True Detective S4E2 - Post Game Discussion

With 2 episodes in the books, how do you see this season so far? Likes? Dislikes?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I clapped when I heard Tuttle because I know who that is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      100% red herring

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has to be. This season was originally its own thing and they just slapped the True Detective name on to it.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    haven't watched it, best i can say is it caused some amusing threads to pop up with boomer cucks saying stuff like "it's watchable barely"

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bleh

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so the water is contaminated with some microorganism that is going make people trip balls and go crazy, yes? is that fricking it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. They're dropping blatant S1 references now. It's going to come back to the Yellow Kang

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They showed the bios of all those scientists on the screen last ep, someone noticed that one of them mentioned "prions", so this could be some kind of neurodegenerative prion disease

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt it. If they outright told us, I doubt it.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They couldn't get a native girl to be detective they had to hamfist a Black person into rural Alaska?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's 1/16th cherokee or something
      my drunk, loser irish grandfather said the same thing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone in America is "1/16th Cherokee"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 1/132nd black and 2/264th asian. I come from a rich, mixed culture. A true melting pot.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i hear it helps when applying for uni

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's member of a made-up fake tribe of black indians called the Seaconke Wampanoag. They have virtually no Native blood.

        >The Seaconke Wampanoag who were sampled largely trace to European and African populations. Indeed, they were shown to have no 'maternal Native American lineages and only one 'Native American' paternal haplotype in an individual with known Cherokee male ancestry...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          interesting
          imagine in the year 2400 when a bunch of british pakis claim to be members of the house of york, what a time that'll be

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's another group of morons in North Carolina that are called the Lumbee that report native ancestors but they're just mulattos. As soon as natives started getting bennies a bunch of people started claiming it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's even more moronic is that she's supposed to be playing an injun chick, which makes it all the more moronic looking on.
      People would be freaking out if they got some white girl with 1/128th injun blood for the role

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like queen latifah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sad thing about getting natives to play native parts
      there really aren't that many natives
      fewer still that actually *look* native
      fewer still that aren't messes because rez life is ass
      fewer still that can act
      fewer still that can act and be good
      casting an injun part has to be a nightmare
      probably why all the injuns are fat, or don't look native (and frankly suck at acting)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're telling me they couldn't get Amber Midthunder to star in this coveted role? They HAD to go for the Black person?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I for one am glad she wasn't dragged into this mess

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Amber Midthunder
          dude, too young and sexy. female directors can't handle something like this. they need their female characters to be men in an ugly/aging woman's body.

          sad thing about getting natives to play native parts
          there really aren't that many natives
          fewer still that actually *look* native
          fewer still that aren't messes because rez life is ass
          fewer still that can act
          fewer still that can act and be good
          casting an injun part has to be a nightmare
          probably why all the injuns are fat, or don't look native (and frankly suck at acting)

          they might've used the one esquimaux woman from the terror. she was good, tho maybe not able to play the rugged hardass cop

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          should have added even MORE conditions to that previous list
          >already looks physically capable as a woman
          >or willing to take roids to not look absolutely ridiculous manhandling men as a woman
          I sincerely doubt there is even a single person out there fitting that entire bill

          >Amber Midthunder
          dude, too young and sexy. female directors can't handle something like this. they need their female characters to be men in an ugly/aging woman's body.

          [...]
          they might've used the one esquimaux woman from the terror. she was good, tho maybe not able to play the rugged hardass cop

          I loved the terror and I barely remember her speaking

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >remember her speaking
            iirc her character didn't have a tongue or something

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              lol
              just more evidence that that list is too difficult (probably)

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >travis cohle
    >tuttle united

    incredibly desperate writing. can't wait for this to end with "the real yellow king....is systemic racism"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the king is not yellow, nor blue... it's white

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh frick sake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      white supremacists beating up asians? the yellow kang

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did they mention Travis Cohle? I was on my phone too much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ghost that led the old woman to the frozen corpses is Travis Cohle, she mentions his name

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          When the police take Rose back to her house after finding the ice bodies

          Oh shit ok thanks. I'm assuming they didn't directly say whether or not he's related to Rust. I hope not. I think mentioning Tuttle is enough of a reference to season 1 even if its just a red herring

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            so rusts dad is a spirit?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When the police take Rose back to her house after finding the ice bodies

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS OVER

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im halfway thru ep 2
    i feel less micro aggressions against me, so it is more tolerable
    sometimes the animosity between characters is tiresome but i guess thats tv every character needs to have a past grudge

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really because as different as they were Rust and Marty bounced back and forth and clearly clicked the moment they met even with the downturns in their friendship. Manufacturing constant tension between leads is a woman's idea of interesting. Marty and Rust would party together and even go on double dates when they were both cops. Before Maggie fricked him Rust even went to Marty's house all the time eventually.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we took what people liked about season 1 and made it gay and lame with female leads

