Tomatoes were a New World invention

Tomatoes were a New World invention

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just shut the hell up and sing me a song

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM
      TO THOSE WHO VOLUNTEERS TO COME
      TO 'LIST AND FIGHT THE FOE TODAY
      O'ER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        FOR TEN LONG YEARS HE'LL COUNT THE DAYS

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have no knowledge of Middle Earth trade routes

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was inclusion of tomatoes Hackson invention or Tolkien's idea?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the lore Numenoreans travelled to the Americas and brought both tomatoes and potatoes. Its moronic I know since Middle-Earth is supposed to tens of thousands of years before the Earths Ice Age.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Numenoreans had already explored the entire world thousands of years before Denethor was born

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean the hobbits have potatoes, it's literally the same family. Nightshades.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And tobacco.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're right, and that's mentioned even more than either.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          and chawklit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          uhm, ackshually not it's called pipeweed

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok there is one instance in two towers where it is called Tobacco. Immersion ruined, Tolkien was a hack

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LotR is unrealistic because they ate this fruit they shouldn't in one split second scene
    >therefore we should fill it with Black folk that wouldn't even exist in middle earth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what made you jump to that? an obsession?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valinor is America

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are Middle Earth tomatoes. They call them PO-MAT-OHS.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so are potatoes and nobody cares homie

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me when my gf's pussy bleeds:

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  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no potatoes or tomatoes for thousand of years
    What did Europeans even eat? No wonder they had to colonize other continents

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bread. Lots and lots of bread.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wheat, barley or oats were the main goyslop base foods

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They gnawed on tree bark.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turnips, cabbages and carrots mostly

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically eat small cherry tomatoes like this sometimes and I promise it's not on purpose and I'm not usually a messy eater. Sometimes you just accidentally leave your mouth open a sixteenth of an inch when you bite down and the juice spurts out. It's not my fault.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IF I
      IF I COULD KNOW YOUR NAME

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tomatoes
    >potatoes
    >tobacco
    Why did they have to ruin this movie by forcing so many American plants into it?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomatoes also don't stain your skin red. He wasn't eating tomatoes.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what the frick did italians eat before the new world?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ass.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it wasn't considered gay back then

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