this is actually something all newborn babbies can do, it just most people can't do it when they get bigger. But it's the reason parents will generally freak out if you pick up their newborn and try to fold it's chest
>Turn on The Box in 1998 >Don't have to wait the code to my favorite video scroll across the screen because I have it memorized >Pick up my touchtone telephone dial the 900 number and enter it in
I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU BABY
I remember like right after 9/11 mtv only played depressing shit for like 2 weeks straight, I don't think they had TRL going either. Whenever I tuned in it was literally always "Staind - It's Been Awhile"
my dad is a psychotic drunk and while going through a divorce with my mom, he would leave voicemails on her phone of that song playing, phone held up to the car speaker
Look dude they drink cow piss and rub dung all over themselves because they worship cows, you can't actually expect them to be anything more than moronic.
i used to jack off to these girls so much. it was so easy finding pics of their concerts on google. wet tshirts with nipples poking through and tiny little shorts. oh god i miss jacking off in my teens.
Much music iirc as a kid they had times you could call in, a 900 number I think have a so gnod your choice play.. or maybe that was called music box. God it was a coons age ago, memory is getting fuzzy
>Turn on The Box in 1998 >Don't have to wait the code to my favorite video scroll across the screen because I have it memorized >Pick up my touchtone telephone dial the 900 number and enter it in
I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU BABY
it was The Box and you could do it all day, it was 0.99 a song.
Isn't it to late for all you frickin' old people to be up? Y'all gotta wake up in a couple of hours and drink metamucil or whatever the frick it is you people do.
>pro Armenians make a song about protecting it
Shocking unless you’re a schizo that thinks it’s about the slav shit war nobody cares about
Do you think their nationalism extends to the US, the country they actually live in? Do you think they would accept someone from France defending "their land" from foreign invasion?
>Do you think they would accept someone from France defending "their land" from foreign invasion?
Why not? There's several different countries being shown waving the Armenian flag in the video
That shit was disgusting watching them release that gay as frick pro war "they defend the land :)" song about their own nation after building their brand and millions taking advantage of the American dream and being against proud US nationalism. Really telling.
>turn on MTV in 2003
D TO THE M TO THE X
LAST I HEARD, YALL homieS WAS HAVING SEX WITH THE SAME SEX
I SHOW NO LOVE TO homosexual THUGS
EMPTY OUT, RELOAD, AND THROW MO SLUGS
HOW YOU GON EXPLAIN FRICKIN A MAN
EVEN IF WE SQUASH THE BEEF, I AINT TOUCHIN YOUR HAND
Man, I hate MM. His original music is the blandest "I'm so evil and decadent" paradoxically milquetoast shit ever, and his covers of much, much, much superior songs in every regard just piss me off. It's just the same track but just with his le twisted kuhrayzy vocal delivery
I never forgot. Dave Holmes deserved it. The whims of little girls sealed Camp's win - little girls who honestly didn't even like Camp's archetype as much as they just dislike average chubby guys.
>turn on MTV in early mid 2000s at 8AM >always the same pop music video >cowboy tries to shoot a dancing woman in the desert but she keeps dodging his shots through dancing and it culminates with him walking up to her and them kissing
I've been searching for this for years already, it HAS to be somewhere. I don't remember the song, only the video.
I am absolutely sure. It was definitely around 2004-2005 when I was going to school and my brother would put MTV on while we're getting ready for the day. Forgot to mention that they used bullet time like in the Matrix in the MV and the lady was wearing some blue two piece bikini.
The most vivid frame was something like this >guy unloads some rounds in her direction >cut to a front shot of her dancing while bullets completely miss her and cause matrix-esque ripples
Tried to recreate it with my limited resources i'm wageing right now
As a Turk, and I'm not a /misc/gay, I've always amused by other ethnic groups and nations still seething about us. I got that it must be frustrating knowing that your ancestor butt-fricked for hundreds of years but this is how the world works. Every land is stolen by other people if you go back enough in the history of humanity. There is no nation on earth can claim that "this land is ours!". It was yours before. It belongs to us now. It belonged some other people eons ago. It's just temporary. Try to live and enjoy your life instead of seething like a baby.
kek Linkin Park was fricking rap metal shit that we all used to laugh at. Even Limp Biskit had a few good songs and owned what they were. Not all the whiny bullshit.
>Not all the whiny bullshit.