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope this whole thing doesn’t turn out to be some twin peaks vengeful native antartic spirit possess people to get revenge on whitey. They’ve name dropped the Tuttles as hidden money and Travis Cohles ghost is helping guide detectives, it’s time for them to reveal that this is a war between Satan and God. My guess is the spiral will be likened back to some native creation myth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >antartic
      Swing and a miss.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would have been fricking awesome. It's going to be gay shit like racism instead. I'd love for it to just straight up be some demonic entity from old forgotten history.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the goddamn webm of fricking from the first ep, you fricks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When animals, dogs and cats especially do that shake it looks satisfying, but if I try it I get a headache, whats the secret

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They shake their bodies, not their heads
        It's akin to what athletes do jumping up and loosening arms before a race, the head goes side to side, not up and down

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he need sum milk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a she. And bears don't consume milk in the wild

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go anon

      On a related note,
      >song lyrics go "THAT YOU'LL CUM, THAT YOU'LL CUM"
      >synced with the exact moment when the guy is literally cumming
      What did they mean by this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rapes a guy
        >keeps bra on
        Hmmm

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2 female on male rape scenes in 2 episodes
          Not cool, HBO

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What did they mean by this?
        That women are actually extremely crass

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is aggressively homosexual. And entirely unnecessary. If the actress doesn't have the breasts for the scene or the physique to make her breasts look nice and cute then don't embarrass everyone involved in the production by showcasing them or "hiding" them like this. This gets no man excited. A dude watching this would go "what the frick?" and look at his watch or go for his phone because there is *nothing* actually gratifying or satisfying about this sex scene. And I don't want to see what looks like it could be interpreted as a black guy with a feminine penis riding a white guy who looks like he has to exude effort to keep from grimacing in discomfort/pain/regret.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the sex scenes in this season aren't for men, chudcel.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            neither is the show bro
            going to rewatch s1 torrents instead

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They clearly want the sex to be non-titilating for men. Both women who fricked Marty were naked and wild and hot. These showrunners want to give the complete OPPOSITE to punish the men and empower the women. They bought the TD brand and paid Jodie so they know it will be seen no matter what. Such a safe bet that they can go all out with their agenda, and they have.

          But I don't have to watch it. I saw ep 1 and saw the writing on the wall.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eddie Murphy with breasts and tattoos.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The side profile looks a lot like the Inuit snow beast from The Terror

        I really hope this whole thing doesn’t turn out to be some twin peaks vengeful native antartic spirit possess people to get revenge on whitey. They’ve name dropped the Tuttles as hidden money and Travis Cohles ghost is helping guide detectives, it’s time for them to reveal that this is a war between Satan and God. My guess is the spiral will be likened back to some native creation myth

        >Travis Cohles ghost
        Please for the love of lazy writing, tell me this isn't a Cinemaphile joke. Please tell me they've resorted to something so outright moronic as this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s true

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Please for the love of lazy writing, tell me this isn't a Cinemaphile joke. Please tell me they've resorted to something so outright moronic as this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am not watching after this episode. Issa Lopez is a hack.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      me every afternoon I wake up

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's trash

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dem keeds
    sallahkhan thankabow

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was funny in season 3 when they mentioned Marty and Rust and did the whole "Maybe this case is like their case" thing only for it to end up not being like that at all. Seems like they're just playing that straight this time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only for it to end up not being like that at all
      you didn’t pay attention. you didn’t comprehend.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >name drop the Franklin scandal in front of millions
      >show is blatantly referencing the west Memphis 3
      >show the infamous Wikileaks pedo symbol doc in front of millions
      >uhmm akshully elite protected pedophilia is a myth and hysteria and this has nothing to do with this season at all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the Franklin scandal really was when the bad guys won
        rip Gary Caradori

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only for it to end up not being like that at all
        you didn’t pay attention. you didn’t comprehend.

        I mean it wasn't even a pedophile thing, it was a Chicken magnate giving his crazy daughter a fake kid and killing people to cover it up.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU SHILL NO ONE IS WATCHING THIS STOP BUMPING YOUR THREADS OF THIS WOKESHIT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only acceptable nonshill posts on tv are sneed, mario naharis, big guy for you im cia, and sam hyde

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mario naharis
        how did this guy become so famous? especially since they replaced him with a generic laidback adventurer after one season

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Terror S01 is better than this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      obviously

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but ive already watched the terror s01

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand witchcraft older than the ice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Devil is older than the Earth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can dig that but witches at the crab factory know this?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That old lady who saw Travis just fricking sucks as a narrative device. "Oooh, I am here to tell you that mysterious things are happening, and there are dark cosmic forces at play, ooooh, very spooky yes, oooooh"

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf was Annie K’s problem? Why was the trailer so schizo?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've cracked the case

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      random anon cracked it a few hours after the first episode dropped

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's even dumber than where this is headed. Not a chance it goes like that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not a chance it goes like that
          yeah, in relaity it will be even dumber than that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of this explains the pile of corpses frozen together.

