yes yes, one of the detectives is a literal black dyke.
HOWEVER Alaska seems like a kino settings, but perhaps it's just because i'm a north euro snowman and snowy settings are comfy
>black woman >lesbian
yawn
At least dem keedz was mildly interesting
It enrages these "people" with literal cum skin so you know it's gonna be 10/10
yes yes, one of the detectives is a literal black dyke.
HOWEVER Alaska seems like a kino settings, but perhaps it's just because i'm a north euro snowman and snowy settings are comfy
>Jodi Foster
Holy shit what a great casting choice I can't wait to see >Some actress I've never seen before with mouth piercings who clearly can't act for shit even in the small snippets of the trailer
Frick
I truly hope they have a scene where the black cop has a chirping smoke detector: >Jodie points out the battery needs changed
"Wow, you really are a True Detective."
yeah it was like an emo 9th grader wrote the whole script. some of the scenes are just non stop cringe. The story was interesting, reminded me of a lot of those old black and white detective movies, and chinatown with jack nicholson. I feel like they could have done something cool with it but instead the whole season just felt like a shitty soap opera
Season 2 was utter dogshit, It just tried to ape and imitate the first season in the most shallow way.
Season 3 wasn't great but actually stood on its own legs. I reserve judgment for this new season, but its probably going to be shit. First season was just lightning in a bottle.
the twist was that there never was a murderer, a kid just slipped on a rock and broke his neck while playing D&D out in the woods. that was the mystery.
I just assumed she was some black actress, but apparently she's a boxer and she legit does claim she's indian.
However, she's clearly just black so I decided to research: >Reis was born in Providence, Rhode Island, >Reis claims Cape Verdean ancestry and identifies as being of Native American descent, specifically Cherokee, Nipmuc, and Seaconke Wampanoag ancestry. >Individuals who claim Cherokee descent do not meet the criteria necessary to claim Native American identity under the provisions of the American Indian Arts and Crafts Act,[22] >Cape Verde, an island nation in West Africa >She has incorporated the name Mequinonoag, which she translates as "many feathers" or "many talents," into her boxing nickname, "K.O. Mequinonoag."[13][11] The name was given to her by her mother, whom Reis identifies as being "the medicine woman of our Seaconke Wampanoag tribe."[13] >The Seaconke Wampanoag Tribe is not state-recognized. >Research revealed "that the majority of their mtDNA haplotypes belongs to West Eurasian and African lineages, thus reflecting the extent of their contacts and interactions with people of European and African descent. >"On the matrilineal side, all of the mDNA lineages are of either European or African origin, >"genealogical reconstruction showed that the single Native American Y chromosome was most likely introduced into the tribe by a Cherokee incomer several generations back."
She is as Native American as Elizabeth Warren.
There are so many Canadian native american actors they could have cast who would be demonstrably more related to a native Alaskan, but instead they picked a black boxer who can't act and who has spent her entire life larping as an Injun.
Well I went into detail about the Seaconke claim which is most relevant to her because she said her mother is a wise old medicine woman.
I didn't list Nipmuc because there is no relevant reference to her having anything to do with Nipmuc. The wiki sources say a lot about her being Seaconke and a bit about Cherokee, but there's only 1 primary source mentioning Nipmuc so it didn't seem important to her.
But anyway, here's them >The state of Massachusetts recognizes the Nipmuc Nation[8] while the federal government does not.[9] >At the time of the petition, the Nipmuc Nation group had 526 members. >The Bureau of Indian Affairs determined that only two percent of the current membership of the Nipmuck Nation group descends from the historical Hassanamisco Indians.
Sorry you simped for black chick buddy, maybe she'll learn to read by the time she sees your anonymous post.
How did indians blow up so much, before 2015 they didn't exist, then they protested a pipeline and now they are part of the pride flag and there are a hundred crime dramas in and around reservations.
She's not even Indian
No worries.
inuit people been using piercings on their face for a long time. tf are you talking about lmao.
Doesn't matter because she isn't an Indian.
You're welcome.
i dont think that the black indian actress will be bad. i fear that jodie foster is playing an unlikeable c**t (so basically herself) and due to her fame will influence the story to her worldview.
i still hope its a good crime story but if im honest it just got downwards from season 1. maybe we get memes like casper knew this
She's just black, not indian. American Blacks are trying to erase native culture.
Glad to have been of help.
