Luke, did I ever tell you about Order 66? It was the Emperor's secret codeword to initiate the great genocide of the Jedi Order, of which there were only a handful of survivors, including Mill Alibeth, Djinn Altis, Tiberus Anderlock, Klossi Anno, Aqinos, Fable Astin's mother, Baylan Skoll, Kelleran Beq, Nej'a Berto'Lo, Ood Bnar, Bon, Empatojayos Brand, Brianna, Maris Brood, Drun Cairnwick, Caryn, Shen-Ji Collun, Winslau Da'k, Vima-Da-Boda, Winslau Da'k's Jedi Master, Death Star Prisoner, Markus Dorivonn, Ekria, Elaiza, Selrahc Elous, Neth Enasteri, Tallisibeth "Scout" Enwandung-Esterhazy, F, Minos Fel'Kona, Gel, Genel, Gerrick, Din Grogu, Gungi, Kina Ha, Halbret, Hal Horn, Ikrit, Ilum, Roganda Ismaren, Ylenic It'kla, Kanan Jarrus, Jedi Prisoner, Darrus Jeht, Jek-14, Dass Jennir, Jerec, Jiro, Jorad, Drakka Judarri, Bardan Jusik, Kai Justiss, K'Kruhk, Kaoln, Coleman Kcaj, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Danaan Kerr, Cal Kestis, Sinsor Khal, Ka-Moon Kholi, Jimbo Kinnison, Rahm Kota, Matarmeno Krahn, Darth Krayt, Drake Lo'gaan, Taron Malicos, Vanzell Mar-Klar, Nichos Marr, Maw, Celeste Morne, Noirah Na, Nable, Lora Nadad, Deran Nalual, Nedriss Narr, Nia, Nos'lyn, Feris Olyn, Onkya, Pann, Diala Passil, Jax Pavan, Chase Piru, Plett, Qid Proko, Qu Rahn, Oppo Rancisis, Jin-Lo Rayce, Tyneir Renz, Aven Rolk, Rugal, T'ra Saa, Joc Sah, Sardoth, Seddwia, Reva Sevander, Corwin Shelvay, Echuu Shen-Jon, Kara Shuba, , Rachi Sitra, Vivert Stag, Olee Starstone, Kennan Taanzer, Ahsoka Tano, Damien Tantrellius, Dorn Tavers, Tholme, Vhiin Thorla, Wise Man of Kooroo, Togorian youngling, Antinnis Tremayne, Jee Ken Tsokee, Bre'ano Umakk, Hoddas Umgil, Unidentified Human male Jedi, Unidentified Human male youngling, Unidentified Jedi, Unidentified Rodian Jedi youngling, Unidentified Twi'lek Force-sensitive, Trilinae Untaire, Urootar, Uvell, Vamilad, Quinlan Vos, Roni von Wasaki, Antaria Wellos, Yoda, Zao, and Arligan Zey.
Now the Jedi are all but extinct. And they were good friends.
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how would he know those people survived? he was a hermit living on a remote planet.
He would have felt it, you idiot. Have you even seen Star Wars?
>literal whos that aren't even canon
>a fricking lego star wars OC character
b8 used to be believable
This is next level disney shill cope
again you fricking moronic homosexual you included a literal OC character from a lego stars wars show that has only shown up twice
he isn't even an actual jedi, he was a clone just built with force powers
go back, try again and this time put some effort into your weak bait
last and only (you) you're getting from me
This is the type of autist who consumes SW religiously.
Wow you are really upset. Sorry to break it to you, but Disney ruined star wars. They retconned all the original films to hell and undermined the films with TV shows made for weak men like you. Don't ever come at me with your limp wristed argument, kid.
George Lucas ruined Star Wars. Disney just dealt it the coup de grace.
George Lucas created movies loved by the fanbase. Imagine being this delusional.
Still shit. It's obvious the prequels are retcons. When you watch the OT you can easily see that a lot of the original ideas were completely different than what we got in the prequels.
Yeah, its obvious obiwan is referring to training under Yoda on some deserted planet in a small monastic order, then taking some wienery pilot kid under his wing but not paying attention to his intentions. Jedi were so secluded and rare, most people don't believe they exist. Vader likely killed all twenty or thirty of them himself.
Thank you I just did a rewatch of the OT and prequels. The way everyone talks about the jedi religion and the force like it's fantasy or witchcraft. Do they not remember 20 years ago when the galaxy was policed by a council of wizards on coruscant?
The rebels explcitly say May the Force Be With You
And people say god bless and jesus christ, doesn't mean they have a real world connection, like Jesus hosted a game show twenty years ago or something and we know he's real.
Lol thats good.
Lets say we remove the LEGO character you're upset about. What about the rest?
there are more order 66 survivours in the eu than in disney
there is no order 66
>not a single funny name
lucas is hack
Yeah, you’d think he’d throw in a Hi’ran Awei or a Tufazhd Fordem or something
>Fuq Ni'Garz was a Twi'lek sith who enacted Order TND on the black-skinned population of Theed
This is why my canon is the thx remastered vhs trilogy pre-SE. Star Wars completely falls off the rails should you include anything else.
Why didn't they all get together and body Sheev? Sure he could flex on 3 scrub masters but could he flex on 50+ with Obi-Wan and Yoda? The frick are those homosexuals in the red dresses that follow him around everywhere gonna do when 17 lightsabers impale each of them all at once?
He absolutely fricking obliterated three Jedi masters at once plus Mace. If Obi-wan and Yoda fought him together, he's just kill Obi-wan in two seconds, same for any other survivors.
Also do not under estimate the Royal glowBlack folk. Like four of those guys could easily take a Jedi Knight, and there's thousands of them.
Why did nobody check Sheev's midichlorian count?
homosexual thread
Why must you always announce yourselves?
Even though I don't watch any of it, I unironically like Disney Star Wars because it makes that Obi-Wan scene even funnier each time.
>10,000 Jedi
>2 Sith
>"Let's go bring balance to The Force."