Ngl bros the premise is kinda kino it could be a hit for our boy m night https://youtu.be/hJiPAJKjUVg?si=cb9KTf84rrDCezWD
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Ngl bros the premise is kinda kino it could be a hit for our boy m night https://youtu.be/hJiPAJKjUVg?si=cb9KTf84rrDCezWD
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im going to put my trust in hartnett
I miss him like you wouldn't believe
Remember how Bruce Willis signed his likeness away before going full potato brain?
You're telling me this has a David Dunn cameo?
The twist is the cops aren't actually there for The Butcher. The black dude was just fricking with him.
The black guy is The Butcher
its the daughter, chud
girl power
Hate to say it but with this cow worshipper I really can’t tell what the twist would be could be the daughter could be that he’s not the butcher maybe a kidnapper or maybe he’s another serial killer or maybe he is the butcher or maybe the black dude is the butcher really can’t say where the twist will go
>worshipping cows is...le BAD
bet you eat more burgers than him fatso
Twist is going to be the trap is for the killer like Hard Candy. Screenshot this post
deepfake willis shows up at the end and saves the day cus its set in the unbreakable universe
I watched this entire thing, I still dont understand what the movie is about
TikTok really fricked the brains of a entire generation its about a serial killer trying to escape a stadium full of cops that are there to catch him moron
I get that its a "trap", but they didn't even show a kill or the murderer. I assume his daughter gets kidnapped or something Saw related, but they didn't even tease anything. No violence, no gore, looks boring af
nice bait
tease what? they already showed the tied up asian dude screaming I already explained that the movie will be about him trying to outsmart the cops. Tok Tok green texts videos has caused such a influx in moron normies recently its actually insane
Patrick Batemen goes to a Taylor Swift concert, it's either going to be Kino or moronic.
So the cops knew he had a daughter and arranged a whole concert on the chance that he might attend it?
Daughter is the killer. Dad is enabler pussy who does whatever she tells him to do or she will accuse him of rape. Was probably one of her victims, but became a subservient pet. He sees the trap as a way out. Don't bother screenshotting this, it's 100% wrong.
Kek. I think u could on to something tho. The daughter is more involved than the trailer lets on
This is the real deal. How are you connected with the production?
It would have been watchable if I hadn't seen half of the trailer where they told me he is the murderer they're looking for. It's ruined.
I don't like even like Shyamalan but there's no way you can be this moronic the trailer sets the fricking premise lmao the whole point is that your watching the bad guys pov and how he tries to outsmart the cops that are there to catch him how else would this fricking movie be marketed? innocent man and daughter try to leave stadium surrounded by cops? who the frick would want to watch that homosexual.
>innocent man and daughter try to leave concert surrounded by police.
Yes, perfect. You should get a work from home job creating trailers that don't ruin movies.
Go have a nice day
>where they told me he is the murderer they're looking for. It's ruined.
it's a premise, you moron. Not a twist. There will probably be a twist tho
Why do you imagine words that weren't used and then sperg out over them?
I watched Empire Strikes Back already aware that Vader is Luke's father. I still liked it
>what the FRICK. I can’t believe the trailer for Split SPOILED that the girls get kidnapped!
2h30min runtime. Sign of kino
Why do I feel like the twist is gonna be he’s some Dexter style killer and the guy he has chained up is the actual butcher serial killer
If he legit is just the killer and the movie is a straightforward “how does he get out of this one?” I will enjoy it. Sadly those kinds of plots usually feel obligated to have them lose at the end no matter what
This is my hypothesis. Asian dude is the serial killer, probably killed the MCs wife, and this is all according to the MCs plan. The big question for me is how involved the daughter is.
Asian guy evil, white man good? In current year? I dont think so, Tim.
I told you not to gaze upon the trailer! It ruins everything from premises to twists all in less than one minute.
That Josh is the killer isn't the twist. That's the premise. The twist will be something lame like the daughter is the true killer, or the cops are looking for the wrong man.
Yeah, make it a puzzle movie. He kills some people, he makes some other people do what he wants. It ends up being a very dynamic movie where you almost never leave the perspective of the killer, as he goes about the stadium. maybe he frames someone else to do his crimes, like a funny cameo appearance of someone who looks like him, then that guy gets fricked up, could be funny.
