-tries to kill a teenager
-endangers hundreds of New York civilians
-is about to kill hundreds of innocent sorcerers
>You have no idea how reasonable i have been
-tries to kill a teenager. -endangers hundreds of new york civilians. -is about to kill hundreds of innocent sorcerers
super-thots get a free pass in life, didnt you know?
joke on you, had not seen this garbage
oh look it's another moron who feels the need to share how he ISN'T like everyone else...wow
And yet he's the one with trips.
sorry sir
He's not a moron, he actually shows higher intellectual abilities as he has the capacity of self-control to not even check this, objectively speaking, crap.
everyone else? Haha not everybody is a man child like you
Jokes on you, you will never be a real woman.
Bitch
>Never voice concerns about complaints about anything.
>Never try and change things.
>Just shut up and blindly accept whatever is dealt your way.
Don't forget
>enslaved an entire town with 3000 citizens
>froze kids in their rooms while keeping them conscious
But don't worry, this is MSheU, they will try to make her a good guy again.
>"they'll never knew what you sacraficed"
fake kids who you only had around for a week, and your dead husband who is actually still alive?
fricking marvel writers.
The quads mommy of reason wins again
>-tries to kill a teenager
>-endangers hundreds of new york civilians
>-is about to kill hundreds of innocent sorcerers
feige is gonna retcon this shit just like he did with new york attack in 2012 when only a couple of people died
so it's like the opposite of the holocaust?
yes
>74 deaths
>real metric is how much meme cash they "lost"
the worst intergalactic invasion in history
Dig on this:
What Holocaust Deniers Think
>A council of centralized israeli leadership that has no documentation or evidence to ever existing decides to fake "the holocaust" as part of a plot to take over the world and enslave the Master Race
>Plant the seeds for decades (centuries?) in advance long before WW1 even happened (/misc/ often uses the old "six million" references as evidence of a conspiracy)
>None of this is ever discovered or found out
>Somehow orchestrate in the middle of WW2 the mass disappearance of 11 million people including 6 million israelites and 5 million non-jews
>covertly relocate these people secretly to ??? (Israel I guess?)
>build all these complex facilities and phony camps that were actually resorts with theaters and swimming pools and etc
>falsify thousands of documents, photographs, etc
>create thousands of fake mass graves and fill them with fake bodies in the middle of nazi-controlled territory
>pay off millions of witnesses of dozens of nationalities, none of whom EVER break the silence that they were in fact in on a gargantuan conspiracy
>Pay off every single historian to have existed at the time or has existed since, they're all in on it too and none of them ever blab
>All the nazi's are in on it too as not one of them denied the holocaust took place at their trials, just their individual responsibility.
>The leaders of every country in the world is in on that, including both sides of the Cold War
>Jews coordinate all this despite no real method of communication at the time. Moreover not a single document exists of them communicating so it was all psychic I guess
>No paper trail of this MASSIVE unprecedented operation that has spanned now many years exists.
>Somehow THIS is more believable than the nazi's killing the people they said they always wanted to kill
Dig on this:
What Holohoax deniers actually think
>Jews lied about the holohoax as part of a ploy to turn people against NatSoc Germany who btfo them
>someone must be off their schizo meds today
>no one ever finds or discusses a "holocaust" except for when under extreme torture and even then most denied it
>israeli population increases after WW2
>jews get Israel after WW2
>Nazis built work/internment camps exactly like the US internment camps that had pools hospitals soccer fields etc...
>edits pictures with public originals that can be easily found
>create hundreds of fake mass Graves, cover them with concrete and make it illegal to examine them. Oh also when they were examined they found the ground hadn't been disturbed for hundreds of years
>jews lie, feed people lies and they believe it, "Oh Hitler was secretly exterminating israelites? I never heard of that I can't believe he would do something so evil"
>historians say it didn't happen get kicked out of the club therefore not a "real" historian
>nazis denied it until subject to torture, Nuremberg trials were conducted horribly and can't be considered a "fair trial"
>"leaders were in on it" I don't even know what this is supposed to mean. George S Patton said we fought the wrong enemy (Germany) and said we should've worked with them
>psychic israelites, because a group making stuff up as they go (multiple have admitted to it) to benefit themselves and their racial brethren is ridiculous (eg masturbation chairs, Rollercoaster death traps, bending shotguns, etc..)