        What's more likely is the scientists represent colonialism, and have been fricking local women (and abusing them) and polluting the landscape (see bar fight in ep 2) and this is just basic revenge killing motivating by native spiritual beliefs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If this is the case then this has already been done far better in Wind River

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats actually kino, ngl. Still want to know why the kid cops father is such a lazy butthole.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's most likely in on it in some way, maybe not the annie murder itself but still involved in an adjacent cover-up, some corruption stuff that has to be kept secret

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's even dumber than where this is headed. Not a chance it goes like that

        >Not a chance it goes like that
        yeah, in relaity it will be even dumber than that

        this isn't that far-fetched or dumb actually bros. fungi are pretty interesting and weird organisms. I once lived in an old rental house (built 1905) that had an out-of-control species of Cladosporium producing dozens of independent sporulating colonies (Cladosporium has over 700 species under the genus btw) and my mental state and physical health dramatically changed within the 2 years that I lived there, and then shifted again to basically normal within 3 months of living in a building that was clean, and was built in 2015. I'm quite fit and an infantry vet, so i always try to stay in shape, which is why i eventually became moldpilled due to the health problems i started having, and nothing was making sense.

        that being said, im disappointed in the season far.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This doesnt make sense. Why would they be making sandwich tiktoks and watching ferris buellers day off if they were all infected and knew they were going to die? So far it seems like one of them went crazy and killed the others. Why would fungi force them to fold their clothes lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And they all reach the same stage at the same time more or less. Fungi are well known for not liking messes however.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Fungi are well known for not liking messes however

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't the plot of Prophecy ( the one with the bear)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is a supernatural element to this season that cannot be explained away as hard sci-fi. Jodie "hallucinated" a child saying "She's awake", which is the same thing the convulsing scientist said. Then you have the old woman who can "see" spirits, and that cannot be a hallucination because it guided her directly to the bodies.

        Also, the fungus theory ignores the importance of water, and it has been two episodes in a row that the water supply is fricked.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          water had been fricked for three days on episode 1, so about as long as the scientists disappeared. it's linked for sure

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just arrived from getting beer and cigs.
    What did I miss, TDbros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can old b***hes like her even get anymore?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jodie is so fricking hot, I just wanna make her cum!
        GILF!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was not prepared for the turn when danvers stabbed the police captain in the gut, totally caught me offguard

        tbqh Jodie looks pretty hot there, if you can pretend they wouldn't sag down a foot or more if she took the bra off

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that is why xev should have kept the bra on

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are we getting a webm?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was not prepared for the turn when danvers stabbed the police captain in the gut, totally caught me offguard

        >my grandma watches this shit
        Better tell her to go find something else to watch

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >grandma starts raping faster than eminem

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was not prepared for the turn when danvers stabbed the police captain in the gut, totally caught me offguard

        I've never had sex standing up
        I didn't even think this position was possible wtf

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have they explained how the Black person is related to the fat dye haired unhinged girl?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it’s her sister. Navarro had a flashback to their mom having a breakdown and yelling at them when they were kids so the sister probably inherited her mental illness

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get that, but why is one of them black... and has a hispanic last name?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she is supposed to be native too, but cast a black actor instead of a indigenous actor. Just like how Monica from Yellowstone is played by a euroasian instead of a native.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the toothbrush sharing in this? DISGUSTING

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please, PLEASE, have the kid to be Leon for a faithful RE 2 adaptation, I GUARANTEE it's free money!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Netflix has the rights to RE and apparently they hate money. They'd rather do a full 180°, crazy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Retatds could have him being pussywipped by a chinese femme fatale, quips here and there, BUT THEY HATE MONEY AND PLEASING THE FANS!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking the same thing when he was wearing that turtleneck.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was not prepared for the turn when danvers stabbed the police captain in the gut, totally caught me offguard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, now overact the vinegar strokes. Damnit you two, not disgusting enough, another take!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M ACTING

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm cooooooming!

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with all the gross sex this season? I don't care about sex scenes but I have zero desire to watch these people have sex.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      woman director/writer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lol'd at her walking in and asking if he wanted to do a sex and they implied he can't because he already did some with pr0n

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first one was legitimately revolting the dyke is gross as frick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fricking a man
        >dyke

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're not separating the art from the artist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      feminists get off on displaying unattractive sexuality like in their protests. i guess they feel like they're insulting men or something

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe I gave this garbage a courtesy twenty minutes. It's so unbelievably bad

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >missed the episode watching Bills choking kino

    looks like I made the right decision

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does the ice not melt with this hottie pattotie on the field

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      isnt that the guy from Def Leppard?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one-armed drummer?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          singer guy the blonde one what ever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      isnt that the guy from Def Leppard?

      The one-armed drummer?

      guess not

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IFYOUWANNABEMYLOVER!

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this type of show that plays a fricking song every five minutes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best way to manipulate viewers
      Shitty, but affective

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are the songs at least appropriate in setting mood like

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyhcy4_XsP4

      had to watch old season 1 scenes just to feel good again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends, do you think the Beach Boys are appropiate for setting the mood in an Alaskan murder mystery?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends, do you think the Beach Boys are appropiate for setting the mood in an Alaskan murder mystery?

        that's unironically the worst thing about the show so far. it's tonally all over the place. it feels like stranger things kiddie goofiness one minute and then grim dark wannabe season 1 ness the next. season 1 had some lite moments but it was mostly just sarcasm from marti.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a very, very indie/woman technique.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tuttle family has presumably expanded into technology sector in order to continue their occult practices and influence
    >ghost of Travis Cohle contacts ex wife
    >the origin and meaning of “the spiral” is going to be revealed

