With 2 episodes in the books, how do you see this season so far? Likes? Dislikes?
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I clapped when I heard Tuttle because I know who that is
100% red herring
It has to be. This season was originally its own thing and they just slapped the True Detective name on to it.
haven't watched it, best i can say is it caused some amusing threads to pop up with boomer cucks saying stuff like "it's watchable barely"
bleh
so the water is contaminated with some microorganism that is going make people trip balls and go crazy, yes? is that fricking it?
No. They're dropping blatant S1 references now. It's going to come back to the Yellow Kang
They showed the bios of all those scientists on the screen last ep, someone noticed that one of them mentioned "prions", so this could be some kind of neurodegenerative prion disease
Doubt it. If they outright told us, I doubt it.
They couldn't get a native girl to be detective they had to hamfist a Black person into rural Alaska?
she's 1/16th cherokee or something
my drunk, loser irish grandfather said the same thing
Everyone in America is "1/16th Cherokee"
I'm 1/132nd black and 2/264th asian. I come from a rich, mixed culture. A true melting pot.
i hear it helps when applying for uni
She's member of a made-up fake tribe of black indians called the Seaconke Wampanoag. They have virtually no Native blood.
>The Seaconke Wampanoag who were sampled largely trace to European and African populations. Indeed, they were shown to have no 'maternal Native American lineages and only one 'Native American' paternal haplotype in an individual with known Cherokee male ancestry...
interesting
imagine in the year 2400 when a bunch of british pakis claim to be members of the house of york, what a time that'll be
There's another group of morons in North Carolina that are called the Lumbee that report native ancestors but they're just mulattos. As soon as natives started getting bennies a bunch of people started claiming it.
What's even more moronic is that she's supposed to be playing an injun chick, which makes it all the more moronic looking on.
People would be freaking out if they got some white girl with 1/128th injun blood for the role
She looks like queen latifah
sad thing about getting natives to play native parts
there really aren't that many natives
fewer still that actually *look* native
fewer still that aren't messes because rez life is ass
fewer still that can act
fewer still that can act and be good
casting an injun part has to be a nightmare
probably why all the injuns are fat, or don't look native (and frankly suck at acting)
You're telling me they couldn't get Amber Midthunder to star in this coveted role? They HAD to go for the Black person?
I for one am glad she wasn't dragged into this mess
>Amber Midthunder
dude, too young and sexy. female directors can't handle something like this. they need their female characters to be men in an ugly/aging woman's body.
they might've used the one esquimaux woman from the terror. she was good, tho maybe not able to play the rugged hardass cop
should have added even MORE conditions to that previous list
>already looks physically capable as a woman
>or willing to take roids to not look absolutely ridiculous manhandling men as a woman
I sincerely doubt there is even a single person out there fitting that entire bill
I loved the terror and I barely remember her speaking
>remember her speaking
iirc her character didn't have a tongue or something
lol
just more evidence that that list is too difficult (probably)
>travis cohle
>tuttle united
incredibly desperate writing. can't wait for this to end with "the real yellow king....is systemic racism"
>the king is not yellow, nor blue... it's white
oh frick sake
white supremacists beating up asians? the yellow kang
When did they mention Travis Cohle? I was on my phone too much
The ghost that led the old woman to the frozen corpses is Travis Cohle, she mentions his name
Oh shit ok thanks. I'm assuming they didn't directly say whether or not he's related to Rust. I hope not. I think mentioning Tuttle is enough of a reference to season 1 even if its just a red herring
so rusts dad is a spirit?
When the police take Rose back to her house after finding the ice bodies
ITS OVER
im halfway thru ep 2
i feel less micro aggressions against me, so it is more tolerable
sometimes the animosity between characters is tiresome but i guess thats tv every character needs to have a past grudge
Not really because as different as they were Rust and Marty bounced back and forth and clearly clicked the moment they met even with the downturns in their friendship. Manufacturing constant tension between leads is a woman's idea of interesting. Marty and Rust would party together and even go on double dates when they were both cops. Before Maggie fricked him Rust even went to Marty's house all the time eventually.
>we took what people liked about season 1 and made it gay and lame with female leads
I really hope this whole thing doesn’t turn out to be some twin peaks vengeful native antartic spirit possess people to get revenge on whitey. They’ve name dropped the Tuttles as hidden money and Travis Cohles ghost is helping guide detectives, it’s time for them to reveal that this is a war between Satan and God. My guess is the spiral will be likened back to some native creation myth
>antartic
Swing and a miss.
That would have been fricking awesome. It's going to be gay shit like racism instead. I'd love for it to just straight up be some demonic entity from old forgotten history.
