>Too smart to enjoy normieslop
>Too dumb to enjoy high art films
Just give me something for the pain and kill me
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>Too smart to enjoy normieslop. >Too dumb to enjoy high art films
Just play vidya instead, the true midwit (like me) choice
Tarantinoslop
> art
>intelligence
Wut u mean homie
What is an example of a high art film you are too dumb to enjoy?
Dark Knight Rises
Barbie
Con air
Pain & Gain
Norbit
The filmography of David Lynch.
Whoops sorry, I misread and thought you asked what the normieslop you're too smart for is
Avatar
There will be blood
Piranhaconda
Goodbye Dragon Inn and the other films this dude has done
Stalker
Nolan
Try Asian cinema
Start with Rebels of the Neon God and Goodbye South Goodbye
frick off weeb
Neither of those films is Japanese
not my problem, weeaboo
epic
Harry Potter
watch 80s and 90s blockbusters
I'm not gonna watch shitty old movies just because you happened to be young when they came out
Then you'll never know what you're missing.
embrace of the serpent is art midwits can understand
>Too smart to enjoy normieslop
>Too dumb to enjoy high art films
Behold, the happy middle ground
I refuse to watch normieslop and judge them for it but I have to watch 2hr youtube analysis of good films cause I don't understand them but it makes me feel superior to them
Unironically the classic silent films. They are high art but not too sophisticated that you can't understand them.
Elevated genre, like Cure 1997 or sth
Here is some good midwit slop:
>Ghost Writer
>The Ninth Gate
>Jacob's Ladder
>It Follows
>Van Hellsing
>The Fifth Element
>Total Recall
>John Wick (only 1 and 2)
And
>Donnie Darko
>Moon
>Dark City
>The Matrix (only 1)
>Kill Bill
>The Exorcist 3
>Dracula (1993)
>Låt Den Rätta Komma Inn
>Perfect Blue
>Under The Silver Lake
>Ghost In The Shell
>Nightcrawler
>Eyes Wide Shut
And TV series:
>Firefly
>Buffy
>X-files
>Westworld (only se01)
>Stranger Things (only se01)
>American Horror Story AHS
>Blade Runner 1 and 2
>Pirates of The Caribbean (only 1)
>In The Mouth of Madness
>Twelve Monkeys
>Pan's Labyrinth
>Minority Report
>I, Robot
>Logan's Run
>DEVS
>Ex Machina
Some more animay
>Cowboy Bebop (series first, then movie)
>Spirited Away
>Chainsaw Man
>Akira
>Fullmetal Alchemist (2003)
>Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlines
>Paprika
>GiTS: Innocence
For me? It's watching moronic anime after a bottle of vodka
Danshi Koukousei no Nichojou
Joshikousei No Mudazukai
Chihiro No Tsuugakuro
Asobi Asobase
Watch this. It has some of those good old fashioned values.
Watch just about any mainstream older movie. Pretty much anything through the 1960s. They're not incomprehensible high art, nor are they normie friendly due to their slower pacing and not being in color. It's accessible entertainment without being mind numbing.
Hey, frick you OP. I gave you long lists of suggestions.
Not even a (you) in return
OP doesn't want to talk about movies. He's a shitposter. Mods could just ban frogs from OP pic and so much of this would be solved. Frogposters are literally too fricking dumb to make their shitposts board appropriate so they just use a frog.
Here's your (you). I actually liked your list of midwit core films. I just had to step away from they keyboard for a bit.
In fact, I will probably start with Jacobs ladder.
Imagine crying about your feelings while posting images of frogs. Are y'all homies like 15?
>Too dumb to enjoy high art films
Art gays are most degenerate being next to Cinemaphilespics
You are the perfect candidate for dishonest cinema then
Tarantino Alejandro González Iñárritu, Wes Anderson, Christopher Nolan, Alex Garland, Paul Thomas Anderson, Nicholas Refn, Tom Hooper, Tyler Perry, Rian Johnson, Alfonso Cuaron, Noah Baumbach, Andrea Arnold, Denis Vilenueve, David Fincher, Steve McQueen are intellectually bankrupt moral prostitutes and charlatans; their films appeal to the modern phenomenon of the 'Pretend Epic' or Pseudo Cinema, often tied to the criticism that "It was a movie that thought it was a film" they have no ideas of their own and are filmed purely to have fancy essays made about them. They obfuscate their lack of insight under a smug impenetrable irony and often contain scenes with disingenuous attempts at depth with characters spouting platitudes that the director takes VERY seriously.
This directly panders to the IMDb reddit sensibility of quote circlejerking since these hacks are masters of the fools wit, "Quipping" (Not to be confused with the marvel co-opting of the word) , it sounds smart, cool and worldly but in reality there's nothing of substance, the Revenant's attempt at spiritualism was cheap and laughable and whilst someone like Malick has considered his philosophy, Inaurritu wears his introspection on his sleeve to give his film a false sense of depth with pathetic sermonising.
THIS is Dishonest Filmmaking.
They leech the greater works that preceded them; like The Enemy being a rip off Eraserhead, but they have nothing else to say.
They act under the guise of deconstruction with surface layer obvious 'social commentary' and a quirky forgettable score praised as 'innovative'. They are all inauthentic sycophants that rely on oscar buzz and post 9/11 detachment for relevance
These directors are hacks and will be forgotten to time