    Noided

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the origin and meaning of “the spiral” is going to be revealed

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and now it matters cause its a bunch of white men???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bix nood

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    had to watch old season 1 scenes just to feel good again

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The show might be bad, the threads discussing it are kino

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    terrible, not a single bit of TD's essence

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lack of ominous ambience sounds is so noticeable

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        any scene without dialog has had music that seems entirely unrelated to anything going on

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If rust actually helped out in alaska, why didn’t he have more dirt on tuttle/talk about it with marty?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He forgot.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so now True Detective is a soap opera with smartphones and socialnetworks, comercial songs and sex scenes in every episode

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt there will be a sex scene in ep 3, they just wanted to show both of the female leads getting laid for some reason and now it's out of the way.
      Rust and Marty both got at least one sex scene and no one complained about that...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least the sex was relevant to each character's emotional development in S1, that and it was actually hot. This time it's just a weird flex and ugly people having gross, passionless sex.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Umm sweaty women use men for sex, get over it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not denying the women are ugly and their sex is cold and meaningless
            nice bait tho

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They weren't sweaty at all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least this sex scene showed more about Danvers’ relationship with that other cop, that they have a history and he might not be happy about her keeping the case. Not sure the relevance of the native dude who owns the restaurant yet though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I could sense the sexual tension when jodie was putting the groceries away for the state cop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no one complained about that
        look at the girls in those scenes, no one would complain about that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rust and Marty both got at least one sex scene and no one complained about that...
        Rust's scene is constantly joked about because it was like 20 seconds, and Marty's cut away because it's tasteless to portray the scene in such a way. But the women kept their bras on which is totally empowering and makes it acceptable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >men having sex is degrading
        >women having sex is empowering

        Both sex scenes in S1 were not good. Marty was cheating, Rust was being used to cheat. In S4 it's now about strong women fricking because they want to use a man to get off. While wearing their bras.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's what women want

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Showrunner is now a moron Hispanic woman so this is what you get...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually a blonde israelite with a hispanic name

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Makes more sense why she is such a nasty subversive.
          https://www.polygon.com/24033358/true-detective-night-country-issa-lopez-interview-spoiler-free

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally just Werewolf: The Apocalypse. The spiral is the Wyrm and the Tuttles are Pentex.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bra on sex, again
    What the frick?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Us men would enjoy it then for the "wrong" reasons. I bet they put soft dongs in though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet they put soft dongs in though.
        That happened in this episode.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ I hope whoever wrote that gers struck by lightning.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in english doc!
      True Detective was known for its incredible writing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought DJ Qualls died.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2024
      >In English, Doc!
      Women are literally in the 70s in terms of writing

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a joke, but this is actually Rust's Dad? They're really going to destroy S1's legacy because they can't make up anything good of their own, aren't they?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what women do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought it was a joke, but this is actually Rust's Dad?

      Yeah. We now suddenly have like a 5% chance of an actual Rust cameo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why did you go back to Alaska
        >Had something to see to
        Great now I need to rewatch S1

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >talking to some civilian on phone
    >something captivates you
    >civilian "h-hello? are you still there?"

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting real sick of YouTube spamming this bullshit as an unskippable ad. I literally do not care. I maybe might've watched something with Jodie Foster as a lead. But not "Old ass Jodie Foster investigates lame girl shit with Ving Rhames in the adventures of That Show You Liked: Only Gay"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ving Rhames
      Fricking lol anon, I was wondering who that muttess reminded me of

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with Ving Rhames

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ving Rhames
      if she starts sucking on chickens feet im going to lose it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ving Rhames
      for all you zoomeranons, Ving Rhames is the black guy in Mission Impossible flicks

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you'll never creampie gilf jodie and cuddle after
    Why? This world is too cruel.
    Not a shill, btw, just drunk and smoking cigs hoping for a good TD in Rust's honor.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and it matters now because a 18 white men brutally died under bizarre circumstances?

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLOOD IS BLOOD PETER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when she left us, she didn't steal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >family values bad

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cgin moneyn went into songs licencing
    Eh, I'm fine with that

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"he's an animal!"
    guy smacked his son once for siding with his work enemy over him and has been completely passive for 2 episodes aside from one passive aggressive comment while he receives multiple

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know, shits so moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know, shits so moronic

      Women.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        On the midnight shift I am rarely sober.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know, shits so moronic

      Yeah, going in I knew it would be like this. There are no fricking stakes. These women are never going to be in virtual peril or life-threatening physical altercations that they can't win. If they got overpowered and the frick beaten out of them only to later recover and somehow overcome the odds then, wow. But they'd never do that. In girl's stories the women are never under major duress. They beat every opponent because they're written to. Never an interesting struggle. Season 4 is a Lifetime Movie with heightened production value. It only serves to makes the series prior look better in every conceivable way.

