Tom Green's movie Freddy Got Fingered was nominated for eight Golden Raspberry awards and won five. Tom Green attended the ceremony and brought his own red carpet. He then went on to play the harmonica badly for so long that he was dragged off stage.
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I still quote this movie with my brothers all the time.
>Proud. Proud. PROUD!
>Daddy would you like some sausage?
>Hey, Gord, the water cold enough for you.
>Daddy, we're in Pakistan.
So that means it's good.
The trick is you have to know someone else who has actually seen the movie. Otherwise you'll just look like an insane person.
I quote movies no one has seen and lines no one remembers all the time. It's more fun when people are mildly confused.
>THIS IS A FANCY RESTAURANT
>THIS IS A FANCY RESTAURANT
My tinder date looked at me like a psycho when I said at dinner
The was a travel vlogger that quoted this, made me laff
That's not sunken treasure, that's soap on a rope!
>Be in some group mindfullness meditation session shit.
>Whilst seated, told to put hands on knees and then lift hands up in the air and down.
>Trying not to laugh as imagining i had strings attached to my fingers
Managed to NOT say "daddy would you like some sausage?" though.
my friend and I still hit eachother with
>I didn't see your LeBaron outside. I came in my LeBaron, where's yours? I didn't see two LeBarons.
DING DONG
DING DONG
>He's a molester. He's a chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild molester.
I work with a guy named Gord. I often do the "Gord, Gord. Gordy" in a mocking tone the way he did to his gf when they were fighting.
You want the job?! You got the job buddy!!!
i showed my buddy this movie and now we quote it all the time, specifically
>THEY'RE israeliteELS BETTY, THEY'RE israeliteELS
kino movie, kino bonding
I just realized that he’s talking about his dick
i remember my friend kept begging me to watch it and i refused saying it was going to be cringe because of the name. then i watched it years later and loved it. even the random small bits of the film are hilarious, like when he drives off and yells GET THE FRICK OUT OF THE WAY
This dude did stuff and I respect it
The time he ate animal sculptures made of barber shop hair clippings mixed with Vaseline was when I knew he was a genius. I was on the ground convulsing with laughter. It was one thing to cut people's hair on stage, and mix it with the jelly. Biting into it was too much
What
and Drew Barrymore is stuff
Why did critics hate it? It's a masterpiece
Critics don't understand avant garde comedy. It has to be Marvel style humor where they look at the screen and tell you it's a joke, or they won't get it.
Replace Jesus with Tom Green
The idea of intentionally making a shitty fricking movie and just filling it up with stupid but easily repeatable lines obviously engineered to be seen by youth and turned into in jokes was honestly not something anyone would've been expecting in 2000.
then 11 years later everyone thinks eric andre is so LE EPIC RANDOM AND FUNNY XD
Actually there are still a lot of the same people who hate Eric Andre. But by the same token if you like Tom Green I see no reason why you should dislike Eric Andre.
I dislike Eric Andreowitz because he's not funny
No, by that remark it sounds like you hate him because he's israeli and would hate him even if he was the funniest person ever, because you're stupid like that. You're so dumb you don't even seem to realize how obvious you're being and you actually think you're pulling one over on us. Would it kill you to be honest for once instead of always being a coward?
Thanks for the psychoanalysis. Is it a possibility that you're wrong, that he doesn't like Eric Andre because he doesn't think he's funny, and that you're placing way too much weight on his drawing attention to the fact that Eric Andre is israeli?
You israelites hang around this board a lot, huh?
are you moronic?
Jews hang around all of the boards, you're right.
And AI bots. Imagine if this place and the internet wasn't flooded with your israelite shit. Gaslight all you want.
Nope. Eric Wareheim is funny. Dave Attell is funny. Even Jack Black is funny on occasion. Andre is just a spazz.
I don't like Tom Green and I don't like Eric Andre. I like Freddy Got Fingered.
Then you like Tom Green. This is like my mother who "doesn't like" Jack Black but then admits she likes him in The Holiday. Then you like him.
You can like a character in something but then still dislike the actor behind the character dumbass.