Post the goddamn webm of fricking from the first ep, you fricks
When animals, dogs and cats especially do that shake it looks satisfying, but if I try it I get a headache, whats the secret
They shake their bodies, not their heads
It's akin to what athletes do jumping up and loosening arms before a race, the head goes side to side, not up and down
he need sum milk
He's a she. And bears don't consume milk in the wild
Here you go anon
On a related note,
>song lyrics go "THAT YOU'LL CUM, THAT YOU'LL CUM"
>synced with the exact moment when the guy is literally cumming
What did they mean by this?
>rapes a guy
>keeps bra on
Hmmm
>2 female on male rape scenes in 2 episodes
Not cool, HBO
>What did they mean by this?
That women are actually extremely crass
This is aggressively homosexual. And entirely unnecessary. If the actress doesn't have the breasts for the scene or the physique to make her breasts look nice and cute then don't embarrass everyone involved in the production by showcasing them or "hiding" them like this. This gets no man excited. A dude watching this would go "what the frick?" and look at his watch or go for his phone because there is *nothing* actually gratifying or satisfying about this sex scene. And I don't want to see what looks like it could be interpreted as a black guy with a feminine penis riding a white guy who looks like he has to exude effort to keep from grimacing in discomfort/pain/regret.
the sex scenes in this season aren't for men, chudcel.
neither is the show bro
going to rewatch s1 torrents instead
They clearly want the sex to be non-titilating for men. Both women who fricked Marty were naked and wild and hot. These showrunners want to give the complete OPPOSITE to punish the men and empower the women. They bought the TD brand and paid Jodie so they know it will be seen no matter what. Such a safe bet that they can go all out with their agenda, and they have.
But I don't have to watch it. I saw ep 1 and saw the writing on the wall.
Eddie Murphy with breasts and tattoos.
The side profile looks a lot like the Inuit snow beast from The Terror
>Travis Cohles ghost
Please for the love of lazy writing, tell me this isn't a Cinemaphile joke. Please tell me they've resorted to something so outright moronic as this
It’s true
>Please for the love of lazy writing, tell me this isn't a Cinemaphile joke. Please tell me they've resorted to something so outright moronic as this
I am not watching after this episode. Issa Lopez is a hack.
me every afternoon I wake up
It's trash
dem keeds
sallahkhan thankabow
It was funny in season 3 when they mentioned Marty and Rust and did the whole "Maybe this case is like their case" thing only for it to end up not being like that at all. Seems like they're just playing that straight this time.
>only for it to end up not being like that at all
you didn’t pay attention. you didn’t comprehend.
>name drop the Franklin scandal in front of millions
>show is blatantly referencing the west Memphis 3
>show the infamous Wikileaks pedo symbol doc in front of millions
>uhmm akshully elite protected pedophilia is a myth and hysteria and this has nothing to do with this season at all
the Franklin scandal really was when the bad guys won
rip Gary Caradori
I mean it wasn't even a pedophile thing, it was a Chicken magnate giving his crazy daughter a fake kid and killing people to cover it up.
FRICK YOU SHILL NO ONE IS WATCHING THIS STOP BUMPING YOUR THREADS OF THIS WOKESHIT
the only acceptable nonshill posts on tv are sneed, mario naharis, big guy for you im cia, and sam hyde
>mario naharis
how did this guy become so famous? especially since they replaced him with a generic laidback adventurer after one season
The Terror S01 is better than this
obviously
but ive already watched the terror s01
I don't understand witchcraft older than the ice
The Devil is older than the Earth
I can dig that but witches at the crab factory know this?
That old lady who saw Travis just fricking sucks as a narrative device. "Oooh, I am here to tell you that mysterious things are happening, and there are dark cosmic forces at play, ooooh, very spooky yes, oooooh"
Wtf was Annie K’s problem? Why was the trailer so schizo?
I've cracked the case
random anon cracked it a few hours after the first episode dropped
That's even dumber than where this is headed. Not a chance it goes like that
>Not a chance it goes like that
yeah, in relaity it will be even dumber than that
None of this explains the pile of corpses frozen together.
What's more likely is the scientists represent colonialism, and have been fricking local women (and abusing them) and polluting the landscape (see bar fight in ep 2) and this is just basic revenge killing motivating by native spiritual beliefs
If this is the case then this has already been done far better in Wind River
Thats actually kino, ngl. Still want to know why the kid cops father is such a lazy butthole.
he's most likely in on it in some way, maybe not the annie murder itself but still involved in an adjacent cover-up, some corruption stuff that has to be kept secret
this isn't that far-fetched or dumb actually bros. fungi are pretty interesting and weird organisms. I once lived in an old rental house (built 1905) that had an out-of-control species of Cladosporium producing dozens of independent sporulating colonies (Cladosporium has over 700 species under the genus btw) and my mental state and physical health dramatically changed within the 2 years that I lived there, and then shifted again to basically normal within 3 months of living in a building that was clean, and was built in 2015. I'm quite fit and an infantry vet, so i always try to stay in shape, which is why i eventually became moldpilled due to the health problems i started having, and nothing was making sense.
that being said, im disappointed in the season far.