It's not just black lesbians but intentionally ugly black lesbians. Someone in Hollywood and the broader entertainment industry is pushing this very specific character archetype to make a statement, but I'm not sure what the statement is supposed to be.
If the statement was meant to induce black fatigue, it's working. They could easily have done this properly with a quality female tribal police character like the one in the final season of Dexter.
that you will watch what they want you to watch, and you will be happy. Thats all it is. A sadistic joy in making sure every option you watch has some ugly gorilla homie in it that reminds you constantly that there are annoying blacks everywhere, forever and there is nothing you can do about it.
I'm sure when they finally find a way to beam advertisements in peoples' brains, they will make them all full of full-blooded africans just so us whiteys can even escape in our dreams
They want to make it clear that they don't want you to like the content. It's a subtle threat that no matter how much or little you want something in entertainment , they will identify your likes and make something you hate intentionally. Frick you we have Blackrock money. We don't need subscribers.
I want True Detective season 5 that revolves around murders committed in the NYC financial district. >detective A is a sly old murder detective >detective B is a young buck investigator of white-collar financial crimes, assigned to the case to help A
>Carcosa thing? >yeah, Carcosa thing >what do you mean, Carcosa thing? >well, i think, for one, that he was a closet pedophile who did a LOT of LSD. that Carcosa thing
It literally features a mystery meat woman with facial tattoos and piercings, which no police department anywhere would accept. She's also painful on the eyes in every sense.
Lastly, Jodie Foster immediately makes people think of Silence of the Lambs, pulling you out of the TD universe. Yes, the setting is neat and I wanted to love this more than anything, but I just can't. Not like this.
even though I hate the double female cops let alone a black dyke cop I will enjoy it if the mystery is good, this will be first season I watch as its released cause I was late to the other seasons
>jodie foster
Gee, I wonder if her character is gonna be anything like Jodi Foster in real life. >zero charisma literally who sheboon
Yes, this will most definitely be kino...
>lets copy season 1 again >yeah lets give one of them some rust like lines to really get them hooked >then lets make the women really sassy like, just sass my shit up >and eskimos are SSSSUUUPPPPEEEERRRR spooky bro. trust us
At least they realized that 3, and to some degree, 2 were lesser than season 1. I just think what they are trying wont be enough
I do not, literally can not trust modern writers to make a detective show with two female leads that won't be blaming white men for everything so much that it is completely predictable.
I'm not intolerant of social justice stuff or social commentary, but I am intolerant of predictability in serious story writing.
More like MY TRUTH Detective, amirite? >Detective Shaniqua, there's literally no evidence here! >It's my lived experience BIGOT
Its a shame because the setting has huge potential but you just know this cast is there for a reason.
S3 already started touching some moronic shit with the blacks but still managed to be okay.
>not watching it
ENHANCE.
YOU'RE WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW!
kek
>chud says he's not watching it in every True Detective thread >from episode 1-10 >after having watched every single episode and discussing every episode in every post-game thread
As a S1 lover and S2+3 hater I am hopefully this will be good and spooky.
Aside from everything else seriously wrong with S2 and S3, the most important issue I noticed was the environments didn't seem oppressive or scary. LA? Kentucky or whatever? Now compare that to the weird rural places in Louisiana from S1.
Alaksa is a great setting for something like this. See like parts of Wind River (I Know it's WY but still). It's like that feeling of being really out there, on your own, with spooky shit happening. You can't get that when it's set in a megatropolis.
Season 1 was good because of the director and Pizzaman plagiarizing other; better writers. None of those things are in subsequent seasons, including this one
two women leads will kill 90% of people's interest, just like last season where the story / cast was black and no one cared. Why do they keep doing this?
>2 female cops >piercings and tats on the face
hard pass.
and didnt they fire the original showrunner/writer or something? at least it would explain that shit
I like Jodie Foster and I like snowy settings. I just hope it's not a cheap retread of the first season. The cryptic dialogue and DUDE CARCOSA is pretty worrying.
How did indians blow up so much, before 2015 they didn't exist, then they protested a pipeline and now they are part of the pride flag and there are a hundred crime dramas in and around reservations.
