>Could have gone to Japan to be cherished forever >Stay for your owner's sake >He gives you away to a little girl who likes literal garbage more than you >End up in a shitty pawn shop and lose your voice box
>Bonnie actively plays with him several times and talks about how it had only been three days he'd spent in closet rotation.
The Director and Producer of Toy Story are horrid hacks that just leap from moment to moment without any consideration to film structure. No hope there.
i know this is a shitpost, but since some of that stuff can actually happen, i will point out which is the most and least realistic thing that can happen
>Bonnie throws out jessie, gets a black jessie
least, it will be literal garbage like the spoon thing from 4
>Disney throws out buzz x jessie, now buzz is gay
likely it could, seeing how disney knows the voice actor is a conservachud, they'll make his character gay to mock him
>Rex and hamm become a couple
nah, too complicated
>Andy comes back from college married to gay roommate who is asian
likely, cheap gay points
>Bonnie wears gay pride shirt
same as above, but replace the gay shirt with a troony one instead
>A sex toy or sex doll talks to the toys or is a villain
Nope, that would be taking it too far, even disney knows that
>Or the villain is a white male. Again.
most likely of all the list, disney only serves as propaganda
>Trans lego mini figures swapping body parts and clothes.
likely, seeing how insane trannies are
>Trans and gay barbies
likely, same as above, also this
>Bonnie wears gay pride shirt
QoS shirt >Trans and gay barbies
fat Barbie
>8 new characters which serve no purpose. 5 are black and one is asian.
likely, gotta get those token points
>Slinky dog has a male pregnancy with sparkling rainbow baby dogs
least likely of all the list, since he's a slinky toy, no way for his stomach to grow some pups
>Bonnie has 2 moms
second to the white villain, i actually 100% expect that to happen
>Toy Story 5: Parenthood >Andy, now 35 years old, a husband and a father of two >It's almost Christmas time so he decides to buy his wife something that she will love (clothes, as usual because women obsess over fricking fashion) >He then buys toys from Amazon for his kids, he reminisces the time when he played with his Woody doll and Buzz Lightyear action figure during his youth >He buys both a vintage Woody doll from Amazon and the original Buzz Lightyear toy as well >Unbeknownst to him, these toys were his old toys from his childhood, they were listed for sale by a much older Bonnie as she was at the age where she didn't give a shit about the toys. >Fast forward to the end and the toys reunite with their original owner
What are the odds that they recast Buzz with Chris Evans? It's no secret that Disney didn't want to give him too many lines in Toy Story 5 since Tim Allen is very openly conservative.
Everyone should be fashion conscious, wearing black graphic tees and cargo shorts into adulthood makes you look like a moron.
Even the director of Lightyear has said that the Buzz and Zurg toys aren't directly based on the Lightyear movie and are tie-ins to the Star Command cartoon that served as Lightyear's Real Ghostbusters/Beetlejuice Animated equivalent.
How the frick do they plan on doing that? Is it going to be some shit where the Carnival comes to town and Bonny brings Buzz or something? Frick me man 4 was so fricking unnecessary there were almost no stakes what so ever and that fricking fork character was utterly moronic.
>"It has no connection, I wish there was a better connection."
This is such a tiny, simple critique, and yet, I'm shocked Tim Allen wasn't silently scrubbed by Disney here. The way they've engaged in using cancel culture to get rid of people (mostly Conservatives) they don't like in-house has really warped my perception of what is and is not extreme.
I get why people are upset at 4/5 because 3 did have a conclusive ending. But I honestly prefer 4 over 3 as an actual movie. People forget that most of 3 kinda sucks, it just begins and ends well. 4 looks better and the story and characters are more intriguing IMO. I really liked Woody's world weariness.
The one issue I have with 4 is that Sporky gets sidelined in favor of Bo Peep (who shouldn't have been in the movie). And yeah 4 has a less satisfying/conclusive ending.
My guess is 5 will not be bad. It might feel unnecessary but it will be better as a movie than, say, Onward.
I fricking knew it. Toy Story 4 did it so fricking badly by literally scrapping a main lead character, expecting that the series would end despite being a merchandise juggernaut within Pixar.
Fricking I swear Pixar, you are literally this fricking clueless and it's no wonder why most of your recent movies failed.
>No Lasseter
>None of the old crew.
>Same old hipster millennial garbage.
Frick no.
Haven't seen 4 but heard Woody abandons Buzz at the end. That true?
He went off with Bo Peep after he realized he wasnt needed with the OG crew anymore since the new kid never played with him
That's lame.
And that made zero sense since the whole fricking ending of Toy Story 3 existed on the premise that Woody was her favorite.
And the aliens and chuckles the clown were thrown out too
>Could have gone to Japan to be cherished forever
>Stay for your owner's sake
>He gives you away to a little girl who likes literal garbage more than you
>End up in a shitty pawn shop and lose your voice box
>since the new kid never played with him
>Bonnie actively plays with him several times and talks about how it had only been three days he'd spent in closet rotation.
The Director and Producer of Toy Story are horrid hacks that just leap from moment to moment without any consideration to film structure. No hope there.
>Both Woody and Buzz are returning
Didn't Woody left the gang in 4?
Toy story 5 predictions:
Bonnie throws out jessie, gets a black jessie
Disney throws out buzz x jessie, now buzz is gay
Rex and hamm become a couple
Andy comes back from college married to gay roommate who is asian
Bonnie wears gay pride shirt
A sex toy or sex doll talks to the toys or is a villain
Or the villain is a white male. Again.
Trans lego mini figures swapping body parts and clothes.
Trans and gay barbies
8 new characters which serve no purpose. 5 are black and one is asian.
