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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ Hamster and May do not look like they are in their 20s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because that picture is from 2003 at the earliest.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They all like 10 years older than they are on the top picture. Is it a troll?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cause that's a picture from the 2000s

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is Clarkson in 1998

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whos the chick on the left

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kelly Clarkson.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your left or my left?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              my left

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Which left?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Texas left, which is your down

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            margaret thatcher

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Phillipa Forester was a 10

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tum

            (please ignore the gingernut in the foreground)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              paedo

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A large head befitting his large ego

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off james your india show was shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no fricking way that's a 30 and 27yo man respectively, especially James he look tops in his forties.

      Clarkson and May look 50-60 at least in the top image, Hammond looks to be in his early 40s.

      On the other hand they haven't aged that much in 34 years, guess there was really not much to age at that point.

      wtf happened to Germany?

      The so-called war in Ukraine was really an American war on Germany first and foremost.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no fricking way that's a 30 and 27yo man respectively, especially James he look tops in his forties.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks exactly like my dad did in his early thirties in england but he was american, maybe it was something in the air

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >brit morons make fun of the 18 year old conscripts sent to be decapitated by pajeet Nepali Gurkhas on the falklands in political theatre
    >the absolute state of br*tain today
    kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Argentina lost

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honestly, argentina lost the falklands but Britain has lost everything

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well nobody really knows what else Argentina has lost because it's not exactly breaking news when something bad happens in a shit hole.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy your inflation rate pablo

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tick tock

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Still, could be worse

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mate Argentina are in my good books right now for electing Mileil and I'm british

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Britain has lost everything
          This time for sure!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >same gdp growth as italy

            Nigel-sama, I kneel

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >losing to France
            [DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING INTENSIFIES]

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wtf happened to Germany?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              High interest rates, limited business prospects, lower global trade.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Billions of euro being given to ukranians who proceed to spend it all in spain or france
              Also everyone semi competent started fricking off to america years ago to make more money and pay less taxes

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              low birth rates. everything else is just a consequence of that. they tried to fix it with migration - and it worked in the 90s and early 00s when most migrants came from slavic shitholes, italy, and even the more whiteish parts of turkey. but now they've hoovered those places dry and they went for browns - with predictable results. shutting down their nuclear and coal powerplants was the final nail in the coffin. ukraine and propping up spain and greece are just a drop in the bucket compared to that.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they sucked Russian gas pipelines before the war while shutting down their nuclear power plants, war in Ukraine happened and energy prices sky rocketed
              deserved for eternal kraut honestly

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Go woke, go broke.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats impressive considering europe seems to be trying to screw them over

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you are joking. every single country is deep in the minus

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Argentina has been taking L after L for half a century. During the last decade at least use pissi cuckitini and a riggedbowl to cope. What do they have now?
          Even the shitshow UK has become is more functional than argentina.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They lived long enough to get wrinkly and fat unlike those conscripts lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think the Gurkhas even got to fight in the falklands and we’re disappointed when it was over

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boomers really are eternal old people..

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    from the thumbnail I thought top left was CIA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dr Slow, I'm KIA (motors)

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I watch this show? It has 30+ seasons and I don't want to start watching and not be able to finish them all. What do?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch only the specials and the challenge bits.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Much as I would like to send you off to watch fricking Noel Edmund enthusing about boot space and insurance premiums it is somewhat opposite to Dr Who, the OG was tedious in the extreme.

      Its also, frankly, a bad idea to watch too much of it, it becomes obvious how much of it is scripted acting. I genuinely believe James May that he fricking hates the others, he doesn't even like cars in real life (he does however really, really like ballet).

      For those of you who are incredibly gullible I will also add I remember hearing about Clarkson (who just likes money) pitching Clarkson's Farm as early as 2008ish. If you want to believe it was something he spontaneously did I suppose I can't stop you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        touch grass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >James May that he fricking hates the others, he doesn't even like cars in real life

        This is true, all he ever wanted was a column in the Guardian.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't even like cars in real life
        that explains why he only owns 7 cars

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would just watch something like the polar special and if you like that you can go watch the clarkson years of top gear and skip around some of the dull review/celeb interview stuff

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch the specials, they are amazing. honestly i love every episode and find it to be the ultimate comfy TV show, but i won't tell you to go back and watch car reviews from the 90s. the specials are the episodes where they travel to different countries, saddle themselves with shitbox vehicles and then see how far they can make it across said country in said shitboxes, funny stuff. even the grand tour specials are fun, the one where they cross Laos and Vietnam via boat and make it to the ocean was quite good for a non-car Top Gear ep

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Start with the Specials - Vietnam is probably the best one.
      If you liked those, then move on to Top Gear episodes, starting from the season where James May joins Clarkson and Hammond.
      Then the first Clarkson-run series.
      Then give anything else a try.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vietnam and Bolivia, and the Africa pair, were supreme kino.

        >BOOOOOOOORRRNNNN IN THE USAAAAAAA
        >OLIVER

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would you ride that bike with that song in Vietnam?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes but not all of it. basically anything past like series 20 is dog shit. everything before series 5 is a bit weird and flat. but then you have this juicy brilliant golden period of about 8-10 series in the middle
      you've got two choices really, jump into the specials or bed yourself in slowly. i'd probably recommend starting out with either the cheap car challenge episodes (e.g. buy a porsche for less than 1500 quid, man with a van challenge) or a how hard can it be episode (e.g. can we build amphibious cars or can we make our own petrol)
      specials wise, i reckon the botswana or bolivia specials might be the best place to jump in. *AVOID* the india special as a new watcher.
      then after that, i reckon just watch whatever. for me, i adore season 8. it's peak top gear for me, every episode is a banger