That is total horseshit >why does everyone hate me and keep fricking with me
The funniest shit is in the song re-arranged when he’s screaming in the background “YOU JUST KEEP WITH ME YOU JUST KEEP FRICKING WITH ME.”
This. I remember in shop class in HS when Hybrid Theory came out. We all went ape shit when some kid played it. The teacher didn't even care, we just cranked it and bent and threaded conduit.
>Turn on MTV in 1996
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
for me it's this kino
Based Celebrity Deathmatch appreciator
I was like 8 years old when thos video came out and shit gave me nightmares.
I AIN'T HAPPY
its deh
I was born on 2004 tho so.....
didnt ask + dont care + L + ratio
lmao
>turn on tv to this anons life in 2004
>"goo goo ga ga" *shits self*
haha, fricking dink
The newest of newbies
i was a baby! 😀
this is actually something all newborn babbies can do, it just most people can't do it when they get bigger. But it's the reason parents will generally freak out if you pick up their newborn and try to fold it's chest
Do you often attempt to fold infant's chests?
For me it's 1997. Not great for hard rock but pop music peaked
The internet has allowed poptimists to just go around saying shit like this without being relentlessly bullied and Im sick of it.
seethe harder troony
Nice try. Trannies love pop music so much they invented hyper pop.
MY NAME IS MUD
MY NAME IS CHUD
BUT CALL ME SNEEDN'FEEDISH DIVIDANDER AMBERCOMRBIE
Here's 20 seconds of a video you like, back to screaming teenagers. God I hated that.
I miss white people...
I miss tight fitting low rise jeans
frick off
Black person spotted.
God, they played Korn, Britney, N'Sync and Backstreet Boys 24/7 at that point on TRL.
I remember Carson premiering Nickelback's video for the first time on TRL. What an butthole for doing that to America.
>hating on nickelback
>not a in a year named 2010-2020
>not on the website reddit dot com
Yeah frick off gay this is a rockstar website m/
What kind of zoomer listens to music made after 1990? Much less the lulcow that is Nickelback?
Britney when she wasn't embarassingly cringy and actually hot
>turn on nickelodeon in 1999
In Schneider's America, Nickelodeon turns on you!
>the chiiiilllld is looooost
>the government and waaaaaaaar
>Armeniaaaaaaaaan tears
>genociiiiiiiiide
>PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA
>PUT MY PENIS IN THE PIZZA
>ooooooooOOOOOOOOH
I was literally not even born yet when this came out
>Turn on The Box in 1998
>Don't have to wait the code to my favorite video scroll across the screen because I have it memorized
>Pick up my touchtone telephone dial the 900 number and enter it in
I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU BABY
>Pretty when you cry
Ah, a man of culture
I remember like right after 9/11 mtv only played depressing shit for like 2 weeks straight, I don't think they had TRL going either. Whenever I tuned in it was literally always "Staind - It's Been Awhile"
>Staind - It's Been Awhile"
That song always makes me laugh thinking about the kind of person who would find it sad or moving
I worked with a guy who had the lyrics to that song as a tattoo.
Yeah, we used to make fun of them and shit like Linkin Park really bad when I was younger. I could do a good impression of that guy's voice.
my dad is a psychotic drunk and while going through a divorce with my mom, he would leave voicemails on her phone of that song playing, phone held up to the car speaker
sounds like some shit i would have done
this is why i avoid Cinemaphile
fricking music snobs are the worst.
lol this homie likes Staind
who doesn't, were you born 15 years ago zoomie?
Staind & Fred Dursk doing its been a while is a classic
It's the greatest song ever made
Rude.
Lol me too. I will sing it ironically sometimes
>CAN I BLAMME IT ON MY MOOTHER
You little flyover white turds really want your white world back huh?
It's not happening. I'm an Indian living in America and we own Australia now. America within 15 years. Payback is sweet.
What did America ever do to India
Look dude they drink cow piss and rub dung all over themselves because they worship cows, you can't actually expect them to be anything more than moronic.
GOOD MORNING SIRS
MONKEY
Look at that nose
HOW DOES IT FEEL
Kino. Also love Stitches.