This doesnt make sense. Why would they be making sandwich tiktoks and watching ferris buellers day off if they were all infected and knew they were going to die? So far it seems like one of them went crazy and killed the others. Why would fungi force them to fold their clothes lol
And they all reach the same stage at the same time more or less. Fungi are well known for not liking messes however.
>Fungi are well known for not liking messes however
Wasn't the plot of Prophecy ( the one with the bear)
There is a supernatural element to this season that cannot be explained away as hard sci-fi. Jodie "hallucinated" a child saying "She's awake", which is the same thing the convulsing scientist said. Then you have the old woman who can "see" spirits, and that cannot be a hallucination because it guided her directly to the bodies.
Also, the fungus theory ignores the importance of water, and it has been two episodes in a row that the water supply is fricked.
water had been fricked for three days on episode 1, so about as long as the scientists disappeared. it's linked for sure
I just arrived from getting beer and cigs.
What did I miss, TDbros?
Can old b***hes like her even get anymore?
Jodie is so fricking hot, I just wanna make her cum!
GILF!
tbqh Jodie looks pretty hot there, if you can pretend they wouldn't sag down a foot or more if she took the bra off
that is why xev should have kept the bra on
Are we getting a webm?
>my grandma watches this shit
Better tell her to go find something else to watch
>grandma starts raping faster than eminem
I've never had sex standing up
I didn't even think this position was possible wtf
Have they explained how the Black person is related to the fat dye haired unhinged girl?
I think it’s her sister. Navarro had a flashback to their mom having a breakdown and yelling at them when they were kids so the sister probably inherited her mental illness
I get that, but why is one of them black... and has a hispanic last name?
I think she is supposed to be native too, but cast a black actor instead of a indigenous actor. Just like how Monica from Yellowstone is played by a euroasian instead of a native.
What's with the toothbrush sharing in this? DISGUSTING
Please, PLEASE, have the kid to be Leon for a faithful RE 2 adaptation, I GUARANTEE it's free money!
Netflix has the rights to RE and apparently they hate money. They'd rather do a full 180°, crazy
Retatds could have him being pussywipped by a chinese femme fatale, quips here and there, BUT THEY HATE MONEY AND PLEASING THE FANS!
I was thinking the same thing when he was wearing that turtleneck.
i was not prepared for the turn when danvers stabbed the police captain in the gut, totally caught me offguard
Okay, now overact the vinegar strokes. Damnit you two, not disgusting enough, another take!
>I'M ACTING
>I'm cooooooming!
What's with all the gross sex this season? I don't care about sex scenes but I have zero desire to watch these people have sex.
woman director/writer
I lol'd at her walking in and asking if he wanted to do a sex and they implied he can't because he already did some with pr0n
The first one was legitimately revolting the dyke is gross as frick
>fricking a man
>dyke
They're not separating the art from the artist.
feminists get off on displaying unattractive sexuality like in their protests. i guess they feel like they're insulting men or something
I can't believe I gave this garbage a courtesy twenty minutes. It's so unbelievably bad
>missed the episode watching Bills choking kino
looks like I made the right decision
how does the ice not melt with this hottie pattotie on the field
isnt that the guy from Def Leppard?
The one-armed drummer?
singer guy the blonde one what ever
guess not
IFYOUWANNABEMYLOVER!
I hate this type of show that plays a fricking song every five minutes
Best way to manipulate viewers
Shitty, but affective
are the songs at least appropriate in setting mood like
nope
Depends, do you think the Beach Boys are appropiate for setting the mood in an Alaskan murder mystery?
that's unironically the worst thing about the show so far. it's tonally all over the place. it feels like stranger things kiddie goofiness one minute and then grim dark wannabe season 1 ness the next. season 1 had some lite moments but it was mostly just sarcasm from marti.
It's a very, very indie/woman technique.
>Tuttle family has presumably expanded into technology sector in order to continue their occult practices and influence
>ghost of Travis Cohle contacts ex wife
>the origin and meaning of “the spiral” is going to be revealed
Noided
>the origin and meaning of “the spiral” is going to be revealed
>and now it matters cause its a bunch of white men???
>bix nood
had to watch old season 1 scenes just to feel good again
The show might be bad, the threads discussing it are kino
terrible, not a single bit of TD's essence
The lack of ominous ambience sounds is so noticeable
any scene without dialog has had music that seems entirely unrelated to anything going on
If rust actually helped out in alaska, why didn’t he have more dirt on tuttle/talk about it with marty?
He forgot.
so now True Detective is a soap opera with smartphones and socialnetworks, comercial songs and sex scenes in every episode
I doubt there will be a sex scene in ep 3, they just wanted to show both of the female leads getting laid for some reason and now it's out of the way.
