>try watching into spiderverse 2018

>try watching into spiderverse 2018
>actaully your so smart that you couldn't possibly get all your answers wrong
dropped the movie right here

am i to assume that the teacher gave a test with an even spread of true and false answers?
saying someone should score at least 50% on a true/false test is a complete mitwit take of understanding probability and RNG

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter if the spread isn't even. Each question has a 50/50 shot of being correct. The probabilities are independent of one another.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if the whole true/false test only had true answers? then it would be a 0% you fricking moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wouldn't matter. The test taker doesn't know the answers beforehand. To them, the outcome of each question is still 50/50 true/false. The more you try to prove yourself wrong, the more fricking stupid you look.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is only 1 way to get every answer wrong. Any change would result in a right answer somewhere. Answering 3 questions means 2 * 2 * 2 possible combinations (not scores, but possible answers).

        100 questions means there are 2^100 possible combinations of true/false answers, only one of which gets a 0 score.

        That means there is a 1 out of 1267650600228229401496703205376 chance someone would randomly get a 0%.

        That is pretty unlikely.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is why statistics should be taught in schools.
          Lets say you have 10 true or false questions and answer randomly. As you noticed, the outcomes (every combination of results) are all equally likely; however, getting the first question right and the rest wrong is a different outcome than getting the second question right and the rest wrong, despite both outcomes having the same overall score of one question answered correctly out of 10.
          If we start counting, we notice that there is 1 outcome for getting all questions right and one for getting them all wrong, then there's 10 possible outcomes for getting just one question right (or one wrong), then there are 45 outcomes where two questions are right (or two wrong), there are 120 combinations with 3 questions right (or 3 wrong), and so on (there is a simple formula to calculate that, you can check by counting). Overall the outcomes are 2 ^ 10 = 1024.
          So, the chances of having ALL questions wrong is 1/1024 = ~0.1%
          The chances of having three questions right are 120/1024 = ~ 10%
          The chances of having five: 252/1024 = ~25%
          This effect is more pronounced the more questions there are. And so, the chances of answering 0/100 would be 1 / 2^100. That's very, very small: 0.000000000000000000000000008%
          So what about getting exactly 50 right? 8% (formula: 100! / 50! / 50! / 2^100 )
          There's actually a 99.99% chance of getting between 30 to 70 questions right, if you're guessing each question randomly. Crazy how that works!
          As you see, getting suspicious was quite reasonable

          >That means there is a 1 out of 1267650600228229401496703205376 chance someone would randomly get a 0%.
          >That is pretty unlikely.
          Ah bit anon, it isn't exactly zero chance.
          Which means that contrarian moron that think they are smart get to point this out and think they've made a good point, instead of realising that if something that unlikely happens in real life, people will flag it as suspicious and use there experience of Miles and figure out what is going on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      to get a perfect 0 he would have had to study to learn all of the correct answers to choose only the wrong ones in a t/f test, that makes even less sense that he would study to intentionally fail when statistically he should fail by just selecting randomly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost like he's fourteen and doesn't put much thought into his actions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The teacher clearly states that he got every answer wrong by knowing the right answer and choosing the opposite. You're the idiot, OP, but thanks for playing.

      It’s perfectly realistic for kids to want to underperform on purpose, OP

      50% is definitely overestimating, but getting 0 answers correct is extremely unlikely, even if the person didn't know the answer to any of the questions.

      >go to college
      >all the tests are yes/no questions
      lmao american “education”

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ? that's not how college admissions works

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The teacher clearly states that he got every answer wrong by knowing the right answer and choosing the opposite. You're the idiot, OP, but thanks for playing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. OP must have run out of puzzles this morning. OP may have a problem with her explanation of statistical theory, but that was always secondary to the important part, that the only way he could have gotten them all wrong was to correctly know the answer to them all. He would have done worse actually getting some right, because in that case an argument could have been made that he was blindly guessing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The teacher clearly states that he got every answer wrong by knowing the right answer and choosing the opposite. You're the idiot, OP, but thanks for playing.