>no paper trail of supposed "holocaust" despite it being impossible to cover up the extermination of 11-12 million people
>somehow this is more plausible than people lying about an event (said event is also mathematically possible and illegal to question/investigate) in order to discredit the people they always said they hate
>cope
>one religion isn't responsible for all the ills in the world
increase? went from 17 mil to 11 mil israelites
fricking braindead c**t lol
fricking based, tell em
Thats how reasonable women are anon, wanda is an accurate depiction
>Woman raised on American TV and sitcoms falls in love with a fictional robot and doesn't listen to reason or logic so she goes out and kills everyone because she can't have a child that perfectly resembles what she imagines in her psychotic episode.
That "robot" is sapient and extremely intelligent but young.
Who, in the darkest depths of their own heart, is truly innocent?
well, the whole movie industry is run by post-modernists, so "no one is evil, man..its all just like your opinion. what is reality? huhuh." and it leads to communism and pedophiles.
The whole movie.
these quads have failed to mention that she's being unreasonable the entire film by covering her pits
>uses reality warping powers to erase black bolt's mouth
>never uses this ability on anyone else
?
and her powers in the movies were always reality perception manipulation, and red beams and telekinesis.
modern writers don't know shit.
Takes time to recharge that one
>uses reality warping powers to erase black bolt's mouth
>never makes her breasts or butt bigger
?
>she destroys the farthold in every multiverse
How exactly?
Your point? She could have obliterate everything. So yeah, considering her power level she has been reasonnable
shes killing people so she can go to an alternate reality, and kidnap kids that aren't hers, that never were hers.
not reasonable.
>but muh darkhold corruption
even the agents of shield team and the runaways had more willpower to darkhold corruption.
Wait.. Are you telling me that the crazy woman is... Crazy? WOAH! Writers owned!
her "crazy" came out of nowhere. it was a shitty choice in wandavision.
>her "crazy" came out of nowhere.
Did it, though?
People don't know what they talk about. They forgot she was a villain, they forgot she has always been sadistic, they forgot Agatha fed her false reality and knew the corruptive power of the darkhold...
she wasn't crazy, she was filled with hate.
also >they forgot Agatha fed her false reality and knew the corruptive power of the darkhold...
she didn't agatha was a third party looking into the situation. wanda created the hex with no help. the "agatha all along" song lead to nothing, because she wasn't behind any of it.
>but muh subversion of expectations
Agatha was being used by Chthon.
Chthon used the Darkhold to manipulate Agatha into bringing the Darkhold to Wanda.
Chthon lured Agatha to WestView. Agatha thought she was in control but was always a puppet.
>Agatha was being used by Chthon.
>Chthon used the Darkhold to manipulate Agatha into bringing the Darkhold to Wanda.
>Chthon lured Agatha to WestView. Agatha thought she was in control but was always a puppet.
you're watching too much emergency awersome. by the time they make a movie or show to pay off any of these dangling plot threads, they'll forget about any set ups you think were there.
What the Frick is Chthon and where was this in any of the movies or shows?
Wong literally talks about it when they go to the dark hold sanctuary, first demon of chaos or some shit like that.
Smiles
>"She was being reasonable"
>Here's how she wasn't
>"Woah crazy person acts crazy news at 11"
But to your point, Wanda being a fricking psycho wouldn't be such a problem if the writers and plot of Wandvision and Multiverse weren't constantly looking directly into the camera and half-justifying her
>Op
>is a Black person homosexual
>gets quads
Life's not fair singles bros
>Innocent sorcerers
Oxymoron right there.
Stop racism
Shes hot
>teenager
no problem, future is already bleak at this points its a mercy
>new york civilians
and? hundreds of ny civs die every single day
>innocent sorcerers
watch the movie, sorcerers are insufferable c**ts
She's beautiful
Its been awhile since a movie has made me this horny without showing anything deliberately provocative
>That's what every mother does.
