Top five best DS9 episodes that aren't Duet or Pale Moonlight?

Top five best DS9 episodes that aren't Duet or Pale Moonlight?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the one where Jake's played by the guy who plays Worf's brother and I never watched it because it was fricking boring but every other trek gay on the planet raves about it and how it made them cry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That guy is Tony Todd, the Candyman. He's also in a bunch of other b-list horror movies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i know who it was homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every Jake-episode sucked. Weakest character on that show.

      This episode

      The setup and premise is kind of fun (seeing all the actors out of costume/makeup, playing different characters), but its just so fricking on the nose its painful and cringy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the one where he was being a “journalist,” but only for his interactions with garak, weyoun, and dukat. As it illustrates how dukat isn’t malevolent, that weyoun honesty and truthfully wants to sway every possible heart and mind, and garak will fricking rape/kill/eat you in an instant if he thinks there is any benefit. As only garak comes off as being dangerous in those interaction.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There was also an episode where Dr. Bashir and Jake have to volunteer on the front lines. Jake sees a lot of messed up shit while Julian is working as a field doctor. That one was okay, but I usually skip it/miss it on rewatches.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's why that one was good though, kid jake wasn't even in it that much.
        I'm going with the one where Sisko and Obrien get stuck on the planet with no technology, kind of a based take on the subject seeing as most of the colonists decide to remain in the end.
        Nog episodes were pretty good too, rip.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can hate all day long but that episode hits different when you're a young black kid watching it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >daddy!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wish Dukat was my Daddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember watching that episode with my dad and he got pissed off because of how shit he thought it was. The only other Star Trek episode I've seen get that reaction out of him was 11:59 in Voyager.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Basically every Klingon and Ferengi episode. They actually fleshed out and did justice to both of them on DS9.
    I also have a soft spot for the time travel episode where they go back to TOS with the tribbles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Odo turns into a dog. When has Odo seen a dog before? I guess for the first time in that episode.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you just know what kind of sex Odo and Kira has

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't believe Bashir put a baby in Kira irl.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >when he goes inside her he really goes inside her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Odo already visited earth by that point. they were going to brief startfleet of the gamma quandrant situation in Past Tense

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when odo and kira finally get together

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'VE GOT YOU UNDER MY SKIN

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that episode is borrrrrring. sisko was an annoying black whining about shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this episode was good until the stupidly meta last scene when he goes "what if WE are in a story written by people?"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was based when Barclay did it in the last Moriarty episode of TNG though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HIGHLY overrated. It's an okay episode, especially first half. I'll never understand the love.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll never understand the love
        Yes yo do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people rate this so highly? Do you have to be from Muttland to understand?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because it's REAL. Don't you understand?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like this one but I'm not a fan of the episode that revisits this setting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it was fine for a one off, but I really don't get how overly in love the writers seemed to be with it. At least they were reined in a bit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >racism is like bad and stuffs
      Most overrated episode of Star Trek.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Our Man Bashir
    Little Green Men
    Trials and Tribble-ations
    Far Beyond the Stars
    Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very good list.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no Melora
        frick off fatty

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Riker is big boned and had a big boner when he kissed T'Misc in the last episode of ENT.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            she was just a hologram and he was being creepy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I need help.
          >Don't fricking help me.
          I obviously need help
          >Don't fricking help me!
          I need help clearly.
          >Don't fricking help me!!
          I obviously need help im a worthless cripple!
          >Don't fricking help me!!!
          Yawn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever anyone puts Trials and Tibble-ations on an episode list, I know to disregard it, because that episode is lowest-common-denominator garbage. Thanks!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >STOP LIKING THINGS!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        autism

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          spotted the autist

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which show has higher highs? DS9 or TNG? I like In the Pale Moonlight more than Best of Both Words. Am I gay?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Magnificent Ferengi

      Voyager

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I like In the Pale Moonlight more than Best of Both Words. Am I gay?
      Epic turning point in a show long dominion war through questionable morality vs omg peecard was captured and riker wants a promotion and lame ass do nothing cliffhanger followed by we just put em to sleep and can undo borging now!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >peecard was captured and riker wants a promotion and lame ass do nothing cliffhanger followed by we just put em to sleep and can undo borging now!

