I know. Seems the 2 guys who replied after didn't.
There's a ton of farms in southern Ontario where they dress just like that. Tons of people in Manitoba and Saskatchewan also dress like that.
There's farms all over rural Canada sure, but if you dress that way in a Capitol city that isn't Calgary it's going to look unusual.
Showing respect to an animal hunted is not at all the same as going to work at Bell Canada and having to thank injuns for my right to work at the call center on "their land", like my friend has to do lmao
That's fricking abysmal if true but I believe it. I worked at a hockey arena when Bell owned it and they once tried to make us wear orange shorts on that stupid day. Not suggest, MAKE us wear them....under our chef coats. That didn't go over well and I just never went back after COVID hit.
the actual real reason most begun moving southward is because they tried murdering slash enslaving the natives but they’re eurobros who had been there longer didn’t like it, having fricked and traded with le natives, so the protoamericans found new land where they could genocide and enslave all they like. now we call those frickheads hillbillies slash school shooters and we have free health care so I think it worked out
11 months ago
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Is Canada populated and controlled by natives?
11 months ago
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it literally was yes
now? no.
11 months ago
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How'd that happen?
11 months ago
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Immigration of actual Indians. Natives are still here, but they never had jobs or control in the first place I don't know what other anon is talking about.
Lives on a semi (?) working farm in Ontario somewhere. Tweets sort of regularly about it. Still does standup now and then. Seems like he's genuinely enjoying himself.
the period after the second tom green show to him turning into a nomad were rough. he had money but no work and no relationships. Imagine marrying prime drew barrymore and being invited to host snl to nothing and more importantly being isolated and alone while you watch yourself rapidly age. It's no wonder he turned to booze first before he found some sanctuary in nature. good for him frankly
He needs to find a woman. I just find it weird that he's single for so long. He's probably far too picky I don't think he's had any real relationships since drew.
Is it Tom Green being picky or is it women not wanting to be with the guy best known for sucking on cow teets and throwing dead cats at his friend Glenn?
he has a fricking line out the door of girls who would want to be with him, he's rich and famous and funny. that's all most b***hes care about. now finding another drew, that's another story.
Yeah he needs to realize that's not gonna happen and "settle" for a normal woman. He could easily find someone beautiful who would take care of him and his house all day and it would change his mental state so drastically he'd probably start making real funny content again out of excitement. A man going through hisnmidlife crisis completely alone is not good. The man only has his geriatric parents and a handful of distant friends he never actually sees. If he didn't have money he'd be hanging from a rope.
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the period after the second tom green show to him turning into a nomad were rough. he had money but no work and no relationships. Imagine marrying prime drew barrymore and being invited to host snl to nothing and more importantly being isolated and alone while you watch yourself rapidly age. It's no wonder he turned to booze first before he found some sanctuary in nature. good for him frankly
when the love of your life that you've been missing for 15 years while you close yourself off from the world and drink to escape the memories makes you appear on their dumb wine mom talk show
11 months ago
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Jesus Christ Drew is an antidepressant pod person now.
Sad. Many such cases.
11 months ago
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Shes always been fricking moronic. Not in a hate-able way, just in a moronic way. Try watching her Norm Live episode. She comes off as a nice lady, but it seemed like she's someone that has about 2 thoughts a day. Kind of golden retriever energy.
11 months ago
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Probably a bit brainfried from childhood drug use
11 months ago
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That's just incredibly depressing despite how wholesome it seems on paper. The way it's cut too, just having Tom repeat the same thing over and over. I'd like to see the unedited interview.
11 months ago
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Damn I could hear the sadness in his voice when saying his parents say hi and are happy for her. Not like this, Tom.
11 months ago
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Probably hurts more because he's the one who pushed her away and filed for divorce after only 1 year. He apparently didn't like how flippant and childish she was in their day to day relationship they were like 21. I'd be kicking myself so hard.
11 months ago
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Damn, you need to a childish ass b***h in your life to keep you from becoming bitter.
