Top Gun

Hangman needs his own movie tbh

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this achievable natty?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic? Just literally don't be fat.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just literally don't be fat
        How?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          fork put downs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I packed on lots of hormonal brown visceral fat that doesn't go away even on drastic caloric deficit. I'm going to try esoteric Peaty methods of reducing PUFAs while keeping the carb load, but I'm not optimistic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're overthinking it. Drop the carbs. Depending on how insulin resistant you have made your body over your lifetime, you may have no other choice but to go near zero carb for a year or two.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        post body

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            why do you have a urinal in your toilet?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice. Solid. Thick.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just don’t be fat
            >all natty bro

            Kek

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, it's not hard.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >steroids
            don't count, you're as fake as trannies

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your standards are incredibly low.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice, now show us your butt LOL let us judge if are doing those squats haha

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes but he is a Hollywood actor so he didnt

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why can't fighter pilots be fat you don't need muscle to fly a plane

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fat is unhealthy and puts unneeded strain on the body.
          >don't need muscles to fly a plane
          homie they're pulling like 8 G's regularly. That means their bodies are 8 times heavier than normal. You need to be strong to not collapse into the seat and pass out.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            90 year old 300 pound William Shatner pulled like 9 Gs on that rocket he went into space with

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You only get like 2gs max on take off of a rocket. He also wasn't piloting it moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is literally more chest than bronze age bodybuilders

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you exercise hard for a few years and eat a perfect diet, during a cut and some dehydratation yes you'll look like that natty

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re genetically gifted and don’t pollute your body while also eating a strict diet and adhere to a vigorous weightlifting program and never fall out of it. Basically you’re better off juicing. You can achieve this with a very low test cycle and you won’t have to be miserable.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hangman needs his own movie tbh
    fully agree, decent substitute for tom. guy has charisma, looks and that aura of playful superiority

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aura of playful superiority
      Tom doesn't have that though, in most movies he plays the second fiddle to a more charismatic guy, and when he doesn't you can really tell he's not in his element

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in most movies he plays the second fiddle to a more charismatic guy
        100% disagree.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I noticed it a lot in Fallout, he takes a backseat to Cavill
          In Collateral, he is outshone by Foxx
          In Edge of Tomorrow, he is stage presence mogged by Emily Blunt
          Can't argue with facts, buddy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            kys moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >most movies
            >only names 3 movies out of dozens
            >all three would be argued as untrue by majority of people
            >majority = charisma
            You're wrong, moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's 3 movies. One in which he's the villain (exception for him) and two where he's already older. His fish out of water character in EoT tomorrow is an exception as well, and in any other, comparable role (fish out of water) , he's the charismatic lead (Eyes Wide Shut, Risky Business etc.).

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >outshone in collateral
            Most people won’t remember Jamie foxx is in that movie.
            Leaving aside the iconic and unusual character design Cruise sports for that movie, he’s a terrifying and unique character while foxx is a spluttering mess.
            Now foxx is supposed to be a spluttering mess so he acted well, but he hardly steals Tom’s spotlight.
            In MI I felt that cruise and cavil had great chemistry and played well off each other.
            Cavil may have outshone him in some scenes but tom is a generous professional and doesn’t hog the spotlight.
            Go watch any of the interviews they did. Whenever the focus stays on tom too long, he deliberately ropes cavil into the conversation. “Cavil was so cool. I watched him reload his arms for hours in that one scene”.
            Maybe Tom realizes that this makes him look generous, charismatic and cool but he’s still highlighting his co-star
            Edge of tomorrow is where you really go off the rails. Emily plays the straight man to Tom’s rakish foil, Emily is a woman on a mission and tom starts out as a conman trying to survive but his arc teaches him the importance of his situation.
            Tom is also a master of drawing in the audience with subtlety. When the Rita asks Cruise “oh you mean sex? Yes I’ve tried it”. Tom’s slight facial twitch before he lands the punchline (“how many times?”) is a great setup.
            He’s used those small facial tweaks to draw forth crowd emotion before like in the escape scene in Rogue Nation when he shrugs at the screaming guards, or his slight moment of self doubt in maverick when hangman states “not even him”
            Anyway, I disagree strongly with 2/3 of your examples and in the third I see a seasoned profesional propping up a fellow cast member to enhance the production

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >In Collateral, he is outshone by Foxx
            LOL
            LMAO, EVEN

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what Tom Cruise movies you've been watching but they aren't the right ones.
        Thanks for reminding me to watch Interview with the Vampire today. Brad Pitt is nicer than him in that one, but definitely less charismatic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glen Powell should the next big Hollywood star

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie for someone who got benched for one of the most important missions of his career

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally saved the day, more important than the woman.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He literally saved the day
        felt like a cheap deus ex machina moment. how did the pursueing 5th gen fighter with aesa radar somehow not notice a f18 closing in? how didnt his radar warning receiver alert him of the f18 targeting radar pointing at him? bullshit moment.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >somehow not notice a f18 closing in?
          Heat of the moment, he wasn't paying attention because of the dog fight was in with Mavs.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          flying below radar, how does that work?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no explanation lol
          there's zero chance any of them would have beaten those fighters, it's just part of the suspension of disbelief

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            flying below radar, how does that work?