%3D
Makes me want to listen to substance by new order
FRICKING YOU IS STRANGE AND ADORED BY ME THROUGHOUT
YA
SO
SHLA
S'UMAAAAAAAAAAA
i used to jack off to these girls so much. it was so easy finding pics of their concerts on google. wet tshirts with nipples poking through and tiny little shorts. oh god i miss jacking off in my teens.
shit band, shit singer, shit """"music"""" for homosexual preteen edgelords in 2004
kys
t. azerbaijani
>blocks your path
holy based
for me it's kaliforn-eye-a
based and califownayay pilled
It's amazing they only became famous because this song was everywhere after 9/11.
i heard of them because boom was in the backbreaker free demo on xbox 360
That Matrix song also helped.
>is superior early 2000s christian rock in your path
ummmmm...prepare to be mogged
Ummm back the frick off ok?
that album is so fricking good
these guys and linkin park and most of pop rock was fricking trash and im tired of pretending it wasnt
post your taste then pleb
Well since you asked nicely
>dude i'm into GRUNGE, which is not pop at all
lol, lmao even
>AiC
>not pop metal
Ohnonono he’s serious…
homosexual
Cringe
Get off the internet Boomer
I seriously doubt you ever pretend and dont shut the frick about your kino taste inshit nobody cares about
SOAD is awesome and AiC sucks.
THERES A PLACE OFF OCEAN AVENUE
heckin based and yellowcard pilled
homosexual
Such a great song
>linkin park
Sucks
>system of a down
Based but far from perfect
lmao that doesn't change that they were the the biggest bands at the time
Their self titled was the best album
Nu metal was 'around' for like 5 years
and did even more harm than grunge
WILL SWALLOW
>Me in the back as the whitest lace of light
>me slightly out of frame just begging to be imbrued
>I freakin love alice in chains dude
>go to a Nigerian wedding in 2018
Disorder! Disorder!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_5aRIUn37Yg
Booking a flight to Lagos to find me an ebony queen ASAP
>be australian
>turn on mtv in 2001
i liked Fuse better
Much music iirc as a kid they had times you could call in, a 900 number I think have a so gnod your choice play.. or maybe that was called music box. God it was a coons age ago, memory is getting fuzzy
i remember listening to it 2am playing runescape. i honestly cant remember what they played that was so different i just liked their choices better.
i think it was because i didnt like all the nog music
>a coons age
My friends dad said that once to one of his friends and we thought it was funny so we started using it too. Language really is a meme
i just found out about "Chinese whispers" liked the sound of it until i told a coworker that and they gave me a side eye
As I said
it was The Box and you could do it all day, it was 0.99 a song.
MTV has been shit since 1988
Cinemaphile is a cult of static board, simple as. Where we at?
For me it's Monster Hospital
Don't hate me, I'm just an alien
With thirty seven tons of new millenium
GET OUT, RIGHT NOW.
AiChads, we won
Anyone that’s ever used this image is a homosexual with no taste
Isn't it to late for all you frickin' old people to be up? Y'all gotta wake up in a couple of hours and drink metamucil or whatever the frick it is you people do.
I eat kratom and shit post for an hour then go running
jej
remember when these boomers released a straight up war propaganda song a few years ago
>defending your nation from roaches it.. le bad
Do you think their nationalism extends to the US, the country they actually live in? Do you think they would accept someone from France defending "their land" from foreign invasion?
>Do you think they would accept someone from France defending "their land" from foreign invasion?
Why not? There's several different countries being shown waving the Armenian flag in the video
Edit: France defending France should be fine too
That shit was disgusting watching them release that gay as frick pro war "they defend the land :)" song about their own nation after building their brand and millions taking advantage of the American dream and being against proud US nationalism. Really telling.
>pro Armenians make a song about protecting it
Shocking unless you’re a schizo that thinks it’s about the slav shit war nobody cares about
>war is...le bad! unless it's Armenians ofcourse 🙂
Yeah defensive wars are valid.
the land was stolen from the azeris in the first place
he's right you know
>turn on MuchMusic in 1996
>THESE FUTURES MADE OF VIRTUAL INSANITY
>But in this land of polyurethane
>Things are apt to get a bit hot
>turn on MTV in 2003
D TO THE M TO THE X
LAST I HEARD, YALL homieS WAS HAVING SEX WITH THE SAME SEX
I SHOW NO LOVE TO homosexual THUGS
EMPTY OUT, RELOAD, AND THROW MO SLUGS
HOW YOU GON EXPLAIN FRICKIN A MAN
EVEN IF WE SQUASH THE BEEF, I AINT TOUCHIN YOUR HAND
It was a different time.
