>top tier ultra professional guy that will make you disappear completely
>moves you to a different state where every moron can recognise you even if you have fake id because you're known in every part of america
this guy is a fraud. you'd expect argentina or at least mexico for such pay.
he put him in the mountains where no one could come across him
>Calls the cops because someone was short a couple hundred dollars on a couple hundreds of thousand dollars risking everything
what an autistic frick
fricking dimwit, that's not why he called them, and he called Jesse's bluff
then why did he
cuz jesse threatened him. before that he tells him to forget it, that he's not gonna collect what he OWES him
He called him because he knows Jesse, Walter, Saul. He knew about Jesse from tv, he immidiately knew he was trouble and remember he asked Walt twice the usual rate because of the heat he brought. He only decided to help Jesse because he felt pity, because he helped degenerate, depraved probably even pedo scumbag criminals escape, maybe he thought helping Jesse will ease karma on him.
Honestly only autistic fricks would be
something like be a disappearer-for-hire.
it's no different than a prison
it's way different than a prison
for one, you're not susceptible to being raped and or murdered every day
Walt could have done that himself, all he did was buy a house inna woods
You're not supposed to leave the property
I honestly wouldn't trust him. He can make you disappear so not even Saul would know where you would be. How could Saul verify he wasn't just taking people's money and putting a bullet into the back of their head?
in my head canon guy was ex glowie (if there really is such thing)
He didnt get a sticky
I’m from the White Mountains and let me just say it is 100% possible to disappear and never be recognized ever. I own a cabin a few miles away from the base of Mount Washington, and the “town” (read houses a mile away from eachother clumped together under 1 jurisdiction) that I reside in is 95% abandoned half of the year because boomers run down to Florida for the colder months.
where do people shop?
We have a Walmart an hour away. Other than that we still have the beauty that is delivery services. There are some larger towns like Berlin which is like a miniature Detroit mixed Los Angeles (IE it’s poor and run down but it’s filled with millennials who run small shops and restaurants), however unlike Detroit and Los Angeles it’s nearly 100% White with the only few Non-Whites being an Asian family who runs a shop called the “Dumpling House” and a Mexican family who runs a Mexican food shop. I’ve eaten at the latter a bunch and it’s quite nice (reasonably priced and massive serving sizes).
>pic related is Berlin in the winter
Whats the crime rate?
Practically non-existent. Sometimes people get caught growing weed out in the woods but they’re never violent. In fact I’m more worried about running into critters or wood-devils then weed growers.
What is a wood devil?
You don't want to know.
pwetty pwease.. 🙂
I really NEED to know, anon. I am an occultist from /x/
Well if you’re interested in the paranormal we also have the Omni hotel. The elite have been using it as a meeting place since before WW2, and even at full capacity the place feels weird.
>What made you think that scream was one of them and not a wolf or coyote or whatever the frick you have?
We have coyotes, but I know what they sound like. And I doubt it was a person simply by the noise.
You see we have a ton of really popular trails that people hike on, but for every one of those we have like a hundred smaller sometimes not even mapped trails which cut through everywhere (seriously you can find them by just walking down the highways shit is nuts). I was on one such trails since according to my friend it lead to a rather scenic spot (I never completed it), but when I got there the trail was pretty overgrown and not very well maintained. However, I trusted my abilities and the was somewhat visibility so I began the hike. Soon enough though I accidentally ended up wandering off the trail and that’s when I began to smell this really awful odor (think dank and musky). Thinking it was a black bear I took out my bear horn and blew it a few times to alert it to my location (as you’re supposed), however instead of hearing a bear run off I just heard this absolutely ear splitting screech (think like a vixen yell but slightly more deep and guttural) from what must’ve been like fifty yards away at max. Of course I turned tail instantly and booked it out of there, but it was what convinced me to start hiking with a gun.
What the frick? So do these things eat people or something? Have there been any attacks in your lifetime where people have had suspicions that it was one of those things and not a normal animal?
Thanks a lot anon, I will def check that out! Remote locations are a blessing if you seek the hidden and weird.
It's also really interesting that story sounds very similar to yeti/bigfoot encounters. I am certain the wood devil is some sort of scrawny relic hominid or maybe the witnessed creature was a juvenile/malnourished.
If you ever find piles of stacked rocks or such, do not disturb the structure and leave asap.
Looks comfy. What jobs are available there?
Honestly I don’t know exactly, since I work remotely, but there are a bunch of wagie jobs (stores and a couple amusement parks mostly), some manufacturing jobs, logging, mining, trades, and a bunch others.
They’re our local Cryptid. They can be dated back to the colonial times. They live up in the North country and like to stalk outdoorsman. They also like to scream a lot. You can think of them as kind of like tall, skinny bigfoots who try to blend in with the thick brush whenever they sense that you’re around.
I haven’t seen one yet but I’ve sure as shit heard one while I was out hiking.
So I assume you believe in them? What made you think that scream was one of them and not a wolf or coyote or whatever the frick you have? Or even another person just fricking around or something?
If you have a dog, and it shits itself from the sound, you know it's real
Oh, that sounds nasty, like some real relic hominid business. Do they smell bad as well?
Dank and musky. Almost like when you upset the bottom of a pond and a bunch of decayed plant gas comes bubbling up to the surface.
That was probably just a bobcat scream
This sounds great.
Okay other than the commutes what are the downsides? I tried rural living for three years but it was shit because I was in the deep south where its 50% black and 50% inbred. There has the be something you hate
Ruralgay here. Everything closes at 8 and nothing delivers
You’re mostly surrounded by Liberals and if you’re not an outdoorsman there’s really nothing else to do but consume. Every year there’s a huge Libertarian festival called “porcfest” where a ton of people from all around the country show up at a campground to do drugs (and sell them) and show off their /k/ tier larp load outs.
>There has the be something you hate
Well it snows a lot during the winter and if something breaks you gotta either fix it yourself or call some tradesman to come fix it for yoy (costs a pretty penny). Other than that I can’t really think of anything other than having to pay for heating a bunch.
Some pros (for me) is that New Hampshire has borderline zero gun laws, no income tax, no sales tax, and a crime rate so low that it makes Europe look like Brazil.
America has pretty soulful towns.
what do they eat?
I personally hunt and have a small garden, but I substitute my diet with stuff I buy at Walmart or pick up in some of the small general stores around the place.
What's the crime rate?
Niga mistawyt completely destroyed multi-billion dollar latinx drug empire ? And you want him to move to Mexico or Argentina ?
Why would he be known in every part of America
That's what they would expect you to do anon.
He shoulda been played by David Cross
Saul still jobbed to a google search
He was a dude with a camera, a basement and a truck. Nothing special. He is a boomer and runs a shop so the only way he could do what he could do was with contacts inside the administration. He was probably an ex glowie or something.