Rust and Marty both got at least one sex scene and no one complained about that...
At least the sex was relevant to each character's emotional development in S1, that and it was actually hot. This time it's just a weird flex and ugly people having gross, passionless sex.
Umm sweaty women use men for sex, get over it.
>not denying the women are ugly and their sex is cold and meaningless
nice bait tho
They weren't sweaty at all.
At least this sex scene showed more about Danvers’ relationship with that other cop, that they have a history and he might not be happy about her keeping the case. Not sure the relevance of the native dude who owns the restaurant yet though.
I could sense the sexual tension when jodie was putting the groceries away for the state cop
>no one complained about that
look at the girls in those scenes, no one would complain about that
>Rust and Marty both got at least one sex scene and no one complained about that...
Rust's scene is constantly joked about because it was like 20 seconds, and Marty's cut away because it's tasteless to portray the scene in such a way. But the women kept their bras on which is totally empowering and makes it acceptable.
>men having sex is degrading
>women having sex is empowering
Both sex scenes in S1 were not good. Marty was cheating, Rust was being used to cheat. In S4 it's now about strong women fricking because they want to use a man to get off. While wearing their bras.
It's what women want
Showrunner is now a moron Hispanic woman so this is what you get...
It's actually a blonde israelite with a hispanic name
Makes more sense why she is such a nasty subversive.
https://www.polygon.com/24033358/true-detective-night-country-issa-lopez-interview-spoiler-free
This is literally just Werewolf: The Apocalypse. The spiral is the Wyrm and the Tuttles are Pentex.
>Bra on sex, again
What the frick?
Us men would enjoy it then for the "wrong" reasons. I bet they put soft dongs in though.
>I bet they put soft dongs in though.
That happened in this episode.
Jesus Christ I hope whoever wrote that gers struck by lightning.
>in english doc!
True Detective was known for its incredible writing.
I thought DJ Qualls died.
>2024
>In English, Doc!
Women are literally in the 70s in terms of writing
I thought it was a joke, but this is actually Rust's Dad? They're really going to destroy S1's legacy because they can't make up anything good of their own, aren't they?
That's what women do.
yes.
>I thought it was a joke, but this is actually Rust's Dad?
Yeah. We now suddenly have like a 5% chance of an actual Rust cameo.
>Why did you go back to Alaska
>Had something to see to
Great now I need to rewatch S1
>talking to some civilian on phone
>something captivates you
>civilian "h-hello? are you still there?"
Getting real sick of YouTube spamming this bullshit as an unskippable ad. I literally do not care. I maybe might've watched something with Jodie Foster as a lead. But not "Old ass Jodie Foster investigates lame girl shit with Ving Rhames in the adventures of That Show You Liked: Only Gay"
>Ving Rhames
Fricking lol anon, I was wondering who that muttess reminded me of
>with Ving Rhames
>Ving Rhames
if she starts sucking on chickens feet im going to lose it
>Ving Rhames
for all you zoomeranons, Ving Rhames is the black guy in Mission Impossible flicks
>tfw you'll never creampie gilf jodie and cuddle after
Why? This world is too cruel.
Not a shill, btw, just drunk and smoking cigs hoping for a good TD in Rust's honor.
>and it matters now because a 18 white men brutally died under bizarre circumstances?
BLOOD IS BLOOD PETER
>when she left us, she didn't steal
>family values bad
>cgin moneyn went into songs licencing
Eh, I'm fine with that
>"he's an animal!"
guy smacked his son once for siding with his work enemy over him and has been completely passive for 2 episodes aside from one passive aggressive comment while he receives multiple
i know, shits so moronic
Women.
On the midnight shift I am rarely sober.
Indeed. Laughable execution and pitiful it is called True Detective at all.
You notice how in every scene of this show everybody's clothing is pristine? No water marks on their pant cuffs, no smudges on their jackets, the snow never sticks to anything, no stains on anything? I started seeing it and its helping me ignore how bad the writing is
In a couple scenes their boots had ice, IIRC
Yeah, going in I knew it would be like this. There are no fricking stakes. These women are never going to be in virtual peril or life-threatening physical altercations that they can't win. If they got overpowered and the frick beaten out of them only to later recover and somehow overcome the odds then, wow. But they'd never do that. In girl's stories the women are never under major duress. They beat every opponent because they're written to. Never an interesting struggle. Season 4 is a Lifetime Movie with heightened production value. It only serves to makes the series prior look better in every conceivable way.
See also: why the Captain Marvel movies suck.
Exactly anon. Somewhere along the line it got twisted that female superheroes were popular because of women. This was and has never been the case. Female superheroes were cool because men wrote them to be cool. They were sweet, supportive, feminine and physically active. They're presented as prospective pretend-girlfriends or "waifus" as zoomers call them. By reading positive romantic interaction between characters it encourages the readers to go out and seek those similar attributes in a potential mate. That's a long fricking way of saying that men write female characters the way other men like them. That's part of how the fricking business of selling what is basically drawings on toilet paper could stay afloat: guys writing and drawing what guys will buy and support.
