Top Gun: Maverick

Just saw this.
The bad:
>too many minorities
>too many women pilots
>the bar scene where they all meet at the bar is cringe as frick
>all of the new pilots are cringe as frick except for Bob
>jon hamm is cringe
>who the frick is Jennnifer connelly's character?
>the big black guy was forced

the good
>tom
>ed harris
>the entire third act
>the sound
>the music

Overall a solid 7/10 flick. Not the masterpiece people are claiming it is.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >who the frick is Jennnifer connelly's character?

    ?t=29

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what sort of bullshit is the rule about buying a round for the bar? homie IM BROKE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was so dumb
      >herpity derp you put your phone on the bar you have to buy 30 people drinks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pilots can afford it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up, nerd.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Keep flippin those burgers, wagie

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I earn more than you ever will, little b***h.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thats cute lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                based wage mogger

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what job is this sir

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its the kind of job a pathetic little b***h like

                >OK kid.
                So you have no idea how air base bars work yet you criticize a very accurate depiction in the movie. I'm afraid you might be moronic.

                could never hack.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy destroying your body

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks I will.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's exactly the kind of job the tech revolution will kill

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you made 10k last month?
                >you show me a pay stub for 10k dollars, I quit my job right now come and work for you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they should stop wasting my tax dollars and start dying for my country/freedom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That was so dumb
        it's actually one of the few parts of the movie which is 100% real

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          OK kid.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >OK kid.
            So you have no idea how air base bars work yet you criticize a very accurate depiction in the movie. I'm afraid you might be moronic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why does this rule even exist?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't go to a bar if you're broke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >oh look at me im fiscally responsible when i drink
        i bet you floss too you fricking geek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i can just tell you are the absolute worst kind of person to drink with
          being a fricking moron is not funny or quirky

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            youre right, far more fun to hang with guy on Cinemaphile who sips his 2 light beers slowly to "pace myself bro" i bet you split the uber ride when you take your boyfriend home because driving drunk is for idiots too

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              seethe

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Driving drunk is for idiots.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Beer is a female drink

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                as is anything with cola in it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drink at home on your own if broke, dumbass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This made me feel super poor but it is a real fighter pilot tradition at that bar (the real one).

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bob floyd? you're my new backseater?
    Unironically, what the frick did she mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Phoenix a cute!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bob floyd? you're my new backseater?
        Unironically, what the frick did she mean by this?

        I dont think shes cute. She looked so familiar but I looked at her imdb and dont recognize anything she was in.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She looks like an attractive version of AOC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be her backseater, if you know what I mean.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    noose

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your complaints are stupid except
    >the big black guy was forced
    Which I agree with, the scene at the end where Tom is like "Thanks Black Man.. thank you". Uhh, what were you thanking him for? I get that he helped you up the ladder or whatever but Mav was acting like he just fricked his wife and mav is a big old cuck
    Still a minor complaint, it's like a left over scene from where they cut an earlier scene of the black guy helping him or something
    9/10 movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It just seemed weird how he was always around and never had his role/title clearly defined.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was Maverick's squire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does your mind immediately jump to cuckoldry?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because I'm posting on Cinemaphile and want (yous) so I add a little red meat

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just drone strike the base

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gps jamming bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this really a thing?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          GPS is a very weak signal so it's pretty easy to jam, especially if they need the precision to fly through such a narrow canyon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It'd get shot down by the missiles

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i cant forgive this movie for making moustaches a fad again. ive had a mo for years and now its assumed i just want to be like Miles Teller? FRICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ok Miles

      t. clean shaven Cruise chad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the old must make way for the new

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can forgive a lot of Hollywood shit when he steals the hornet and rips it up the valley.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WELL, I'M GOING ANYWAYS

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the bar scene where they all meet at the bar is cringe as frick
    that's probably the only bad scene in the movie. I get they needed a bar scene because they had one in the first movie, but it was a lousy way to introduce everybody

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My commie (now) ex complained most of the way home about the movie's "pro-America" stance and how she didn't like white people or something.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ed Harris introduced as a villain character for the first 20 minutes of the movie
    >then he stops being a villain
    what the hell was with the "SHUT DOWN THIS MACH-10 PLANE PROGRAM DOWN!" plot point that was dropped as quickly as it was introduced?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't a plot point, that was the opening uh sting or whatever of the movie. The grabber, the hook, the give-em-a-little-taste-but-leave-em-wanting-more. Kapeesh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was a thematic and character point used to introduce important pieces of detail while getting the main character into position to start the main plot.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they were gonna bomb some arab shithole to protect israel. Was it russia? Why did they say "5th generation fighter" instead of a specific aircraft?
    Is the f-18 still the baddest aircraft that can launch from a carrier?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was Iran

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh. That makes sense. I forget Iran has mountains.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it was Iran

          No it wasn't. They were saying Uranium, not Iranian

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Uranium
            >Iranian

            I know you can mix this up but Anon it wasn't Iran.

            they kept talking about a "rogue state" enriching uranium in violation of international law and Iran is the only other country that uses the F-14, it's obviously Iran

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Iran doesn't have the right geography near a body of water that could have a US carrier. Could be North Korea maybe?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Uranium
        >Iranian

        I know you can mix this up but Anon it wasn't Iran.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's intentionally vague like the first film, from the location it seems to be Russia or China since its on the Pacific ocean and there's snow. But the point is to not make the movie about politics, it's just generic bad hombres

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's intentionally vague like the first film,
        Huh? The MiG in the first film literally has a red star on it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The red star being the national flag of which country again, anon?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>the bar scene where they all meet at the bar is cringe as frick
    agreed, the dialogue was so bad. They could have done a better job.
    >>who the frick is Jennnifer connelly's character?
    honestly they could have dropped her. I don't feel like she contributed much.