>final episode >the case is mostly solved, the bad guy is killed/arrested, but there are still some loose ends >brown woman says she's not sure they can get them all >josie foster says "there is a guy that can help us" >next scene is at a diner >camera slowly pans across >shows Rust sipping on a cup of coffee, watching the news report about the murders >"Well, time to go to work again." >Roll credits
i dont think that the black indian actress will be bad. i fear that jodie foster is playing an unlikeable c**t (so basically herself) and due to her fame will influence the story to her worldview.
i still hope its a good crime story but if im honest it just got downwards from season 1. maybe we get memes like casper knew this
because he's not an angsty braindead ape driven by overconfidence, repressed impulses and anger. He's just being realistic with her.
2 wrongs don't make a right, but that's something modern """"people"""" like you don't seem to understand. Which is why you'll never be anything like him. You will always be an angry, fearful animal sharing the same exact thoughts as every 14-40 year old woman on facebook/youtube comments >you know what I think the guy who tortured that girl deserves? BOIL HIS FRICKIN BALLS WHILE HE'S ALIVE AND MAKE HIM EAT EM AND THEN... >HELL YEA DUDE JUSTICE!
>Yet more shit actress stunt casting because she claims ‘Cherokee’ ancestry despite African mother and absentee father > Trying desperately to rip off Fargo
No thank you pal
I hate black people just as much as the next guy but this has inuits in it and seems like a kino setting. I'm actually hyped . This looks , dare I say it...diversity done right.
season 3 was really good, if they have mostly the same writers and producers and directors then hopefully it will be good. Who knows until it comes out. But it's probably not going to be any good. Whatever it is, I like to have some hope
Im just patiently waiting for AI tools to be made available that allow us to adapt entire stories from a PDF file and remove all blacks from media. Until then, nothing beats long walks through nature with a good audiobook.
unless they bring him back even more fricked up than his pic related phase, awful. Because the "the light is winning morty" ending to S1 was absolute dogshit with no basis on the rest of the story
>barely just got around to season 1 >it was pretty good >hear season two sucks and season 3 is meh at best
They should just shoot every season with Woody and Matt. Like american horror story. Same actors different story and characters.
blackoid woman = not good
not black
native american
looks half black
Prarie Black folk are still Black folk, just noble savage ones
How did native Americans didn't kill her for being a dyke?
no pizza latte or nagasaki = not good
It enrages these "people" with literal cum skin so you know it's gonna be 10/10
weakest bait
You replied gay guy
to say that you're shit
which you are
You don't being a gay guy, curious
imagine hating yourself so much that you start larping as Black person on Cinemaphile
>cum skin
as opposed to what shit skin? good one daquarius
If your cum is pink you're even more subhuman than I thought
and leave with you
the actual red flag is them continuing with the cult from season 1. bros i think i just got filtered
>DAMMIT DUTCH, WHAT OTHER RACIST POSTS HAVE YOU MADE ON THE FOURTH CHANNEL
now thats a believable Black cop
I thought that was Mike Tyson.
fibby pippy
Yeah it’s over. Wouldn’t even top the first season even if it were two white men again
edgy morose women just don't work, like what are you going to do when you fly off he handle b***h, call the men?
Yup
Look at the protagonists. It's fricking over.
Exactly.
fippy bippy
Women in leading roles in general.
Women do not have main character energy.
I knew something was wrong judging from the trailer, thank you for showing me the light king... Now I can finally see.
>a black dyke lesbian with piercing, tattoos
they can't let True detective die ? fricking HBO
based
FPBP. Show me one piece of kino staring a negress.
This looks pretty good. Almost certainly better than S03 and maybe better than S02?
Objectively wrong. The Third Day was absolute kino and had a black woman as protagonist.
I literally can't stop shitposting and derailing threads with my political bait.
Help.
yes yes, one of the detectives is a literal black dyke.
HOWEVER Alaska seems like a kino settings, but perhaps it's just because i'm a north euro snowman and snowy settings are comfy
Looks comfy to me too. Hope that the black woman can act decently and it should be an okay show to watch.
>Hope that the black woman can act decently
I'm sure she plays a sassy black woman with attitude very well.
>wussup wee whydes n khultz n shieeet
>dee ownlee cult ah knowz iz mah Colt homie
The showrunners now are a black gay and a butch dyke. It has 0 chance of being good.
>ear tat
is she black or native?
>projectilevomiting.mkv
>black woman
>lesbian
yawn
At least dem keedz was mildly interesting
>Jodi Foster
Holy shit what a great casting choice I can't wait to see
>Some actress I've never seen before with mouth piercings who clearly can't act for shit even in the small snippets of the trailer
Frick
Is this a message to /misc/?
no it's a message to Cinemaphile it reads
>we are creatively bankrupt and trying to ride on the coattails of thing-u-know
100%
>install Debian
Dyke lead and this gives this theory a lot of credibility.
