Top Gun: Maverick - average blockbuster but also the greatest cinematic expereince ever

Let's be honest, it may not be greatest movie ever but it was the most intense cinematic experence of the decade. Plot isn't important there, what matters in plane cabin footage. You can see all these actros reacting to insane speed and G-forces and no other movie can even compete. Maybe documentary films but they are not as bombastic as TG:Maverick.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kinoino

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The film is nicely meta. It feels like Cruise replying to the IRL normies calling him an old has-been by being an in-story aged but not has-been training new fighter pilots but also keeping alive practical filmmaking as a producer.

    Soundtrack is far inferior to the old Top Gun though.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone else imagine a gun with a little hat when they hear top gun

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we supposed to ignore the massive international relations crisis and war that immediately follows the plot of the movie?
    The US does a surprise attack against some random country with no valid casus belli and we're just supposed to accept it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They BTFO a nuclear weapons plant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying anyone gives a shit about not Iran

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda. The movie was supposed to come out in 2019, so they filmed it in 2018 at most and there was no war until 2022. Note date of the 1st trailer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Are we supposed to ignore the massive international relations crisis and war that immediately follows the plot of the movie?
      Yes, the US does it all the time.

      >The US does a surprise attack against some random country with no valid casus belli and we're just supposed to accept it?
      >lol look at my Latin words
      There was cause explained in the movies via treaties broken but even if not, did you just wake up to US foreign policy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Iran violates a ratified international nuclear armament treaty
      >thinks they have any standing to declare war

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >random country
      It was Iran, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People only think it’s Iran because of the f-14’s but Iran doesn’t have su57’s (Russian 5th gen fighter). Only Russia has them. No country has both. The country is meant to be fictional. But it’s definitely a hybrid of the countries, both Russia and Iran.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          funnily eough not!.Iran had more su57s in the movie than russia has IRL

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Russia has 14 I think but only uses 6 of them iirc. So there is no way in hell Iran would have any cause A) Iran can’t afford them and B) even if they could Russia isn’t selling them for the same reason the United States wouldn’t sell f22’s to other countries. It’s too advanced of a plane to want to give to anybody. Even your Allies.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they have 4-3 i think one crashed a few years back

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A 4 ship flight was used in combat last week. It was a ground attack mission over Ukraine.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                didn't the russkies publicise the shit out of them when they used them in sirya?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They ordered 14 + 6 and in fact only 3 were seen in active service. And not even in combat. They are show off only. They cost a lot and aren't much better than F22.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >People only think it’s Iran because of the f-14’s
          So, can you mention another rogue islamic nation located in the persian gulf that has a uranium enrichment program that the US claims is threat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up homosexual. I’m Iranian and I thought this movie was based. I know people like to think it’s Iran they’re bombing but they intentionally didn’t name a country to avoid making people leave the movie hating some other country. That would also take away from the main appeal of the movie which is the planes. Doesn’t matter where you’re from, everybody loves fighter jets. If you can’t separate politics from the kinematic experience of top gun then you’re a homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this, it's fricking Top Gun.
        nobody gives a shit about the plot, whet people come to see is sick ass planes and the larger than life characters.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I made people watch the movie who thought they would hate it and they ended up loving it. Only incels and trannies seethe at this movie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's also just irrelevant to the plot or story of the movie which is about the pilots and their mission, not about international politics
          It would have added nothing and changed nothing if they said "we are attacking Iran" instead of "we are attacking the Enemy"
          literally not the point

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            exactly, not as if the pilots would have some great moral crises in their lives. most military personell do what they are ordered to

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >greatest cinematic experience ever
    Not even close
    >it was the most intense cinematic experence of the decade
    True but the decade has only just begun for movies, 2020 had barely any blockbusters, 2021 was mostly empty until the final few months, and only now this year are we getting the normal amount of blockbusters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt we will see something as intense anytime soon. Most of blockbusters are now garbage escapism and capeshit/fantasy/scifi crap. Meanwhile Top Gun wanted to give you experience of jet pilots, it was anti-escapism offering authentic experience over fantasy bullshit in CGI created worlds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I doubt we will see something as intense anytime soon
        Tom Cruise's space movie filmed in space

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Space is too boring because its, well, open space. The best Top Gun moments were when they were flying close to ground because speed is not everything, you need environment. Same how I'm bored by going 120 on highway while speeding 80 down some twisty roads is more exciting.

          >I doubt we will see something as intense anytime soon
          George Miller is making a Mad Max spinoff then Mad Max 5, those will be more intense and probably better movies too.

          At best they will be Fast And Furious in post apoc settings. This stands no chance to jets flying in canyon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >At best they will be Fast And Furious in post apoc settings
            Yeah except you know, good movies. Fury Road was the best experience I ever had watching a new movie in theaters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I doubt we will see something as intense anytime soon
        George Miller is making a Mad Max spinoff then Mad Max 5, those will be more intense and probably better movies too.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >danger zone starts
    >jet engine roar shakes the kino hall

    only time i soifaced in the cinema, the sound is just fricking phenomenal

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was worth the 43 canadian dollars I had to spend buying me and my dad a popcorn, a drink, and a candy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where do you live

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit are you me? Except I bought him nachos

      woops

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit are you me? Except I bought him nachos

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont want to go outside bros... how do i watch this kino?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go and watch it in the cinema dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you gotta see it in theaters my man, it's worth it. if being outside gives you anxiety you can try for a mid morning or early afternoon showing on a weekday when people are at work. those are usually pretty sparse people-wise. i dunno what it's like where you are, but where i'm at there's still like 8 showings a day in multiple theaters.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was fricking intense. Loved it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Latest 4 Tom Cruise movies are pushing aerial scenes to the limit.
    >Mummy plane crash in zero gravity training jet
    >American Made and low pass scenes
    >Mission Impossible heli chase
    >Top Gun air scenes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mission impossible real time parachute jump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still hasn't beaten the Apocalypse Now Flight of the Bumblebee scene.

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