>turn the female lead into a sex slave for a giant gross alien and his disgusting alien court
>her lover and her brother both know that she was kept as a sex slave
>no real denoument to the fact that she was a sex slave
What did Lucas mean by this? No, really. What the frick is this? It's so weird to have two sexless movies and then your female lead becomes a sex slave in the third movie and then it just gets ignored
You're the one assuming she was a sex slave. It could've been a power thing since she's a princess.
>projecting his fetish/fantasies
goyslop has destroyed your brain
aren't you too sexless to be wondering?
>Lucas literally forbade her to wear underwear for the entire movie
...why do we hate Lucas again?
He raped the little girl in Poltergeist.
Wasn't that Spielberg?
He also added Aayla Secura from the Republic comics to the movies, and would've had Darth Talon in his Sequel Trilogy.
OHHH HO HO HOOOOOO
AH HAHHH HAH HAAAAAHHHHH
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AHHHH
ARRRRGGGHHH YEAH TAKE IT ALL MONKEY b***h
OH GOD THIS IS BETTER THAN OOLAH
maybe if the dumb b***h wasn't afraid of maggots, she wouldn't have been fricked by one.
How much cocaine was Carrie on when she did this
Probably less than when she was doing the sequel movies
All of it.
However much is needed to make you write like this when you're 60.
We were robbed of years of semi lucid interviews with her where she calls the new trilogy terrible and berates Rian
ROBBED
At least the sequels were so bad George's ex-wife finally came out of the woodwork just to shit on them
Now post what she thinks about the prequels.
Here, let me help you:
>"George is, in his heart and soul, a good guy and a talented filmmaker. I wish he would’ve kept directing [other kinds of] movies. But when I went to see Episode I—I had a friend who worked at ILM, who took me as a guest to a preview—I remember going out to the parking lot, sitting in my car and crying. I cried."
>"I cried because I didn’t think it was very good. And I thought he had such a rich vein to mine, a rich palette to tell stories with. He had all those characters."
>"And I thought it was weird that the story was about this little boy who looked like he was six years old, but then later on he’s supposed to get with this princess who looked like she was twenty years old."
>"There were things I didn’t like about the casting, and things I didn’t like about the story, and things I didn’t like—it was a lot of eye candy. CG.”
Anakin was 9 and Padme was 14. Also, Lucas pioneered the tech that was used for TPM. No one else was doing what he was doing to create the PT. The story was fine too. Basically, she just didn't get it.
It was ugly inane garbage, and you are moronic.
Sin City and the MCU did the same exact shit as this.
yes they copied the shitty prequels
you can't be this stupid
And how am I stupid?
>No one else was doing what he was doing to create the PT
It was a better time
Oh yeah, I know. It makes it even more funny tbh
What the frick does this say?
BRO WHO CARES
*snort*
>Please don't let ?????????????? wake up in a 4th Reich on Wednesday / vote 4 Hillary, Donald = Dangerous
No idea what the second line says, later she uses the gas pump emoji for G and the vine for R but what word is "GARVTMETU"
>WARBRBLEWRABLLEBRABRAPABRALBABHAPABLAP
What did she mean by this?
I JUST CRACKED IT:
>Please don't let Gary and me and you wake up in a 4th Reich on Wednesday. Vote for Hillary. Donald=Dangerous
Frick that took me almost 15 minutes
Frick you’re absolutely right. Nice job anon
Thank you, to be fair this guy cracked half of it:
Couldn't have done it without you mate
I commend your effort
Originally there was a scene where she described Jabbas enormous, slimy and ribbed member to Han and Luke, but it was cut due to time constraints
>>no real denoument to the fact that she was a sex slave
She used her own slave chain to strangle her slave taker to death. Not all denouncement has to be verbally spoken although you capeshit brained zoomers don't seem to understand that.
>She used her own slave chain to strangle her slave taker to death.