No, because you're implicitly admitting that you like the actor's work on the character. You at least somewhat like the actor, even if you don't like him in anything else.
Oh yeah bro he's enemies with Eric Andre and hates him for stealing his idea and would never talk to him.
Oh wait.
>millenials in corporate mindfullness meditation sessions
Jews are winning while you go on retreats.
Shut the frick up /misc/tard. I hope Colorado is the first of many.
lol. Can't wait to see people having legitimate meltdowns when he wins in november
unlikely
Get help. You are deranged.
I brought you israeliteELS Betty!
Rockets.. it's always with the rockets...
>horse wieners
>graphic violence against children
>graphic violence against animals
>swinging a newborn baby around by its umbilical cord
they were offended and very butthurt. this movie outright made them angry. if you read the old reviews they didn't just trash it, they were actually seething over it and attacking tom green's morality.
They realize it wasn't actually a real baby, right?
american sniper says otherwise
A barrel roll?
i hope i get a jobby freddy i've got my fingers crossed
one of the funniest movies of all time. When Rip Torn throws the skateboard onto Tom Green's friend's knee xD
DING DONG
DING DONG
DING DONG
DING DONG
DING DONG
I saw it in theaters posers. Nobody knew what they were watching and a lot of people walked out. It was amazing
Reminds me of when I saw Vice with my friend in some ultraliberal area.
Everyone in the theater thought it was a straightlaced biopic.
Meanwhile were in the back laughing our asses off in a dead silent theater.
Fricking millenials I hate my generation for killing comedy.
You and your friend were the only people in the entire theater to miss the point of Vice. Impressive.
All of the people calling it shit and calling it genius are both moronic. The only thing that matters is if a comedy is funny, and Freddy Got Fingered is hilarious. It is not, however, an ebin 4th wall practical joke on movie studios like redditlettermedia viewers parrot
It's genius because it's the most surreal, hilarious movie of all time, not because some homosexual said so.
>homosexual said so
The backwards man, The backwards man...
hahahahaha BRAVO NOLAN!
I have the ability to ambulate in reverse as quickly as you can, I am the reversed man
>I can walk backwards as fast as you can
how?
this move singlehandedly shaped late millenial/zoomed humor. possibly the first shitpost movie
the movie is brilliant, it still holds up unlike most edgy low rent 00s mainstream culture
He’s a child molester!!!!!
moron bawd prostitute
I am NOT moronic!
Everything Rip Torn says in this movie is fricking hilarious. Funny how he seemed to have gotten it completely (or was just blackout drunk the entire time they were filming)
RRRRRREEEEEEEE 180 ARGHHHHH
This is the scene that always sticks in my brain. The fricking chicken sandwich toss and the dogs man. It's like an old greentext on film
comes to my mind every now and again too, for the last 20 years.
film was excellent, one of the funniest i've seen.
it wasn't ever intentionally shitty - it is intentionally funny, it's what he'd been doing for a decade already. you don't get it.
You either eat that goddamn roast beef or you can go to BED
yeah it really bugs me when people act like this movie is only funny in a conceptual way, like it's a giant troll, and not a really funny movie that is good from scene to scene.
there's sort of a meme going around where if somebody knows what is funny and can readily make things that are really funny, they have "The Sprinkles" and that if you just don't have the sprinkles, you're not going to be funny no matter how hard you try.
there are lots of people who have good taste in comedy and can tell what's really funny, what's kinda hack, and what's brutally unfunny, but aren't especially funny themselves. they don't have the sprinkles
and then there's people who don't really like comedy at all, and don't know what's funny and what's not funny. anybody who doesn't hurt their face laughing at Freddie Got Fingered has anti-sprinkles.
he plays it really well, like a man who's been driven bananas by tom over the years
This will never not be hilarious to me. And Roger Ebert reversed his decision on the film after watching it again. THAT is ART.