11 months ago
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I don't know if that's sarcasm or not but it was probably not smart to hastily curb her because she wasn't serious enough when your entire reputation was built off being silly and it's the reason she wanted to meet you in the first place. She probably would've calmed down after their honeymoon phase but when you meet marry and divorce someone in the span of less than 2 years there's bound to be some rushed mistakes. They were kids being kids and guess he expected some instant housewife despite the fact she was more rich and famous than he was
>how flippant and childish she was
ironic, he always appeared a complete man-child
Yep, bet that painful irony sank in a long time ago.
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That hypocrisy has been part of him for a bit. It probably speaks to how he separates himself from his work. For all how he's influenced pop culture, he's clearly always had antipathy and discomfort for America and its culture. He probably hoped he could settle down with a meek, humble tradwife and have his home be this oasis of suburban, middle-class Canada in California.
11 months ago
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>how flippant and childish she was
ironic, he always appeared a complete man-child
11 months ago
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This is cut like some skit fake tv show you'd see in a movie or in some videogame lmfao. So artificial.
Being white as frick I see no problem with thanking the land/animal when I hunt. I don't sing a song and wave burning sweetgrass around but I usually say something like "thank you and your land, I'll put every bit of you to good use" to big game I kill.
Showing respect to an animal hunted is not at all the same as going to work at Bell Canada and having to thank injuns for my right to work at the call center on "their land", like my friend has to do lmao
If they trespass on my land I can have them removed because it's effectively my land and will always be, simple as.
11 months ago
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cool story bro but your property taxes paid for their tuition
11 months ago
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>Tuition
Lmao if a native ever makes it to college they deserve to go for free. They got fricked by their own chiefs more than they ever did by white people and the reality is most of them won't graduate high school.
11 months ago
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I didn't pay my property taxes for 10 years and had it written off, currently 3 years in to the same process. Also property taxes aren't diverted to native bands, they go to the same place as all the other taxes.
I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill
I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill
I'm gonna throw the piggy off
I'm gonna throw the piggy off
I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill
my impression of Tom Green is that some comedians like him because they stole from him and he appreciates it.
the only "fans" he has make fun of him and he attempts to roll with it but it doesn't really work
this post of him riding horseback is a pathetic attempt at making his career in showbusiness seem like it was nothing more than an adventure when it was really his whole heart's desire to be accepted and loved by the people and his peers
He did that for quite some time and yes that's clearly what he's going through. >50 years old >No friends or spouse >No career or goals to speak of >Life is stagnating >Relevancy fizzling >Fizzling relevance >Lonliness setting in
It be a miracle if he weren't a mental wreck for the past couple years.
Don't blame him >invented Millennial comedy >dead career >oneitis with ex >went through the Hollywood machine >only internet people care about you
Disappearing and trying to start over with the money you have makes sense
back to canada?
>horseback
Isn't he from fricking Ottawa?
>horseback
Looks like a Donkey or an Ass
That's a mule
I live in an Ottawa suburb and there's a horse farm down the road
Although yeah, we're not Texas or something
have a nice day kanata gay
Kanata is easily the best Ottawa suburb
Tom Green should come back and run for mayor like jreg, might be funny
i live in Clarence-Rockland, it is the sticks and farmland.
Because Canada has no tradition of horsemanship at all.
No but you typically find the cowpolk type in Alberta, it's the only place in Canada where you wouldn't get weird looks for dressing like that.
I was calling out the guy for thinking Canada can't into horse
I know. Seems the 2 guys who replied after didn't.
There's farms all over rural Canada sure, but if you dress that way in a Capitol city that isn't Calgary it's going to look unusual.
That's fricking abysmal if true but I believe it. I worked at a hockey arena when Bell owned it and they once tried to make us wear orange shorts on that stupid day. Not suggest, MAKE us wear them....under our chef coats. That didn't go over well and I just never went back after COVID hit.
There's a ton of farms in southern Ontario where they dress just like that. Tons of people in Manitoba and Saskatchewan also dress like that.
>what are the canadian mounties
>what is satire
Something the Blue Oyster Cult made up to use in a song
IT'S THEIR COLOR SCHEME
Idiot
he was being sarcastic, beaners.
I’ve lived a quarter of my life in canada. its pretty much just a slightly cleaner version of the US.
