Yes. People think the movie Doom is more like Thoth Amon but he isn't really, Thoth Amon is mostly acheming in the background against other stygian priests and him and Conan inadvertently aid one another.
Thulsa Doom isn't even a Conan character, he's from Kull the Conqueror where his evil plot is to perform ventriloquism with a kitty cat.
That's literally the context of it. The best thing is Brule the pict stabs him as he's giving a monologue and as he's a fricking skeleton he just laughs and tells him he no longer dies as men die, then leaves. No big fight. No magic. He just leaves.
But more seriously the context is, paraphrasing from memory: >delcardes the sexy thot has a magical cat who can speak with prophecy and soothsaying. >Cat has a veiled man/attendant standing behind the cat. >I think it convinces Kull to do something risky and almost die. >He comes back pissed >Rips the veil off or something >It's Thulsa doom >Delcardes agreed to play along without knowing I assume (from the comic I posted at least), something like the sorcerer who was veiled promised her to help her with some lover of hers she wanted to marry but wasn't allowed to or some silly thing like that >Cat's literally just a regular cat.
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Delcartes had royal blood in her and was forbidden by Valusian law to marry a foreigner because of that. >t.anon who has the collection of Kull stories in his bookshelf
>the big bad is an obese Black person that uses a hair straightener
The only good part of this movie is when arnold throws that witch into the fire after nutting in her.
He was either a reincarnation of Thulsa Doom or a LARPing Stygian wizard with some power.
His mountain of power was hollow, the rituals and fricked up things were rituals of Set, and he was young when he coveted the secret of steel.
this is possibly the most based and ubermensch film ever made and y'all have the nerve to rip on it lol
jogger fatigue aside, James Earl Jones is so fricking awesome in this, and most things. don't compare modern slop to his quality.
literally a story about how stupid hippies follow deceptive snakes, with the best fricking soundtrack ever composed, about how wisdom and honor can be learned from many cultures but staying true to strength, pure blood and old virtues will conquer evil and lead to victory.
frick you shills make me mad enough to post.
crom!
Like anyone knows who tf that is.
Cursed thread, Crom laughs at this shit trolling.
is that Mars?
No, that's Conan.
>You know what it is, don't you boy
Why did he have a japanese anime princess haircut?
They wanted to shitwash a Robert Howard character
isnt thulsa supposed to just be a skull?
Yes. People think the movie Doom is more like Thoth Amon but he isn't really, Thoth Amon is mostly acheming in the background against other stygian priests and him and Conan inadvertently aid one another.
Thulsa Doom isn't even a Conan character, he's from Kull the Conqueror where his evil plot is to perform ventriloquism with a kitty cat.
>his evil plot is to perform ventriloquism with a kitty cat.
Can I get some more context here?
That's literally the context of it. The best thing is Brule the pict stabs him as he's giving a monologue and as he's a fricking skeleton he just laughs and tells him he no longer dies as men die, then leaves. No big fight. No magic. He just leaves.
But more seriously the context is, paraphrasing from memory:
>delcardes the sexy thot has a magical cat who can speak with prophecy and soothsaying.
>Cat has a veiled man/attendant standing behind the cat.
>I think it convinces Kull to do something risky and almost die.
>He comes back pissed
>Rips the veil off or something
>It's Thulsa doom
>Delcardes agreed to play along without knowing I assume (from the comic I posted at least), something like the sorcerer who was veiled promised her to help her with some lover of hers she wanted to marry but wasn't allowed to or some silly thing like that
>Cat's literally just a regular cat.
Delcartes had royal blood in her and was forbidden by Valusian law to marry a foreigner because of that.
>t.anon who has the collection of Kull stories in his bookshelf
No, he has skin but he looks skeletal. Like Peter Cushing or Basil Rathbone
>the big bad is an obese Black person that uses a hair straightener
The only good part of this movie is when arnold throws that witch into the fire after nutting in her.
>tfw hollywood was full of diversity hires as long as 40 years ago.
Imagine thinking James Earl Ray is a "diversity hire."
>not Utah Danger
he was playing some sort of wizard not on a basketball team, duh.
I didn't know Oprah was in a movie
it was Thulsa Doom, anon, but I agree, why not Omartha, or Denvor, or Kainsa?
homie Doom
How the FRICK is it possible to look so cool with a haircut like that?
Having James Earl Jones' voice helps
Snake hypnosis powers help
Tulsa OK is a very dangerous place.
He wanted to commemorate the Tulsa race riot of 1921.
it's not Tulsa you ideal
it's Tallahassee
Tulsa the Doom?
Tulsa the Dumb
Whatever you say, Sauronman.
He was the OG Tulsa King
He was either a reincarnation of Thulsa Doom or a LARPing Stygian wizard with some power.
His mountain of power was hollow, the rituals and fricked up things were rituals of Set, and he was young when he coveted the secret of steel.
this is possibly the most based and ubermensch film ever made and y'all have the nerve to rip on it lol
jogger fatigue aside, James Earl Jones is so fricking awesome in this, and most things. don't compare modern slop to his quality.
literally a story about how stupid hippies follow deceptive snakes, with the best fricking soundtrack ever composed, about how wisdom and honor can be learned from many cultures but staying true to strength, pure blood and old virtues will conquer evil and lead to victory.
frick you shills make me mad enough to post.
crom!
>with the best fricking soundtrack ever composed
nein friend. that belongs to The Good, The Bad, and teh Ugly
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
>this is possibly the most based and ubermensch film
nice buzzword, you dont even understand its meaning npc
It’s also about having sex with witches
>You work for me know, Conan.