God this schizo b***h gets me hard.
my heart can't take it
I want to defeat her womb with my big wiener
Needs rhinoplasty
she already did
Her nose looks okay. Even too small
BIG EYES!
i really hate that crown thing
Same.
she has cute facial expressions
>mfw
why does she make that face
to give me a boner
how did she win the lottery so much in her genepool?
She was so sweet. I actually feel some, almost, painful knot in my chest when looking at her for too long. And I always end smiling like an idiot
*is so sweet
She's hot
I mean she could've raped everyone, just as a joke of course haha
if she peered into my mind and saw what i thought of her, would she stop fighting and get to making babies with me?
it would be shit haha
>what is that creature on the right I must know
The average white woman
Why didn’t she come to me if she wanted children?
Mixed children? Disgusting
I'm so glad my wife is hotter than her
Post her
Kek have you ever read The Andromeda Strain? There is something called the Odd-man hypothesis where they trust the ultimate decision to an unmarried male because he was the only one dispassionate enough to make the right call in situations. Crichton only mentioned it a couple of times in real life before he died, and they have kind of buried this, but it was actually based on a series of experiments and test scenarios during the 1950s that the government has since buried, but he was able to get ahold of through a friend who was a government contact. Supposedly he still has them in his estate papers.
Post her monster faces.
What a big mouth.
Stop making fun of her Anon Baka
Holy
That's a big mouth
>"Give me your milk"
Ryan?
Worst thing I did in my life was look for nudes of her on the internet. The fact that she fricks guys in her indie movies hurts my heart lads
Sex
Quality posts
spooky
Post booba
The M She U is a myth.
Wanda isn't dead. They make sure you never see a body, and the rubble flashes red about half way through the collapse.
So in the MCU she just has Reality Warping powers right? It's not like in the comics where she actually studied magic and came from a long line of magic users.
It's almost as if some ancient entity has put part of itself into Wanda and is thus a part of her, corrupting her.
But the film is made by idiots so they focus on the boring part, the kids. Also Raimi doesn't know how to visually depict Chthon's whispers because he has no imagination.
>background detail
>script makes no reference to any of this
>thinking set dressers and concept artists are writing the scripts
references aren't character motivation.
The sets were made before the script was finished
they don't even build sets anymore, everything is either green screen or the volume led screen thing they used on the mandolorian.
I don't wanna sound like a shill or nuffin but you should watch the behind the scenes. That set with the "Wanda throne" was built
with heavy green screen augmentation. they didn't even make costumes for black bolt or mr fantastic.
Why would an Elder God build a throne for some dumb human b***h?
Because Raimi is a moron.
>Because Raimi is a moron.
he was a hired gun. had no input on the script.
both this and the oz movies are examples as to why disney should let raimi have creative control instead of meddling.
Is that why all the Illuminati didn't move and all attacked one by one? Like were they not even filming that scene together? Kek!
Iluminatti is cobbled together with reeshots yes,although all the city shots were real sets and many other interiors were built,consequence of having Raimi
The people who made the sets had a better understanding of Wanda's lore than ignorant hack Raimi, who clearly knew nothing about Wanda and didn't care.
Waldron and Raimi's story never explains what the Darkhold is or who wrote it, because Waldron and Raimi couldn't be bothered to read the source material.
How do I "meat" a girl like Lizzie Olsen?
Hope Lizzie has a daughter and date her daughter
Sexo
Why didn't she just have sex.
With me
How are you going to convince them?
With my charm and my 5 inch pecker
I'm not watching TV filler garbage. Her jump from hero to villain was illogical and came out of fricking nowhere. I couldn't enjoy the film because it was based on such a bullshit premise and precondition that you had to watch some fricking TV show on a walled off service. I thought maybe they'd make an attempt to explain it in the film but they rather stuff the film with useless jokes and backstories for characters that didn't need it. Even after reading a summary of Wandavision, her heel turn seemed completely illogical, but that's women for you I guess.
