2013: The Act of Killing
2014: The Babadook
2015: Inside Out
2016: Under the Shadow
2017: Raw
2018: Leave No Trace
2019: Bait
2020: Saint Maud
2021: Petite Maman
2022: Aftersun
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/sep/17/mark-kermode-observer-film-critic-stepping-down-wendy-ide-10-best-films-10-years
Mark Kermode is a stupid person's idea of a smart film critic
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thousands of shilling hours by pajeets erased in a moment
Babadook and Saint Maud are meh. Raw is good. Inside Out is kino and the only one thar could arguably be considered top of the year material. Haven't seen the others
from what i've seen
>The Babadook
Mediocre horror film, kinda overhated at this point, it's not totally terrible.
>Inside Out
Overrated but okay Pixar entry. Really fricking odd choice for best film of that year. I'd go for Kaili Blues, or Tangerine or Country of OZ (russian film).
>Raw
Ducornau is very unimpressive. Basic teenage drama, puberty metaphor through cannibalism. Titane was only marginally better too.
>Petite Maman
I actually kinda agree here. Loved this movie, very gentle and touching drama. Admirable minimalism. Made me cry, but I realated very hard to the subject matter of death in the family.
>I'd go for Kaili Blues
It was a fine movie but I feel like it lacked impact or vision to make it something special
Leave No Trace is terrible
Titane is so much better than Raw
The Babadook and Inside Out are just awful. Act of Killing and Aftersun are the only films on that list that are argueable but I prefer Her and Banshees personally
Yeah Titane was really good.
Peak wtf am I watching material. But after it was over I couldn't stop thinking about it. One of if not the only movies I didn't realize I liked until I thought about it later.
I didn't notice that ten years ago was after I completely gave up. But I'm still alive. This is all so annoying.
>still listening to kermode after he recommenced RLM
lolz
His Babadook obsession is funny
>they hated him because he spoke the truth. "Shut up".
i haven't seen act of killing, bait and petite maman. The rest is turbokino
Bait is great and the gimmick of being filmed on a camera the director made himself somehow makes it better and not shit.
I should rewatch.
Poisoned feminism brain. Over half the movies are by women or about women. Completely dishonest and politically motivated.
2013: The Wolf of Wall Street
2014: The Imitation Game
2015: Hardcore Henry
2016: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
2017: Blade Runner 2049
2018: The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
2019: 1917
2020: A Taste of Christmas
2021: Girl In the Basement
2022: Blonde
>Rogue One
Here's your (you) lad
slop lover
Holy moron
>expecting critical acclaimed films
SUBVERSION
ON A MASSIVE LEVEL
It's not a top ten of the past ten years. He picked his favourite movie from each year of the past ten
wow, a teen girl on letterboxd's taste
His overwhelming love for The Babadook is baffling. It’s a generic depression-metaphor horror movie.
I agree with Kermode 95% of the time but his rare bad takes are really confusing. Like I don't understand his utter hatred for the Pirates movies, even the first one. It's not like he's above liking some cinematic slop or anything
>Like I don't understand his utter hatred for the Pirates movies, even the first one
same, it's just seems like a weird highly-personal reaction. he's also made up his mind about Tarantino completely and straight up refuses to like his better stuff, e.g. OUATIH
babadook is easily among the best movies in this century
I find it strange too. the babadook never stood out to me. ''it follows'' came out the same year ffs
ok well William Friedkin disagress with you and said it was one of the most terrifying movies ever
it's definitely not generic either and being metaphorical isn't an indictment
>No Nolan films
Based and apology accepted, Mark
Imagine picking fricking Inside Out over films like Sicario, The Big Short or The VVitch
Inside Out is about a girl, that takes priority.
His list is clearly him jerking off women, it’s pretty embarrassing.
He was good when he focused on films
>professional movie watcher
Come on mate
Mostly female directors - odd coincidence I'm sure...
Really makes you think
I never watched any of these movies
I'm glad I don't know any e-celeb. Those last four are embarrassing.
Don't know why you made that pic btw.
2013: Why Don't You Play in Hell?