        Arguably the follow up episode to Best of Both Worlds, Family, was the better episode.
        They kind shat all over it in Generations though, killing off his whole fricking family off screen in a fricking house fire in the 24th goddamn century.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Picard shat on family to be forgetting his brother existed and turning his comfy kin chateau into a repressed suicide den for his abusive mother who he irrational hates his father for. He literally gets magically sent by Q to see his dead father again and he calls him a beast. This is his only parent from the age 10+ he had no happy times with his father? What dreck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        TNG was able to explore philosophical ideas in a more intellectual and detached way. DS9 approaches the same ideas/concepts but presents them in a way that real people would approach them. Sisko knows what he and Garak did was wrong, but the alternative would be doing nothing and letting the Dominion rule the galaxy with an iron fist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I like In the Pale Moonlight more than Best of Both Words. Am I gay?
      Probably. In the Pale Moonlight is very overrated and not nearly as 'le dark and edgy' as people make it out to be, and Best of Both Worlds is pretty good, especially a season finale (I remember watching it live and it was (1) pretty shocking and (2) crazy that we would need to wait half a year to see what happened.

      I do think DS9 probably did have higher highs though - the takeback of the station was great and very kino. Also the real dark and edgy episode was For the Uniform where Sisko poisoned an entire inhabited planet (likely causing thousands of deaths and very clearly an actual war crime) out of spite against one Maquis officer. A shame that the series just then pretends in future episodes that everything was fine and that he wouldn't have been courtmarshaled and drawed up on charges or even questioned after the fact.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Captain's log, supplemental. Resettlement efforts in the DMZ are underway. The Cardassian and Maquis colonists who were forced to abandon their homes will make new lives for themselves on the planets their counterparts evacuated. The balance in the region will be restored, though the situation remains far from stable.
        They just traded planets. The humans went to the planet that was poisonous to Cardassians, and the Cardassians went to the planet that was poisonous to humans. No deaths.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's what he says. If you think about the logistics involved in suddenly evacuating tens of thousands of people out of their homes and off planet all at once and immediately, you very quickly come to the conclusion that there is no realistic way that everyone would have been evacuated before suffering/dying from the poisoned atmosphere.

          Even Worf pushed back against the order, which should tell you something about how wrong it was.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine getting so worked up over an episode that you have to convince yourself that the episode is lying to you. If there were any deaths then they would have said so. They have enough spaceships and transporters that they are able to evacuate without deaths.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine being such a Sisko-slurper that you're unable to recognize a war crime when you see one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Moving the goalposts already? I never said it's not a crime, I'm just addressing YOUR claim that it was
                >likely causing thousands of deaths

                But if you're already giving up on that, then oh well.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, not moving goalposts at all; they were very clearly established in my initial post:
                >Also the real dark and edgy episode was For the Uniform where Sisko poisoned an entire inhabited planet (likely causing thousands of deaths and VERY CLEARLY AN ACTUAL WAR CRIME) [emphasis added]
                RE the deaths, I think it's obvious to anyone who thinks about what is involved in evacuating a ton of people all at once and *after* the atmosphere has bee poisoned, but then if you want to believe that everything is hunky dory and that the Maquis had the coordination and infrastructure to evacuate an entire planet with no errors or issues or snags (despite what we see at the outset of the episode with poor and sick folks living in caves), then OK I guess. Whatever makes you happy.

                How could there be a war crime if there wasn't a war?

                Kek. You've got me there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me
                1, the planet's population.
                2, the number of starships used to evacuate.
                3, the carrying capacity of those starships.
                4, the amount of time needed for exposure to the toxin to have detrimental effects.
                Then we can have a proper discussion about logistics and coordination and infrastructure.