Do they have a sketch of the butcher or something? How is this supposed to result in his arrest.
He tweeted how much he loves not Rihanna and will be attending this specific show
They have his fingerprints and will check everyone’s fingerprints as they leave
Serial killers have official twitters now?
Yes. That's happened several times now.
Prove it.
Oj actually how many kills do you need to be considered a serial killer
3 in at least two separate incidents at different times. 3 at the same place is a mass shooter, 3 in at least two different places in a day is a spree shooter.
Musk approved them
they are checking everyone who leaves. They will search his phone
It will probably be explained in the film. It seems he films his killings, so maybe there is a clue in one of his videos or something like that. Like you can see a flyer for the concert in the background and maybe a flash of a tattoo or something.
Josh has never made a shit movie
Sin City and Serendipity
>Sin City
>shit
You're moronic. Sin City is kino.
his scene is what convinced Frank Miller to give the rights to Rodriguez. I guess you can blame him for Sin City 2 existing but he wasn't in that one
How exactly is this some covert police operation when they have enough police vans and officers outside to seal off the whole building and even the guy working the concessions stand knows what’s going down?
I don’t think it suppose to be covert they most likely move in when the the stadium gets full and the staff was most likely informed
>single dad taking teen daughter to concert aimed at teens
He should be on a sex offender registry anyway. We all know why he agreed to take her there
It's the killer and his "daughter" is a hallucination the schizo has
No, that's Moaner's Sweet Girl
Anyone else find it weird for some reason that this white made serial killer targeted an Asian guy?
I guess he’s more generic movie serial killer who kills anyone and everyone. But if you’re a serial killer you almost certainly
>stick to killing people of the same race as you
>almost always kill women
So him kidnapping Asian male to chain up for some reason is bizarre. He didn’t even look tortured or injured just chained up
Why do you think the MC is the serial killer?
Because that’s the clear implication they wanted to get across given by the trailer having the main character look worried when he hears about the trap plan, then looking at a livestream of a captive guy while he smiles creepily
And you think the trailer is telling you the truth?
Being a contrarian isn’t smart, it’s just childish
Holy shit, you actually did take the teaser trailer for a M. Night movie at face value.
You mean like the trailer for Split, where they showed teenage girls getting kidnapped by a man with multiple personalities who claimed a beast was coming for them, and then that’s exactly what happened?
You clearly don’t watch much. Stick to reading Wikipedia articles gay
Shamlam hasnt done a twist shit in a while, i guess you can count Old but thats not even really a twist as an answer to the dumb shit happening.
I don’t know if it’s lazy or clever that Lady Raven is literally Lady Gaga plus Rihanna
Isn’t that his daughter? She’s not to bad looking actually wouldn’t mind suckin on those brown boobas
The twist is it's a Truman Show style movie where Josh has been Punk'd into believing he's a serial killer. This explains why the black guy gives him that moronic info dump.
>lets corner this dangerous serial killer in a highly packed concert
>nobody will get hurt, we have cops with assault rifles on standby to shoot at the killer in the middle of the crowds
Bravo America
Oh wow 2 of his daughters are very frickable didn’t expect these to come out of his ballsack must be his wife’s genes
mmmmmm boobies
slurp slurp
I dont understand why hes so scared, he could just delete the appe where hes watching the guy hes got kidnapped and dry up his phones battery, what are the cops gonna do? make him charge it?
The cops were given a judge authorised warrant to confiscate and in depth search the phone of every single person who attended a public concert.
Thats moronic, can that really happen? what are they gonna do? go through 30k phones? how long is that supposed to take?
They’ll only confiscate the phones of white men over the age of 40 so only about 8 phones will be taken
You got me there
Looks good. Will watch.
Anyone got a believable prediction for HOW exactly the police got tipped off that the serial killer would be attending this specific concert? I’m struggling to come up with any realistic ideas
>oh no! I accidentally left my ticket for Lady Raven out in the open in my murder video I sent to the media, also showing my calendar with the date I’m going ticked off on it!