            >somehow not notice a f18 closing in?
            Heat of the moment, he wasn't paying attention because of the dog fight was in with Mavs.

            my supposed realistic approach to that scene:

            >let it be over land instead of over sea
            >hangman approaches undetected using mountains and hills as cover
            >gets directions from awacs
            >pops up for the attack at the last second
            >infrared homing missile goes out
            >cannot use gun because not in range, cannot use targeting radar as this would alert the 5th gen too early and radar lock is sketchy against stealth planes
            >su57 pilots gets warning on his infrared missile launch detector, goes "nani?"
            >launches flares
            >too late
            >missile goes through the flares and right at the plane
            >explosion
            >day saved, suspension of disbelief preserved

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And what would it be about? The character is interesting but there is little to build on, Glen plays as Glen and he's not good emotionally versatile as an actor, he always plays the same kind of subtype and likely his character in Twister will be the same stereotype in a way. Don't get me wrong I like the guy, but his acting is a bit stiff and he always plays it save.

    Also he was formerly cast to play Rooster until Miles stole that from under his nose and I can't help but wonder what kind of Bradshaw character Glen would've played because Miles has a lot more versatility and I think Glen's performance of Rooster would've been a lot less emotional and more stubborn and dickish.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    eradicate ALL zoomer bastards

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    man im straight as hell but that dude's tummy? damn man. i gotta sit home and consider like, how much i would love to have sex with this guy? but like i say i only like women but jesus christ that is so fricking hot his muscles the skin, the sweat and hair frick me, please frick me dude, just frick me up kiss me up touch me, jesus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seldom seen a more heterosexual post

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is he showing that he's a throat goat or something

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was so fricking awful. I could not even finish it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trans btw not sure if that matters

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it matters you stupid troony, obviously you didn't like the movie because you're a FREAK. Frick you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          newbie

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my barber was telling me how this scene was his gay awakening

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was mine too and im not even gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was mine too and im not even gay

      man im straight as hell but that dude's tummy? damn man. i gotta sit home and consider like, how much i would love to have sex with this guy? but like i say i only like women but jesus christ that is so fricking hot his muscles the skin, the sweat and hair frick me, please frick me dude, just frick me up kiss me up touch me, jesus

      >Cinemaphile watches a normal scene with muscular sweaty man
      >immediately starts lusting
      Pathetic!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where do yo think you are?!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least I resist my same-sex temptations.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re gonna waste him
    It kills me to admit it but the Hollywood israelites are going to waste him just like Lynn Collins, Rachel Nichols, Sara Gadon, and Henry Cavil
    They’re already ruining him with the post Maverick stuff he’s been in
    Devotion felt like a made for tv miniseries drama and Anyone But You looks like a hallmark movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devotion was actually produced before Maverick, the problem was that Glen didn't know if he had the time for TGM, but they switched up schedules so he could. hence why the jest in the Hard Deck concerning the cold war vs Korean war was made with a wink to Devotion. But yes it was awful and I do believe the comedy he was cast in after is going to awful as well because the only press it has gotten so far is the so called "I fricked Sydney and broke up with my own GF" situation which was weak IMO and honestly I can't believe that his agent thought it was a good idea to leak that to the press because it didn't do him much good. The problem is that Glen is always playing it save, he doesn't do arthouse or risky roles and honestly I don't think he has the versatility for it. He mentioned before int he past how he didn't like Hollywood too much because family was too important to him and that's also one of the things holding him back besides his lack of variety. It's too bad rly.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they call him Hangman because he's hanging a massive wiener and a hefty set of balls? I spent most of that movie edging to the thought of Hangman reaming the female pilot with his giant pole

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do they call him Hangman because he's hanging a massive wiener and a hefty set of balls? I spent most of that movie edging to the thought of Hangman reaming the female pilot with his giant pole

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did it really needed to be posted twice? I see the standards have dropped on this board.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Do they call him Hangman because he's hanging a massive wiener and a hefty set of balls? I spent most of that movie edging to the thought of Hangman reaming the female pilot with his giant pole

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hangman was great
    hope this guy gets more big roles in hollywood, he deserves it
    or hell, cruise should put him in the last MI because why not

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I AIN'T WORRIED ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW!

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never felt more jealousy in my life than when I learned Sydney Sweeney call him Top Gun as an affectionate nickname, it's so fricking adorable, I bet he plowed the shit out of her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot couple.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine how it must feel to be non-white knowing you'll never look anything approximating this man.. That EURO skull aesthetic is pure evolutionary art. Why are sharp features so fricking hot?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That EURO skull aesthetic is pure evolutionary art

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people say we live in woke times
    >movie from 80's still remain the gayest thing produced

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