      Indeed. Laughable execution and pitiful it is called True Detective at all.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You notice how in every scene of this show everybody's clothing is pristine? No water marks on their pant cuffs, no smudges on their jackets, the snow never sticks to anything, no stains on anything? I started seeing it and its helping me ignore how bad the writing is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In a couple scenes their boots had ice, IIRC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, going in I knew it would be like this. There are no fricking stakes. These women are never going to be in virtual peril or life-threatening physical altercations that they can't win. If they got overpowered and the frick beaten out of them only to later recover and somehow overcome the odds then, wow. But they'd never do that. In girl's stories the women are never under major duress. They beat every opponent because they're written to. Never an interesting struggle. Season 4 is a Lifetime Movie with heightened production value. It only serves to makes the series prior look better in every conceivable way.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        See also: why the Captain Marvel movies suck.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly anon. Somewhere along the line it got twisted that female superheroes were popular because of women. This was and has never been the case. Female superheroes were cool because men wrote them to be cool. They were sweet, supportive, feminine and physically active. They're presented as prospective pretend-girlfriends or "waifus" as zoomers call them. By reading positive romantic interaction between characters it encourages the readers to go out and seek those similar attributes in a potential mate. That's a long fricking way of saying that men write female characters the way other men like them. That's part of how the fricking business of selling what is basically drawings on toilet paper could stay afloat: guys writing and drawing what guys will buy and support.

          But women will come in, write a female character as her, get her comic canceled and then blame me for not buying her comic when in reality no man wants to subscribe to a version of a beloved character that is an insecure, entitled activist before she is an interesting, charismatic superhero. Instead of being selfless and sweet and supportive she's asexual, abrasive and arrogant.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the character is also really shit. got a powers and abilities list longer than fricking Superman and it's not even close.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            characters like this remind me of elementary school when kids would play made up games and try to one up each other. "well I have an invincibility ring" " well I have an anti invincibility ring"
            its content for slow people.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Girls look comicbooks and see the same shit so they try to ape it but they do it badly. Ultimately girl power, which is content that girls want to see where they're cool and beat all the boys and get all the positive attention, doesn't mesh at all with male power fantasy because what boy actively fantasizes in his own head women putting him down and never showing a romantic interest in him? On its head its moronic. You wouldn't write in a chad in Sex In The City who shits on all the women and boos everything and steals screentime away from the chicks so he can go go standup and then go do a podcast with his bros. Like, stop chasing the wrong fricking audience in the wrong demographic. They do this because they think there's money in it but girls don't frick with superheroes like that. They don't fantasize about national defense or think about walking into a room and considering how many other women she could fight and take down before either going down swinging or getting too fatigued to run away. They don't have the testosterone or the equipment that fuels the male power fantasy. This is why they have NO fricking business having so much influence over Star Wars. George Lucas will go to his fricking grave, the frick, saying that the story is intended "for everyone". It's a damn boy's sci-fi adventure story from beginning to end. It just has some cool elements that girls vibe with (partly because of cultural zeitgeist lets be fricking honest) but it was, is and always will be a Boys Brand. Men inherently understand this. I don't know why they just...let women ruin shit. Fricking step in, tell Kathleen and everyone else that they don't know what they're doing and just fricking take over. Do what a man is supposed to do and LEAD. Steer this motherfricking ship back to where its supposed to go. What're the incompetent women gonna do? Whoop our ass? Please. Kathleen has no passion for this shit and men would sooner die cursing her to hell than accept her gay vision

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this copy pasta? Are you seriously crying over Star Wars being boy toy fantasy? Who gives a frick

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Girls look comicbooks and see the same shit so they try to ape it but they do it badly. Ultimately girl power, which is content that girls want to see where they're cool and beat all the boys and get all the positive attention, doesn't mesh at all with male power fantasy because what boy actively fantasizes in his own head women putting him down and never showing a romantic interest in him? On its head its moronic. You wouldn't write in a chad in Sex In The City who shits on all the women and boos everything and steals screentime away from the chicks so he can go go standup and then go do a podcast with his bros. Like, stop chasing the wrong fricking audience in the wrong demographic. They do this because they think there's money in it but girls don't frick with superheroes like that. They don't fantasize about national defense or think about walking into a room and considering how many other women she could fight and take down before either going down swinging or getting too fatigued to run away. They don't have the testosterone or the equipment that fuels the male power fantasy. This is why they have NO fricking business having so much influence over Star Wars. George Lucas will go to his fricking grave, the frick, saying that the story is intended "for everyone". It's a damn boy's sci-fi adventure story from beginning to end. It just has some cool elements that girls vibe with (partly because of cultural zeitgeist lets be fricking honest) but it was, is and always will be a Boys Brand. Men inherently understand this. I don't know why they just...let women ruin shit. Fricking step in, tell Kathleen and everyone else that they don't know what they're doing and just fricking take over. Do what a man is supposed to do and LEAD. Steer this motherfricking ship back to where its supposed to go. What're the incompetent women gonna do? Whoop our ass? Please. Kathleen has no passion for this shit and men would sooner die cursing her to hell than accept her gay vision

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >watches marvel movied
          I would just keep that shit to yourself lol

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    screaming popsicle man is NOT kino. i'm trying to eat mozzarella sticks here

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I’m gonna have to be honest, I was actually entertained during this episode

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not great but it's far from unwatchable. Meh overall, but I'm not offended by it. yet