    >>the music
    I have to disagree. It was okay. They should have played Danger zone in its entirety instead of cutting it off in the first scene, and they probably should have used it more than once. the song on the beach just sounded like some boring generic modern music and was pretty forgettable for me. The song in the last scene was the same for me.

    And I still think they should have played mighty wings over the end credits.

    Still, it's a good movie, and the character development was kinda cool with rooster and stuff. in that regard it was better than the first movie. It's still good though, it's a fun movie that's not too serious in a sea of garbage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did they play "Take My Breath Away"?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No 🙁
        The romance in the new movie was ass. Guess they didn't earn the right.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The romance in the first film is formulaic shit and seems like it's only included out of obligation to the eighties trends. "Take My Breath Away" makes it seem more meaningful than it really is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The make out/sex scene of the original always felt kind of cringe IMO. Half the time they are licking one another.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They had that Gaga lady write something for the love theme instead. It's uh... not very good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They had that Gaga lady write something for the love theme instead. It's uh... not very good.

      I liked the Lady Gaga song at the end and I'm a music connoisseur with a wide range and eclectic taste.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh okay my mistake then haha

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its not a great movie its passable but I think the real reason why people love it so much id because its not a pozzed trainwreck or a shallow women/nonwhite empowerment vehicle. The goyim are clamoring for normal movies and I hope hollywood takes notice and that this is the start of a return to form.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The goyim are clamoring for normal movies and I hope hollywood takes notice and that this is the start of a return to form.
      A bunch of reviews from ~~*critics*~~ are already blasting the movie for the basic left-wing talking points. People will be punished for the success of this. Watch Tom Cruise do an interview within the next few months about white supremacy, or diversity being our strength, or climate change, or they just make him wear a dress. He'll probably do the interview with a black eye, too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also the fact they treated Maverick with respect ousted of as a outdated fossil that needs to be killed off. It showed thR yes Maverick is getting old and drones are taking over but he was still respected and it was hilarious to see him school all the new kids he was training. The movie r3ally succeeded also cause it respected the first movie and played off of it. No BS like nu disney star wars bringing old characters back just to show them as useless and kill them off. The movie shows Maverick is still boss Black person and even gives the new kids some time to shine. But of course Maverick has to put them in their place.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >race
    >muh women
    >cringe
    >cringe
    >cringe
    >more inceldom
    this place has fried your brain

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >look mom i posted the far right talking points for my internet 'friends'

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bar scene
    >all the pilots enter one a time and very loudly have a conversation that conveniently explains their issues with each other and gives some insight into their personality while Tom Cruise just sits there occasionally reacting to something said
    frick that was bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And we never found out what BOB stood for.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Baby on board

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Big Ol Benis

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's moderately woke. It still follows all the forced diversity rules and tropes save one. In an ocean of woke piss even something like this is seen as anti woke.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes, I agree with this assessment, its about the best you can hope nowadays though

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not le heckin FIFTH GENERATION AIRCRAFT!!!!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also my theater was packed. Cool crowd of people. The was a funny moment towards the end (I think when rooster and maverick are arguing on the ground after getting shot down) where the crowd laughed, and then some boomer woman had input lag and laughed after everyone else in a really funny boomer woman laugh and then everyone laughed at her laugh. It was a cool movie theater moment.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget based Hangman

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey bro, come play football with us. You're not shy are you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dogfight football? I'm in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When was Hangman exposed to Videodrome signal?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >too many minorities
    >too many women pilots

    Are you guys just trying to be edgy with these posts or do you genuinely get upset by seeing people who are not straight white men? Either way, you're moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women pilots are unironically a statistically small minorty which approaches vanishing points when you get to stunt pilots test pilots and fighter pilots

      If this is Top Gun "the best of the best pilots", even in quota-driven USA 2020 you're not likely to realistically see more than 1 elite fighter pilot in a sample of this size

      You could probably make a similar case against minorities based from statistics alone but it's mostly a meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't understand reality.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >too many minorities
    couple of blacks guys, what's the big deal?
    >too many women pilots
    Literally one
    >the bar scene where they all meet at the bar is cringe as frick
    It's cool, you're a basement nerd, that's why you didn't like it
    >all of the new pilots are cringe as frick except for Bob
    They're cool
    >jon hamm is cringe
    true
    >who the frick is Jennnifer connelly's character?
    no one
    >the big black guy was forced
    true

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    some decent action here and there but the original is a better movie
    didn't like the montage where Top Cruise wrecks everyone, it was quippy and capeshit like
    didn't like the rivalry between Hangman and Rooster, felt like a dollar store Maverick vs Iceman, do something different

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anons who likes this but hate capeshit, explain yourselves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      negative ghost rider

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's at least some grounding in what the characters are capable of doing. they're pilots and they fly planes. that's it. even if some of the stuff they survive and the scenarios they get into are a little outlandish, that's just hollywood. with capeshit literally nothing matters. a character is as powerful or as weak as whatever the movie they need to shit out to fill this quarter's quota needs them to be, and the plot will reconfigure itself so that marvelboy and marvelgirl do marvel things for the marvel movie like everyone expects them to. superheros are just boring. i've literally never liked superhero stories outside of a handful of movies, and the fact that those movies are as popular as they are still baffles me to this day.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw Tom Cruise's star power fades as he ages visibly over the next ten years, and he becomes so desperate for work that he starts playing a character in the MCU.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Tom Cruise
          >aging
          the power of Xenu preserves his youth

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gigachad was reduced to a backup role
    but I have to makeup with my dead friend's son

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