Recently I found out that Roger Ebert was actually a fan of video games and once went on a rant about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NES game and its unfaithfulness to the cartoon. So it's funny that gamers started that big war with Ebert about video games when Ebert was actually gaming before most of them were born.
andre is a homosexual and youre a troony for quoting him
If anyone's curious what movies defeated Freddy Got Fingered and for which awards:
>Worst Supporting Actor: Charlton Heston in cats & Dogs, Planet of the Apes (cameo) and Town & Country as The Mastiff, Zaius and Mr. Claiborne (respectively)
>Worst Supporting Actress: Estella Warren in Driven and Planet of the Apes as Sophia Simone and Daena (respectively)
That's it because FGF got nominated twice in the Worst Supporting Actress category.
>Worst Supporting Actress: Estella Warren
a digression I know, but she was hot as frick
Based Israel wins again! Chuds on troony watch! Tom Green was never funny, btw. Neither is Cinemaphile still.
I had my mom take me to see it in theaters lol
How'd that go?
i got to third base
This picture cuts off the tagline: This Time You Can't Change the Channel. Kino
I don't get what that means.
You can't change the channel, which you'd do if it was a tom green TV show, because it's a movie, and you can't escape how bad it is
But wasn't his show on YouTube or something? I don't remember it being on TV.
he was on TV briefly, he predates youtube
I looked into it and apparently he had a show on some Canadian channel, then MTV, but this was back in the 90s so I was too young to be aware of it. And then in the mid 2000s he did a show that he streamed directly from his own website, which is the one I was thinking of.
I wish the streamed show was recorded somewhere. There were some old school Cinemaphile trolling on that that I'd love to relive.
Well, this YouTube channel has a bunch of full episodes, though it's far from a complete collection.
https://www.youtube.com/@TGLArchives/videos
It definitely is the old show from 2006 though, not the newer one from 2013.
Thanks anon, this isn't the show I remember though. I'm sure it was him sitting at a desk with a computer in front of him (to his left), perhaps I'm confusing this with something else.
I don’t recall that ever being this movies tagline.
>american humor
yeah, i hated it
no different from american pie and similar penis lol movies only more stupid
people only worship this movie because of low iq or to piss off others
but all you're doing in embarrassing yourself
Yeah, one of the worst movies I've seen
I watch this movie at least once a year and laugh my arse off. 10/10. I still have it on DVD.
I've only ever seen part of it on TV one time and DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE and BACKWARDS MAN are still seared into my brain.
>born in the same shitty city as Rip
>Will never even have a billionth of his success
>Will never star in such a masterpiece
Frick this gay Earth.
>born in a shithole with nothing of worth
>watching groups of florida youtubers do things together
ZEBRAS IN AMERICA
>40 Million deutsche marks
>YOURE FRICKIN FIRED BOB
>SPANKING! SPANKING!
>YOU CANT HURT ME NOT WITH MY CHEESE HELMET
For me, it's all of the random, splatter film-tier gore.
>gutting the dead deer and prancing around wearing its bloody carcass
>the compound fracture getting bashed with the skateboard
>biting through the umbilical cord and swinging the baby around by it, flinging blood everywhere
>the brother just randomly watching graphic surgery footage
>the kid constantly getting his face bashed in and eventually being shredded by the propellers and showering everyone in blood
>the compound fracture getting bashed with the skateboard
when Tom starts randomly licking the wound/bone
mothers will often lick their childs scraps to heal them
Not in the western world they don’t.
Yes they do.
Maybe in poor or moronic households then.
>people sat and watched him jerk off a horse
>give him awards anyways
it was truly a different time
The Razzies aren't exactly a prestigious award to receive. It's like handing someone a flaming bag of dog shit. Tom's endless harmonica performance was the equivalent of picking up the dog shit with his bare hands and flinging it back at them.
>Oh I see the problem here, there seems to be a little baby, INSIDE YOUR BODYYYYYYYY
I had a chicken sandwich on my 28th birthday.
Another fun fact: if you search the text or image of a Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile opening post, the vast majority of the time, you'll find a r*ddit post with the same content made the same day
Sometimes I pull the image straight from Reddit and don't change the filename, just to see if anyone notices. They never do. Go figure the one time I don't is when someone actually notices.
>I only see one Lebaron, Freddy
>I don't see two Lebarons
>Where's your Lebaron, Freddy?
I’m the backwards man
I’m the backwards man
I can walk backwards as fast as you can