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh, mcs are lesbos! Lesbian mcs! Did I tell you they are dykes?!
    Kek
    ....ok, I'll stop.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black woman literally rapes a guy
    >it's a yas queen slay moment instead of outrage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s a yas queen slay moment

      I haven’t seen one positive comment about it, on any platform. The problem with strong women characters is when they’re written by women they just come off as c**ts, especially when the woman writer didn’t bother to put a man worth a damn or at least on equal footing for her to play off of. Nobody in the general audience believes that women act like or enjoy this, so it just comes off as preposterous.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I blah blah blah
        Have you seen moral outrage at a literal rape scene?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      both female cop MCs have no committed rape on screen
      one of them broke into a guy's house too
      imagine if male cop broke into his gf's house with a gun and it was played for laughs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She still has returned his toothbrush. I'm so glad they gave us this plot point

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like he can just buy another one. His mom gave him that one.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          family heirloom aye

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here's that abandoned trailer no one saw the reclusive scientist ever use in this small town where everyone knows everyone

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    virus theory confirmed

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, there's only Black folk and dykes in alaska, according to this show at least

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've wanted to frick Jodie Foster since seeing in her play a prostitute. She's like 62 and can still get it.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girlbosses keep their bras on during sex, didn't you know?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought bras were the patriarchy and they want to free the nipple? I guess I shouldn't expect consistency from women.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Men will enjoy the nipples and the women would be degrading themselves for toxic male enjoyment. This season is for punishing men.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This season is for punishing viewers who enjoy good writing

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Likes? Dislikes?

    Good questions I suppose. Here's another question though: Why is Casey Bloys, Chairman and CEO of HBO and Max Content, paying a "secret army" to shill his garbage shows?

    >former HBO employee accused the network’s former president of original programming Casey Bloys of hiring a “secret army” to troll critics who post less-than-stellar reviews of their shows, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

    >HBO recently responded to these accusations stemming from a former employee’s wrongful termination suit. The network did not dispute the claim that Bloys and another HBO executive ordered former executive assistant Sully Temori to troll high-profile critics and other commenters.

    >“We are not going to comment on select exchanges between programmers and errants tweets,” it continued.

    Are you saying all these posts, all these clowns bumping, all these idiots replying to themselves are just... paid viral marketers?!???

    >McCaffrey wrote, “Is there a way to create a dummy account that can’t be traced to us to do his bidding?”

    >In response, Bloys reportedly texted, “Maybe a Twitter user should tweet that that’s a pretty blithe response to what soldiers legitimately go through on [the] battlefield.”

    >“Do you have a secret handle? Couldn’t we say especially that it’s D-Day to dismiss a soldier’s experience like that seems pretty disrespectful?” the text continued.

    >Bloys allegedy wanted a “mole” at “arms length” from top management was necessary to do this.

    >He insisted, “We just need a random to make the point and make her feel bad.”

    What do we think Viral Marketing bros????? Likes???? Dislikes????

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now here's the real detective mystery

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"secret army"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cheyenne roundtree

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    schzio scribbling "sneed"?
    what does it mean

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      virus theory confirmed

      They are really doing the "creepy writing, drawings" thing?? That is like 10 year old me sending zalgo text messages to my friends.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how else would people know the scientists were going insane?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they would add that Cyprus Hill song to the playlist in uncomfortably obvious places or put a specifically designed tattoo across the scientist foreheads...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You had a pretty shitty childhood if you knew what zalgo was when you were 10.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enter trailer
    "you're in car cozy now"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PLAP PLAP PLAP WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING PREGNANT?? ITS SOOO DRYARRRGHHHHHHH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that dude was doing his best to frick up the scene just so they could get another take and the director was not having it LOL that is awful

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ACTING!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My hands would never stop roaming her sexy legs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go anon

      On a related note,
      >song lyrics go "THAT YOU'LL CUM, THAT YOU'LL CUM"
      >synced with the exact moment when the guy is literally cumming
      What did they mean by this?

      So anons, who had the better sex scene? Which guy would you rather be?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        With Jodie of course

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jodie a cute but I'm the assman

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO
      who fricks like this? Is he making these faces on purpose? Is it supposed to be weird? Context me up anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        jodie hasn't been fricked with a dick for the last 45 years or so and doesn't know how to act accordingly

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not talking about her, I'm talking about the guy, he looks like he's fricking broken glass

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jodie is a homosexual IRL likely as a result of early hollywood molestation. As she's dyke she doesn't know the first thing about convincing sex. Notice how they're not on a bed so Jodie can feasibly wrestle herself to her feet. Her partner isn't younger so he can't overpower her. She's "facing her attacker head on" with that weird fricking look in her eyes. It's all the signs of a chick that's been raped trying to illicit some form of intimacy on the spot. This is the look of a failed marriage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's the 9th Doctor Who. he was trying to regenerate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Built for reckless gripping

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      worst sex faces ive ever seen. why do women write goofy shit like this?
      >fricking on a table at like 60 years old
      suuuuuuuureeee thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! *wheezing* *eyes cross*
      Thanks a lot, "intimacy coordinators"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"intimacy coordinators"
        i forgot these were even a thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just another pointless sex scene

      HBO never learns
      nobody wants to see this shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ah frick that's rough

