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>funnier and sharper than most standups
based
Stfu joe
>a frail shadow of his former self
lol no. you should look up his multiple recent attempts at stand up. he stinks at it.
He's great at off the cuff remarks though
He’s only good because the bar is so low because the rest of the standups are talentless woke homosexuals. Also Patton Oswalt killed his wife.
He just hasn't had any formal training or experience in stand-up. I do think he could do stand-up if he really worked at it.
Lol, that alkie wop ain’t working for shit
He's been doing standup for a few months now at the Compound gigs. It's a captive audience but he does well and can do a 25 minute set with no issues.
Not saying anyone expected him to be like an open mic out the gates but he could definitely headline if he wasn't blacklisted.
>He just hasn't had any formal training or experience in stand-up.
Yeah, aside from the 25 years of being funny for a living and being friends with some of the biggest standups around. Fricking guy rips off chip chipperson to fill in awkward silences in his set, there's no "training" that can fix that shit.
>he stinks
stfu norton with your twitch and little speech impediment
Opie chads keep winning.
coomia is a gay.
I can't blame the man, I grew up listening to Opie and Anthony and Art Bell.
>wanna do karaoke??
Opie was such a talentless fricking hack, he has less humor value than lady di and bobo for fricks sake. And i cringe to death whenever i hear norton b***h about being an alcoholic because he drank some wine when he was 17 its so fricking embarrassing hearing him try to talk to heroin addicts and actual alcoholics like he knows what there going through.
Anthony was such an incredible talent its amazing
Norton is a sex addict, and food addict. He likes all kinds of treats.
I was a Opie apologist till about 2006 or 7. I really thought that he was needed more for the technical stuff like working the boards, phone system, keeping an "eye on the clock" so to speak. Plus he had been on radio for a little while on long island and was okay. He had that 90's Californian surfer dude vibe for awhile which was somewhat endearing (only because my hot sexy adopted step-brother talked like that, deep seeded gay incest story there). But damn I noticed how increasingly would put the breaks on anything just for him to get a lame joke (from someone else from paltalk) on the air. While he would have both Patrice O'Neil and Louie C.K. the the STUDIO! Opie was like a conductor for Amtrak, and Anthony was a Japanese bullet train. Notice how he NEVER got line of the day.
Ramón, shut this homosexuals mouth with your meat.
Ramoning is always funny
That's hilarious I forgot I did have a harem of gay imaginary friends till I was like in 7th grade, basically Link, Goku, Ryu, the Gundam Wing boys and the Ronin Warriors, etc.
Was Goku a top or a bottom?
Top. btw i'm trans if that matters.
it absolutely does not matter to anyone! Maintain your distance.
Only to your parents and Jesus. How many family pictures have you ruined?
Not as many as the average downie.
yay, pudding!
Was it AJ Poopieshitz?
Holy frick I remember this, I first started listening to O and A when they started on XM, opie has always been a talentless piece of shit
>Puddle of aids you piece of shit
Also the Cat/Black person shirt bit was also funny.
both, but we mostly just worked out together and teached me how to fight.
frick off you ain't me
Opie and Anthony worked because Anthony was funny but Opie knew when to keep the show moving or else you had Anthony and Norton talk about drama between the same 8 comedians at the Cellar for 3 straight fricking hours. Opie is a humorless count of a human being but he knew radio, Anthony doesn’t know when to move off of politics or Black folk, neither works without the other.
I used to agree with the ''steering the ship'' horseshit, but fricking listen to the most viewed bits on youtube, everybody is having the time of their lives, making god-tier radio when suddenly Opie has to fricking stop everything because he feels left out because he's a mongoloid with no sense of humor.
He stated several times how much he hated Uncle Paul for frick's sake.
Yeah he’s not a creative, the difference is almost anyone with even 6 months of experience in radio can do what he does.
Opie is a radio guy. He's dull and can fill dead air. Those kind of guys are never funny but they're sort of necessary for broadcasting. He could have been replaced with any radio guy though. Ant is not a radio guy. His show is extremely poorly paced. Funny guys like Ant need talkers to sort of fill in the background while they come up with good bits. It's the same dynamic with Cum Town where Stav is Opie and Nick is Ant.
>Opie is a radio guy
HE'S BEING DOING RADIO SINCE HE WAS 18, LEAVE IT ALONE
He worked for the mob, don't you know. He can't talk about it though. Leave it alone.
Is he still harassing homeless people for 10 viewers on Instagram or wherever he is?
dude, leave it alone.
i think norton is a pedophile and uses alcohol as a stand-in for coping with the guilt and shame. same way he forces himself to "like" extreme gross (but legal) sex shit. then can he talk and vent about his perversions openly. but the real twist is much worse than troonys and scat porn...
in my opinion of course
OH UNCLE PAUL
Don't forget how he courageously quit smoking in 2001.
I love Jimmy, but holy shit is he a drama queen homosexual.
>I know what it's like being a crackhead man, i, aahhh, i used to drink heavily, two nights in the early eighties. It's no laughing matter, man.