But women will come in, write a female character as her, get her comic canceled and then blame me for not buying her comic when in reality no man wants to subscribe to a version of a beloved character that is an insecure, entitled activist before she is an interesting, charismatic superhero. Instead of being selfless and sweet and supportive she's asexual, abrasive and arrogant.
the character is also really shit. got a powers and abilities list longer than fricking Superman and it's not even close.
characters like this remind me of elementary school when kids would play made up games and try to one up each other. "well I have an invincibility ring" " well I have an anti invincibility ring"
its content for slow people.
Girls look comicbooks and see the same shit so they try to ape it but they do it badly. Ultimately girl power, which is content that girls want to see where they're cool and beat all the boys and get all the positive attention, doesn't mesh at all with male power fantasy because what boy actively fantasizes in his own head women putting him down and never showing a romantic interest in him? On its head its moronic. You wouldn't write in a chad in Sex In The City who shits on all the women and boos everything and steals screentime away from the chicks so he can go go standup and then go do a podcast with his bros. Like, stop chasing the wrong fricking audience in the wrong demographic. They do this because they think there's money in it but girls don't frick with superheroes like that. They don't fantasize about national defense or think about walking into a room and considering how many other women she could fight and take down before either going down swinging or getting too fatigued to run away. They don't have the testosterone or the equipment that fuels the male power fantasy. This is why they have NO fricking business having so much influence over Star Wars. George Lucas will go to his fricking grave, the frick, saying that the story is intended "for everyone". It's a damn boy's sci-fi adventure story from beginning to end. It just has some cool elements that girls vibe with (partly because of cultural zeitgeist lets be fricking honest) but it was, is and always will be a Boys Brand. Men inherently understand this. I don't know why they just...let women ruin shit. Fricking step in, tell Kathleen and everyone else that they don't know what they're doing and just fricking take over. Do what a man is supposed to do and LEAD. Steer this motherfricking ship back to where its supposed to go. What're the incompetent women gonna do? Whoop our ass? Please. Kathleen has no passion for this shit and men would sooner die cursing her to hell than accept her gay vision
Is this copy pasta? Are you seriously crying over Star Wars being boy toy fantasy? Who gives a frick
Girls look comicbooks and see the same shit so they try to ape it but they do it badly. Ultimately girl power, which is content that girls want to see where they're cool and beat all the boys and get all the positive attention, doesn't mesh at all with male power fantasy because what boy actively fantasizes in his own head women putting him down and never showing a romantic interest in him? On its head its moronic. You wouldn't write in a chad in Sex In The City who shits on all the women and boos everything and steals screentime away from the chicks so he can go go standup and then go do a podcast with his bros. Like, stop chasing the wrong fricking audience in the wrong demographic. They do this because they think there's money in it but girls don't frick with superheroes like that. They don't fantasize about national defense or think about walking into a room and considering how many other women she could fight and take down before either going down swinging or getting too fatigued to run away. They don't have the testosterone or the equipment that fuels the male power fantasy. This is why they have NO fricking business having so much influence over Star Wars. George Lucas will go to his fricking grave, the frick, saying that the story is intended "for everyone". It's a damn boy's sci-fi adventure story from beginning to end. It just has some cool elements that girls vibe with (partly because of cultural zeitgeist lets be fricking honest) but it was, is and always will be a Boys Brand. Men inherently understand this. I don't know why they just...let women ruin shit. Fricking step in, tell Kathleen and everyone else that they don't know what they're doing and just fricking take over. Do what a man is supposed to do and LEAD. Steer this motherfricking ship back to where its supposed to go. What're the incompetent women gonna do? Whoop our ass? Please. Kathleen has no passion for this shit and men would sooner die cursing her to hell than accept her gay vision
>watches marvel movied
I would just keep that shit to yourself lol
screaming popsicle man is NOT kino. i'm trying to eat mozzarella sticks here
Bros I’m gonna have to be honest, I was actually entertained during this episode
It's not great but it's far from unwatchable. Meh overall, but I'm not offended by it. yet
>oh, mcs are lesbos! Lesbian mcs! Did I tell you they are dykes?!
Kek
....ok, I'll stop.
>black woman literally rapes a guy
>it's a yas queen slay moment instead of outrage
>it’s a yas queen slay moment
I haven’t seen one positive comment about it, on any platform. The problem with strong women characters is when they’re written by women they just come off as c**ts, especially when the woman writer didn’t bother to put a man worth a damn or at least on equal footing for her to play off of. Nobody in the general audience believes that women act like or enjoy this, so it just comes off as preposterous.
