This really wasn't as good as I remember.
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TROY (2004)
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>Yes, let's go to war, "cousin", and live out totally straight camp life, no homo! I even have sex with random chicks and a priestess!
What were they thinking??
Patroclus was Achilles' cousin though? Did you not read the Iliad?
I did, and he's not. You on the other hand, clearly didn't.
According to their lineage, Achilles and Patroclus were related to each other through a nymph called Aegina. After being raped by Zeus, Aegina gave birth to Aeacus, whose son, Peleus, was the father of Achilles. The same Aegina also married a mortal man called Actor, whose son was Menoetius, the father of Patroclus
>After being raped by Zeus
wtf was this guy problem
I bet you read The Song Of Achilles and now larp as a Greek scholar online.
I don't even know what that is, but you knowing is sure telling, gay.
Achilles was never gay in the original tale.
Zeus was a giga coomer.
Nowadays he'd be fapping to Chiba Testutarou or something.
No character's sexuality is made explicit in the text. But is sure is something that after a siege of ten years and watching countless Achean heroes get killed, Achilles just loses it for the pretty boy who could pass for him and with whom he was closest. No homosexual there at all, no sir.
well the main thing about the iliad is achilles seething because his b***h was stolen from him
Not sure you're in the right thread, rabbi
>I called someone a israelite in Cinemaphile, mom!
You're doing great, champ. One of these days you'll start spamming the n word and you'll finally be able to move to /misc/
Go back to your updooting homeland you fricking Black person.
I believe in you, junior. You'll finally get some racist friends.
I have racist friends already.
One of them is from Bulgaria.
Hector was pretty cool
pleb
It was better than I remember, but the opening is still the best part. Also this script was written by David Benioff, which seemed notable to me
Why wasn't this scene in the movie?
Alexander did it and bombed, Troy didn't and succeeded.
That's not actually Greek art. It was from a New York art school. Its a tiny clay model.
Oh, and its not Achillese/Patroclus. Its Gilgamesh and some other dude. Nowhere in The Illiad is there any gay shit. Not saying Greeks werent gays, I'm just saying there was no gay sex in The Illiad.
>Nowhere in The Illiad is there any gay shit
dunno man. if I hugged my friend tight and told him I wish we were the only two people on earth that would certainly not make me appear straight
You don't understand comradery or respect.
it's ok anon, we can accept your gayness here
Hark a Vagrant is the most vile disingenuous shit I have ever come across. Why do femoids think they're qualified to be history scholars? All they do is put gay shit and girlboss shit in everything.
The gay shit was creative liberties taken by later writers, most of them Roman.
>gays have been writing slashfics and projecting their fetishes onto fictional characters since the dawn of history
Enkidu had that femboy bussy tho.
The bottom's expression is very contemporary
Needed the gods stuff adapted
If people think every ancient Greeks were huge homos because of some sculptures, engravings and the way some writers wrote, imagine what they will say about the current western world in 2000 years with all the gay and interracial shit. America is the biggest gay porn producer, every american have access to a computer. Therefore all americans are gay.
>Therefore all americans are gay.
aren't they? I thought americans paid millions to go to collage and have gay sex in a straight way
There are no homosexual statues from ancient Greece and only maybe 5 bits of pottery depicting such acts.
it's better
Until Inglorious + Moneyball, Brad Pitt wasn't outstanding unless he played a quirked up white boy.
It would've been best epic if both Menelaus and Helen were Lliad accurate
Why did they remove this scene?
I'd never seen this version but it's great at stylizing the goddesses
>Aphrodite is naked and seductive
>Athena is haughty and armed
>Hera is fully dressed and regal, sitting rather than standing
A lot of artists chose to paint this scene with all three of them standing naked in a line but here they have way more personality.
yjk
Ok that is attractive no homo.
thats reight it was GREAT
OP here, I'm trans btw