2014: The World of Kanako
2015: Anomalisa
2016: The Woman Who Left
2017: Paddington 2
2018: Burning
2019: Uncut Gems
2020: Possessor
2021: Mad God
2022: Crimes of the Future
>anomalisa
>paddington 2
>uncut gems
>possessor
hello based deparment
I'm 15 and just joined up from Cinemaphile: the post
I'm actually 30 and I never really go on Cinemaphile. I've also been on Cinemaphile for over a decade
Crimes of the future sucks ass. Easily the worst Cronenberg joint I've seen.
I really enjoyed it, but it is very different than most of his great films. I also haven't seen many films from 2022 (pic related), so compared to everything else I've seen, Crimes of the Future is the best
>2022: Crimes of the Future
Liked it.
>2016: The Woman Who Left
>2017: Paddington 2
basado
why dont you play in hell is edited like its a trailer
>the sheer tone deafness of material
He is a born-again Christian mangina pretentious Guardian-reading buffoon. I don't care about his likes and dislikes as if they are fact
Really, he's a Christian?
Kermode has been described as "a feminist, a near vegetarian (he eats fish), a churchgoer and a straight-arrow spouse who just happens to enjoy seeing people's heads explode across a cinema screen"
>a churchgoer
Yeah, sounds Catholic.
No wonder he loves The Exorcist.
plot twist. Mark Kermode is now le based. Why are trannies seething at based Mark Kermode?
his favourite movie ever is The Exorcist
Does he actually pretend to be a Christian?
incels on /misc/ are pretending. He really is a christian
2013: Her
2014: The Lego Movie
2015: Spotlight
2016: Paterson
2017: Baby Driver
2018: The House that Jack Built
2019: Once Upon A Time...In Hollywood
2020: I'm Thinking of Ending Things
2021: The Electrical Life of Louis Wain
2022: The Batman
I like Mark but occasionally his big fat pussy will start screaming and he turns into a turbocuck. His hatred of Snyder is fricking moronic, he seethes so hard in his ZSJL that he got his 4hr cut
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i love Mark even when he's spouting bullshit, but he's been suffering from TDS the last couple of years and it's getting worse by the day. also he is pussywhipped by his feminism-professor wife in the EXTREME
the Pain&Gain review is unironically gold
I love his enthusiasm when he talks about Blade Runner and Sorcerer
This is the person that made fun of Zack Snyder btw.
Zack Snyder is made fun of by millions, because he sucks shit.
Okay but Kermode sucks way harder with his shit taste and goofy mug.
2013- upstream color
2014 - babadook
2015 - grandma
2016- love and frenship
2017 - finding frances
2018 - leave no trace
2019 - wounds
2020 - nomadland
2021 - pig
2022 - banshees
2023 - past lives
2013 - Rush
2014 - Interstellar
2015 - Mad Max: Fury Road
2016 - Zootopia
2017 - Logan
2018 - Avengers: Infinity War
2019 - Joker
2020 - Wolfwalkers
2021 - Spiderman: No Way Home
2022 - Avatar: The Way of Water
2013: Her/Only God Forgives/Bastards
2014: A Most Violent Year
2015: Mistress America/Macbeth
2016: La La Land
2017: Phantom Thread
2018: Dragged Across Concrete/Blood of Wolves
2019: Irishman
2020: Riders of Justice
2021: Drive My Car
2022: Banshees of Inisherin
2023: Pacifiction
I don't watch a lot of new movies, most of these are lukewarm at best with the exception of my 2013/19/21 picks.
2013: The Great Beauty
2014: Spring
2015: Bone Tomahawk
2016: Batman v Superman
2017: Brawl in Cell Block 99
2018: Aquaman
2019: The First King
2020: Extraction
2021: Zack Snyder's Justice League
2022: The Northman
2013: Pain & Gain
2014: Nightcrawler
2015: Magic Mike XXL
2016: Batman v Superman
2017: Kong Skull Island
2018: Hereditary
2019: Once Upon A Time in Hollywood
2020: Druk
2021: Licorice Pizza
2022: RRR
2023: John Wick 4
Kermode and Mayo's new podcast thing sucks. I was hoping the new format would let them do something creative but there's actually less film reviews now than when they were on radio.
>a few pretentious picks for cred
>fun horror/gorefest/wish fulfillment you actually enjoyed
Every response in this thread
To be fair, just a couple of piss poor years where it's hard to pick anything that's more than simple fun.