                The episode doesn't say that anybody died. If anybody had died then the episode would have said so. Your only argument is that the episode is lying to us, which is a sad and pathetic argument.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >If anybody had died then the episode would have said so.

                why do you think that? Wouldn't that make it too easy to work out whether sisko was objectively correct instead of leaving this more interesting question?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need to kill people in order for it to be an ethical dilemma. People can already spend decades debating whether or not Sisko is crossing a moral line just by evicting them from their homes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Indeed, it is notable that forced relocation of a people counts as genocide under the real world UN definition.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The debate around that would be whether or not the Maquis constitute a separate national group. The Maquis say that they do, but the Federation says that they are still Federation citizens. From the Federation's point of view, it's just a police action against law-breaking criminals.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How could there be a war crime if there wasn't a war?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its not a war crime as the Maquis are not state actors, they are terrorists and pirates as such they are not covered by conventions of war.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >remember watching it live and it was (1) pretty shocking and (2) crazy that we would need to wait half a year to see what happened.
        Same, bro, same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Which show has higher highs?
      i think TNG has higher highs, but also lower lows, overall, i think DS9 is a better show, as a lot more of it is enjoyable.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Heart of Stone-Odo admits that he loves Kira but it's really that changeling b***h, also Nog joins Starfleet
    >Civil Defense-ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS!
    >Our Man Bashir-best overall trek episode for Bondgays

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Improbable cause & The Die Is Cast

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That episode where O'Brien does 20 years of hard prison time, but it's all in his mind and only takes five minutes of real time so nobody takes his very real PTSD seriously at all and he ends up beating his asiatic wife with a hyper spanner.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the episode where Obrien ends up acting like Kira's husband and gets angry when everyone points it out

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That episode where Kira wakes up as a Cardassian.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you drink Odo? Also if Odo cums does he jizz semen or is it just like...himself?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Siege of AR-558
    >Quark gets scared of the humans for once
    >Nog gets his leg blown off by the Jem'Hadar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nog's episode about PTSD from losing the leg is a much better episode than the one where he actually loses the leg.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are inseparable for me. I watch them as a pair every time.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have the names memorized but just from memory:

    James Bond holosuite episode
    The one where Sisko is unstuck in time and keeps showing up in his son's life every few years.
    Baseball episode
    The "is he actually dreaming all of this" episode where Sisko has a vision of himself as a man in the 60's
    the one where they retake DS9 from Dukat.

    Also all the various ferengi episodes, all of them are fun, Rom is MVP side character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I memorized them for you.

      Our Man Bashir
      The Visitor
      Take Me Out to the Holosuite
      Far Beyond the Stars
      Sacrifice of Angels

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I agree 100%. Ziyal makes Riker's beard sad in comparison.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In no particular order:

    Far Beyond the Stars
    For the Uniform
    Little Green Men
    Past Tense
    Trials and Tribble-ations

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the first and second bizarro world episode and the one where odo keeps reliving his past on the station

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    S11E05 - Kira sits on anon's face for for 8 minutes and 46 seconds while anon repeatedly keeps trying to say that he cannot breathe.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sacrifice of Angels
    Improbable Cause/The Die is Cast
    Necessary Evil
    The Visitor
    The Wire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Wire is such a good fricking episode. That was the episode where I was like damn Garak got some acting chops.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        imagine having a good friend and then realizing that he had an implant which turns pain into pleasure and actually he only hangs out with you because you're the worst person on the space station

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have a friend who does heroin and I'm pretty unpleasant to be around so I don't have to pretend.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry, your friend will be dead soon and then he won't be your problem anymore.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I have a friend
            a rearity in the star trek community

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Garak got some acting chops.

        Garak was fricking incredible throughout the entire series.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Garak fought Dirty Harry back in the 70s.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Garak fought Dirty Harry back in the 70s.
          Wait, that was him? For some reason I though he was the crazy guy in Earthquake.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He also got killed by the guy who conjured Pinhead and then the guy starts wearing his skin. He's creepier than Pinhead too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >appeared in a tvs series called Madame Columbo starring Captain Janeway

        Kek

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When the ferengi go back in time
    Traumatized prison obrien
    I really liked the genetically engineered virus episode
    The federation outpost under jem’hadar attack
    The odo noir episode in season 1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Way of the Warrior (Worf introduction)
      By Inferno's Light (Worf kicks Jem Hadar ass)
      Empok Nor (Garak goes slasher villain)
      Homefront/Paradise Lost (Star Trek 9/11)
      The Magnificent Ferengi (Quark & friends rescue his mom)

      Little Green Men, Hard Time, The Quickening, The Siege of AR-558, A Man Alone?

