TOP GUN MAVERICK

what did you guys think ?
hear a lot of people sucking this movie off..so lets do something different,
criticize the frick out of this movie...
what all do the jets do in the movie that is total bullshit ?
what parts pissed you off?
call out all the fake and gay shit in this movie

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >so lets like uh be contrarian lol
    just watch it when it comes out and think for yourself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually liked the movie but let's not pretend it doesn't have flaws because it definitely has tons, lol.
      The biggest thing to me is that if you even slightly think about it Maverick is a literal Mary Sue. There is not a single point in the movie where he's wrong or fails at something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and thats a good thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not a Mary Sue, because the premise of the film is that Maverick is already the best or one of the best pilots in the world. That’s the opening setup. A Mary Sue is a character of humble beginnings who spontaneously solves every problem they encounter due to a complete ass pull. Even in this film Mac gets saved twice by other characters.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What's the point of Mav being saved by characters he barely knows if he's just going to get shot down two minutes later but not actually learn or develop from it?
          The world TOPGUN and Pete Mitchell inhabit appears to only exist for Pete Mitchell. Goose's death, which is the primary (if not only) plot element for this sequel, subverted that and added a little bit of reality to an otherwise fantasy world. Unfortunately, nothing like that happens in this movie. You're stuck in Pete's fantasy that he never seems to lose in except when he's thinking to and about himself, which is almost always.
          I mean for frick's sake, they show him during the lead in to the ending action scene having a mental breakdown fifteen seconds from their target and it does nothing. He goes straight from crying like a b***h to flying like "one of the best pilots in the world", then gets shot down and survives only to mysteriously find a nostalgiabait plane model the enemy base has for some reason.
          "Maverick" might be one of if not the worst sequel in film history.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with most of what you said, one note though, the F-14A is still in use by Iran (the only country using it), so it is realistic that he might find an F-14 there, which was why Iran was the target in the movie so he could plausibly find an F-14.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's not a mary sue though. one of the main conflicts of the film is how he failed to be the father he wanted to be to rooster and how badly he damaged their relationship because of what he did. he's also insubordinate and gets chewed out by his superiors constantly for flying like a maniac. mary sue is more than just "is good at stuff". if anything you could argue that he's not a mary sue because flying jets is literally the only thing he's good at.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gooses son was really annoying, but overall a good movie

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >clear at this point that it’s going to outgross whatever thor makes
    >shilling against it has ramped up to 11

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UH YEAH LET'S CRITICIZE YEAH WE THE CRITICIZERS
    more seriously a valid criticism would be that
    1) Maverick got too much shonen MC luck
    2) Need more Hangman, less Rooster
    3) no Phoenix sex scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >needs more chad, less moshe
      Fair.
      >no Phoenix sex scene
      This is monkey paw tier. They would have had her frick Rooster

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I expected more than bomb x target and fight three jets. The entire plot could have been accomplished by a predator drone. Also, hangman showing up out of no where without a scene of him telling his superiors to frick off while taking off like a true rogue is a little embarrassing. Lastly, the enemy should have counter attacked the carrier fleet, causing the reserves to take off and a final battle to ensue. This would have allowed more dogfighting in a "dogfighting" film. Allowing Maverick to stay in the F-14 while fighting a wave of enemies with all of his trainees, as a team. Nitpicking? maybe.. However, the film kind of falls apart towards the end. Still a good movie though.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was too good for modern Hollywood. I find that unacceptable.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movie was basically a shonen anime, it even had the beach episode.