>I blah blah blah
Have you seen moral outrage at a literal rape scene?
both female cop MCs have no committed rape on screen
one of them broke into a guy's house too
imagine if male cop broke into his gf's house with a gun and it was played for laughs
She still has returned his toothbrush. I'm so glad they gave us this plot point
It's not like he can just buy another one. His mom gave him that one.
family heirloom aye
>here's that abandoned trailer no one saw the reclusive scientist ever use in this small town where everyone knows everyone
virus theory confirmed
kek, there's only Black folk and dykes in alaska, according to this show at least
I've wanted to frick Jodie Foster since seeing in her play a prostitute. She's like 62 and can still get it.
Girlbosses keep their bras on during sex, didn't you know?
I thought bras were the patriarchy and they want to free the nipple? I guess I shouldn't expect consistency from women.
Men will enjoy the nipples and the women would be degrading themselves for toxic male enjoyment. This season is for punishing men.
>This season is for punishing viewers who enjoy good writing
>Likes? Dislikes?
Good questions I suppose. Here's another question though: Why is Casey Bloys, Chairman and CEO of HBO and Max Content, paying a "secret army" to shill his garbage shows?
>former HBO employee accused the network’s former president of original programming Casey Bloys of hiring a “secret army” to troll critics who post less-than-stellar reviews of their shows, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
>HBO recently responded to these accusations stemming from a former employee’s wrongful termination suit. The network did not dispute the claim that Bloys and another HBO executive ordered former executive assistant Sully Temori to troll high-profile critics and other commenters.
>“We are not going to comment on select exchanges between programmers and errants tweets,” it continued.
Are you saying all these posts, all these clowns bumping, all these idiots replying to themselves are just... paid viral marketers?!???
>McCaffrey wrote, “Is there a way to create a dummy account that can’t be traced to us to do his bidding?”
>In response, Bloys reportedly texted, “Maybe a Twitter user should tweet that that’s a pretty blithe response to what soldiers legitimately go through on [the] battlefield.”
>“Do you have a secret handle? Couldn’t we say especially that it’s D-Day to dismiss a soldier’s experience like that seems pretty disrespectful?” the text continued.
>Bloys allegedy wanted a “mole” at “arms length” from top management was necessary to do this.
>He insisted, “We just need a random to make the point and make her feel bad.”
What do we think Viral Marketing bros????? Likes???? Dislikes????
Now here's the real detective mystery
>"secret army"
>cheyenne roundtree
schzio scribbling "sneed"?
what does it mean
They are really doing the "creepy writing, drawings" thing?? That is like 10 year old me sending zalgo text messages to my friends.
how else would people know the scientists were going insane?
they would add that Cyprus Hill song to the playlist in uncomfortably obvious places or put a specifically designed tattoo across the scientist foreheads...
You had a pretty shitty childhood if you knew what zalgo was when you were 10.
>enter trailer
"you're in car cozy now"
>PLAP PLAP PLAP WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING PREGNANT?? ITS SOOO DRYARRRGHHHHHHH
that dude was doing his best to frick up the scene just so they could get another take and the director was not having it LOL that is awful
ACTING!
My hands would never stop roaming her sexy legs.
So anons, who had the better sex scene? Which guy would you rather be?
With Jodie of course
Jodie a cute but I'm the assman
Marty
LMAO
who fricks like this? Is he making these faces on purpose? Is it supposed to be weird? Context me up anon
jodie hasn't been fricked with a dick for the last 45 years or so and doesn't know how to act accordingly
I'm not talking about her, I'm talking about the guy, he looks like he's fricking broken glass
Jodie is a homosexual IRL likely as a result of early hollywood molestation. As she's dyke she doesn't know the first thing about convincing sex. Notice how they're not on a bed so Jodie can feasibly wrestle herself to her feet. Her partner isn't younger so he can't overpower her. She's "facing her attacker head on" with that weird fricking look in her eyes. It's all the signs of a chick that's been raped trying to illicit some form of intimacy on the spot. This is the look of a failed marriage.
that's the 9th Doctor Who. he was trying to regenerate
Built for reckless gripping
worst sex faces ive ever seen. why do women write goofy shit like this?
>fricking on a table at like 60 years old
suuuuuuuureeee thing
>HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! *wheezing* *eyes cross*
Thanks a lot, "intimacy coordinators"
>"intimacy coordinators"
i forgot these were even a thing
just another pointless sex scene
HBO never learns
nobody wants to see this shit
>ah frick that's rough
The frick is this? Some comedy about post-climax and prostate cancer sex? Like Something's Gotta Give with Diane Keaton and Jack Nickolson
As shit as parts of the show are, the setting is comfy I’m not going to lie. Not knowing what time it is and the snow and lights everywhere.