        >answer every question wrong
        >actually, you answered them right
        so what would have happened if he answered them correctly? the scene serves no purpose you unintelligibly dull moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The scene demonstrates that Miles is uncomfortable with leaving his childhood behind and is struggling with growing into a man so he’s holding himself back on purpose
          You are fricking DENSE dude Jesus Christ

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            american education please understand

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's that he doesn't want to go to the uncool prep school for smart kids, you dunce.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Character is [too immature] for [mature thing]
              That’s what I said, yeah

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you said some pop psych shit about childhood and growing up that has nothing to do with the actual context of the story.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you’re telling me the “Leap of Faith” scene, the emotional climax of the movie, isn’t about adulthood
                And emotional climaxes don’t need build-up to them
                This thread is making me watch grown men drown in a shallow pond

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's about living up to his potential, which is a running theme of the movie and is reinforced in the test scene OP mentioned. Please stop pretending you're capable of media analysis if you're going to be this moronic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re splitting hairs at this point. Whatever man

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession, moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >holding himself back by studing and choosing the wrong choice on purpose
            that's not how it works. He would stop caring about school, be lazy, get 18/100 and his teacher would call him a lazy ass

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I get nuance is tough for a lot of people but.
              >Miles typically does well on exams and schoolwork
              >Has done so well he got into preppy school
              >Miles, in an attempt to undo the consequences of being smart, tries to flunk a test
              >Teacher knows he's not an idiot, and he also seems way to OK with failing, and calls him on his bullshit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                so is not about growing up, but about being in a rich school

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Part of growing up is leaving a comfortable and safe environment for better opportunities.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                he must feel very uncomfortqble passing all examns with so little effort

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's highschool. American high school. It's not that hard to ace a test. You don't need to be particularly smart.
                You were probably just too dumb.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Buddy, everyone understands what the writers were going for here. The problem is they chose the laziest and dumbest way possible to get their point across.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also it just demonstrates that miles is pretty stupid, if he where smart he'd get a believable failing grade

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I CARRIED AN M-16

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he didnt want to be in that school dumbass, thats want that scene is illustrating, fricking cocomelon ass bluey ass homie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so what would have happened if he answered them correctly? the scene serves no purpose you unintelligibly dull moron

          So so bait, have a (you)

          Honestly I never noticed it was only binary answers. Haven't seen that shit since like first grade.
          I guess if it were a standard multiple choice test it then becomes too probable for someone to get a 0 and no longer seems impressive.

          Good point, and it makes me think that the spider-cult, and Britain stealing their stuff is the same issue. Situations are improbably contorted to make the point the filmmakers are trying to make.

          >am i to assume that the teacher gave a test with an even spread of true and false answers?
          It's multiple choice, not true false. You can even see the 4 bubbles to fill out in your own picture. If the test only has 50 questions on it, the probability he would get 0 answers correct is (3/4)^50 = 0.00000056

          She's totally right to see that this would be improbable, and that he's intentionally squandering his potential. Giving him a 100 perfect score would be an awful idea when considering the fairness to other students though.

          You're wrong. Either find the original quality and you can clearly see it's just two bubbles, or you can look at the answers miles filled in and see they're only in 1 of 2 positions.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know why I keep coming here when this board is so full of morons like you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >characters doesn't want to be in that school
          >the school expels you if you fail
          >character fails on purpose
          What is it that you don't understand?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so what would have happened if he answered them correctly?
          If he had answered some correctly and still ended up with a poor score it would indicate he was just dumb or didn't study. Getting a 0/100 on a 100 question true/false quiz is almost statistically impossible unless you're deliberately picking the wrong answers.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Getting a 0/100 on a 100 question true/false quiz is almost statistically impossible unless you're deliberately picking the wrong answers.
            So he's smart enough to know the answers but still doesn't come to a basic conclusion like this, he's either dumb or the writing is.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The difference between intelligence and wisdom. He hasn't learned that selling your con too hard makes it unappealing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He hasn't learned that selling your con too hard makes it unappealing.