Slinky dog has a male pregnancy with sparkling rainbow baby dogs
Bonnie has 2 moms
Absolutely mindbroken
Your meds, schizo
Youre right, i got it wrong, it really all happens in toy story 9. My bad
a mirror
>Bonnie wears gay pride shirt
QoS shirt
>Trans and gay barbies
fat Barbie
i know this is a shitpost, but since some of that stuff can actually happen, i will point out which is the most and least realistic thing that can happen
>Bonnie throws out jessie, gets a black jessie
least, it will be literal garbage like the spoon thing from 4
>Disney throws out buzz x jessie, now buzz is gay
likely it could, seeing how disney knows the voice actor is a conservachud, they'll make his character gay to mock him
>Rex and hamm become a couple
nah, too complicated
>Andy comes back from college married to gay roommate who is asian
likely, cheap gay points
>Bonnie wears gay pride shirt
same as above, but replace the gay shirt with a troony one instead
>A sex toy or sex doll talks to the toys or is a villain
Nope, that would be taking it too far, even disney knows that
>Or the villain is a white male. Again.
most likely of all the list, disney only serves as propaganda
>Trans lego mini figures swapping body parts and clothes.
likely, seeing how insane trannies are
>Trans and gay barbies
likely, same as above, also this
>8 new characters which serve no purpose. 5 are black and one is asian.
likely, gotta get those token points
>Slinky dog has a male pregnancy with sparkling rainbow baby dogs
least likely of all the list, since he's a slinky toy, no way for his stomach to grow some pups
>Bonnie has 2 moms
second to the white villain, i actually 100% expect that to happen
Andy coming back could be fine but damn Anon go get some fresh air...
brainworms to the extreme
Who is the Scrat of toy story
The aliens
Im exaggerating but you know some of this shit is gonna happen or happened elsewhere like with white ariel being discontinued
>protect transkids poster inside lid of toy box
>Toy Story 5: Parenthood
>Andy, now 35 years old, a husband and a father of two
>It's almost Christmas time so he decides to buy his wife something that she will love (clothes, as usual because women obsess over fricking fashion)
>He then buys toys from Amazon for his kids, he reminisces the time when he played with his Woody doll and Buzz Lightyear action figure during his youth
>He buys both a vintage Woody doll from Amazon and the original Buzz Lightyear toy as well
>Unbeknownst to him, these toys were his old toys from his childhood, they were listed for sale by a much older Bonnie as she was at the age where she didn't give a shit about the toys.
>Fast forward to the end and the toys reunite with their original owner
See you again in Toy Story 6
What are the odds that they recast Buzz with Chris Evans? It's no secret that Disney didn't want to give him too many lines in Toy Story 5 since Tim Allen is very openly conservative.
Everyone should be fashion conscious, wearing black graphic tees and cargo shorts into adulthood makes you look like a moron.
Will the official George Floyd doll make an appearance?
YOU GOT A FRIEND IN KNEE
Will it reconfirm that Lightyear is still canon though?
Even the director of Lightyear has said that the Buzz and Zurg toys aren't directly based on the Lightyear movie and are tie-ins to the Star Command cartoon that served as Lightyear's Real Ghostbusters/Beetlejuice Animated equivalent.
Good?
Unless they give us Bootleg china toy, i dont give a frick
I'm glad the last Picar movie I've seen TS3
bump
>Toy Story 4 ignores the message of 3
>now 5 will ignore the message of both 3 and 4
Pixar is truly dead
How the frick do they plan on doing that? Is it going to be some shit where the Carnival comes to town and Bonny brings Buzz or something? Frick me man 4 was so fricking unnecessary there were almost no stakes what so ever and that fricking fork character was utterly moronic.
Let me guess, no Tim Allen for Buzz.
Buzz is a human with a certain age range that he's definitely drifted past now.
I'm sure a lot of this is "don't bite the hand that feeds you" but he doesn't seem bothered by Evans' casting and would probably be back as toy Buzz
>"It has no connection, I wish there was a better connection."
This is such a tiny, simple critique, and yet, I'm shocked Tim Allen wasn't silently scrubbed by Disney here. The way they've engaged in using cancel culture to get rid of people (mostly Conservatives) they don't like in-house has really warped my perception of what is and is not extreme.
Disney is clearly willing to work with him considering they made a Santa Clause show last year.
Lightyear was a gumbo of bad ideas
>The 4 movie was so shit and unnecessary, lets make another one.
The 4th movie still made a billy. More money to be had, b***h!
That’s not even getting into all the merchandise sales. Toy Story is basically a toy advertisement without the stigma of literally being a toy advert.
>3/5 of the movies are a "fond farewell" sendoff for the characters
Disney can't keep getting away with this
I get why people are upset at 4/5 because 3 did have a conclusive ending. But I honestly prefer 4 over 3 as an actual movie. People forget that most of 3 kinda sucks, it just begins and ends well. 4 looks better and the story and characters are more intriguing IMO. I really liked Woody's world weariness.
The one issue I have with 4 is that Sporky gets sidelined in favor of Bo Peep (who shouldn't have been in the movie). And yeah 4 has a less satisfying/conclusive ending.
My guess is 5 will not be bad. It might feel unnecessary but it will be better as a movie than, say, Onward.
NPC post
get on my level
I fricking knew it. Toy Story 4 did it so fricking badly by literally scrapping a main lead character, expecting that the series would end despite being a merchandise juggernaut within Pixar.
Fricking I swear Pixar, you are literally this fricking clueless and it's no wonder why most of your recent movies failed.
>Woody and Buzz are returning for Toy Story 5
>Shrek and Donkey are returning for Shrek 5
The only way for this movie to be saved was having a new cast of protagonists and they blew it up
No Woody please.
So what's the point of 4? Feels like a Cars 2 situation again.