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is this? Some comedy about post-climax and prostate cancer sex? Like Something's Gotta Give with Diane Keaton and Jack Nickolson

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As shit as parts of the show are, the setting is comfy I’m not going to lie. Not knowing what time it is and the snow and lights everywhere.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a vibe I’m sure they’ll take for granted with garbage writing. Tonally it’s already too schizo. Music cues every other scene. It’s all over the place makes me appreciate season 1 more. I’m guessing the behavior of this cult will be explained as a scientific reaction more so than a group of Satan worshippers

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys are all my frens

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than the first episode. Unfortunately though, the female writing is still bleeding through

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      as females are wont to do

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real kino are these td threads

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you frick up polar horror with fricking pop songs. The foundation was already laid multiple times in the past few years. The Terror, Hold the Dark, The North Water, Solitude, who's bright idea was it to put eminem songs or whatever the frick in this show.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real true detectives are the friends we made along the way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t wait for Rust to show up and say this in episode 8

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the real detective work is all the gross sex I had along the way
      Empowering.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be fun piecing together the plot from posts here, 'cause I'm not wasting my time with this shit anymore. Cheers to the anons posting the funnies, your resolve is stronger than mine.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Based anon taking an unnecessary chance on a 3-day for all of CinemaphileX users to enjoy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there a Cinemaphilex equivalent for firefox, and is Cinemaphile-x.net shit or worth it?
      recently switched away from chrome

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I literally downloaded the Greasemonkey app and grabbed the latest script from Cinemaphile-x earlier today. I know, the name makes it sound like its fricking stupid but its legit. It's worth it, too. Chrome sucks wiener.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ty anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally?

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Leon Kennedy. I'm sure they will kill him in a really stupid and annoying way

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrific. That's Terrific.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So whats up with tongue, was the mystery cracked?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's annie's tongue which the killer scientists kept in a fridge for the past six years for some reason. metaphorically to shut the up after he already killed her or something

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it has something to do with the cellular decay or whatever, hence why they kept it ?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ye, guess we'll see.
          i'm more confused by how this dead chick could've fricked with the scientist and nobody would notice or bring that up after her murder. they're gonna pull the
          >whole town and their mother was on it and swept it under the rug

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You guys were the night country all along.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dead girl was banging one of the researchers so there's the link but no other answers yet

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When he's playing the video from the phone you can clearly see the overlays edges moving. This is wall to wall amateur hour.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhhh bros, Verizon just sent me an email saying they know I torrented this episode. I've pirated plenty of things plenty of times but this is a first. They said they can terminate my service if I get caught again. What do I do?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use a VPN, moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Recommend me a free one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Send then a smilie. Verizon loves smilies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      isnt it funny how networks can put their own shit up and bust people who find it? i think its funny. they will even send you a letter if you pay for said network. also funny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rip in piece anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THE LAND OF THE FREE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say switch to Spectrum but those Black folk are hitting me for $80 a month now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So they know everything we do then huh

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marty saw Season 4 and saw how fricking horrible and disgusting and was and how he'll have be contractually obligated to make an appearance

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Billie Eyelash OP
    why are women like this? why must they desecrate kino?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt know what you meant by this as i have not seen 4 yet. now i understand and feel insulted. 7 minutes in and 4 songs have played.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    About to make myself a grilled cheese and rewatch True Detective S01E01. Frick this gay shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm at episode 3 already

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good man

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >native girl fricks white guys
    >gets killed
    >wahhhh this is le heckin genocide
    First Killers of the Flower Moon, now this?
    stick to your teepees and firewater and shut up

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's written by the same troony looking Latino broad who did Tigers Are Not Afraid. It's going to (continue to) be garbage.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the deal with Danver’s adopted daughter’s face tattoo? I know it’s part of her culture, but why is Danvers so against it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably doesn't want her getting sucked back into her deadbeat community
      Better she keeps a clean face and goes off to college and makes something of herself

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That makes sense, she seems to have little respect for the natives. Of course, she was apparently married to one....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s a chud

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone mentioned Jodie Foster (real life dyke) bonded with her Indian step-daughter over realizing the homosexual sex tape the latter had just filmed on her phone wasn't with someone who was underage?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's not even 17

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >good guy cop character is more angry that her diverse daughter filmed evidence of statutory rape than the crime itself
        Lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could be Romeo and Juliet laws. But filming it automatically makes it Captain Planet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >good guy cop character is more angry that her diverse daughter filmed evidence of statutory rape than the crime itself
        Lol

        Didn’t they say she was 15 in the first episode
        Then say she was 16 in the same one
        Is she 17 now? Is she going to be 23 by the final episode?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The native girl is 17. The white twink girl is 16

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thawed and alive researcher is going to just die during the surgery, or if he survives he'll just spout gibberish, right?

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when will they learn that writing men like women and women like men will never work?