>how will you feel when the perp is caught?
>but he ain't caught
I truly hope they have a scene where the black cop has a chirping smoke detector:
>Jodie points out the battery needs changed
"Wow, you really are a True Detective."
Stopped watching midway thru season 2
>Stopped watching midway thru season 2
holy fricking filtered
season 2 was fricking aids
the acting and script was so bad
the only redeeming actor was colin
The sad attempt at repeating the "serious" car scenes was embarrassing
I only watched it because of picrel
What sorta porn is she into?
yeah it was like an emo 9th grader wrote the whole script. some of the scenes are just non stop cringe. The story was interesting, reminded me of a lot of those old black and white detective movies, and chinatown with jack nicholson. I feel like they could have done something cool with it but instead the whole season just felt like a shitty soap opera
Season 2 was utter dogshit, It just tried to ape and imitate the first season in the most shallow way.
Season 3 wasn't great but actually stood on its own legs. I reserve judgment for this new season, but its probably going to be shit. First season was just lightning in a bottle.
>women
That’s a no from me
Do you remember when major season 3 plot point was accidentally revealed in the trailer/preview?
no one picked it up though
>watching trailers for things you're gonna see anyway
>he wasn't here with anons trying to solve the mystery in real time
I feel bad for newbies
>doesn't watch trailers
>newbie
Your logic is faulty.
Never bothered with S3, QRD?
the twist was that there never was a murderer, a kid just slipped on a rock and broke his neck while playing D&D out in the woods. that was the mystery.
Oh, to be fair I’d have never gathered that from that one frame
much better than s2 but still weaker than s1
>this used to be Cinemaphile, autistically piecing out information from trailers and aired episodes
when i think alaskan police, i think tatted up black women
she's not black homosexual
she's a native and likely is some kind of tribal police
Correct, the cheek piercings and ear tattoos are traditional inuit garb. I imagine it's hard for a mayocel to grasp that.
Will she say homie?
I just assumed she was some black actress, but apparently she's a boxer and she legit does claim she's indian.
However, she's clearly just black so I decided to research:
>Reis was born in Providence, Rhode Island,
>Reis claims Cape Verdean ancestry and identifies as being of Native American descent, specifically Cherokee, Nipmuc, and Seaconke Wampanoag ancestry.
>Individuals who claim Cherokee descent do not meet the criteria necessary to claim Native American identity under the provisions of the American Indian Arts and Crafts Act,[22]
>Cape Verde, an island nation in West Africa
>She has incorporated the name Mequinonoag, which she translates as "many feathers" or "many talents," into her boxing nickname, "K.O. Mequinonoag."[13][11] The name was given to her by her mother, whom Reis identifies as being "the medicine woman of our Seaconke Wampanoag tribe."[13]
>The Seaconke Wampanoag Tribe is not state-recognized.
>Research revealed "that the majority of their mtDNA haplotypes belongs to West Eurasian and African lineages, thus reflecting the extent of their contacts and interactions with people of European and African descent.
>"On the matrilineal side, all of the mDNA lineages are of either European or African origin,
>"genealogical reconstruction showed that the single Native American Y chromosome was most likely introduced into the tribe by a Cherokee incomer several generations back."
She is as Native American as Elizabeth Warren.
There are so many Canadian native american actors they could have cast who would be demonstrably more related to a native Alaskan, but instead they picked a black boxer who can't act and who has spent her entire life larping as an Injun.
>boxer
oh nooooooooooo...
Now there is _zero_ chance her character will be anything else than an angry dyke
>points out cherokee blood quotient bullshit
>ignores all the other native ancestry she has
purposeful morons are funny.
Well I went into detail about the Seaconke claim which is most relevant to her because she said her mother is a wise old medicine woman.
I didn't list Nipmuc because there is no relevant reference to her having anything to do with Nipmuc. The wiki sources say a lot about her being Seaconke and a bit about Cherokee, but there's only 1 primary source mentioning Nipmuc so it didn't seem important to her.
But anyway, here's them
>The state of Massachusetts recognizes the Nipmuc Nation[8] while the federal government does not.[9]
>At the time of the petition, the Nipmuc Nation group had 526 members.