                Then he's either too moronic to understand probability or unobservant to notice even bad students don't get zeros. It's common sense that even answer questions randomly won't get a score that low

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's common sense
                Browsing through this thread, is it really common?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon he's a kid, he didn't expect the teacher to go "you obviously would've gotten them all right"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anon he's a kid,

                As a school aged child he would've seen that no one ever gets a zero on a test. As a SMART kid he would've made the connections that it had to look real.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's 14, anon. Think about all the stuff that seems obvious to you now that you didn't know at 14.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            almost impossible, but not impossible

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just like winning the lottery or being struck by lightning

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/qEDJwCh.png

          >try watching into spiderverse 2018
          >actaully your so smart that you couldn't possibly get all your answers wrong
          dropped the movie right here

          am i to assume that the teacher gave a test with an even spread of true and false answers?
          saying someone should score at least 50% on a true/false test is a complete mitwit take of understanding probability and RNG

          Jesus. I don't like the movie either, I think miles is one annoying homosexual, but you are moronic OP.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what if the whole true/false test only had true answers? then it would be a 0% you fricking moron

          Jesus Christ if I gave you a random true flase test and you gave me completely random answers the chances of your getting them all wrong wouldnm be near zero. This isn't that hard of a concept to get.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the chances of your getting them all wrong wouldnm be near zero. This isn't that hard of a concept to get.

            Miles not knowing this means he's an idiot.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Miles not knowing this means he's an idiot.
              or he's acting out as a cry for help

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ZERO!!!
            >btw the multiverse where every reality exists is real!
            get the frick out of here with your reddit le science

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you fill a true/false test randomly, you have a chance to have every answer right or wrong.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        almost impossible, but not impossible

        The odds of guessing every question right or every question wrong by complete random chance are both about
        1-in-1,270,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is true for every possible combination of result, therefore there's no reason to doubt in this or that one more precisely. you will never be sure that the person didn't do it on purpose or just randomly failed on every try.

          Like many people already said, If the character was well written and knew all the answer, I would have let a few question right.

          Just like winning the lottery or being struck by lightning

          there's a guy who got struck by lightning what ? eight times ? again It can happen.

          what are the odds of some goofball merchants in the XIXth buying bed warmer to sell them in India and still managing to make a profit ? one might say near zero, yet it still happen.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            and no matter : in true, random probability the chance are always 1/2

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now consider the chance of you not being struck by lightning and you'll realize why the teacher called attention to it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this is true for every possible combination of result
            for microstates, yes
            macrostates, no

            there are 1.27e30 possible microstates, each equally probable for a true random test, but there are only 100 macrostates, which are NOT equally probable

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            To put the odds in perspective. It's like finding one magic grain of sand among a billion of earths beaches on the first try. On average, if you try a trillion grains of sand per second, it would take more than a full lifetime of the universe. Though both figures are so large they're not really saying anything to you. It's in the same realm of probability as your phone turning into solid gold overnight due to cosmic rays bombardment element transmutation.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is why statistics should be taught in schools.
            Lets say you have 10 true or false questions and answer randomly. As you noticed, the outcomes (every combination of results) are all equally likely; however, getting the first question right and the rest wrong is a different outcome than getting the second question right and the rest wrong, despite both outcomes having the same overall score of one question answered correctly out of 10.
            If we start counting, we notice that there is 1 outcome for getting all questions right and one for getting them all wrong, then there's 10 possible outcomes for getting just one question right (or one wrong), then there are 45 outcomes where two questions are right (or two wrong), there are 120 combinations with 3 questions right (or 3 wrong), and so on (there is a simple formula to calculate that, you can check by counting). Overall the outcomes are 2 ^ 10 = 1024.
            So, the chances of having ALL questions wrong is 1/1024 = ~0.1%
            The chances of having three questions right are 120/1024 = ~ 10%
            The chances of having five: 252/1024 = ~25%
            This effect is more pronounced the more questions there are. And so, the chances of answering 0/100 would be 1 / 2^100. That's very, very small: 0.000000000000000000000000008%
            So what about getting exactly 50 right? 8% (formula: 100! / 50! / 50! / 2^100 )
            There's actually a 99.99% chance of getting between 30 to 70 questions right, if you're guessing each question randomly. Crazy how that works!
            As you see, getting suspicious was quite reasonable