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Verizon. Please recommend vpns

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Land of the free

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was pretty dang fast

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember like 10 years ago I got one of these for downloading some porn and they told me I had to login in to this one website or be subjected to a lawsuit. It was bait to scare me into paying like $2k.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I torrent all the time with no VPN and haven’t had shit happen to me ever. I’m in the UK though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      privateinternetaccess
      i used to get those in the mail, haven't had any issues in years

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just stream from FMovies or Levidia. There's no point in downloading episodes unless youre trying to create your own media server.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mullvlad is the popular one amongst net sec guys

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY THE FRICK DOES NOT EVERYBODY IN THIS SHOW HAVE SEX WITH CLOTHES ON? I COULD HAVE GOTTEN POST-PRIME JODIE breasts AAAAAAAAHHH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's alaska, too cold to go full naked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with bras on is dumb girl shit. Just like when, as soon as sex is over, she crawls off the man and hastily covers her breasts up like she has something to hide or sex is magically over after one orgasm.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'll probably use this website for the rest of TD, thanks.

    I torrent all the time with no VPN and haven’t had shit happen to me ever. I’m in the UK though

    Yea, I've never had this issue before I really don’t know what was different this time

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two episodes in and there isn't anything close to Vinceposting. 2/10 show so far

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dem keedz

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Episode 2 needed more pointless jumpscares.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. my mom

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW THE FRICK IS THAT ONE SCIENTIST FROZEN SOLID IN SNOW ACTUALLY ALIVE

    HOW IS THAT NOT A HUGE DEAL AND THE FOCUS OF THE EPISODE, HE JUST GOES OFF TO SURGERY AND THAT'S FRICKING IT? THAT'S IT? HOW ON EARTH, HE WAS NAKED BURIED UP TO HIS NECK IN SNOW FOR DAYS. AND THE REST OF THE EPISODE IS FRICKING DIVERSIONARY BULLSHIT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not asking the right questions. You should be asking: If it wasn't white people, would ya'll even care?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      witchcraft

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw they try to somehow explain it as something scientific instead of supernatural (or simply ignore it)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the cells bro. But also Fortitude already did this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I like how that was the whole episode tease and then fricking nothing.
      Frick, I should go watch Season 1 to see how good a few opening episodes can be.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would (you) live in Ellis, AK?

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >White men literally ripped out a native woman’s tongue and then tested scientific experiments against the laws of nature on her
    Why can’t the writing be better because this is kind of a cool premise

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the sleeper has awakened

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This can’t be real, right
      Why are they so desperately trying to tie the symbology from S1 in
      Come up with new symbology! Your spooky lovecraft universe can have multiple cults

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's no point comparing it to the first season. They never understood what made the first season great, they think the supernatural shit is what people want. These people are moronic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This can’t be real, right
      Why are they so desperately trying to tie the symbology from S1 in
      Come up with new symbology! Your spooky lovecraft universe can have multiple cults

      I love how Rust's mom just happens to know about the spooky spiral that happened to be the center of Rust's investigation where he encountered it for the first time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I need to watch the first season again, but wasn't Rust's Mom in Texas?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Season 1: Rust’s mom was a deadbeat who ran out on them
        >Season 4: actually Rust’s mom was a brave heroine who was also connected to the spirit world and wanted to solve crimes

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf heppened here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      guy has probably heard it from everybody he knows and is tired of hearing it i dunno

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah bro he seems to know more than he's letting on about the production or some shit
        And he look's annoyed that they turned his show into glorified fan fiction

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no i agree i think it could be what youre saying and hes tired of hearing it. i mean id definitely dog my pal about his shit getting fricked up too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're essentially piggybacking off his writing to make their artless dreck.
      >remember all these references to Season 1??!!!
      >Y'know, the season critics and everyone loved???!!
      >We're connected!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find it kind of strange that he would be so not involved. Like he surely had to sign off on it, why would be want so much distance? Or did he have absolutely zero control over this happening.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Or did he have absolutely zero control over this happening
        seems like the producer credits just carried over automatically and werent something he bargained for if anons post is right and i retain the ability to read:

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >deserves
          Imagine barf in a bucket. Now add to that poop, a gallon of pus, human remains that melted in a tub, cancer and aids, and that's what the message, woke, dei, made for modern audiences, put a chick in it make her lame and gay is, that's added to a buffet and then they say bona petit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Judging by some of his other comments on his insta he had frick all to do with it
        He's really trying to distance himself from it

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Das Ding
    >Teh Black Goo
    >Transmute the water of life
    4(FOUR) more episodes lads

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tv chuds again prove they are too stupid to enjoy intellectual television

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's supposed to be an empowerment thing, she's a fricked up sex pest. Everyone fricking sucks here except like Peter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But left-wing incels have spent the last 4 years saying "All Cops Are Bad". Why do they suddenly like cops?

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did I not realize Sal from Deadwood is the old dad cop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good on him for getting work.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for them to show hank getting scammed by this russian person.
    A stunning and brave twist that's sure to be presented as something he deserves.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      his character has been beyond pathetic so far so the russian mail order bride thing seems right on point

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show kinda sucks but these threads are fun. Cheers, you fricks

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy our AI show yet? Or are you are bunch of chuddite (luddite + chud) to enjoy progress (the future is female and AI)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Metal they are my favorite band.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They signposted his involvement in both episodes so blatantly I was embarrassed for all involved.

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Witchcraft
    >Hey Blair
    BRAVO

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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