>trapped naked. >floor covered in broken glass. >poisoned. >covered in flammable jelly

>trapped naked
>floor covered in broken glass
>poisoned
>covered in flammable jelly
>walls covered in numbers
>only light source is a candle
>have to figure out safe code of unknown length to access the antidote

Literally impossible.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are clearly other light sources in that room on the ceiling.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't jigsaw force him into this trap just because he skipped a few days of work?

    seems a bit excessive

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You selfishly took a few days of work off to spend time with your daughter, if you want to see her again get out of this impossible trap

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't jigsaw force him into this trap just because he skipped a few days of work?

        seems a bit excessive

        Jewwood producers

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you have two options
    >die now
    >die in 10 minutes after bleeding out because you tried saving yourself

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'd like to play a game. You have spent our relationship being nothing but baggage for me to carry... well, now we'll see if you have what it takes to be something more, or if that's all you will be.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice reference bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my sides

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to cut open the guy you hate to save yourself vs this
    what the frick was Jigtard's problem?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the saw traps were designed by an actual genius and there was always a really clever way to escape unharmed. But then again, such a guy probably wouldn't be writing for a B movie either.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think in the first couple of saw movies there were simple “think outside the box” solutions to most traps.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me in my kitchen after getting too drunk

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a guy dying from cancer somehow has the energy and money to make these huge elaborate traps

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has all sorts of helpers, if i remember correctly.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In all honesty, even without the glass and candle it would be impossible. In the pic alone you see about 11 lines with ~40 numbers each (real size is probably more than twice as big). Assuming the code is of unknown length there's a literally insane amount of options.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, throwing an endless amount of red herrings out like this is just dumb. How could the writers not come up with something better than this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't have to.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read somewhere that the right code was supposed to glow in the dark.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, what is he supposed to do? Walk around the whole room so the numbers absorb enough light to glow and then blow the candle?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >read somewhere
      They show that in the movie. The detectives who find the body demonstrate how if you turned out the light the numbers were glow in the dark. The glow in the dark paint would still need to be charged though, I don’t know if a single candle would have done it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know. I haven't watched any of the saw movies. Just asked ChatGPT to summarise them for me.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really really hate you anon.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All above board, legally speaking.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just crawl through a maze of barbed wire and die
    >live or die the choice is yours
    The Saw 1 traps really dont hold up to much scrutiny.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah dude the key to your shackle that you absolutely positively could not have known about was in the bathtub that you drained because you woke up confused, disoriented, and panicked just like any and every person would

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >assume the movies will be about individuals getting the better of the antagonist through smart thinking after displaying a few gruesome deaths
    >its just a series where a guy traps people in his Garry's Mod DarkRP base and trolls them to death
    dunno why i thought it would be anything more than just eye candy for the morbid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >guy traps people in his Garry's Mod DarkRP base and trolls them to death
      Kek

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just rip out your fricking mandible

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair this was one of the ones that was specifically designed to be impossible because Amanda was actively trying to kill her victims.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which of the games is actually survivable? And who actually deserved it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Razor box one in saw 2 would've be pretty survivable if you weren't some junkie woman. You could've put your hand through one hole and used the other to release the razors. Once you realise the syringe for the antidote is stuck to the bottom of the box you could pull it from the plunger part. Plus if you took your time to look around you'd see a key to the lock to open the box itself

  17. 9 months ago
    Nelson Mandela

    Hi, obviously none of you fellas have seen the movies. That's okay, so basically in Saw 2 we find out Jigsaw has helpers, and in either 3 or 4 we learn that the helpers set up the majority of the traps we've seen. One of the helpers is not like Jigsaw and is just a ruthless killer who intentionally makes most of the traps completely impossible. So, it's part of the movie already.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is just post hoc justification by the writers to explain the lazy bullshit they used for traps because they don't want to actually show anyone surviving the whole draw is seeing people being brutally murdered. If they traps were all fair half the people would get out alive and jigsaw would probably get caught.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He' s clearly wearing shoes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the point of the glass than?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re crocks so they’d be really uncomfortable

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick Jigsaw is a monster.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit. Youre right

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Socks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just watched the scene, he is barefoot, that pic is from a behind the scenes video. Also the code is written in bigger font than the other numbers so if he wasn't panicking he could have found the code pretty easily.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beat all Jigsaw traps and show you enjoy life with these simple words
    Jigsaw = JigC
    Baker = MC
    Afraid of Jigsaw? No, I enjoy MC content.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one where the guy has to use a chainsaw file to sound his urethra whilst chest deep in habanero sauce because he questioned Israel seemed pretty cruel.

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