It’s a vibe I’m sure they’ll take for granted with garbage writing. Tonally it’s already too schizo. Music cues every other scene. It’s all over the place makes me appreciate season 1 more. I’m guessing the behavior of this cult will be explained as a scientific reaction more so than a group of Satan worshippers
you guys are all my frens
Better than the first episode. Unfortunately though, the female writing is still bleeding through
as females are wont to do
The real kino are these td threads
How do you frick up polar horror with fricking pop songs. The foundation was already laid multiple times in the past few years. The Terror, Hold the Dark, The North Water, Solitude, who's bright idea was it to put eminem songs or whatever the frick in this show.
The real true detectives are the friends we made along the way.
I can’t wait for Rust to show up and say this in episode 8
>the real detective work is all the gross sex I had along the way
Empowering.
It's gonna be fun piecing together the plot from posts here, 'cause I'm not wasting my time with this shit anymore. Cheers to the anons posting the funnies, your resolve is stronger than mine.
Based anon taking an unnecessary chance on a 3-day for all of CinemaphileX users to enjoy
is there a Cinemaphilex equivalent for firefox, and is Cinemaphile-x.net shit or worth it?
recently switched away from chrome
I literally downloaded the Greasemonkey app and grabbed the latest script from Cinemaphile-x earlier today. I know, the name makes it sound like its fricking stupid but its legit. It's worth it, too. Chrome sucks wiener.
ty anon
Literally?
I like Leon Kennedy. I'm sure they will kill him in a really stupid and annoying way
Terrific. That's Terrific.
So whats up with tongue, was the mystery cracked?
it's annie's tongue which the killer scientists kept in a fridge for the past six years for some reason. metaphorically to shut the up after he already killed her or something
Maybe it has something to do with the cellular decay or whatever, hence why they kept it ?
ye, guess we'll see.
i'm more confused by how this dead chick could've fricked with the scientist and nobody would notice or bring that up after her murder. they're gonna pull the
>whole town and their mother was on it and swept it under the rug
You guys were the night country all along.
dead girl was banging one of the researchers so there's the link but no other answers yet
When he's playing the video from the phone you can clearly see the overlays edges moving. This is wall to wall amateur hour.
Uhhhh bros, Verizon just sent me an email saying they know I torrented this episode. I've pirated plenty of things plenty of times but this is a first. They said they can terminate my service if I get caught again. What do I do?
Use a VPN, moron.
Recommend me a free one
Send then a smilie. Verizon loves smilies.
isnt it funny how networks can put their own shit up and bust people who find it? i think its funny. they will even send you a letter if you pay for said network. also funny.
rip in piece anon
>THE LAND OF THE FREE
I'd say switch to Spectrum but those Black folk are hitting me for $80 a month now.
So they know everything we do then huh
>Marty saw Season 4 and saw how fricking horrible and disgusting and was and how he'll have be contractually obligated to make an appearance
>Billie Eyelash OP
why are women like this? why must they desecrate kino?
i didnt know what you meant by this as i have not seen 4 yet. now i understand and feel insulted. 7 minutes in and 4 songs have played.
About to make myself a grilled cheese and rewatch True Detective S01E01. Frick this gay shit
i'm at episode 3 already
Good man
>native girl fricks white guys
>gets killed
>wahhhh this is le heckin genocide
First Killers of the Flower Moon, now this?
stick to your teepees and firewater and shut up
It's written by the same troony looking Latino broad who did Tigers Are Not Afraid. It's going to (continue to) be garbage.
What is the deal with Danver’s adopted daughter’s face tattoo? I know it’s part of her culture, but why is Danvers so against it?
Probably doesn't want her getting sucked back into her deadbeat community
Better she keeps a clean face and goes off to college and makes something of herself
That makes sense, she seems to have little respect for the natives. Of course, she was apparently married to one....
She’s a chud
Has anyone mentioned Jodie Foster (real life dyke) bonded with her Indian step-daughter over realizing the homosexual sex tape the latter had just filmed on her phone wasn't with someone who was underage?
she's not even 17
>good guy cop character is more angry that her diverse daughter filmed evidence of statutory rape than the crime itself
Lol
Could be Romeo and Juliet laws. But filming it automatically makes it Captain Planet.
Didn’t they say she was 15 in the first episode
Then say she was 16 in the same one
Is she 17 now? Is she going to be 23 by the final episode?
The native girl is 17. The white twink girl is 16
The thawed and alive researcher is going to just die during the surgery, or if he survives he'll just spout gibberish, right?
when will they learn that writing men like women and women like men will never work?
Frick Verizon. Please recommend vpns
Land of the free
that was pretty dang fast
I remember like 10 years ago I got one of these for downloading some porn and they told me I had to login in to this one website or be subjected to a lawsuit. It was bait to scare me into paying like $2k.