Canada wants to be us so bad
Do Americans think they invented farms?
>implying we didn't
Get this false history off my Cinemaphile board.
He was very explicit actually
America invented Canada.
You better apologize for that
ok sorey bud
I know youre shitposting but europeans landed on canada’s east coast first then emigrated southward
Yeah because it sucked so much up there
Yeah the east coast is kinda shit
sure but farms existed in canada first
the actual real reason most begun moving southward is because they tried murdering slash enslaving the natives but they’re eurobros who had been there longer didn’t like it, having fricked and traded with le natives, so the protoamericans found new land where they could genocide and enslave all they like. now we call those frickheads hillbillies slash school shooters and we have free health care so I think it worked out
Is Canada populated and controlled by natives?
it literally was yes
now? no.
How'd that happen?
Immigration of actual Indians. Natives are still here, but they never had jobs or control in the first place I don't know what other anon is talking about.
No, worse. Indians.
OH SNAP!
The French founded Quebec first. But the first British colonies were Virginia and New England afaik
he could be referring to vikings, who landed in Newfoundland or somesuch, and worked a little ways inland and south.
Yeah but then they went home cause they thought they found nothing.
He's wearing a style of hat that's very distinctly southwestern US/Mexico
>nooooo
>you can't just wear a stetson on your ranch!!!
>because... YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY???
it's a hat you virgin.
There are certain hat styles that exist for certain regions. They serve a practical purpose beyond just style and aesthetic.
Just stop.
hes also riding a donkey which is distinctly mexican, but i also dont care
us?
Lives on a semi (?) working farm in Ontario somewhere. Tweets sort of regularly about it. Still does standup now and then. Seems like he's genuinely enjoying himself.
THIS IS THE TOM GREEN RANCH IT'S NOT THE GREEN TOM RANCH THIS IS MY FAVORITE RANCH BECAUSE IT IS MY RANCH
its the tom green ranch
smells like copium
>take a photo of me on the horse so I can post it on the internet
Went out where there's room to roll barrels all day long
That sounds enjoyable.
old tom green and nu tom green are literally two different people. i think his original run of tom green live broke him
the period after the second tom green show to him turning into a nomad were rough. he had money but no work and no relationships. Imagine marrying prime drew barrymore and being invited to host snl to nothing and more importantly being isolated and alone while you watch yourself rapidly age. It's no wonder he turned to booze first before he found some sanctuary in nature. good for him frankly
He needs to find a woman. I just find it weird that he's single for so long. He's probably far too picky I don't think he's had any real relationships since drew.
Is it Tom Green being picky or is it women not wanting to be with the guy best known for sucking on cow teets and throwing dead cats at his friend Glenn?
he has a fricking line out the door of girls who would want to be with him, he's rich and famous and funny. that's all most b***hes care about. now finding another drew, that's another story.
Yeah he needs to realize that's not gonna happen and "settle" for a normal woman. He could easily find someone beautiful who would take care of him and his house all day and it would change his mental state so drastically he'd probably start making real funny content again out of excitement. A man going through hisnmidlife crisis completely alone is not good. The man only has his geriatric parents and a handful of distant friends he never actually sees. If he didn't have money he'd be hanging from a rope.
when the love of your life that you've been missing for 15 years while you close yourself off from the world and drink to escape the memories makes you appear on their dumb wine mom talk show
Jesus Christ Drew is an antidepressant pod person now.
Sad. Many such cases.
Shes always been fricking moronic. Not in a hate-able way, just in a moronic way. Try watching her Norm Live episode. She comes off as a nice lady, but it seemed like she's someone that has about 2 thoughts a day. Kind of golden retriever energy.
Probably a bit brainfried from childhood drug use
That's just incredibly depressing despite how wholesome it seems on paper. The way it's cut too, just having Tom repeat the same thing over and over. I'd like to see the unedited interview.
Damn I could hear the sadness in his voice when saying his parents say hi and are happy for her. Not like this, Tom.
Probably hurts more because he's the one who pushed her away and filed for divorce after only 1 year. He apparently didn't like how flippant and childish she was in their day to day relationship they were like 21. I'd be kicking myself so hard.