      I need help.
      >Don't fricking help me.
      I obviously need help
      >Don't fricking help me!
      I need help clearly.
      >Don't fricking help me!!
      I obviously need help im a worthless cripple!
      >Don't fricking help me!!!
      Yawn

      At least she had the decency to NEVER be seen or mentioned ever again. Ditto for all the wheelchair ramps.

      [...]
      [...]
      You're all right I guess.

      Maybe what bothers me is that the shows never really acknowledge his weabooship and show him as if he is an 'actual' klingon.

      [...]
      Klingons are pretty dishonorable and backstabbing in practice. Worf seems to be the only one that actually thinks the written texts about honor are true.

      >the shows never really acknowledge his weabooship and show him as if he is an 'actual' klingon.
      They don't literally say it, but pretty much every interaction Worf has with other Klingons shows that he takes the traditions way more seriously and most are just in it for the glory.

      The Quickening was super sad and fricked up. It's one of the few episodes, outside of season 1, that I try to avoid. After that, I think Section 31 was right to try to genocide the Founders.

      I liked it because it turned the tired trope of "doctor comes in and cures incurable disease in a week" on its head. Like, a planet full of doctors tried for generations, you're not going to fix it just because you have a fresh set of eyes. It also ended on a bittersweet note that the future children would be free of the disease, even if no one could be cured.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the episode where everyone around O'brien is acting weird so he escapes, but it turns out that he's a bomb clone and the real O'brien was captured

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beep-beep, get out of my way, unclaimed episodes coming through!

    Whispers
    The Begotten
    Rocks and Shoals
    It's Only a Paper Moon
    The Changing Face of Evil

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good stuff, the vic stuff might be a bit dated but paper moon is a great episode.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the vic stuff might be a bit dated
        Vic is part of basically all my favorite moments/events from DS9
        My brother and I have been watching each series in quasi-chronological order, going enterprise > TOS (my first time watching it actually) > TNG > DS9. we finished DS9 last week or so and start voyager.
        rewatching season 7 made me realize that I wish I could delete What You Leave Behind from existence and replace it with Badda-Bing Badda-Bang.
        there's a few REALLY good episodes in the latter half of season 7 but the overall plot arc is a fricking dumpster fire.
        The series built up Dukat as a misguided but not totally ridiculous villain and Sisko as a man assigned to be messiah but with very little faith of his own, and they throw that entirely out the window and end their arcs with a fistfight in a lava cave full of ghosts.
        meanwhile BBBB is just fun and the musical number at the end feels like a great capstone to the series.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Vic is part of basically all my favorite moments/events from DS9
          you're basically bizzarro me
          I almost never finished watching ds9 because the last series had too many vic's episodes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I also love the doctor from voyager, or really any time we see a quasi-sentient hologram. it's one of my favorite concepts for ST to play with.
            I also would've preferred this ending

            Yeah, it was fine for a one off, but I really don't get how overly in love the writers seemed to be with it. At least they were reined in a bit.

            I REALLY love the Benny stuff, partly because I think Roddenberry is a literal biblical prophet

            What was the episode where Sisko dunks on aliens and tells them to frick off?

            that sounds like pretty much every time sisko is on screen

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else remember the scene when changeling bashir delivers a sandwich on a platter to Obrien and Jadzia and then it never comes up again? I think about that all the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was killed while trying to blow the Bajoran sun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about the sandwich
        they reveal that bashir is a changling and the FIRST scene immediately afterwards is fake bashir delivering a sandwich on a platter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >LEAVE THE SANDWICH ALONE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes a sandwich is just a sandwich.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nobody delivers a sandwich on a platter
            it's fricking insane

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well that's how you know he's a changeling.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                imagine you get replaced by a changeling for two months and nobody notices, not even your best friend

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He was imitating Bashir's signature showmanship even for small things.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Comes the Inquisitor
    The Deconstruction of Falling Stars
    War Without End (Parts 1 and 2)
    And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place
    Convictions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a purple thread, you want the green thread.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        purple and green are both fine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The aliens in Star Trek should be more colorful like Namekians.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know some dumb dirty d-words who would kill you for that statement.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the episode where Quark kills a Klingon at his bar and inherits his wife or whatever it was. I'm in it for the aliens and small side story world building

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DS9 did such a great job of making the Ferengi feel real. They care so much about profit because it's not only how they measure the quality of a man, but also is sacred to them. It's also great how the idea of woman's suffrage is painted through the realisation that they aren't being exploited enough.