Opie can be funny sometimes in the right environment. Like he was pretty good during the whole intern Lady Di saga.
Ed Anser "gave" him the nickname in an interview gone wrong. Typically it's used in the context of him deliberately torpedoing boring celebrity interviews by insulting the guests.
Steve C, the executive producer for the show, made a bizarre series of show bumpers/promos that involved like an Orson Welles-esque wealthy man of culture who had an unheard manservant named Ramon that he would call on. When they had guests on a lot of the time, Jimmy would leave the studio and make fake call-ins to the show as "Steve from Yellowstone" (a Steve C parody) and when he was ready to drop the false sincerity he would shift into Steve's character from the promos and start calling on "Ramon." He probably did it initially to mock Steve but it kinda became a show meme of its own.
Ant is afraid of confrontation and instead of braking up with women he's done with he would just frick other girls until they figured out what he was doing and leave on their own. He also did it to Jill Nicolini when he was going out with her.
It is so infrequent and in such small doses that it's something that can be said about literally anyone.
He cannot stop making painfully obvious remarks in a tone as if he's bringing an insight to the table. He isn't even good at recognizing other people's good bits without breaking the wall and overkilling it.
He doesn't bother me as much as he seems to bother other people because he's just easy to ignore for me. Like I'll have nopie edits come on when I'm autoplaying through O&A episodes on youtube and I wont even notice it most of the time until I happen to look at the title. Opie only really annoys me when he takes like 30 minutes to an hour out of the show to b***h about Howard Stern or some other literal who radio jock who sad something bad about them.
Yes, I'm pretty much on the same page as you with that. He keeps calling back to pointless or unfunny things said ten minutes ago that the rest of the room has moved on from, then of course his habit of taking stupid calls in the middle of god-tier comedic riffing and bashing.
FRICK YOU FRICKFACE
did something happen
He sold his guido palace to move to Armpit, SC but there’s been delays in construction so he’s “temporarily” renting a shitty apartment across from some railroad tracks on lon gisland
i meant about the grooming thing in the op
Uhhhh Greenville is fricking heaven, It’s exponentially better than the Black person/troony marathon that NYC has turned into.
Greenville is Black person central, wtf are you talking about?
Not compared to the rest of the south. If Greenville is Black person central what does that make Atlanta, Jackson, Memphis, New Orleans, St Louis, Little Rock, or Birmingham?
Greenville has the highest murder rate of all of them. It’s Black folk all the way down.
Now I hate Black folk just as much as any sane red blooded American but St Louis is more dangerous and it’s not even close. The murder rate is on par with the most dangerous cartel towns in Mexico. It’s fricking crazy.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/243797/ranking-of-the-most-dangerous-cities-in-the-world-by-murder-rate-per-capita/
the entire deep south is literally Black personfied. they are proportionately twice as Black personed as any other state.
WHERE'S YOUR GLOBAL Black person NOW?
He’s always been after young girls and trannies. He took a 17 year old to his high school reunion when he was like 50.
So?
Remember when he got catfished by a guy pretending to be a 13 year old?
fricking based
I loved it when that Danni shit imploded on Anthony like everyone guaranteed him it would.
Redbar caught him following 13-14 year olds on instagram and decided to email everyone he knows to inform them he's a pedo, which, granted, has always been a thing with Ant. This generated some drama on twitter with Compound people defending him, so I'm guessing this is what OP is referring to
redbar sucks ass. hes a failed comedian that used to suck O&As dick
Red Bar is still on? Jesus Christ what’s been going on for the last eight years? I gave up a good bit after ‘the downfall’, I was on a whole live show too when I was like 20
His podcast went on a 1 year hiatus because of some "disease". He's been back for a few months I think
He unironically said on the show once that he dated a 14 year old when he was 20.
this man exclusively fricks consenting teenagers and it's completely legal and there's not a god damn thing you can do about it
>not a goddamn thing you can do about it
Does jerking off count?
so did geno deserve to be punched by pat?
yes
Frick Stav
How could any teenage girl resist that big delicious guinea hog Cumia has dangling between his legs? Plus he rich and funny. Thots salivate just thinking of that talented whopper of wiener our boy Cumia struts around with. And you know he shoots out huge creamy loads with those big and heavy Sicilian gonads. Stop hating, incels
>t. Tunesian knifefighter
>tssssk cumia's got three legs or sumthing tssssk
RAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEEE
THIS THREAD IS FULL OF homosexualS
RAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEEE
WHAT A BUNCH OF CHILD RAPE VICTIMS IN HEREE
Why does opie call himself the destroyer? Is it because he destroyed his career being such an untalented gay?
It’s because he pays homeless people ahead of time not to attack him for his rude radio “bits”. That cake incident was well arranged in advance.
Lol
What in the frick is that goblina on the right?
ant is not shy about his low self-esteem and said he only married her so he could be considered a man
Ant's marriage and divorce are some of my favorite O&A stories. Honorable mention goes to his childhood "cowboy" days
He doesn’t have low self esteem, I think his self esteem is just right considering he looks like a cross between Billy Crystal and Lurch from the Addams Family.