>turn on MTV in 2003
Hey Ya is playing 24/7 also Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
Hey Ya played all the time but I literally never heard that Maps song. But I generally only listened to the rap blocks.
I think In Da Club was played more, at least on the hip hop/rap shows
Maps was all over MTV at the time.
>TOUCH ME, BABY, TAINTED LOVE
>here's that nerdy girl I was telling you about
Oh my god is that paint on her overalls?!
His real name is Brian. I always thought that was funny.
Remember when everyone thought he was the nerd on the wonder years all grown up lol.
Americans were very gullible before the internet.
gross she's in the pool and her hair is all wet ick
Man, I hate MM. His original music is the blandest "I'm so evil and decadent" paradoxically milquetoast shit ever, and his covers of much, much, much superior songs in every regard just piss me off. It's just the same track but just with his le twisted kuhrayzy vocal delivery
BEAT
.
.
.
CONNECTION
You would never see SOAD on MTV in 2001, they would be on MTV2, which had metal.
>turn on MTV in 1991
MOTOWNPHILLY'S BACK AGAIN
DOIN A LITTLE EAST COAST SWANG
BOYZ II MEN GOING OFF
NOT TOO HARD, NOT TOO SOFT
>turn on MTV in 1990
POISON! P-P-POISON!
THAT GIRL IS POOOOOISON!
>turn on MTV in 1990
AT THE PLAYGROOOOOOOUND
THATS WHERE I SAW THIS CUTIE
even the shitty kids groups had good songs
Damn right.
%3D
Jermaine Dupri probably molested all these kids
ABC was Michael Bivens. He also managed Boyz II Men and was in Bell Biv Devoe
the only Black person on mtv outside of yo mtv raps in 1991 was michael jackson
MTV and PSX with Tony Hawk and Twisted Metal
>PSX
homosexual
man I miss when heavy music used to be popular
>turn on MTV in 2004
>Turn on MTV in 2004:
VOTE OR DIE MOTHER FRICKER!
>Turn on MTV in 2004
Snöööööööööööööp
>turn on MTV in 2004
I GET THE BOOSTERS BOOSTIN'
I GET COMPUTERS 'PUTIN'
nerd > snoop
seen them live open up for linkin park (H.I.M afterward)
nothing special
>turn on mtv in 2004
WHERE ARE YEEEW
AND OIM SO SAWREEE
>That monotone, flat, "I miss you, I miss you"
God we used to laugh so hard at this shit.
>Turn on MTV2 in 2001
Br-be-deng! Br-br-deng!
AAAAAARRRRGH!
DIIIIIIG! BURY MEEE!
%3D
>DICK
When a woman gives me shit it's NIN's Closer for me.
>turn on MTV2 on January 1, 1999
CAUSE THEY SAY
2000, ZERO ZERO, PARTY OVER, OOPS, OUT OF TIME
SO TONIGHT, IM GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999
these homies looking zesty
You now remember Jesse Camp.
I never forgot. Dave Holmes deserved it. The whims of little girls sealed Camp's win - little girls who honestly didn't even like Camp's archetype as much as they just dislike average chubby guys.
What ever happened to ol' Jesse? Last I heard he was a hardcore drug addict.
Dave Holmes looks great now and lost weight while Jesse Camp looks like a fricking meth head. It really does get better, bros.
I always thought he was singing DESERTER, DESERTER!
How'd the year 2000 end up going really?
I just remember everyone being freaked out for Y2K at the time and I was hanging out with one of my neighbors at their house.
people didnt care about y2k in 2000 because it was already 2000.
that was the year i lost my virginity so overall pretty good
>turn on MTV in 1997
This was the start of my antisemitism
>Turn on MTV in 1995
DON'T LET THE DAYS GO BY GLYCERINE
I remember in 1999 how big the Chemicals Between Us was.
still fun live
>Turn on mtv in 1992
HEY
>Turn on mtv in 1987
>if you sleep late this is the only time you’ll see him
What
aired late at night
Why would I still have cable in 2001?
you say
LINK
the most overrated band that ever existed,
And all the bong smoking wannabes that listened felt like they where the new order
the new rage against the machine
fricking deadbeats
They are hardly a very popular, they had one hit which got airplay and then dissappeared, noone on this planet would call them his favorite band.
The most overrated band would be something like nirvana.
>SOAD
>one hit wonder
Holy moron
they are grossly popular, are you fricking high?