Best I have is that his daughter found out about her dad and couldn’t bring herself to outright turn him in so she tipped off the cops about where he’d be
But this would also feel weird because
>she’d be acting completely normal and her dad wouldn’t notice any change in her at all
>she is not worried he will kill anyone else in an attempt to evade justice given the circumstances
>she must not be scared he would kill anyone else in between the time she tipped them off and the concert (even though he has a dude chained up)
Yeah it’s a cool premise at first glance but once you actually start thinking about it I think a lot of problems are gonna pop up.
He probably posts murder videos online and they probably show some poster of the artist or something.
Seems incredibly lazy if this is the actual explanation
homie, that’s literally what he said reworded. You’re an idiot,
It came to them in a dream
Josh rules. I Come With The Rain, Bunraku, Lucky Number Slevin, Black Hawk Down, 30 Days of Night, ... so much kino.
The Faculty, Here on Earth, H20, Cracker
>lady Raven is the killer and is framing Josh Hartnett because patriarchy and she hates men
I feel like this premise doesn’t work. Like the only way he’d be in danger of being caught is if the cops already know who he is and in that case he’d be fricked either way. Why not just trail him and pick him up at home since he’s a family man? The whole premise doesn’t really make sense.
I’ve been thinking about how exactly this is meant to work. Shyamalan isn’t the greatest writer in the world but he isn’t stupid, he must have his bases covered we just don’t have the details from the actual movie. Plus he actually wrote this movie, and it’s original, all his original movies at least MAKE SENSE even if they aren’t brilliant.
Some spitball ideas I have
>the cops have his DNA or fingerprints from prior crime scene, but the killers are not in a database as he hasn’t done anything else
>cops are in there and surrounding to ensure EVERYBODY leaves the proper way, has their fingerprints taken/dna swab
>if it’s DNA this is extra complicated, because he must also somehow avoid getting his daughters dna taken because that would track as being directly related to the killer
So I can see Josh Hartnett trying to create distractions, make openings etc to try and gtfo of the concert, but he also has to do this without raising suspicion from his daughter, and also he can’t let his daughter leave normally either as that is as good as getting caught
And the options off the top of my head, like staring a fire in some closet to cause an evacuation. Presumably that’s why cops are patrolling inside too. To make sure no suspicious shit like that happens
Until I see the film itself I won’t say it doesn’t work. It might have good ideas and details I haven’t thought of.
The main thing I’m stuck on is how the police got this tip off to begin with, and why exactly they took it so seriously they put this many resources into it
You know what, the DNA thing is actually a good answer to my question but as you said it only raises more questions about how the hell they knew the Butcher was going to be at this concert. I truly don’t know how they’re going to explain that in a satisfactory way.
Based on nothing but the trailer, here’s my theory
>Josh Hartnett works professionally either as some kind of entertainment liaison or indirectly for the stadium (getting equipment for the acts brought there etc)
>we see he has some kind of backstage pass and an earpiece, black guy at the front desk knows him personally etc
Maybe the police linked that the previous killings all happened to people who attended a concert at that specific stadium not long before. As that’s the only thing linking them, they logically concluded the killer must select them at that stadium during whatever concert is happening and then kidnap and kill them after.
Lady Raven is presumably a big deal so they knew if he was gonna try to do it again it would be during her concert in this stadium. Huge pool of targets to pick from.
The police didn’t publicly release that they had his DNA/fingerprints so Hartnett didn’t think he had anything to worry about until he got caught in a… TRAP
Here’s his earpiece. Though he might just steal this to listen in to the security/police to stay ahead or something
Whats wrong with his face? Half of it is morphing into nathan fillion
>has their fingerprints taken/dna swab
You can't force someone to do that. Anyone who would consent to that is moronic. You would need a warrant with my name it for DNA, or you'd need to be booking me at the station for fingerprints.
In movie logic you can
In real logic
>you now have a bunch of people you can rule out thanks to DNA (or they're related to someone so you can catch someone else)
>those who decline already have their name registered so now you have a list of people to keep an eye on
And that’s how they would suspect you moron what possible reason would you have to not give this information to the cops? Sir we need to take your “fingerprints because there is a suspected serial killer here tonight “ uh no you can’t cos cos well cos it’s against muh rights no I’m not the murdererer!
Sorry, but the government doesn't need my biological data. Anyone who gives that up willingly is an idiot. My Mom told me to never give anyone my fingerprints or my DNA, not even the cops.