Damn, you need to a childish ass b***h in your life to keep you from becoming bitter.
I don't know if that's sarcasm or not but it was probably not smart to hastily curb her because she wasn't serious enough when your entire reputation was built off being silly and it's the reason she wanted to meet you in the first place. She probably would've calmed down after their honeymoon phase but when you meet marry and divorce someone in the span of less than 2 years there's bound to be some rushed mistakes. They were kids being kids and guess he expected some instant housewife despite the fact she was more rich and famous than he was
Yep, bet that painful irony sank in a long time ago.
That hypocrisy has been part of him for a bit. It probably speaks to how he separates himself from his work. For all how he's influenced pop culture, he's clearly always had antipathy and discomfort for America and its culture. He probably hoped he could settle down with a meek, humble tradwife and have his home be this oasis of suburban, middle-class Canada in California.
>how flippant and childish she was
ironic, he always appeared a complete man-child
This is cut like some skit fake tv show you'd see in a movie or in some videogame lmfao. So artificial.
>the land he thinks of as his own is occupied indian territory
nice, tom, nice.
This. I hope he wakes up to do a daily land acknowledgement.
Being white as frick I see no problem with thanking the land/animal when I hunt. I don't sing a song and wave burning sweetgrass around but I usually say something like "thank you and your land, I'll put every bit of you to good use" to big game I kill.
Showing respect to an animal hunted is not at all the same as going to work at Bell Canada and having to thank injuns for my right to work at the call center on "their land", like my friend has to do lmao
if it’s not their land then stop paying taxes that fund their treaty rights. oh you can’t? oh then just got off their land then. simple as
If they trespass on my land I can have them removed because it's effectively my land and will always be, simple as.
cool story bro but your property taxes paid for their tuition
>Tuition
Lmao if a native ever makes it to college they deserve to go for free. They got fricked by their own chiefs more than they ever did by white people and the reality is most of them won't graduate high school.
I didn't pay my property taxes for 10 years and had it written off, currently 3 years in to the same process. Also property taxes aren't diverted to native bands, they go to the same place as all the other taxes.
>he didn’t move to Tom Green county, TX
What a waste
>those times he streamed drunk on youtube and would pass out, wake up the next day and promptly delete them
I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill
I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill
I'm gonna throw the piggy off
I'm gonna throw the piggy off
I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill
>proceeds to jerk off the horse afterwards
my impression of Tom Green is that some comedians like him because they stole from him and he appreciates it.
the only "fans" he has make fun of him and he attempts to roll with it but it doesn't really work
this post of him riding horseback is a pathetic attempt at making his career in showbusiness seem like it was nothing more than an adventure when it was really his whole heart's desire to be accepted and loved by the people and his peers
I love Tom Green and I don't even like Shock/Grossout humor.
I've always wanted better for and from him.
LOOK AT ME DADDY I'M A FARMER
Underrated
I wish I had a horse.
Seems pretty kino tbqh
Wonder if he cloroxed the reigns and kept the horse in a small room isolated for 2 weeks to make sure he's Covid safe.
why would i care where tom green lives?
I though he was in a camper traveling this guy seems to be having a mid life crisis
He did that for quite some time and yes that's clearly what he's going through.
>50 years old
>No friends or spouse
>No career or goals to speak of
>Life is stagnating
>Relevancy fizzling
>Fizzling relevance
>Lonliness setting in
It be a miracle if he weren't a mental wreck for the past couple years.
I'd be his pal
See but he also has this complex where he'd never actually be friends with or date a "nobody" because he was a big star.
Dang, I was gonna go farming with the bro
Don't blame him
>invented Millennial comedy
>dead career
>oneitis with ex
>went through the Hollywood machine
>only internet people care about you
Disappearing and trying to start over with the money you have makes sense
is he riding a donkey? that's pretty cool
That is not a healthy horse. That is skeletor’s horse.
> real women have curves
Prime Drew posting
Woah so bumming it up living in some shitty van wasnt actually that good? Geeeeee who would have thought lol
>I WANNA TRY THE HORSIE