      I forget where I read it, maybe some STO page, but apparently Nog used Ferengi bargaining skills to break the Kobayashi Maru simulation. That's a great application, its a shame we don't see a lot of Ferengi charisma outside of Quark.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like Nog, but he shouldn't break the Kobayashi Maru. Nobody should break it after the original breakage. Each time it gets broken, its value is cheapened.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think it works in the context of Nog being the first Ferengi. His approach would be unique amongst the other applicants. It also shows that Ferengi would actually have skills that would be useful in Starfleet and fits his character too. Who else has broken it, anyway? Kirk cheated so I wouldn't count that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a large chunk of fan wank but that seems like a legit one in that no one in Starfleet would ever think of doing that in the test.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the ferengi are probably the most well fleshed-out alien race ever put to television. Their clothes, mannerisms, cultural artifacts—everything is so cohesive.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl-f Whispers
    >only 1 result
    I am DISSATISFIED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is also

      the episode where everyone around O'brien is acting weird so he escapes, but it turns out that he's a bomb clone and the real O'brien was captured

      .

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rom is such a great character

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The episode where Rom starts a union and quotes Marx...I'm amazed that made it to air.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trials and tribbleations
    Necessary Evil
    Apocalypse Rising
    Life support
    Waltz

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Visitor
    By Inferno's Light
    Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night
    In the Cards
    The Changing Face of Evil

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is anybody bothered by Worf?

    My gripe is that he's adopted and completely raised by 2 russians on earth. Completely soaked in human culture. And suddenly when he's grown up he's cosplaying as a Klingon. It doesn't make any sense for him to embrace that culture and constantly say 'as a Klingon, bla bla blah'.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like Worf because he has feminine sensibilities about relationships while still being masculine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually fairly accurate for 1st generation diaspora immigrants.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He read about Klingons on Federation Wikipedia and became a Klingaboo. It's the same as early Cinemaphileners who worshipped Japan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      his entire life is just an identity crisis

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He read about Klingons on Federation Wikipedia and became a Klingaboo. It's the same as early Cinemaphileners who worshipped Japan.

        It's actually fairly accurate for 1st generation diaspora immigrants.

        You're all right I guess.

        Maybe what bothers me is that the shows never really acknowledge his weabooship and show him as if he is an 'actual' klingon.

        It does make sense because he was old enough to have some sense of Klingon identity before he was adopted. He became a Klingon weeabo by reading Federation literature about them without really understanding them. A Klingon laughing was a foreign concept to him until he met other Klingons as an adult.

        Klingons are pretty dishonorable and backstabbing in practice. Worf seems to be the only one that actually thinks the written texts about honor are true.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Klingons are pretty dishonorable and backstabbing in practice. Worf seems to be the only one that actually thinks the written texts about honor are true.
          At some point in the writers' room, this became intentional.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It does make sense because he was old enough to have some sense of Klingon identity before he was adopted. He became a Klingon weeabo by reading Federation literature about them without really understanding them. A Klingon laughing was a foreign concept to him until he met other Klingons as an adult.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      part of worf's character is that he tries so hard to be a real klingon that he ends up isolating himself culturally from actual klingons.
      he has immersed himself in the myths, legends and philosophies while a lot of klingons throughout the franchise are drunken space bikers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worf sucks. Just a giant punching bag and a joke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I like Worf, him trying to be his image of the idealized Klingon but being so out of touch with what a contemporary Klingon is actually like is both interesting and it makes for good moments of levity. One thing I hate is that episode where he goes to Risa, or maybe it was some other pleasure planet, and he says the reason he's so serious is because he accidentally hurt some kid when he was young. Him doing it because it's how he pictures Klingons in myth and story is much more interesting, and how I always took his behavior before then.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Profit and Lace