You wouldn't know shit about what's popular outside of Bulgaria or whatever third world shithole you're from, dumb ESL moron
soad still gets play on the radio
nirvana is shit though
I'M THROUGH WITH STANDING IN LINE OF CLUBS I'LL NEVER GET IN
ALL YOU MAGGOTS SMOKING gayS OUT THERE ON Hollywood BOULEVARD
Anyone remember a music video that was filled with memes that came out once on mtv?
weezer?
>pork & memes
Tbh I liked weezer. come at me.
Nope. It took place in the entrance of a night club in the beginning. I think pacman comes out.
i mean we're talking of mtv right?
what year are we talking about here cause i don't think i was watching that much of mtv past 2007
Maybe around the time lady gaga's poker face.
Was it Mope by the Bloodhound Gang?
Nope. It had more internet centric memes and opens in the outside a night club. Although, mope does have pacman in it. Good guess.
Hooray for boobies I still listen to that album
Deichkind - Leider Geil? (means sadly awesome)
>I SAY FRICK A TORTOISE
>turn on MTV in early mid 2000s at 8AM
>always the same pop music video
>cowboy tries to shoot a dancing woman in the desert but she keeps dodging his shots through dancing and it culminates with him walking up to her and them kissing
I've been searching for this for years already, it HAS to be somewhere. I don't remember the song, only the video.
i hate this place cause it's full of wackos schizo
are you sure of what you're saying there?
I am absolutely sure. It was definitely around 2004-2005 when I was going to school and my brother would put MTV on while we're getting ready for the day. Forgot to mention that they used bullet time like in the Matrix in the MV and the lady was wearing some blue two piece bikini.
I hope you find it, anon. Keep us posted.
nta but i still thinking about it and even with google nothing comes out
The most vivid frame was something like this
>guy unloads some rounds in her direction
>cut to a front shot of her dancing while bullets completely miss her and cause matrix-esque ripples
Tried to recreate it with my limited resources i'm wageing right now
I appreciate your effort lol but still can't find shit
As a Turk, and I'm not a /misc/gay, I've always amused by other ethnic groups and nations still seething about us. I got that it must be frustrating knowing that your ancestor butt-fricked for hundreds of years but this is how the world works. Every land is stolen by other people if you go back enough in the history of humanity. There is no nation on earth can claim that "this land is ours!". It was yours before. It belongs to us now. It belonged some other people eons ago. It's just temporary. Try to live and enjoy your life instead of seething like a baby.
Linkin Park was the last great rock band. Nobody could follow their act.
kek Linkin Park was fricking rap metal shit that we all used to laugh at. Even Limp Biskit had a few good songs and owned what they were. Not all the whiny bullshit.
>Not all the whiny bullshit.
That is total horseshit
>why does everyone hate me and keep fricking with me
The funniest shit is in the song re-arranged when he’s screaming in the background “YOU JUST KEEP WITH ME YOU JUST KEEP FRICKING WITH ME.”
Thats the only song of his I like
This. I remember in shop class in HS when Hybrid Theory came out. We all went ape shit when some kid played it. The teacher didn't even care, we just cranked it and bent and threaded conduit.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm loading up the Linkin playlist today.
ITT: Dishonest music
Linkin Park was the only good nu-metal band.
>linkin park
>metal
Did i miss something? Zoomers are classifying them as metal now? Or is it esl euros?
HOW MUCH IS THE FIIIIIIISSSH
YOU'VE GOT THE MUSIC IN YOU
just found out there's actually people that don't like this song
YEAH
YOU PUSH IT
a friend said that static x and such silmilar stuf f is called "angry a t my parents" music
Mtv was shit in the early-mid 2000's.
I remember having to watch a channel called vuse or fuse if i wanted any music
Astonishing to me that every year in the 1990s felt like a different era
I know we were just slow boiling, but man I miss the 90s. Zoomers will never know how comfy it was.
Genuinely a movie like American Pie is incomprehensible to the zoomer mind
better days
aww right pardner
90% of Earths population didn't have access to MTV in 2001, moronic firstoid
It didn't get good until '02 or '03 so nothing lost
I know guys from eastern europe that watched MTV. What kinda shithole are you from
uhh yes we did
t. third worlder
>Today, I will remind them
>2013-2014
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
Now it's gonna be stuck in your head.
do zoomies remember vh1 pop ups
it was just better