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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    back to canada?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >horseback
    Isn't he from fricking Ottawa?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >horseback
      Looks like a Donkey or an Ass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a mule

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live in an Ottawa suburb and there's a horse farm down the road

      Although yeah, we're not Texas or something

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day kanata gay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kanata is easily the best Ottawa suburb

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day kanata gay

        Tom Green should come back and run for mayor like jreg, might be funny

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i live in Clarence-Rockland, it is the sticks and farmland.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Canada has no tradition of horsemanship at all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but you typically find the cowpolk type in Alberta, it's the only place in Canada where you wouldn't get weird looks for dressing like that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what are the canadian mounties

          Idiot

          I was calling out the guy for thinking Canada can't into horse

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know. Seems the 2 guys who replied after didn't.

            There's a ton of farms in southern Ontario where they dress just like that. Tons of people in Manitoba and Saskatchewan also dress like that.

            There's farms all over rural Canada sure, but if you dress that way in a Capitol city that isn't Calgary it's going to look unusual.

            Showing respect to an animal hunted is not at all the same as going to work at Bell Canada and having to thank injuns for my right to work at the call center on "their land", like my friend has to do lmao

            That's fricking abysmal if true but I believe it. I worked at a hockey arena when Bell owned it and they once tried to make us wear orange shorts on that stupid day. Not suggest, MAKE us wear them....under our chef coats. That didn't go over well and I just never went back after COVID hit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a ton of farms in southern Ontario where they dress just like that. Tons of people in Manitoba and Saskatchewan also dress like that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what are the canadian mounties

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what is satire

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Something the Blue Oyster Cult made up to use in a song

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            IT'S THEIR COLOR SCHEME

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idiot

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what are the canadian mounties

          he was being sarcastic, beaners.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve lived a quarter of my life in canada. its pretty much just a slightly cleaner version of the US.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canada wants to be us so bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do Americans think they invented farms?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying we didn't
        Get this false history off my Cinemaphile board.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was very explicit actually

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        America invented Canada.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You better apologize for that

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok sorey bud

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Canada wants to be us so bad

          I know youre shitposting but europeans landed on canada’s east coast first then emigrated southward

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah because it sucked so much up there

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah the east coast is kinda shit

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              sure but farms existed in canada first

              the actual real reason most begun moving southward is because they tried murdering slash enslaving the natives but they’re eurobros who had been there longer didn’t like it, having fricked and traded with le natives, so the protoamericans found new land where they could genocide and enslave all they like. now we call those frickheads hillbillies slash school shooters and we have free health care so I think it worked out

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is Canada populated and controlled by natives?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it literally was yes

                now? no.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How'd that happen?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Immigration of actual Indians. Natives are still here, but they never had jobs or control in the first place I don't know what other anon is talking about.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, worse. Indians.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              OH SNAP!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The French founded Quebec first. But the first British colonies were Virginia and New England afaik

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              he could be referring to vikings, who landed in Newfoundland or somesuch, and worked a little ways inland and south.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but then they went home cause they thought they found nothing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's wearing a style of hat that's very distinctly southwestern US/Mexico

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nooooo
          >you can't just wear a stetson on your ranch!!!
          >because... YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY???
          it's a hat you virgin.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are certain hat styles that exist for certain regions. They serve a practical purpose beyond just style and aesthetic.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just stop.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          hes also riding a donkey which is distinctly mexican, but i also dont care

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      us?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lives on a semi (?) working farm in Ontario somewhere. Tweets sort of regularly about it. Still does standup now and then. Seems like he's genuinely enjoying himself.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS THE TOM GREEN RANCH IT'S NOT THE GREEN TOM RANCH THIS IS MY FAVORITE RANCH BECAUSE IT IS MY RANCH

    its the tom green ranch

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    smells like copium

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take a photo of me on the horse so I can post it on the internet

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Went out where there's room to roll barrels all day long

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds enjoyable.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    old tom green and nu tom green are literally two different people. i think his original run of tom green live broke him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the period after the second tom green show to him turning into a nomad were rough. he had money but no work and no relationships. Imagine marrying prime drew barrymore and being invited to host snl to nothing and more importantly being isolated and alone while you watch yourself rapidly age. It's no wonder he turned to booze first before he found some sanctuary in nature. good for him frankly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He needs to find a woman. I just find it weird that he's single for so long. He's probably far too picky I don't think he's had any real relationships since drew.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it Tom Green being picky or is it women not wanting to be with the guy best known for sucking on cow teets and throwing dead cats at his friend Glenn?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            he has a fricking line out the door of girls who would want to be with him, he's rich and famous and funny. that's all most b***hes care about. now finding another drew, that's another story.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah he needs to realize that's not gonna happen and "settle" for a normal woman. He could easily find someone beautiful who would take care of him and his house all day and it would change his mental state so drastically he'd probably start making real funny content again out of excitement. A man going through hisnmidlife crisis completely alone is not good. The man only has his geriatric parents and a handful of distant friends he never actually sees. If he didn't have money he'd be hanging from a rope.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the period after the second tom green show to him turning into a nomad were rough. he had money but no work and no relationships. Imagine marrying prime drew barrymore and being invited to host snl to nothing and more importantly being isolated and alone while you watch yourself rapidly age. It's no wonder he turned to booze first before he found some sanctuary in nature. good for him frankly

                when the love of your life that you've been missing for 15 years while you close yourself off from the world and drink to escape the memories makes you appear on their dumb wine mom talk show

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ Drew is an antidepressant pod person now.

