>Try to watch this for the first time. >Battles are confusing. >Can't keep up with the oversized cast

>Try to watch this for the first time
>Battles are confusing
>Can't keep up with the oversized cast
>The weird looking guy from Friends is only in the first episode
Is this why no one talks about this shit anymore?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres band of brothers threads all the time though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure? I don't think I've ever seen one

      I stopped watching midway through the second episode. I probably just got tired of the war theme. I'm just not the kind of person who would go to war. I don't understand these people.

      Weren't a lot of them drafted?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you sure? I don't think I've ever seen one
        >Searching for posts that contain ‘band of brothers’. Returning only first 1000 of 18055 results found.
        yeah pretty sure

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Weren't a lot of them drafted?
        I don't know, I'd rather kill myself or go into hiding than just go to war.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think you really get it. They have a way of molding you, of shaping your mind and body to that of a tool. Whether or not you accept it doesn't really matter. If you show up, you will be forced to undergo a change. That change might not make you what you perceive to be a soldier, but you won't be you. And plus, there's a lot of room for non-infantry.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't know, I'd rather kill myself or go into hiding than just go to war.
          Boy, you'd have been a lot of help against Hitler and Tojo. You disgusting little worm.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Id go to war to help Hitler just to save people from this israeli nightmare today

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped watching midway through the second episode. I probably just got tired of the war theme. I'm just not the kind of person who would go to war. I don't understand these people.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine invading a nation of incel neets
      you wouldn't even need guns

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm just not the kind of person who would go to war.
      Zoomers in a nutshell. Truly the worst generation.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine wanting to go to modern war where you can be killed by some dyel homosexual using a computer 4 km away without even knowing it all to help some oligarch get a little richer while you earn minimum wage. War has been exclusively an occupation for homosexuals since gunpowder became wide spread. It's no surprise gay shit like uniforms and corporal punishment became standard once gunpowder entered the scene.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bitter but true
          Although i'd argue war started to suck more with the invention of picrel

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >corporal punishment became standard once gunpowder entered the scene.

          soldiers and auxiliaries were getting flogged and executed since before the birth of Christ

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's true. I'd say the real difference between ancient and pre-modern-modern armies is the need to standardize your soldiers and dehumanize your enemies. Consider that PTSD wasn't a think prior to the Great War. Clearly some aspect of their training/conditioning contributed to some inability to process or live with the aftermath of war

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most soldiers in history died to exposure and disease.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this supposed to be ironic? I genuinly cannot fathom someone thinking like this.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. I'd rather watch Barbie again than this boring war crap.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I watched a war series and didn't like the war stuff
          Next, watch Star Trek and tell us how you don't like sci fi, aliens, and space ships.
          ultragay zoomer

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not an op and just said I'm sick of the war theme. While I do like some movies with that theme, they have really outstanding directing and camerawork. This show for this series and a half looks pretty faded.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's just not a lot to hook me into the show. I mean, the most interesting part is the interviews with veterans at the beginning of the episodes. Everything else moves at a glacial pace until an incomprehensible action sequence starts up. Who just got shot? Who fricking knows, none of these characters have been characterized enough for me to know or care

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There's just not a lot to hook me into the show. I mean,
          What then, because there is no cheesy meodrama or marvel quips every five minutes?
          >incomprehensible action sequence starts up. Who just got shot? Who fricking knows, none of these characters have been characterized enough for me to know or care
          It's war. It's supposed to chaotic and confusing.
          >Who fricking knows, none of these characters have been characterized enough for me to know or care
          You're not supposed to cry like a baby at every death. I find it highly disturbing though thatbyou apparantly so desensitised to on screen death you don't even understand the significance of it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What then, because there is no cheesy meodrama or marvel quips every five minutes?
            The entire first episode was like a shit version of the first half of Full Metal Jacket. It was boring and all shit I've seen before but better.
            >It's war. It's supposed to chaotic and confusing.
            I'm willing to accept that premise, but they also go through such pains to explain the context of what's happening before the fight that it seems odd to also make it impossible to follow as it's happening. Either have a 10 minute scene explaining the imminent engagement or make it impossible to follow what's happening. Doing both is stupid.
            >You're not supposed to cry like a baby at every death
            I'm not saying every death needs to be a dramatic send off of a character like it's walking dead, I'd just like to know WHO the frick died, which I never did.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Doing both is stupid.
              But that's how war is. They have generals and strategic planners coming up with detailed battle plans but the actual engagement is frenetic

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe something nice and clean where everyone stood in nice lines to shoot each other would be more his speed. Like pre revolutionary war stuff. Powdered wigs and gentleman's wars and all that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. I think its trolling anyway no one has such shit takes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. never met a woman