>The Bureau of Indian Affairs determined that only two percent of the current membership of the Nipmuck Nation group descends from the historical Hassanamisco Indians.
Sorry you simped for black chick buddy, maybe she'll learn to read by the time she sees your anonymous post.
She's not even Indian
No worries.
Doesn't matter because she isn't an Indian.
You're welcome.
She's just black, not indian. American Blacks are trying to erase native culture.
Glad to have been of help.
I like Jodie so I still have some hope.
You shouldn't
>Cinemaphile is not talking about it
Because this show is "True Detective" in name only. No one cares about le fem-lesbo-minority detectives.
Why are black lesbians so popular right now?
they aren't
It's the sort of thing liberal white women say they want to see but when the show/film comes out these b***hes don't show up.
And then blame white men.
Here is your future bro.
It's not just black lesbians but intentionally ugly black lesbians. Someone in Hollywood and the broader entertainment industry is pushing this very specific character archetype to make a statement, but I'm not sure what the statement is supposed to be.
If the statement was meant to induce black fatigue, it's working. They could easily have done this properly with a quality female tribal police character like the one in the final season of Dexter.
that you will watch what they want you to watch, and you will be happy. Thats all it is. A sadistic joy in making sure every option you watch has some ugly gorilla homie in it that reminds you constantly that there are annoying blacks everywhere, forever and there is nothing you can do about it.
I'm sure when they finally find a way to beam advertisements in peoples' brains, they will make them all full of full-blooded africans just so us whiteys can even escape in our dreams
They want to make it clear that they don't want you to like the content. It's a subtle threat that no matter how much or little you want something in entertainment , they will identify your likes and make something you hate intentionally. Frick you we have Blackrock money. We don't need subscribers.
They’re not. israelites just love subjecting goyim to anything ugly and naturally repulsive.
>"Tell me Anon... Where were you when those comfy Simpsons threads were derailed by the sneed spam?"
looks like shit and why the frick didn't that black dyke take her cheek piercings out.
yeah her not taking out the piercings is for sure where i draw the line, horrid to look at
I want True Detective season 5 that revolves around murders committed in the NYC financial district.
>detective A is a sly old murder detective
>detective B is a young buck investigator of white-collar financial crimes, assigned to the case to help A
sounds promising
Starring Mads Mikkelsen and Ryan Gosling.
film it.
ooh? hmm. nice.
with MAADS, you know its KINO™
Fricking gigakino.
>Paul Dano as red herring suspect
Goose is far too old to play any young character.
>I'm at a loss. He was part of that whole Carcosa thing.
>Carcosa thing?
>yeah, Carcosa thing
>what do you mean, Carcosa thing?
>well, i think, for one, that he was a closet pedophile who did a LOT of LSD. that Carcosa thing
>Gamestop! no, no never heard of it.
What city did se(se(v)en)en take place in?
Rain City, East Coast.
right next to the east coast desert
Two female leads? I'll pass. If it was just Jodie Foster I could handle it.
It literally features a mystery meat woman with facial tattoos and piercings, which no police department anywhere would accept. She's also painful on the eyes in every sense.
Lastly, Jodie Foster immediately makes people think of Silence of the Lambs, pulling you out of the TD universe. Yes, the setting is neat and I wanted to love this more than anything, but I just can't. Not like this.
>which no police department anywhere would accept.
she's some
kind of tribal police
it's their culta'
>woman detective
really strains the suspension of disbelief
I can dig Clarice or the ladycop from Fargo but this is a real stretch
>Is ruining one of the greatest series of all time done, Yuri?
>No, Comrade Premier. It has only begun.
even though I hate the double female cops let alone a black dyke cop I will enjoy it if the mystery is good, this will be first season I watch as its released cause I was late to the other seasons
I kind a feel like Jodi wouldn't do it if it was woke pozed bull shit.
she comes out of retirement to solve the case because she's delt with this before
Jodie is a white woman lesbian in Hollywood, she wouldn't do it unless it was wokeslop
>jodie foster
Gee, I wonder if her character is gonna be anything like Jodi Foster in real life.
>zero charisma literally who sheboon
Yes, this will most definitely be kino...
>lets copy season 1 again
>yeah lets give one of them some rust like lines to really get them hooked
>then lets make the women really sassy like, just sass my shit up
>and eskimos are SSSSUUUPPPPEEEERRRR spooky bro. trust us
At least they realized that 3, and to some degree, 2 were lesser than season 1. I just think what they are trying wont be enough
Say what you say, buckos, I'm going to give it a chance
>starring two women
More like EMOTIONAL Detective, ammarightfellas?