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just because improbable things happen, doesn't make acting on improbably outcomes reasonable. Maybe that penis growing ad is real, and you'll actually get a bigger dick, but do you think it's reasonable to buy their whole stock?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would imply he read every one. If he was trying to fail he would have just answered blindly.
      Not knowing that makes him look pretty dumb.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s perfectly realistic for kids to want to underperform on purpose, OP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's shitty Gary Stu writing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s literally a character flaw
        Stop throwing around labels like they’re candy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Character Flaw
          >You're so damn smart you can choose to fail

          Miles is a worthless character

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok do you have to make 50 threads about it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being afraid of adulthood is a character flaw, yeah.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up moron, these crappy miles hate thread are tired as shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles is not in a situation where he has to fit in with fatherless thugs. He's not some half-whitw kid who feels he has to be a frickup to be a "REAL homie". It makes NO sense. This isn't even the caucasian kid trope of "Fricking up to get attention from a busy mommy and daddy".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        His whole relationship with Uncle Aaron contradicts this post
        Barring that, fear/anxiety doesn’t always have to be “rational”
        You are too autistic for a children’s movie

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NON ENGLISH SPEAKER DETECTED

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flawless argument
      >um actually esl
      nice try esl
      nobody says "non english speaker" who knows english

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re a fricking moron OP
        How did you get filtered by a bog-standard coming of age story

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flawless argument
        >everyone in this thread is proving you wrong
        oh no he is moronic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no they are wrong i just dont need to reply to everyone and call them moronic

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    50% is definitely overestimating, but getting 0 answers correct is extremely unlikely, even if the person didn't know the answer to any of the questions.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I never noticed it was only binary answers. Haven't seen that shit since like first grade.
    I guess if it were a standard multiple choice test it then becomes too probable for someone to get a 0 and no longer seems impressive.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >am i to assume that the teacher gave a test with an even spread of true and false answers?
    As usual, morons desperately trying to seem intelligent. No, butthole. He simply selected the wrong one, that has nothing to do with number of answers.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would think you’d have a problem with miles being super smart because of course he is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I assumed that's what OP wasad about too.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Multiple choice and true/false is typically considered the worst test format for this reason. It's basically designed to let you pass without studying. And that's before you get into "test taking" strategies that push a B to an A

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Black personman too, OP. But find a different argument that actually works next time, moron

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda weird to have a whole test be True/False.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a catch-22 A smart person would have marked some correct answers to trick the examiner into thinking he is dumb. Miles, knowing all the correct answers, ticked the opposite ones, proving that he is dumb by not choosing to mark some of the right ones.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      An actual smart person plays 3D-chess around both kinds of morons and mixes it up to avoid suspicion in the first place.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was miles mistake because he was too focused about proving everyone he didn't belong in the school

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my son is so smart, but the things he does is so stupid.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wanted it to be noticed. It was performative

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      An actual smart person plays 3D-chess around both kinds of morons and mixes it up to avoid suspicion in the first place.

      A smart person would have just shit on the floor in the middle of class to get kicked out.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon you are forgetting to take into account his history and that sheis the teacher. She knows his capabilities. Which is why she knows it is bullshit he got everything wrong.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >am i to assume that the teacher gave a test with an even spread of true and false answers?
    It's multiple choice, not true false. You can even see the 4 bubbles to fill out in your own picture. If the test only has 50 questions on it, the probability he would get 0 answers correct is (3/4)^50 = 0.00000056

    She's totally right to see that this would be improbable, and that he's intentionally squandering his potential. Giving him a 100 perfect score would be an awful idea when considering the fairness to other students though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      (1/2)^100 = 7.8 X 10 ^(-31) so infinitesimally small. But it's a 4 bullet multiple choice question anyway. IDK why anyone is even questioning that this would be an improbably event. OP sounds moronic and doesn't know math.