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seasons 1 and 2 had some entertaining moments, despite being shit overall.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homefront/Paradise Lost
    Hippocratic Oath

    cant think of the name but one where Bashir thinks he can cure a disease but fails. But does create a vax

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Quickening

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Quickening, not to be confused with personal finance management software.

        there we go. Might go watch it now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Quickening, not to be confused with personal finance management software.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh yea and Visionary

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Quickening was super sad and fricked up. It's one of the few episodes, outside of season 1, that I try to avoid. After that, I think Section 31 was right to try to genocide the Founders.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like that episode too, one of the first episodes to make Bashir a likable character and not an annoying beta

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    way of the warrior
    past tense

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Despite being insultingly un trek-like, the Past Tense two-parter are some of my favorite Star Trek episodes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i like how it predicted the future. We are turning into that episode

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That episode where Quark and Odo are stuck on a cold planet and survive because of how much they hate each other was choice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's a good one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ascent
      The sound of her voice is also kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Odo an turn coat wayoun episode too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LOSER! FACIST!
      great episode, love that it was preceded by the episode where Odo, Sisko, Dax, and Garak get trapped in the Link. Odo suffered almost as much as Obrien when you think about it.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every episode with Sloane. I just realized now that ds9 Is a very mediocre series, held by like 4-5 actors while the rest is just annoying background noise

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally every episodes with Jeffrey Combs as brunt. Surprise to no one, they're all Quark episodes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jeffrey Combs as a Vorta = Jeffrey Combs as an Andorian > Jeffrey Combs as a Ferengi > Jeffrey Combs as a gladiator ring manager

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All < Combs as a murderous computer

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Magnificent Ferengi

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Field of fire, die is cast, The Darkness and the Light, siege of Ar 558, business as usual for the scene ‘if one little light went out’ moment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/h3JZ5Mr.png

      Top five best DS9 episodes that aren't Duet or Pale Moonlight?

      Civil defence

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    -the one where nog gets his leg blowed off
    -the one where odo gets solified
    -the one where o'brien's daughter becomes a caveman
    -little green men
    -past tense (I'll count them both as one)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the one where o'brien's daughter becomes a caveman
      That one is hilarious. The original plan was for there to be a primitive civilization there for her to grow up in. That was cut for budget reasons she just grew up alone on some planet. Then O'Brien decides it would be better to just abandon her there again rather than let her live on some Federation research station, which must be similar to gulags apparently.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >rather than let her live on some Federation research station, which must be similar to gulags apparently.
        Not just any research station. Starbase 80.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Data was also adamant that his daughter wasn't sent to such a place. Must be a fate worse than death.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's got, like, one run down Panera.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there is not a single bad episode where a cardassian shows up on screen
    alternatively,
    there is not a single bad o'brien episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't a Cardassian show up in that three or four parter at the beginning of S2 which was about Vedeks and stupid shit? Those episodes were pretty bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cool it with the anti-bajoran remarks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the last episode is easily the worst episode in the series, and its centered around dukat becoming an evil space god.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BOOM

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there only one dedicated resort planet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure I heard of at least one other

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do the other planets not allow anonymous sex with strangers?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember a different one being brought up when Worf and Jadzia are talking about where to go on their honeymoon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is at least one other, but it is inferior to Risa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because you really don't need them in a galaxy with widely available holodeck tech.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you need more than one planet full of bawds? That's a lot of bawds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People don't need a second one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised Risa isn't a biological hellscape of STDs with how much jamaharon goes on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why is that surprising? they can cure basically every transmittable disease

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one where Kira goes all Man in a Glass Booth on a Cardie
    The one where Jake becomes Candyman
    The one with Iggy Pop
    The one where it turns out Garak is the son of Cardassian Lavrenti Beria
    The one where Sisko writes schlock sf in the 50s

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The baseball card episode is one of my favorites. Peak comfy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a Nog takes down moronic Federation economics episode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The river provides.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought genetic engineering was banned and super people resistant to herpes were outlawed in Star Trek.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Magnifcent ferengi all day

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >When Quark comforts Odo after he realizes he was actually in love with Kira and tarshed his room.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm just trying to keep to the essentials, Major.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Bashir or Garak the top?

