>tried to watch zodiac with my mother so we connect a little
>scene where the zodiac killer is killing this couple picknicking
>mom asks me what are we even watching and to stop because we know they never caught him
dumb b***h
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>tried to watch zodiac with my mother so we connect a little
she's right though, what's the point of watching if they never caught me?
He's right behind me isnt he?
Why did you do it?
Gangsta rap and video games
Same thing happen to me but we watched Funny Games
that’s the worst part of the movie, not gory but simply terrifying.
>watch movie with mom
>she keeps asking what's happening
>have to keep pausing and explaining everything that's going on
>watch movie with mom
>she keeps asking what's happening
>keep reassuring her the answers will be revealed during the course of the movie
>she agrees that she knows this to be true
>continues asking me what's happening
damn. it really do be like that
>Watching movie with mom
>Sex scene comes on
>She starts kicking and grabbing at my crotch
>watch movie with mom
>within 5 minutes her eyes are closed
>"do you want to go to bed instead"
>"no, I'm still watching"
Every time.
>Moms have a though and busy life but still like doing something together with their son, even if it means being half asleep for the whole movie
Cherish her while she is still here anon
same
My mom's retired and "only" 63, not old enough to be as narcoleptic as she is.
to this day still haunts me that we never knew his zodiac sign
it's safe to infer that he was an aries. classic aries behavior really.
I'm aries (march 23)
>Moms have a though and busy life but still like doing something together with their son, even if it means being half asleep for the whole movie
>Cherish her while she is still here anon
This. Having affection for your parents is cringe.
>people make jokes about what it's like to watch a movie with their mothers
>homosexual shows up
>"UM, GUYS, DID YOU KNOW, THAT YOUR MOTHER IS GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIE ONE DAY? SHE'S GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIE ANON APPRECIATE YOUR MOTHER ANON BECAUSE SHE'LL DIE MAYBE EVEN IN HER SLEEP IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO THIS POST SHE'S GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE ANON YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE, DID YOU KNOW THAT APPRECIATE YOUR MOTHER STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT YOUR MOTHER WHO WILL ONE DAY DIE ANON. YOU CAN'T MAKE JOKES BECAUSE I'M A homosexual"
There's a difference between showing affection for your parents and being a homosexual, dude. You're a homosexual.
Okay mommy boy
shit, meant for
>watching a movie about a serial killer to connect with mom
Why the frick would you watch Zodiac with your mom if you knew she was like this you idiot. And don’t say you didn’t, I refuse to believe you’re so autistic you have no clue about your own mother’s personality, moron.
Tried watching fire walk with me without knowing anything about it with my mom lol that ended pretty fast.
>that ended pretty fast
So you finished quickly?
Got spanked for covering the screen with cum. I had to spend all night cleaning it up worst day of my life.
I tried to get my parents into The Wire. Dad liked it of course but my mom stormed out of the room saying it was racist for showing blacks as criminals lol
what is underneath that beanie? cmon now, you can show us, we wont judge