      >cant into math
      i could simply make all the answers A and your stupid hairbrained equations fall apart
      dont try to build a science experiment or you'll blow yourself up like dr doom you silly dumb b***h

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i could simply make all the answers A and your stupid hairbrained equations fall apart
        No they don't. The probability wouldn't change. You clearly don't understand math you fricking mongoloid.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomer so zoomzoom they don't know what a scantron is.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if the test only had 10 questions, with it being a simple True/False type test, the chance of getting them all wrong, even if chosen at random, is 0,09765625%.
    Not even going to try and calculate the chance at 100 answers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      (1/2)^100 = 7.8 X 10 ^(-31) so infinitesimally small. But it's a 4 bullet multiple choice question anyway. IDK why anyone is even questioning that this would be an improbably event. OP sounds moronic and doesn't know math.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderverse haters really are moronic.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mileshatergay just fricking stop its getting pathetic

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >miles fans get buck broken yet again
    >lol miles haters are pathetic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Children’s movie goes over your head
      >”h-heh gottem”
      I’ll give you credit, cat pictures a small step above smug anime girls as a backpeddle

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >childrens movie
        >movie literally starts off hinging on the fact you saw a spider man movie with tobey maguire 20 years ago

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hinging
          Seeing how you missed the point of this very basic scene I wouldn’t put it past you to not understand a simple cameo

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            brainlet take the intro of the movie sets the tone

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The movie doesn't hinges on the Sam Raimi movies at all, they are just cool callbacks to older fans, you can watch the movie without seeing or knowing a lick of of the Sam Raimi movies at all, they are just cool callback flashbacks nothing else.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thinks cameos and easter eggs make the film dependent on the thing been referenced
          >Thinks children can't have seen old movie, as if fricking dvd players don't exist

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to get zeros on purpose too. I hated school and it felt like a good way to rebel. It wasn’t and I regret not taking school seriously as a kid.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whitebois jealous they can't purposefully fail like BBB(big black brain)
    Always.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She literally explains it, but I get you're moronic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      her explanation is wrong and bad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, you're just moronic. I'm sorry a kids movie of all things had to be the way you found out.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The teacher looks like she fricks her students

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trans fem is smarter than the nig

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a 1 in 1125899906842624 chance that he actually did get all of the answers wrong in that exam.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wait there's 100 questions not 50. In that case there's 1 in 1267650600228229401496703205376 chance that he got all the answers wrong legitimately. So either Miles is the unluckiest idiot on the planet or the scene is perfectly understandable with its explanation.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The implication is that Miles is on his way toward becoming Wally from Dilbert if he hadn't been bitten by the spider

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >so he gets the test wrong on purpose so he doesn't have to go.
    And the way it's written makes him appear like a bad fanfiction Gary Stu, it's incredibly simple but for some reason Spider-Verse dickriders can't come to terms with it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >couldn't pick out the obviously wrong answer in a test

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate not knowing if it's is a bait or not but whatever
      He won an academic lottery but he is able to answer the exam but also he doesn't want to do it
      He was bitten by a random spider but he is able to be a spiderman but he also doesn't want to do it
      Did they teach you what the frick parallelism means?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They also taught us bad pointless writing that no amount of rhyming could save

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explain how it's pointless when there's an entire thread and 40+ people had to come in here and explain the point because OP was too moronic to get it.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of high school level tests only has A or B as answers? is this a special school? and I mean special in the short bus kind of special?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    An intelligent person wouldn't fake a zero they would fake a 40 or 50. But that would mean coming up with a well written scene that uncovers Miles hidden intellect which the writers couldn't figure out how to do.

    So we got stuck with this moron Miles wank of a scene.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, your idea is just fricking moronic and a waste of airtime

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im coming to terms that all these bait threads are to create some false flaq type deal, no one is this dense, this stubborn about being told "no, youre wrong" 76 times in a row

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miles is the idea of the model minority. He is perfectly acceptable, non intimidating, not too dark, middle class black man whose only problems come from not realizing how great he is or other people and systems trying to tell him what to do or not do.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really like Miles (or the whole spiderman-multiverse thing that's been milked for all it's worth) and even I think You're a colossal homosexual.
    >HA! you fell for my ebin troll
    You're equally as homosexual-y whether you're sincere or trolling.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >BUT SOMEHOW fricking Cinemaphile - Comics and Cartoons is too autistic to understand it.