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's obviously the "I'll carry you Mister Odo" episode.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my sadkino eps:
    -the visitor
    -the begotten
    -crossfire
    -ties of blood and water
    -sons of mogh
    idk if favorite, but all emotional episodes that handle the turmoil beautifully imo.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best episode of each series? I haven't watched all of them so I don't know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tos: the omega flory
      Tas: the slaver weapon
      Tng: data's day
      Ds9: the magnificent ferengi (the great river episode is a close second)
      Voy: Body and Soul
      Ent: carbon creek
      Std: don't know
      Ld: wej duj
      Pro: time amok
      Snw: spock amok
      Short treks : the Tribble one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's many contenders but from the top of my head:
      >TOS: Balance of Terror
      >TNG: The Inner Light
      >DS9: In the Pale Moonlight
      >Voy: Year of Hell
      >Ent: Damage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TOS - "City on the edge of forever"
      TNG I'd go with "Q Who" Though the "Inner Light" was brilliant too.
      DS9 I'd say its "In the Pale Moonlight"
      VOY probably Message in a Bottle
      ENT - never watched it
      STD - the second episode of season 3, largely because burnham was absent for it despite everyone going 'Wheres poochie?' far too often
      Hispanic - Dunno

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Watch Mojo-tier answers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you so contrarian that you dislike the best episodes in star trek?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's
      >TOS: A Taste of Armageddon
      >TNG: Tapestry
      >DS9: Treachery, Faith and the Great River
      >Voyager: Living Witness
      >Enterprise: Cogenitor

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite Voyager eps is probably Shattered or Blink of and Eye....Or Living Witness.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Necessary Evil
    The Wire
    Civil Defense
    Improbable Cause/Die is Cast
    Indiscretion
    Our Man Bashir
    Hard Time
    For the Uniform
    Rocks and Shoals
    Inquisition
    Treachery, Faith and the Great River
    The Siege of AR-558
    Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate bajorans and that neurotic whiney b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone hated the bajorans. Its why they had to make Dukat a nutjob satanist for seasons 6 & 7.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure he was always planned to be the anti-emissary, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm willing to look past Kira being annoying af because Mirror Universe Kira is the hottest woman in any ST series

  58. 2 years ago
    Machine Jerk

    the one where bashir and o'brien get shrunk and enter the computer

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like the episode when they falseflagged the romulans and sissyco bix nood whined about it being a success to the suit maker and suit maker called him on his bullshit.
    I wish he hit him back but the suit maker is a respectable man that values rank

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP specifically asked about not that episode

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've only seen the episode where the potato guy has to live out and entire life sentence in like a day and then he tries to kill himself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the potato guy has to live out and entire life sentence
      He got released on a peel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this cozy thread being ruined?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just ignore and let starfleet security know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a trek thread. It started out ruined.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of sandwich was it? Club? Where I live we put fries on the pastrami sandwich.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll find the fricking sandwich
    give me a few minutes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's S5E14 35:00 in

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The offending article.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's thoughtful of him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is immediately after they reveal bashir has been replaced—there's still the evil reveal music playing. And they never come up again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guess an evil sandwich tastes the same as a regular one.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was the episode where Sisko dunks on aliens and tells them to frick off?

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno what episode it was but I liked it when some of our wacky cast of characters were in that Dominion prison and Worf had to do MMA with the Jem'hadar.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 parter where the shapeshifters are on earth
    3 parter with the circle on bajor with major Rawls the wire as bajoran
    Any black Jesus episode with sisko because he’s either super into it or super NOT into it
    House of qwark
    Take me out to the holodeck
    Any episode with Jeffery combs
    Waltz the dukat sisko talk on the rock
    Any garak episode obligatory
    Rom starting a union
    Jadzia trying to frick her exwife from a past life
    Most of the ferengi episodes
    O’brien getting sexually harassed by that spoonhead b***h while black jesus shit triggers sisko

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Garak's smile
    He and Dukat were the best on the show.

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