>cross between a man he hates and the security tard
what a life
His story about that really resonated with me and pretty much gave me my MGTOW mentality. The story about when he got home and all he wanted to do was play Half Life has stuck with me.
How are ya?
No, i didn't drink a million natty ices!
When they kicked her out of the bathroom because she refused to stop puking in the sink and getting fully naked in the bathroom.... those were special times.
Does anyone still watch Jim and Sam?
no
Did anyone ever listen to them besides wrestlinggays?
No. Sam has failed upwards in such a way that I think he must be blackmailing someone at Sirius.
i don't hate myself that much
I fricking hate the Cinemaphile mods holy fricking shit.
I made threads trashing on Opie multiple times and they always get deleted. When I remade the threads asking why, of anyone, some rando would pop out of the sewers and say "TELEVISION AND FILM" and suggest that radio topics go to /b/.
Frick you, I was right, you foul wienerroach.
Maybe your threads sucked. Linger longer.
Threads sucking has never stopped them from existing before
>Quality of posts is extremely important
can someone explain the ramone thing to me? who is ramone anyway? I know he screams for ramone but I don't fully understand the bit
He was a fictional character Steve C Made with a gay Sam sidekick.
It’s Steve from Yellowstone.
Yes I have Corey from Australia on the line. Now THATS how you executive produce!
Watch the old episode from 2001 or so and you'll hear all the edgy bits the producers came up, steve in particular liked to offensive bits towards women. He also came up with this rich posh homosexual, who had a servant called Ramone. Jimmy started trolling callers by shouting RAMONE!
All the Hurricane Ben stuff was better.
Is Ants ex-wife still fricking him royally for alimony?
Nope, he paid his last payment years ago.
it's crazy that he gave her millions of dollars over the years and the last he heard of her was that she had been arrested for shoplifting and was working at a hotdog stand
how the frick does that happen? what did she blow her dough on?
Look at her, it was probably a succession of MLMs and a pill addiction. Also I bet Dominic Barbara took a third.
I felt bad for Ant until he said he started fricking his side piece in the house in front of her. Why would he frick himself over like that?
They were having threesomes for a long time before that happened. The rule was always that ant could only frick his wife, but he would always meet with the other girls in secret or frick them when his wife was in the shower and shit. At a certain point homie just said frick it and decided he was going to frick them whenever, then divorce happens and Dominic Barbara enters the picture
>Mmmmistah Cumia
forgot pic
ripping me off! tellem fred!!
Bloated attorney Dominic Barbara.
>It's a Lazlow during gta launch episode
gavin and anthony are hilarious together. too bad anthony could never find a full time cohost to rival norton; artie was a disaster and landau was a fat pussy.
italian cuisine is the most i have ever laughed. Shit was great.
there is like a 4 hour and poorly edited ramone compilation on youtube. the best ones are when yimmy just cracks up laughing or strains his voice.
this clip is short and sweet.
Opie and Anthony were like those ugly conjoined twins from Nip/Tuck. They felt compelled to separate but started their death spiral once it was done. They cannot thrive or even survive without each other. Anthony is broke and living in a tiny apartment and Opie gives live shows to 5 people from the beach and hasn’t seen his wife or kids in months. They’re 2 parts of a whole, not separate souls.
>hasn’t seen his wife or kids in months
really? source? I thought the one thing opie did right and won over anything was at least land a devoted non-gold digger wife and functional happy family life
>non gold digger wife
Lol
Norton is directionless and the extremely limited value sam brought as a drama queen is gone. They can’t exist without each other. And speaking of twins the bit they did on the teen girls joined at the head was kino as frick.
>two stomachs and one butthole? How much does this thing shit?
>imagine the sex. Ones a total prude the other is a size queen.
There’s literally a bit for everything. Also Jim and Sam are actually toxic together. Sam belongs in the WWE fluffing wrestlers before a match, and Jim needs to be a fat 3rd mic who’s unhappy, that’s what makes him funny. Bill Burr is on this path, now that he has a family he’s no longer funny.
The Jim and Sam show is unlistenable.
/tv/?
lol dave smith is a gay he would get cucked by chipperson
Ron & Fez > Opie & Anthony
I've been trying to get into them starting with their wnew days, but I haven't gotten a real hook yet. What are some all time classic shows?
For me they peaked early 2007 - late 2008, the golden era of the East Side Dave/Black Earl rivalry and the losers from the message boards becoming regular characters on the show. Anything from that era is kino. Particularly if they got the Irish foreign exchange intern in. Once they lost Dave it kind of went to shit but some people swear by the Pepper years too.
feed nana
Why did he do it bros?
Probably just couldn't find his footing and in a financial hole after he was let go from O&A as well as just being a neurotic mess in general.
I just figured out why he "left" O&A too. He was playing hardball about ownership of the videos that were on foundrymusic and I think that pretty much soured his relationship with the show.
Don’t care; makes me laugh, troony.