    The problem isn't understanding it's just really bad as a scene and serves no point. Not only do Miles friendship feel unimportant since he doesn't have the level of connection Peter does with Harry or even Ned it shows Miles intellect the dumbest way possible that adds nothing to the story at large.

    Miles goes to a school that already knows his academic performance there's no reason why anyone would believe he would get a zero. And story wise test taking is the least creative way to show intelligence. If it were something like deductive reasoning or Miles hacking a teacher's computer for the answer keys would establish a skillset that would have a satisfying payoff later as a hero.

    The scene tells us Miles loves his friends and is smart but does it lazily and does nothing with these details

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point of the scene isn’t “to show his intelligence”
      I genuinely don’t know how the people ITT can’t spoonfeed you any more than they have

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The point of the scene isn’t “to show his intelligence”

        That's why I mentioned Miles friends not having a major role the way Harry and Ned do you disingenuous leech.

        Miles is intellectually gifted and wants to Flunk out to go back to his friends but the movie fails at showing a genuine bond Miles has with his friends and portrays his intellect by doing the dumbest thing anyone would do in that situation

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The point of him flunking is because he wants to be more like his carefree cool uncle and not his lame uptight dad
          This movie’s for kids bro you can do it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's no reason why anyone would believe he would get a zero.
      And his teacher doesn't believe it.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP have you eaten your tendies yet sorry we couldn't buy you the dino shaped ones until your SSI comes in

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's definitely a goofy scene. Even if Miles was trying to deliberately select every wrong answer there should've been at least a couple he ended up getting right by accident. And as many have mentioned an actually clever student would've flunked the test, but also would've made it look a lil more believable than Miles did. This is scene the definition of a stupid person's way of making someone look smart.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The smartest character in any story can only be as smart as the writer

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A form of Shitposting is intentionally being stupid and or dense. A normal person will try to correct and educate the shitposter, causing a loop

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they call that Murphy's Law

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's effective. Look at ads for mobile puzzle games. They always show the player sucking at it.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be me, not doing homework is ny regular.

    Teacher's pet doesn't have homework. "It's okay anon, just bring it tomorrow and I'll count it since I know you always do your homework."

    I ask if I can do the same "no, you don't count since you never do your homework. "

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it necessary to focus on how smart Miles is when he never uses it in the film?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More to this I don't believe the kid is even all that smart. Not only did he not have the common sense to realize that not even worst students would score a zero on an exam, but a good chunk of this movie's plot revolves around the Spiders obtaining a new goober off Liv's computer after Miles trashed the one he was given by Peter A. like a dumbass.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also miles is a moron for not getting a couple answers right on purpose, which would imply the opposite of what this scene is suggesting

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s just supposed to be a way to show rather than say miles is smart but doesn’t like school. It is stupid though when you think about it. A lot of stuff in these movies is stupid when you think about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a way to say he's smart but dosen't like the school he moved to.

      It's established he dosen't feel like he belonged there and wants to go back to his school in brooklyn.

      Do you fricks never watch the movie before saying stupid shit?

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Miles doesn't want to be in prep school away from his friends, so he gets the test wrong on purpose so he doesn't have to go.
    What's actually unrealistic about this is the teacher actually giving a shit. Any real teacher either wouldn't care if he got them all wrong and flunk him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      teachers give a shit in top-shelf schools like that, especially about smart kids

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is the point of a test that is entirely made of true/false answers?
    You're gonna pass on average just by answering all questions without even looking at them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a story telling device

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't know about grade curving

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Radioactive spiders only bite smart people.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most unrealistic part is the teacher giving two shits about Miles purposely getting every question wrong instead of just grade it a zero and moving on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what I was thinking too when watching this scene. No teacher would turn that 0 into a 100.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, at best the teacher would call a meeting with the parents about it and talk to them about what Miles is clearly trying to do.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because she gets paid well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a high paid prep school, it's 100% the kind of place that would do that shit.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE SUPER SMART BLACK KID LMAO
    this has become an overused trope in marvel