I do not, literally can not trust modern writers to make a detective show with two female leads that won't be blaming white men for everything so much that it is completely predictable.
I'm not intolerant of social justice stuff or social commentary, but I am intolerant of predictability in serious story writing.
More like MY TRUTH Detective, amirite?
>Detective Shaniqua, there's literally no evidence here!
>It's my lived experience BIGOT
Its a shame because the setting has huge potential but you just know this cast is there for a reason.
S3 already started touching some moronic shit with the blacks but still managed to be okay.
Will there be an older woman/younger woman dynamic? It's rare to see this in media.
S2 was so shit it made me realize S1 was kinda shit too.
>year 2023
>anons still getting filtered by S2
Go to bed, Nic.
I love snow but I hate women
Not watching it
>not watching it
ENHANCE.
YOU'RE WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW!
kek
>chud says he's not watching it in every True Detective thread
>from episode 1-10
>after having watched every single episode and discussing every episode in every post-game thread
based chuddy
>FBI agent
>cheek piercings
YELLA KANG
As a S1 lover and S2+3 hater I am hopefully this will be good and spooky.
Aside from everything else seriously wrong with S2 and S3, the most important issue I noticed was the environments didn't seem oppressive or scary. LA? Kentucky or whatever? Now compare that to the weird rural places in Louisiana from S1.
Alaksa is a great setting for something like this. See like parts of Wind River (I Know it's WY but still). It's like that feeling of being really out there, on your own, with spooky shit happening. You can't get that when it's set in a megatropolis.
t. wyominggay
Season 1 was good because of the director and Pizzaman plagiarizing other; better writers. None of those things are in subsequent seasons, including this one
>plagiarized other writers
like who?
Thomas Ligotti for Rust's dialogue
>Jodie Foster
I will now pay attention to your show
Fargo s4 all over again
two women leads will kill 90% of people's interest, just like last season where the story / cast was black and no one cared. Why do they keep doing this?
yeah if they really wanted a minority should've made the ethnic a man
Good idea for the setting but the black lady seems like she's going to be obnoxious from the trailers
As much as I do like TD season 2 they really should have ended it with just that first season
Should I rewatch S1 or S2? I've seen both a couple of times
S1 is kino
S2 is Cinemaphile kino
Dont @ me
Should have replaced the one on the right with Sarah Gadon's character.
2 dykes
>10 seconds into the trailer
>ebonics
>Black person starts talking
>huge Black person in the background
the season sucked
not going to lie the trailer is kino
>2 female cops
>piercings and tats on the face
hard pass.
and didnt they fire the original showrunner/writer or something? at least it would explain that shit
Wtf Jodie foster is about 80 years old, how realistic is that? A cop her age wd have retired long ago.
oops!
she comes out of retirement to solve the case because she's delt with this before
i heard she comes out of retirement to solve the case because she's delt with this before
looking at these people, more like
True Defective
Jodie's basically a guy so it's kind of even.
I'm going to watch it.
Why
i will hold off until reviews of the first 3 or 4 episodes are in. i have zero faith in this based on the trailer
i'll watch the first episode because of Foster but that's about it
I like Jodie Foster and I like snowy settings. I just hope it's not a cheap retread of the first season. The cryptic dialogue and DUDE CARCOSA is pretty worrying.
>black lesbian
>White woman
>Cheek piercing
This shit is cringe ,never watch TD ,never will
watched season 1 the other day, i really enjoyed it, are the other seasons good as well?
true detective was never good
This just looks like a rehash of season one except it's Alaska and women cops. Cult shit again?
>where were you on the night between 5th october and 12th of march?
How did indians blow up so much, before 2015 they didn't exist, then they protested a pipeline and now they are part of the pride flag and there are a hundred crime dramas in and around reservations.
The chosen location is kino at least.
