watch the iconic razzie awarded movie before this interview really says alot for him. all he can talk about is the fricking marriage
Can anyone for the love of god find old trolling clips of tom? I'm talking "fat Black folk", "happy fat Black person day", dudes calling in then proceeding to jerk off on air etc. It was all on YouTube back in the day but seems to have been scrubbed from the net.
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I’d straight up have a panic attack if I was that sandwich dude
You're putting... lots of toppings on your sandwich? AAAAH I'M GOING INSANE!!!
that does look delicious tho
I like how polite he was the entire time and mostly at the end
his vlog is kino, looking forward to part 2
you think he jerks them off?
>part one
>two and a half hours
i skipped around and it seems relatively interesting, helped largely by the context of everything. some fun/engaging self-reflection moments i'm sure, which will probably get lost to most watching.
it's really kino
>MY BUM IS ON THE SWEDISH
>THE SWEDISH
Has anyone seen the Canadian version of Documental? It's on Amazon Prime. In it, Tom Green is easily the most dangerous person in there, he knocks out like four people himself. He's a very funny man in improv, I think he has a hard time figuring out how to actually turn that into TV shows and movies.
WHERE THE FRICKING LINK SHITHEAD
Phonegays don't post links
underrated
>it is pure kino.
sure it is, Tom.
>sure, it is Tom.
ftfy
He should go back to Harpo's. But sadly I think it's been remodel and it is no longer a dive bar.
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Didn’t Freddy Got Fingered just get added to the Criterion Collection this week?
the channel
k so i'm about 2 ish hours in.
when do the jokes begin, the humour
holy shit, I was just listening to his old obscure radio show just this other day, thanks /x/, imma go write in blood on my walls just like the voices guided me to do
is there anything to complete a trifecta?
Gremlins 2
Not Another Teen Movie?
Haggard?
Road Trip?
Grind?
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Van life, but my van's worth $200,000 and isn't a shitty '95 chevy with an area rug, a mattress, and a shitty wall flag hung up(which is the kino set-up)
>Van life
The gentrification of homelessness(or LARPing as homeless)
I watched some of his gay web videos when he went insane about covid and moved to canada and it made me laugh how every single thing he owned was clearly brand new and never been used or worn and he's just miserable and alone trying to fix it with money. then shortly after he starts filming his van life. he is unhappy. hahaha!
jesus he swallowed the covid BS? Thats depressing in and of itself
he went insane not leaving his house, having groceries delivered and disinfecting everything before bringing it inside. then someone mentioned bill gates being evil on some livestream he did and he vigorously defended him and shut down all "conspiracy talk".
I just cannot comprehend how people who were so openly anti-establishment something think they are all of a sudden benevolent masters.
BARREL ROLL
A barrel roll?
He was funny once. https://youtu.be/7utdnrsqXdQ?si=jCiiqmDBgcIVaDi3 once.
Buy a fricking ad
DING DONG!!! DING DONG!!!
I tweeted to Tom about a dead moose I saw once and he replied back. Talked about Eminem and humping dead moose for a minute. I always appreciated that
Just finished it and it was actually kino. He did all the filming and soundtrack himself which is insane. Talented dude.
buy an ad you stupid frick
Is there a good compilation of the Tom Green show, specifically Cinemaphileons calling in to troll him?