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    /co/'s been nothing but actual morons and contrarian trolling from culture war election tourists for the last 7 years.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s true after the people lost the culture war to the propagandists everything has gotten worse

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    making him a genius was a mistake, they've should've leaned more into him being an artist if they wanted to distance him from being a Peter clone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, a better way to show Miles acting out would've just been to have him do some harmless graffiti with those stickers of his. That security guard already seems to hate his guts so if expulsion was really his aim pissing that guy off seemed like the quickest route.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn’t get upset over this, it’s clear you had certain bias before hand

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Real smart people go to school and have good attendance

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      generally yes. A few outliers are to be expected, though.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are around forty questions on that scantron. In order to get every true or false question wrong, you would have to be both an idiot and inordinately lucky. The teacher's assessment was correct.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the movie wanted to show Miles trying to get kicked out of school on purpose then he should've just been skipping classes altogether instead of purposefully getting 0s on tests.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smart, good student sucks at pretending to be a dumb, bad student
      shocker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naw because Miles was only trying to frick up a little to get his scholarship cancelled. He's not going to completely ruin his education, he didn't want to leave the school he was in.

      >smart, good student sucks at pretending to be a dumb, bad student
      shocker

      Also this. It's played for laughs all the time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it? because it comes across as very hackneyed way to show off Miles' intelligence

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He didn't want to leave the school he was in.
        ???? Yes he did??? That's why he even did that in the first place?
        >He's not going to completely ruin his education?
        Is there a way to get kicked out of school and not ruin your education that I'm missing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smart, good student sucks at pretending to be a dumb, bad student
      shocker

      Naw because Miles was only trying to frick up a little to get his scholarship cancelled. He's not going to completely ruin his education, he didn't want to leave the school he was in.
      [...]
      Also this. It's played for laughs all the time.

      he wanted to get kicked out without it seeming his fault. if he'd skipped classes and shit his parents would have busted his ass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know about you, but if my parents found out that I was kicked out of school for somehow flunking all of my tests they would've immediately gotten suspicious.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    we get it, Miles isn't relatable
    I just watch him because I want to fucm him, he is cute
    There, I said the truth

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We get it, it's just stupid and bad writing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, you just have an inherent bias

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bias? They made the character seem 2smart4u in the worst way possible, because instead of being practical and just guessing which would still result in a failed test he had to only select the wrong answers making an obvious red flag for anyone with a brain

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the scene isn't to show that he's smart; that's pre-established by attending a prestigious private school despite his family being (relatively) economically out of reach of a school like that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's written like the s4 of Benedicts Holmes, instead of doing something smart ie not doing the test (results in 0) or just guess (with only t/f should result in around 50%) he decides to go through the test and figure out what the right answer is so he can select the wrong one. Its an example of dumb people trying to write smart people.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              or just a literal child doing something dumb

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you just established he was smart by getting into the private school, so again, low ints writing for high int

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Smart kids are still kids, and kids are dumb sometimes, and portraying that accurately instead of infallible teen geniuses is smart writing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ackually it's smart writing that our lead too moronic too realize deliberately getting a zero on an exam would look incredibly suspicious
                if you say so

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. We're looking at this from the perspective of adults, not a child. They can be smart as hell but still do dumb shit because their brains aren't fully developed and they don't have as much experience.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but when kids make dumb mistakes it's often because they choose the path of least resistance, they take the easy way out. Picking answers randomly would've yielded the same results, looked less suspicious and most importantly is much much simpler than studying for a test so you know with certainly which answers not to choose.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's a high INT low WIS strategy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If he was confused about car repair I'd agree, but he obviously understands how grades work that's how he got into the school and why he was trying to tank them. Going out of his way to learn all of the correct answers to not select them is stupid