I torrent all the time with no VPN and haven’t had shit happen to me ever. I’m in the UK though
privateinternetaccess
i used to get those in the mail, haven't had any issues in years
Just stream from FMovies or Levidia. There's no point in downloading episodes unless youre trying to create your own media server.
mullvlad is the popular one amongst net sec guys
WHY THE FRICK DOES NOT EVERYBODY IN THIS SHOW HAVE SEX WITH CLOTHES ON? I COULD HAVE GOTTEN POST-PRIME JODIE breasts AAAAAAAAHHH
it's alaska, too cold to go full naked
Sex with bras on is dumb girl shit. Just like when, as soon as sex is over, she crawls off the man and hastily covers her breasts up like she has something to hide or sex is magically over after one orgasm.
I'll probably use this website for the rest of TD, thanks.
Yea, I've never had this issue before I really don’t know what was different this time
Two episodes in and there isn't anything close to Vinceposting. 2/10 show so far
Dem keedz
Episode 2 needed more pointless jumpscares.
>t. my mom
HOW THE FRICK IS THAT ONE SCIENTIST FROZEN SOLID IN SNOW ACTUALLY ALIVE
HOW IS THAT NOT A HUGE DEAL AND THE FOCUS OF THE EPISODE, HE JUST GOES OFF TO SURGERY AND THAT'S FRICKING IT? THAT'S IT? HOW ON EARTH, HE WAS NAKED BURIED UP TO HIS NECK IN SNOW FOR DAYS. AND THE REST OF THE EPISODE IS FRICKING DIVERSIONARY BULLSHIT
You're not asking the right questions. You should be asking: If it wasn't white people, would ya'll even care?
witchcraft
>mfw they try to somehow explain it as something scientific instead of supernatural (or simply ignore it)
It's the cells bro. But also Fortitude already did this.
Yeah I like how that was the whole episode tease and then fricking nothing.
Frick, I should go watch Season 1 to see how good a few opening episodes can be.
Would (you) live in Ellis, AK?
>White men literally ripped out a native woman’s tongue and then tested scientific experiments against the laws of nature on her
Why can’t the writing be better because this is kind of a cool premise
>the sleeper has awakened
This can’t be real, right
Why are they so desperately trying to tie the symbology from S1 in
Come up with new symbology! Your spooky lovecraft universe can have multiple cults
there's no point comparing it to the first season. They never understood what made the first season great, they think the supernatural shit is what people want. These people are moronic.
I love how Rust's mom just happens to know about the spooky spiral that happened to be the center of Rust's investigation where he encountered it for the first time.
I need to watch the first season again, but wasn't Rust's Mom in Texas?
>Season 1: Rust’s mom was a deadbeat who ran out on them
>Season 4: actually Rust’s mom was a brave heroine who was also connected to the spirit world and wanted to solve crimes
Wtf heppened here?
guy has probably heard it from everybody he knows and is tired of hearing it i dunno
nah bro he seems to know more than he's letting on about the production or some shit
And he look's annoyed that they turned his show into glorified fan fiction
no i agree i think it could be what youre saying and hes tired of hearing it. i mean id definitely dog my pal about his shit getting fricked up too.
They're essentially piggybacking off his writing to make their artless dreck.
>remember all these references to Season 1??!!!
>Y'know, the season critics and everyone loved???!!
>We're connected!!!
I find it kind of strange that he would be so not involved. Like he surely had to sign off on it, why would be want so much distance? Or did he have absolutely zero control over this happening.
>Or did he have absolutely zero control over this happening
seems like the producer credits just carried over automatically and werent something he bargained for if anons post is right and i retain the ability to read:
>deserves
Imagine barf in a bucket. Now add to that poop, a gallon of pus, human remains that melted in a tub, cancer and aids, and that's what the message, woke, dei, made for modern audiences, put a chick in it make her lame and gay is, that's added to a buffet and then they say bona petit.
Judging by some of his other comments on his insta he had frick all to do with it
He's really trying to distance himself from it
>Das Ding
>Teh Black Goo
>Transmute the water of life
4(FOUR) more episodes lads
tv chuds again prove they are too stupid to enjoy intellectual television
I don't think it's supposed to be an empowerment thing, she's a fricked up sex pest. Everyone fricking sucks here except like Peter.
But left-wing incels have spent the last 4 years saying "All Cops Are Bad". Why do they suddenly like cops?
How did I not realize Sal from Deadwood is the old dad cop
Good on him for getting work.
I can't wait for them to show hank getting scammed by this russian person.
A stunning and brave twist that's sure to be presented as something he deserves.
his character has been beyond pathetic so far so the russian mail order bride thing seems right on point
Show kinda sucks but these threads are fun. Cheers, you fricks
Enjoy our AI show yet? Or are you are bunch of chuddite (luddite + chud) to enjoy progress (the future is female and AI)
I love Metal they are my favorite band.
They signposted his involvement in both episodes so blatantly I was embarrassed for all involved.
>No Witchcraft
>Hey Blair
BRAVO