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don't count, they're allowed to have shit taste.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you Americans are so privileged and lucky to even have the option of "going" to war. If my country was at war it means a horde of raping murdering Russian orcs are coming to destroy everything. There would be no choice of going.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's one of the reasons we're the greatest country on earth. It's as much to do with geography as with anything our people do.
        Hence why we have to make up shit to be upset about like trannies or some dumb war in the perpetually death-lusty eastern Europe

        >There's a bunch of characters that (at least up to the second episode) get very little characterization yet I'm seemingly expected to know who everyone is.
        No you're not, the main characters from future episode tend to show up in the background or as minor characters in previous episodes. And every episode is fairly self contained, so you don't have to 100% keep track of everyone throughout the series outside of Winters and 2-3 other guys whoze name I forgot

        Eh maybe I didn't give it enough of a chance. I just felt like I was missing a lot each episode

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Eh maybe I didn't give it enough of a chance. I just felt like I was missing a lot each episode
          It actually gets better as the series go on. The episodes in the ardennes are tha absolute best.
          But you have to watch it with the mindset that these are just ordinary 20-somethings in one of the biggest conflixts in history.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >murdering Russian orcs
        if you're really caught up on dumb fantasy parallels, beware of voldymyrt!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        reddit

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Pacific rendered Band of Bothers obsolete
    >waah waah i want my western earopean theater
    Just watch a Bridge Too Far it's literally perfect

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A LONG TIME AGO I WUSH IN DA NETHERLANDSH

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SNAFU is quite tiresome as a character. It pulls me out of the series.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Abysmal taste. SNAFU is a bro

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made it to the scene where they had ketchup sauce and army noodles then puked them up whilst jogging.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why attention span became a meme for everyone who looks at what zoomers became.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I'm just a low attention span brainlet, but I loved the Sopranos and having a low attention span is usually the criticism people make of people who didn't enjoy it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        same

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't keep up with the cast? what are you 80+? In today's tv world casts have only gotten bigger. Man/ female/ black / white / token Asian, random gay. If you can't keep up with BoB you can just stop watching tv.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I hope this is a bait thread

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Battles are confusing
    tell everyone you've never seen combat without telling everyone

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at captain america here

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not rooting for the arctic nations
        what a gay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen combat and I'm proud to say that lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's an odd requirement for watching a tv show

      Can't keep up with the cast? what are you 80+? In today's tv world casts have only gotten bigger. Man/ female/ black / white / token Asian, random gay. If you can't keep up with BoB you can just stop watching tv.

      There's a bunch of characters that (at least up to the second episode) get very little characterization yet I'm seemingly expected to know who everyone is. They might as well all be faceless soldiers at this point aside from the guy from office space

      God I hope this is a bait thread

      Sorry to disappoint. I wanted to like it

      >I'm just not the kind of person who would go to war.
      Zoomers in a nutshell. Truly the worst generation.

      REEEE why won't you go to some shithole country to die for no reason vietnam iraq korea and ukraine are super important and worth your life because.... they just ARE, okay?!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There's a bunch of characters that (at least up to the second episode) get very little characterization yet I'm seemingly expected to know who everyone is.
        No you're not, the main characters from future episode tend to show up in the background or as minor characters in previous episodes. And every episode is fairly self contained, so you don't have to 100% keep track of everyone throughout the series outside of Winters and 2-3 other guys whoze name I forgot

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best show ever made

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You might have legit brain issues if frickin BoB is too hard to follow lol

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like American world war 2 movies because they were the bad guys in that war and Fuhrer is my hero

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People falling for bad bait

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sledge's dad straight up tells him that war isn't like his comics
    >Sledge enlists anyway, gets irrevocably traumatized by the experience
    >

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The US popping in for a war no one in the west understood to begin with at the time for literally nothing is very American

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We were invited by the Japanese

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the times when troll posts were simply ignored.
    For frick sake, the state of this site.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. I think its trolling anyway no one has such shit takes

      Not a troll. Find some other way to cope with the fact that not everyone will enjoy your boomer shit

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked the spaghetti

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can't you keep up with the huge cast when in the 20 years since it came out almost everyone in the cast became an instantly recogniseable actor?

    Even characters who only had 1 or 2 scenes were played by actors like Tom Hardy, Simon Pegg and James McAvoy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autistic facial blindness. The only two I recognized were the guy from office space and the guy from friends

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you didnt recognize Jimmy Fallon?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hilariously, no I didn't.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you didnt recognize Jimmy Fallon?

            here you go

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sitting on your bayonet?
        leave the singing to luz

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