                Sad. Many such cases.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shes always been fricking moronic. Not in a hate-able way, just in a moronic way. Try watching her Norm Live episode. She comes off as a nice lady, but it seemed like she's someone that has about 2 thoughts a day. Kind of golden retriever energy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably a bit brainfried from childhood drug use

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's just incredibly depressing despite how wholesome it seems on paper. The way it's cut too, just having Tom repeat the same thing over and over. I'd like to see the unedited interview.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn I could hear the sadness in his voice when saying his parents say hi and are happy for her. Not like this, Tom.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably hurts more because he's the one who pushed her away and filed for divorce after only 1 year. He apparently didn't like how flippant and childish she was in their day to day relationship they were like 21. I'd be kicking myself so hard.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, you need to a childish ass b***h in your life to keep you from becoming bitter.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know if that's sarcasm or not but it was probably not smart to hastily curb her because she wasn't serious enough when your entire reputation was built off being silly and it's the reason she wanted to meet you in the first place. She probably would've calmed down after their honeymoon phase but when you meet marry and divorce someone in the span of less than 2 years there's bound to be some rushed mistakes. They were kids being kids and guess he expected some instant housewife despite the fact she was more rich and famous than he was

                >how flippant and childish she was
                ironic, he always appeared a complete man-child

                Yep, bet that painful irony sank in a long time ago.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That hypocrisy has been part of him for a bit. It probably speaks to how he separates himself from his work. For all how he's influenced pop culture, he's clearly always had antipathy and discomfort for America and its culture. He probably hoped he could settle down with a meek, humble tradwife and have his home be this oasis of suburban, middle-class Canada in California.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how flippant and childish she was
                ironic, he always appeared a complete man-child

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is cut like some skit fake tv show you'd see in a movie or in some videogame lmfao. So artificial.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the land he thinks of as his own is occupied indian territory

    nice, tom, nice.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I hope he wakes up to do a daily land acknowledgement.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being white as frick I see no problem with thanking the land/animal when I hunt. I don't sing a song and wave burning sweetgrass around but I usually say something like "thank you and your land, I'll put every bit of you to good use" to big game I kill.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Showing respect to an animal hunted is not at all the same as going to work at Bell Canada and having to thank injuns for my right to work at the call center on "their land", like my friend has to do lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            if it’s not their land then stop paying taxes that fund their treaty rights. oh you can’t? oh then just got off their land then. simple as

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If they trespass on my land I can have them removed because it's effectively my land and will always be, simple as.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                cool story bro but your property taxes paid for their tuition

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tuition
                Lmao if a native ever makes it to college they deserve to go for free. They got fricked by their own chiefs more than they ever did by white people and the reality is most of them won't graduate high school.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't pay my property taxes for 10 years and had it written off, currently 3 years in to the same process. Also property taxes aren't diverted to native bands, they go to the same place as all the other taxes.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn’t move to Tom Green county, TX
    What a waste

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those times he streamed drunk on youtube and would pass out, wake up the next day and promptly delete them

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill
    I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill
    I'm gonna throw the piggy off
    I'm gonna throw the piggy off
    I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >proceeds to jerk off the horse afterwards

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my impression of Tom Green is that some comedians like him because they stole from him and he appreciates it.
    the only "fans" he has make fun of him and he attempts to roll with it but it doesn't really work

    this post of him riding horseback is a pathetic attempt at making his career in showbusiness seem like it was nothing more than an adventure when it was really his whole heart's desire to be accepted and loved by the people and his peers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Tom Green and I don't even like Shock/Grossout humor.
      I've always wanted better for and from him.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT ME DADDY I'M A FARMER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a horse.

    Seems pretty kino tbqh

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if he cloroxed the reigns and kept the horse in a small room isolated for 2 weeks to make sure he's Covid safe.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would i care where tom green lives?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I though he was in a camper traveling this guy seems to be having a mid life crisis

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did that for quite some time and yes that's clearly what he's going through.
      >50 years old
      >No friends or spouse
      >No career or goals to speak of
      >Life is stagnating
      >Relevancy fizzling
      >Fizzling relevance
      >Lonliness setting in
      It be a miracle if he weren't a mental wreck for the past couple years.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be his pal

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          See but he also has this complex where he'd never actually be friends with or date a "nobody" because he was a big star.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dang, I was gonna go farming with the bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't blame him
      >invented Millennial comedy
      >dead career
      >oneitis with ex
      >went through the Hollywood machine
      >only internet people care about you
      Disappearing and trying to start over with the money you have makes sense

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is he riding a donkey? that's pretty cool

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is not a healthy horse. That is skeletor’s horse.

    > real women have curves

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prime Drew posting

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woah so bumming it up living in some shitty van wasnt actually that good? Geeeeee who would have thought lol

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I WANNA TRY THE HORSIE

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