>turn 30. >all interest in fiction entirely gone. >ability to withstand even a small amount of CGI, gone

>turn 30
>all interest in fiction entirely gone
>ability to withstand even a small amount of CGI, gone
Wtf do I watch now?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i can't see the dog's face anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      watch the classics

      the eye is the nose

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      once you see the dog's face, you can't see the other face anymore

      The best part about being 30, I see whichever face I want, switching between them effortlessly. You'll get there one day, champ

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        excuse me, did you just assume my age?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Weird I sent straight to the dog's face this time. Usually it takes me forever.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    old movies
    suck it up

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guns shooting without muzzle flash is soulless

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anatomy of a Fall

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mediocre courtroom drama with a ludicrous premise (the guy may have "killed himself")

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Start reading books instead. Your imagination can fill in what the scene looks like without shitty CGI. If you are unable to do this or can't get into books, just accept you're a moron and keep sucking down capeshit.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its time
    to stockpile weapons

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    once you see the dog's face, you can't see the other face anymore

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for restoring my vision, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      aww he's smiling 🙂

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Past 30 KINO:
    Star Trek TNG
    Star Trek DS9
    The Orville

    >Past 30 still kinda good:
    Slow Horses

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We've outgrown these hobbies

      I can't watch most movies without feeling like a drudge. I can't play videogames unless it's something that really speaks to me. I'm sick of porn. I don't like music because it's mostly just cringe narcissism and main character syndrome.

      After a certain time your brain just reject these things because it's fake dopamine. Digital opiates to keep you placated.

      I really dislike space movies. It's just unrelatable and out there. We can't even keep this planet sustainable and we think we'll be some space federation lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's the beauty of it. Star Trek isn't really a space movie. It's not even really 'scifi' (or rather it's completely unlike almost everything else labeled in the modern day as scifi).
        It has less to do with 'science' than it has to do with an introspective look at the humanities (art, culture, history).

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same feeling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was able to see both faces in the OP instantly, but for this one it took me a long time to see the crone's face. Even now it's hard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I always had a hard time seeing the young woman's face. b***h is looking away and you have to carefully read the contours of one specific line for it to make sense whereas the old woman is just naturally there.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That feeling is temporary. You're probably just depressed for a bit.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have u tried V tubing?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >used to be able to see both faces no problem
    >can't anymore
    >don't know how the image was changed to break the optical illusion
    >change tabs, come back to this thread, and suddenly see it again for a split second like a jumpscare

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every so often it somehow gets worse

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Baby-head dog with black paint clown makeup and a burned scalp

    That's all I can see

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I see JFK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TEXAS IS AN OUTRAGE WHEN YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD
      TEXAS IS AN OUTRAGE WHEN THEY PICK UP HIS HEAD
      TEXAS IS THE REASON THAT THE PRESIDENTS DEAD
      YOU GOTTA SUCK SUCK JACKIE SUCK

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    irl livestreams, but good ones are hard to find

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Re watch the sopranos until you die

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watch nothing for a while. Sleep well, do chores, read a little and when you feel like it watch less movies/series

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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