    I'm not complaining tho.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good even though it was one of those sequels that pretty much is just the original but updated

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doing those turns in the hypersonic plane would disintegrate it instantly. It happened to the SR-71 going much slower than Mach 9. Also saying he’s the fastest man alive when the astronauts exist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Astronauts don’t go that speed. The rocket is fast but not that fast. Learn shit before posting your imaginary ideas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not even remotely true

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is TOO predictable. It's also way too long and gets bogged down in the "drama" with Miles Teller

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >criticise the frick out of this movie

    But there's nothing to criticize really. I guess the whole love interest subplot with Jennifer Connelly wasn't really needed, but I mean, shit, I don't know what else is worth being criticized

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    needed more jets
    other than that 10/10 great movie

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like the homoerotic undertones between Rooster and Hangman that ultimately lead to nothing because Tom Cruise is a closet homosexual afraid of himself.
    The film's overall story made somehow less sense than its precursor it emulated almost shot-for-shot. There were no consequences or character so you just sit there watching bullshit action sequences and then have to suffer through Pete crying over the same Goddamn thing for something like fifty minutes of the overall runtime. Instead of writing an original storyline that has its own consequences, it relies on the one (1) nonsensical consequence from the original film.
    It tries to create some drama between Rooster and Pete with that aforementioned consequence, but the film never leaves Maverick's fricking POV and Rooster has like two minutes of screentime and no character or development.
    The ending sequence is absolutely laughable. From the actions of the TOPGUN morons to the enemy faction looking like they're from Star Wars, to Maverick and his cohorts being virtually invincible.
    >tl;dr
    There's no risk to anyone involved, on land or in the air, and no consequences. It's Tom giving his Magnolia performance and whacking himself off.

    I did enjoy the Iceman scene

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i still don't get how the frick maverick survived ejecting at mach 10.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun movie. Can never top the aesthetic of the original, but a great over the top action sequel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What fricking action shill? The movie is just a build up to a bomb being dropped and a small skirmish between three planes. Zzzz

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The plane sequences were amazing. How are you not in the edge of your seat watching those scenes?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because they were boring and predictable? Nobody dies ffs there's no consequences to literally anything. It's well shot and directed, but that's all the praise it'll get from me

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hornets arent even half as sexy as Tomcats.
    K-Log&Nunn>whoever did ost for new movie.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy has state of the art defenses above 100ft

    Why not just drive a car from the coast to the facility?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just another predictable action movie showing off how badass Tom Cruise is. Yawn

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It became comedic after rooster saved maverick, didn't like it

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My main criticism is that it didn't dab on trannies
    Other than that it was 10/10
    Might see it again tonight

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Made me give money to Hollywood by being so kino. Something I planned on not doing ever again

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should've had a Dark Star V2 in the final mission

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would have made more sense to use... TOMahawk CRUISE Missiles. :DDD

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The entire movie is almost a beat for beat remake of the original. As a fanboy of the original and a pilot, I was left wanting for something more original. I expected references and homage to the original, but not straight up just recreating the scenes with a modern IMAX camera.

    Most everything in the aircraft was bullshit, but that's typical of Hollywood and the original film. The aircraft scenes are meant to be fun for an ignorant audience with no understanding of even rudimentary aviation, let alone military aviation or naval aviation. However, there are about 20 things they could've changed to be more accurate that would've had no impact on plot, pacing, dialogue, etc. and they just didn't, so that's annoying to me.

    Overall, I liked the movie for avoiding 95% of the Hollywood bullshit. The scenes that didn't involve any CGI were all good and the plot was mostly fun except the last 15 minutes which was predictable and physics-defying to the point of breaking suspension of disbelief.

    Could've been an easy GOAT aviation film if they changed a handful of things that would've saved them money. I don't think it will be a movie that stands the test of time.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tom cruise plays the biggest mary sue in film history and nobody seems to care

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no maverick, you can’t do that!
      >maverick does the thing
      >wow maverick, you’re so amazing and brave

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it was a marvel movie without the capes

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cliche story and one dimensional characters
    Aerial footage looked like a video game. I had to remind myself it was filmed practically in order to appreciate it.
    Boomers are easily amused

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was bullshit how Maverick survived after being shot down, also the F-14 somehow surviving after receving multiple shots while the 5th gen jets exploded immediately.

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