I was hoping it’d be about trannies 🙁
>shill thread
>talking about a new movie on a television and film board?
>SHILLLLL
God you gays are the worst
The twist is that he’s called the “butcher” because he literally needs to butcher these people to meet the demand for human flesh that his daughter needs to survive as she is a cannibal monster
Also he only butchers pedos and killers so it’s ok actually. And as things kick off later his daughter becomes more and more animalistic and like a werewolf as she defends her dad from police and hungers for human meat
I like this idea. The daughter is werewolf or some shit, and Lady Raven is a real raven. Then at the end of the movie, the Dad looks on in horror as his werewolf daughter is killed by Lady Raven in the form of a raven.
>pedos and killers
Too controversial. It will be racists and MAGAtards
moron npc culture war homosexual. The dude he is watching thats tied up is some slimy asiatic
>"you're daughters not ganna forget this day"
Looks like he gets her backstage somehow near the end.
I wonder if they pull some 11th hour shenanigans where shit gets really crazy like
>he finally HAS to agree to dna swab
>as forensics lab van drives back he crashes into it and swaps his sample with black guys
>swaps his sample with black guys
He will still be found in the system and wanted for multiple crimes then.
His wife is the real killer, she sends him to the concert with their daughter while she chops up the asian dude and gets rid of the body.
The movie involves him desperately trying to avoid the cops by doing typical dad shit that is spooky.
At the end the daughter gets him out of the concert and reveals she knows about Mom but wanted to pretend they were normal for a day. He then decides to turn himself in.
I'll bet on the safe bet that he's a vigilante. Asian guy is the killer. He needs more time to get more evidence.
Or this.
>Asian guy is the killer.
Not quite, he is a vigilante and worried because he thought he got the butcher but now since cops are sure the butcher is in the stadium he might be wrong about asianman. He then tries to beat the cops to finding the butcher and killing hin
The twist is that the cops are weak to water. He turns on the sprinkler system and it kills all the cops.
The asian guy tied up is the butcher. When josh captured him he found the tickets in his pocket and decided to take his daughter to it
The girl with Josh is the Butcher's daughter too. She is blind and doesn't know that Josh isn't her asian dad.
The operation could be desparstion aswell maybe the butcher has been TERRORIZING the people in that city and it could be a reverse Hannibal lecter situation where instead of the killer getting special treatments the cops are given special treatment to catch the killer far fetched but it’s a possibility (I think it’s cool we’re making theories to the movies plot bros I actually like reading them)
I meant “desperation”
He is the little boy from Sixth Sense all grown up. Not sure how that is going to play into the story, but that's the twist. Screencap this post.
The twist is obvious.
>Concert horror film
>Hartnett goes to buy tickets
>From $99 is advertised
>Clicks the link
>No tickets at all appear to be $99. Nosebleeds are $125. Floor seats are $400
>He buys 2 tickets @ $400/apiece. Expects to see $800 at checkout
>Twist! Checkout screen shows $1250 after a dozen fees are tacked on.
I read a Buzzfeed post that said ticketing fees are fake, in the sense that they aren't going to the online vendor. They're just arbitrary markups made by the artist so they can make more money, but make it appear as if the online vendor is taking a 15% cut on each sale. So basically, the internet screwed us over big time.
This guy's theory is that Haley Joel Osment will return as Cole, and that he's a ghost whispering detective. That's how they know The Butcher is going to be at the concert or how they know who The Butcher is. Cole talked with one of his dead victims and learned he'd be at the concert.
>Josh Hartnett dies at the end
>He "awakens" to see the Sixth Sense kid being like "gotcha, b***h"
While they would indeed be a twist, that would be a very unsatisfying twist for everyone who hadn't seen the Sixth Sense
I mean, it's an M. Night universe movie. What the only other plausible IP is Unbreakable, but with Glass he kind of put the nail in that coffin. It's definitely not a Signs universe movie, but cameo from Mel would be based.
I hope Sora shows up
Didn't M.Night swear off sequels after how people hated Glass?
He hasn’t really made sequels at all outside of Unbreakable- split-glass
Doesn’t seem like someone who particularly enjoys sequels. Even the literal sequels ended up very different to the previous ones
I thought Glass killed what little enthusiasm for sequels he might have had.