'Girls are into me — that’s no secret. Hey, I’m into them too. I fall in love with girls and guys. I can’t help it.'
PUTA
MoM
Liz
So is that eye makeup suppose to be a natural thing that happened to her or does this super being take time in her mornings to reverse racoon her eyes with makeup?
she also raised up a city in lithuania and then made it crash into the ground killing everyone
this made the top special operator of that country zemo go crazy haha
>lithuania
it was the imaginary country of sokovia.
do you think it is based on lithuania or estonia?
probably ukraine, considering current day. lol. or romania
lmao that means zemo is the ghost of kiev
pretty much. and just as real.
neither, it’s obviously supposed to be some south Slavic country like Bosnia.
no it cant be bosnia they would all be fricking little boys growing beards and building a minaret tower
then Slovenia or Slovakia, but it seemed more like a shithole than either of themhn
SOKOVIA JE SRBIJA
Mommy
Frick new york.
I'm sure she didn't say that
That's how it was in my copy. Weird.
woah
You got sick digits but I think compared to hijacking the single mom version of you and puppeteering her to kill her universe's version of The Avengers wholesale it was fairly reasonable.
>le thanos did nothing wrong xD
>NOOOO WHY IS A VILLIAN ACTING ENTITLED NOOO WHY IS A WOMAN TALKING TO ME EWWW COOTIES
neither are right
>angry environmentalist kills half the universe
>angry woman who's vibrator died mad at the world because the kids in her dream weren't real.
Quads confirming she is based dommy mommy.
Hi
Gail Simone saying Marvel's handling of Wanda is shit.
Did you miss the part where she's being corrupted by the darkhold's demonic power, moron?
I watched this movie last night since I'm stuck home with covid
It sucked, it's a CGI shit fest and the America Chavez actress is terrible
I want to vigorously tongue Lizzie's butthole
Disgusting
SHE BLEW UP A MANS FRICKING BRAIN FROM THE INSIDE b***h IS EVIL
>Forkhead dude has his head fricking implode while his mouth is taken away from him
>Krasinski is turned into spaghetti and his head popped like a balloon
>Captain America killed but no blood or wound is shown.
>All other women killed by having rubble fall on them and never showing a body
Is this like some Disney contract thing?
It feels so weird.
>I WANT TO SEE WOMEN VIOLENTLY MURDERED ON SCREEN, WITH BLOODY BODIES
yikes
Me too
America killed but no blood or wound is shown.
Her shield is soaked in blood and her top half falls off, anon. The only thing missing is her organs falling out, ffs.
>No the state doesn't provide protection
What prevents another country from invading the US to make their companies work for them at gunpoint? What prevents them from sending enforcers to US factories that were and just appropriate it for themselves? What prevents locals from forming gangs and demand protection money from your company? What prevents them from blowing up your trade routes and stealing all your shit? Imagine the capital it would cost individual companies to handle that shit themselves.
>and the workers are the ones who fund and build the infrastructure
No, they're not. They build a small subset of the infrastructure. You don't build any of the roads that are needed to transport goods, you don't build any of the housing that your employees live in, you don't build all the prerequisite infrastructure for there to be any employees in the first place. There is a reason people have no interest in starting a company in the middle of the fricking tundra. There needs to be capital there to take advantage of. Imagine if you wanted to launch a casino but you needed to build Las Vegas first. There is a lot of preexisting capital which you're taking advantage of.
>You do realise privatised roads have existed before? Businesses maintained them, and they worked perfectly fine.
You do realize you're kind of a moron? These roads usually exist for specific predictable purposes. There is a plethora of roads businesses use that don't fall into that category. When employees drive to their warehouse then there is no telling how they're going to get there. When their marketing department meets with clients they're not going to send them there on private roads. Imagine having to pay a fee for every single road they use, even if it was just once, by contacting whichever frick build the thing. It's much less of a hassle to just pay a "subscription", i.e. a tax, and not have to fricking do all that shit yourself. You fricking moron. You fricking idiot.
Hot
Little monkey face Olsen is too cute to pass as a believable villain.
No,she's very angy
>raaaaa'w
Cute.