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The point of the scene is that he's literally bad at being bad and intentionally holding himself back. That comes up again repeatedly as Miles' own reluctance to strive prevents him from attaining his role. The whole fricking movie hinges around the leap of faith of acting despite not feeling worthy or ready. You're claiming the movie is bad at portraying intelligence but you're revealing your own moronicness about understanding emotions and media.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But Miles ISN'T ready or worthy as he constantly makes frick-ups left and right. There's the exam thing but he also breaks the thumb drive the OG Spiderman gives him and leads Prowler and co. to Aunt May's like a idiot. Even when he comes into his own after the leap of faith his main contribution is just closing the door behind the other Spiders after they all escape to their own dimensions.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                being Spider-Man isn't about being ready OR worthy, it literally happens by accident

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spider-man
                >not being about fricking up left and right

                Also how are actions any more Gary Stu than Peter coming up with a super strong totally original adhesive in high school yet being too short sighted to market it for any type of gain?

                With great power comes great responsibility. It's ok to have Miles frick up a few times he is still new at this after all, but the dude doesn't score any real wins until very late in the game or do much to help fix his own mistakes. Most of the film is Miles fricking up and the other Spiders picking up his slack until the very near towards the end and that's not even getting into the fact that Miles doesn't have a strong personal stake in his own origin story until the Uncle Aaron reveal.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're revealing your own moronicness about understanding emotions and media

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spider-man
                >not being about fricking up left and right

                Also how are actions any more Gary Stu than Peter coming up with a super strong totally original adhesive in high school yet being too short sighted to market it for any type of gain?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, my bias is against bad writing. I hate it.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Culture war has mind broken you people so badly you can’t understand a simple scene is children’s movie.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its illegal to fail blacks. she would be fired if she failed him.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at least 50%
    No, the point is getting exactly 0 is really fricking hard unless you specifically tried to.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person
    >smart
    >slightly above average even
    and… imersion broken

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are literally moronic.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm BLACK
    and I'm SMART
    I'm like Eminem

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >BUT SOMEHOW fricking Cinemaphile - Comics and Cartoons is too autistic to understand it. How?
    Racism explains everything.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wrote the date down as "Decembruary".
    That's how hard her was trying to fail.
    I get it. The entire theme of the movie is Mies struggling with the high expectations thrust on him, but Cinemaphile doesn't expect anything of black people except that they suck, so it just doesn't compute.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have seen some blacks that did stupid well in School at math.
      Miles is purposely trying to be a dumb Black person.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He wrote the date down as "Decembruary".
      Different universe, different calendar.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God damn it I relate to Miles so bad

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's some good criticism for Miles's character and then there's this. Are some of you just stupid or pretending to be stupid?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's 1AM and I'm still shitposting about a movie I'll never see instead of going to sleep so I can do the breakfast rush at my shitty gig economy job. You tell me if I'm stupid, stupid.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are stupid for not getting am adequate amount of sleep.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          An*

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reposting this because I don’t feel like rewriting all of it
    >being able to 100% a high school test makes you a genius
    All it means is that he studied well. It’s a fricking high school test, not some amazing thing only the world’s greatest scientists could pull off. Fricker probably just studied his ass off to make sure he’d get a bad grade. Even if he was a genius, so what? He’s a fricking Spiderman, most versions are smart enough to build small devices they put on their arms that shoot out gooey elastic ropes that are strong enough to swing on. You’d have to be a fricking genius to pull off making something like that. God, I think ITSV is overrated and that ATSV is abysmal trash and even I can still realize that acing a school test doesn’t make you fricking einstein.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like 70% of Miles haters are open racists, 20% are closet racists, and 10% genuinely dislike his character

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not very smart, are you?

    Getting 100% wrong on a multiple choice test that long would be extremely difficult. You couldn't possibly get it by accident.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    black people are so smart that they get everything wrong
    don't be racist

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gary stu
    >Gary stu

    It's been over a decade! Miles is here to stay. Holy shit, why are you buttholes always so negative?

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Miles such an indecisive b***h here?

    He could've just scribbled shit randomly but he still went out of his way to do the work.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I see Gwen, I don't simply want to frick her, as most here do. Rather, I want to wear her outfit and mince about with my wiener tucked, like a fricking troon

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