I enjoyed Glass when it came out. What was wrong with it?
Idk I thought it was ok, I just remember him swearing off sequels after Glass because it wasn't as well received as Split. Killing Bruce in a puddle and the weird superhero stuff got ridiculed by some IIRC
>killing Bruce
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Bruce was like, "Look, I have dementia, and I'm not going to be able to act anymore. Kill off my character. There's no telling what I'll be like in a few years."
Could be, I bet he wasn't begging to be killed in a puddle tho
Killing him off without it being a humiliating gut punch was an option you know.
Drowning in a shallow mud puddle was ridiculous. Could’ve had him weakened and deciding to take a bullet for Kevin or something
The whole plot hinging on a ten thousand year old secret society of Irish people was moronic
Bruce Willis dementia meaning his role was cut to shit was horrible
Both the beast and glass didn’t have enough time
Makes sense to me that the police know he will be going to this concert because the recently found victim was missing their concert tickets and Hartnett picked them specifically to get them for him and his daughter since they’re so hard to get or some shit
At that point they just need to have people prove how they bought the tickets, which most could digitally nowadays. But he couldn’t
>At that point they just need to have people prove how they bought the tickets
Last time I bought concert tickets, you had to present an ID to get in. They were verifying the name on my ID against the information I gave at purchase. In a realistic setting this is highly unlikely. You'd need an ID to get in.
Scalped tickets
>tfw you're earning brownie points with the daughter and you have some Chinese waiting for you at home but the cops frick it up.
>Killing a dude
Kinda gay, no?
Everyone in the stadium is a personality and the butcher is the evil 1 and needs to be removed. Its an Identity remake.
There's absolutely no way the cops could know The Butcher would be at this specific concert but know nothing else about him. I hope they just never explain it, let the audience just accept it as a thriller conceit.
In the end, it was you, the viewer, who was the butcher.
>"Cooper."
>"Jamie."
>"What's with all the police trucks outside and the cameras everywhere, Jamie?"
Even before they drop the killer twist you know this guy is a manipulator because he's doing that thing where you refer to a person by their name in conversation.
>being polite makes you a manipulator
God fricking dammit. I fricking hate these fricking self-centered zoomer fricks. have a nice day. It's fricking common courtesy. When you meet a man, you introduce yourself and you shake his hand. What the frick is wrong with you, you fricking addle-pated TikTok moron????
Introducing yourself isn't weird, using their name in conversation when you don't need to is a tactic for building trust, but this character is clearly manipulating.
Stop watching TikTok videos where manipulative c**ts talk about redflags on a date.
, I appreciate what you're saying. But between you and me, ? I'm gonna be me.
How exactly are they going to rule in or out people as suspects when they leave the concert? The cops are going to fingerprint and take DNA samples from everyone? Seems unconstitutional.
>how are they going to rule people out
Penis inspection. Simple as.
>*Hartnett listening to police scanner* "The one thing we know for sure is the killer is uncircumcised"
>Hartnett has to find a mohel in the audience if he's going to stand a chance
>Excuse me Rabbi, I need you to suck my wiener.
>Wait! It's not what it sounds like! I'll give you all the loose change in my pocket!
The description is probably something like 40 year old white dude. Shouldn't be that many?
>Josh Hartnett in 2024
What a time to be alive.
spiritual Mr. Brooks successor, which was high kino
Its wild they dont even try to hide the shilling anymore. I just scrolled thru the youtube comments and almost every one of them is a variation of "Whether his movies hit or miss, M Night always makes something original."
morons accusing threads of being shills will never get old kindly have a nice day homosexual
Reading comprehension isn't for everybody, I guess. Did you happen to see the part where I said "youtube"?
> Thinking a commercial for his daughter's music will be good.
This film is a nepobaby advertisement for Shyamalan's daughter music because she can't sell records.
his daughter is quite the dish petite and lightskinned would not mind guzzling up those breasts
Not bad actually surprised how good she looks
Why didn't the cops just check people coming in disguised as security?
M Night Shayalamalamalam
>August 2024
>Trailer spoils the twist
Bros, give me a similar kino I can watch right fricking now