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >. *AVOID* the india special as a new watcher.
        people don't like the india special?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i personally detest it but i think it'd be bad for a first time watcher because it's not a good representation of the humour that people loved top gear for. for me, it's when the show jumped the shark

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You could be right, I haven't actually seen it in years so all I really remember is people being miserable in hot cars and trying to deliver food. Always enjoy seeing at least one of them being miserable in a hot car, which is why I hate all the ones where they're driving new cars with AC.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's soon gets boring and you realise how scripted and fake it all is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the greatest show of all time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah just watch clips on youtube

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just watch the specials

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a show built around self contained segments, supercar reviews and travel/challenge specials. You can watch any of them at any time.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly thought Jezza was closer to 73 by now, I thought he was around 50 back when Top Gear started

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look up car challenge episodes on wiki
    >only watch those episodes

    that's the only good bit of the show

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. And even then those lists often sneak in one or two stinkers where the "challenge" involves driving some new boring supercar they've been paid to shill really fast through a foreign country.

      There are a couple of of celebrities in a reasonably priced car that are fun as well, but not really enough to make the effort for.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to watch Clarkson's Farm. New season

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S3 is finished filming, isn't it?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clarkson had a sort of permed Afro on Top Gear in 1990. I'd also want to pretend it never happened if I were him. In the same period James May experimented with that vaguely lesbian haircut that members of the Rolling Stones were into. He looked ridiculous.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1990 was 50 years ago

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    James May isn't the oldest?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >may looks 45 at 27
    Fricking bong genes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>may looks 45 at 27
      He's 37 in that pic, op is being a pajeet scammer.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not 1990, its 2000

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vietnam special was 16 years ago
    we're so fricking old bros

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any recommendations for someone who has seen basically all the specials?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch some of their DVD-only stuff like Top Gear at the Movies or The Perfect Road Trip 1 & 2

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hadn't seen those, thanks.

        you mean top gear episode wise or the general stuff related to the trio? i can make the objective best tg episodes of all time list to watch if you want
        but clarkson's farm is kino. outside of that, hammond has some good stuff on youtube on the drivetribe channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryknUWwfqmQ and may has some food stuff on youtube. here's a bonus video of clarkson talking about range rovers for 30 mins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS54AJSadT4

        I meant Top Gear related, I've seen Clarkson's farm kino and May's Japan kino being a weeb, also that Motorworld episode Clarkson did on Japan was also great.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean top gear episode wise or the general stuff related to the trio? i can make the objective best tg episodes of all time list to watch if you want
      but clarkson's farm is kino. outside of that, hammond has some good stuff on youtube on the drivetribe channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryknUWwfqmQ and may has some food stuff on youtube. here's a bonus video of clarkson talking about range rovers for 30 mins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS54AJSadT4

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to the full-length version of the radio show challenge

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's top ground gear force

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TONIGHT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Time hurts so much bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Time hurts so much bros

      Reminder that Boner Robin opened a cosplay sex porn website and makes a shitton of money

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >James drops a deuce in his plugsuit
      >Richard gets molested in the SakuraCon bathroom
      >...and I appear on-stage with GIRUGAMESH

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soon the last episode of grand tour will drop, signifying the last time the boys will be together doing a car show
    Fricking makes me sad thinking about it. End of an era.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they'll do a walkable city special as a final send off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >read the news about the cancelation/not renewing contracts
      >figure the lads will just jump ship into another Top Gear-esque show like last time
      >they all said no and they're done with Top Gear-esque shows
      Man, I hope they do literally anything together. I don't even care if it's just a glorified podcast where they talk about car news.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theres a good video on DRIVE TUBE or whatever the james channel is called now with hammond and may getting drunk and playing chess, its quite funny

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cars are too fricking boring to be subject matter nowadays, hence it became a travelshow

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Cars are too fricking boring to be subject matter nowadays,
          that's not really based on reality, is it? i'd go as far to say we are in peak car enthusiast content era that is absolutely booming

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >that's not really based on reality, is it
            yes

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do i have hair like this at 61?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have no kids and practice semen retention for 45 years

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss watching top gear with the bros during the 2008-2012 era, catching up and absorbing the new Dr Who series when Netflix was cool. Discovered Breaking Bad too. Good times, truly the golden age of TV. Now all the streaming companies cost more, use commercials and cost ad much as cable did in the first place.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why were a 30 year old and a 27 year old friends with a 21 year old? Seems a bit weird.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in the army as a 25 year old and my best mates are an 19 year old straight out of school and a 32 year old married dude.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name a single more KINO moment

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ricky at 21

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clarkson at 21

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where does he fall on a scale of 1-10 in Bongistan?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why do curly haired men go bald so frequently?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          “Chosen People” genetics

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The trick is to look 12 at 21 and 24 at 42.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TONIGHT
    >i get lung cancer
    >Hammond gets alcohol poisoning
    >and James May is still alive

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't find a picture of James May where he doesn't look like a 40yo

      Dude was born this way

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The car in the background is a second gen mx-5 c. y2k, so May would have been at least 35 here

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did we ever find out who the Stig was?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First day on the internet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's me
      I am the stig

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How has based jezza aged a year less than the others?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't get fat when you're old, give up the candy and pizza at some point

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jeremy clarkson has three daughters, and I hope they all go blind.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remember one doing an AMA on the drivetribe channel some years back where she revealed she was like mid 20s and still lived at home and that her job was a 'instagram influencer' or something and the comments were just mocking her for being a spoiled entitled NEET etc lel

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember seeing a full chart of top gear and grand tour episodes with scores made by some pajeet on Cinemaphile. Does anybody happen to have it?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TONIGHT

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next month lads

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      season 3 was the best part of grand tour
      i can't put my finger on why but the newest specials haven't been very re-watchable

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Grand Tour is weak, unfunny and too fake altogether

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