>watching the trailer for a show I'm definitely going to watch
Yeah I think I'm gonna pass
>80 year old woman teams up with a STD-riddler Black person in alaska to solve a mystery
lmao
I'm not even going to bother pirating this garbage
Fricking israelites can't just stop milking a show that was only good because Fukunaga was the only writer for season 1
>factually wrong
>/pol/brained
Seek help
cops arent allowed to have facial piercings and neck tats, also those piercings will hurt af at below zero temperature.
inuit people been using piercings on their face for a long time. tf are you talking about lmao.
not metal, bone. also inuits are a bunch of inbred alcoholics so lets imitate them? frick off native Black person
>Inuit means cop
You should seriously have a nice day for being this dumb.
lol just from the tone of the trailer alone this is obviously complete trash, and looks like they're trying to milk the s1 angle further as well
>final episode
>the case is mostly solved, the bad guy is killed/arrested, but there are still some loose ends
>brown woman says she's not sure they can get them all
>josie foster says "there is a guy that can help us"
>next scene is at a diner
>camera slowly pans across
>shows Rust sipping on a cup of coffee, watching the news report about the murders
>"Well, time to go to work again."
>Roll credits
Imagine the kino
You should post it on Reddit, you’ll get an UPBOOT
they already ruined Rust's character with the cringe ending of season 1, bringing him back wouldn't be fun to be completely honest.
wtf at those piercings. I'm sick of watching weird people
i dont think that the black indian actress will be bad. i fear that jodie foster is playing an unlikeable c**t (so basically herself) and due to her fame will influence the story to her worldview.
i still hope its a good crime story but if im honest it just got downwards from season 1. maybe we get memes like casper knew this
Calling it now, the bad guy is a white cis male with 9 children and a trad wife and he voted for trump
Just like in real life
kima in the wire was good black lez cop character, they do exist
DEM KEEDZ
Dem keedz… s’all I think about
>a dyke and a negress as your MC's
Won't even bother to watch this
Seriously do women even watch true detective?
Fargo with no humor but with a sheeboon?
what a downfall, it shouldnt even carry the same title
what was this scene about? why did he tell her to kill herself?
She didn’t flush the toilet.
she was a child-murderer
yeah, so why would he advise her to take the easy way out instead of being tortured in prison?
because he's not an angsty braindead ape driven by overconfidence, repressed impulses and anger. He's just being realistic with her.
2 wrongs don't make a right, but that's something modern """"people"""" like you don't seem to understand. Which is why you'll never be anything like him. You will always be an angry, fearful animal sharing the same exact thoughts as every 14-40 year old woman on facebook/youtube comments
>you know what I think the guy who tortured that girl deserves? BOIL HIS FRICKIN BALLS WHILE HE'S ALIVE AND MAKE HIM EAT EM AND THEN...
>HELL YEA DUDE JUSTICE!
She killed her own kids.
>Cheek piercing
Automatically discarded
I wonder if we get something as good as vincesposting from S2.
Caspere knew this.
>Yet more shit actress stunt casting because she claims ‘Cherokee’ ancestry despite African mother and absentee father
> Trying desperately to rip off Fargo
No thank you pal
It's impossible for me to take the half-sheboon with cheek piercings seriously as a police officer.
I wish there were more good crime shows in snowy settings
gay Detective: Night cunni
I hate black people just as much as the next guy but this has inuits in it and seems like a kino setting. I'm actually hyped . This looks , dare I say it...diversity done right.
I would literally kill Ronald Reagan for Jodi Foster, but True Detective sucks ass, it only had one good season.
>no pizza
Yeah I'm out
season 3 was really good, if they have mostly the same writers and producers and directors then hopefully it will be good. Who knows until it comes out. But it's probably not going to be any good. Whatever it is, I like to have some hope
bimbo TV > contrived girlboss drama
Im just patiently waiting for AI tools to be made available that allow us to adapt entire stories from a PDF file and remove all blacks from media. Until then, nothing beats long walks through nature with a good audiobook.
It's Thursday and it's past noon.
>women main characters
hahahaha go fricking off
>click embed
>immediately out
Here is your state trooper bro.
do Black folk accidentally eat and swallow the pins inside their cheeks holding that shitting piercing through their flesh in place?
What does punching someone with cheek piercings do to their teeth?
Also, lesbianism has really made Jodie ugly as frick.
Plus diversity - I think I'll skip this like I skipped three and tuned out in season 2.
How would you feel if he comes back?
unless they bring him back even more fricked up than his pic related phase, awful. Because the "the light is winning morty" ending to S1 was absolute dogshit with no basis on the rest of the story
>barely just got around to season 1
>it was pretty good
>hear season two sucks and season 3 is meh at best
They should just shoot every season with Woody and Matt. Like american horror story. Same actors different story and characters.
true detective: Black person country
Cool trailer but the acting looks below par compared to the other seasons