This is about as insightful as saying "thread will be a bunch of letters forming words and occasionally a cartoon frog to accompany".
I don't know what kind of mental deficiency you need to have to think it was meant to be "insightful".
>how can people like a movie i hated without watching?
Aftersun is kino
for me its
2013: Man of Steel
2014: Interstellar
2015: Fant4stic
2016: Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice Ultimate Edition
2017: Dunkirk
2018: Blacked Panther
2019: Shazam
2020: Druk/Another Round
2021: The Kings Man
2022: Morbius
>2021: Petite Maman
>2022: Aftersun
I see what he did there.
Jesus, that article is something else even by Guardian standards. What a homosexual.
2013: Hangover part 3
2014: 22 Jump Street
2015: Daddy’s Home
2016: Zoolander No2
2017:Manchester by the sea
2018: The sound of metal
2019: Saint Maud
2020:I’m thinking of ending things
2021:Pig
2022:Aftersun
2023: No hard feelings
what a confounding fricking list
>no daddy's home 2
get some taste
Complete pleb.
God what a homosexual. Remember his "Fauci" review?
>kermode - bbc mouthpiece
Nope.
>the guardian
Jesus Christ... NO.
True Cinemaphile approved list:
2013: Thor
2014: Guardians of the Galaxy
2015: Avengers: Age of Ultron
2016: Captain America
2017: Spiderman: Homecoming
2018: Avengers: Infinity War
2019: Avengers: Endgame
2020: Sonic the Hedgehog
2021: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
2022: Batman
Picrel is your average Cinemaphile poster
I'd like to go on this anonymous record and say: I thought Entourage was pretty good for what it was.
2013: I'm the Same, I'm an Other
2014: Before I Disappear
2015: Lamb
2016: The Tutor
2017: Jeanette: The Childhood of Joan of Arc
2018: Amanda
2019: Proxima
2020: The Trouble With Being Born
2021: Petite Maman
2022: Aftersun
If that’s the best of cinema has to offer in the last ten years then holy shit we really are in a decline of civilization.
>Anything but Grand Budapest Hotel for 2014
Russian Solaris
Mandy
Manhunter
The Driver
Goodbye Mr Chips
Sicario 1;2
BvS
ZSJL
>Russian Solaris
?
The Solaris made by Tarkovsky, I don't know the exact year. 50s or 60s, as opposed to Sorderbergh's.
yes, that's a great film, one of my favorites but it''s not from 2013
Kermode just keep releasing decade top 10 by +- the oldest/latest. So pointless
All those movies are good/great
Cinemaphile is just disagreeing out of contrarianism (shock)
Okay.
At least he didn't list Get Out. Every critic loves this shitty flick.
2013: Her
2014: Birdman
2015: The Vvitch
2016: The Handmaiden
2017: First Reformed
2018: The Favourite
2019: Uncut Gems
2020: I'm Thinking of Ending Things
2021: Titane
2022: Tár
I am a midwit irl.
how many of those are depressing?
2013: Hard to Be a God
2014: Black Coal, Thin Ice
2015: Knight of Cups
2016: The Handmaiden or Antiporno
2017: Blade Runner 2049 or Song to Song
2018: An Elephant Sitting Still or The House that Jack Built
2019: The Wild Goose Lake
2020: Possessor
2021: Petite Maman
2022: Crimes of the Future or Pacifiction or Decision to Leave
Watched his Sound of Freedom "review" where he just b***hes about Trump for 7 minutes. Even the woman who does the companion podcast on his channel spoke more about the movie than he did.
2013: The Wind Rises
2014: Whiplash
2015: Fury Road
2016: Batman v Superman
2017: Bad Genius
2018: Under the Silver Lake
2019: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
2020: Druk
2021: Zack Snyder's Justice League
2022: Babylon
Sicario, The Drop, Zahler and Kelly Reichardt should be on the list.
Anyone else get banned from ten years ago? I just got a message I was banned from 2014. Said it expired in three days, which was 3,000 gays ago.
Got one from 2015 recently. Was on the road though. A little weird
the act of killing is fantastic, but he finds it good for the wrong reasons
the rest is garbage, wow