>george "there are no bras in space" lucas
she was from alderaan none of that was new to her
why else do you think she was so ready to frick her brother
bunch of inbred deviant mountain people
all the minions of jabba got a piece, she was a turned out bawd for weeks before her rescue.
I know Jabba the hut was big into anal
Do you want a whole post-rape arc where she complains about it for 25 minutes of the film? They had fun space adventures to go on, moron
>post
No but I could convinced to watch a 25 minute rape arc.
Why put rape in the fun space adventure at all
how else are you supposed to get women to watch it
>how else are you supposed to get women to watch it
this
I don't think Leia was actually a sex slave. Jabba probably just kept her around like a human would want to keep a pretty bird or a cute cat. Maybe he pet her and tried to teach her how to say "Leia want a cracker" in his woo tah dah mah neh language. At least, that's what my impression always was.
Same here. I thought it was to mock the humanoid males who came to visit him. I'm mean, that's what I'd do.
You don’t make a cat dress sexy
speak for yourself
>his woo tah dah mah neh language
kek
Sounds like scottish
This is exactly what happened. He has multiple pets/curiosities in the film, just like other fat rich people in history did.
She was the only human female in the universe for all three movies. Keeping her chained up was a huge power play.
there was also aunt Beru
and moon mothy
Sexless? Leia was banging Luke and Lando both to make Han jealous enough to go after her
Lando would go on to frick Mara Jade and probably Jaina as well. Really says a lot about galactic society.
What non-canon piece of media is that from? 🙂
Still can't believe Lucas and then Disney killed any chance for Mara Jade movie or show. They write (poorly) a trilogy around a shitty Mary Sue, ignoring a legit kickass female character that already had strong fan base traction. Fricking idiots.
George Lucas didn't think it through because he's a talentless hack
I think he was just trying to imply she was a space go-go dancer. Adjust your coomer gauge to a time where softcore pornography was legitimately considered degen shit.
She was a "slave" for what, less than 24 hours probably? Sure they were definitely going to run a train on her at some point but Luke's whole plan was executed so quickly that I doubt they had time to actually take her to pound town. I just rewatched the original trilogy like a week ago so the whole sequence is still pretty vivid to me.
she was very insistent on starting with the rancor
thats why they were all so sad
always thought it was weeks later
nice
He finally worked up the balls to shoot his John Carter kino is what happened.
Slave Leia is just Dejah Thoris
>only 44 replies
holy fricking kek, no one gives a flying shit about onions wars anymore
we dunepilled now mothafrickah
hahahahaha
rest in piss basedboy wars
Zoomer go home
it's a nod to those old conan comics/frazetta covers where there's a girl wearing just a fur thong inside some dark and slimy throne room with a monster in a throne, or to dejah thoris. no real profound sexual deviancy as you're implying, just plain homage to the comics they read as kids
you're just too young and uninformed to get the reference
You know, its entirely possible Jabba only had her as a sort of status symbol/accessory. There's nothing saying se was a sex slave.
its more implied than directly said
this was before sex was invented so nobody acknowledges it exists
Lucas does whatever the frick he wants. There is no deeper meaning to anything, it just looks cool.
He has the tastes and sensibilities of a teenager. It's the same reason why Indy 4 absolutely *had* to have aliens and monkeys swinging on vines.
I always assumed that she was kept as a rape slave, and all the different aliens ran train on her. This is heavily implied, but not stated overtly, since the movie is rated PG.
She wasn't a good friend.
I'd stick my photon torpedo down her small ventilation shaft if you know what I mean
I hope you didn't practice on womp rats
The Maggie Gyllenhaal of her time.
Sexo
https://movies.adult-fanfiction.org/search.php?find=resist&cats=1811&search=Search
>Vader abuses his power to try and get the information out of his own flesh and blood. MF
Is it possible to get a slave wife of my own if I'm not a giant gross alien?
>What the frick is this?
It was a trend at the time, sice 50s to 80s for women in iron bikinis against dragons, monsters, and men with similar costumes, Frazeta was an artist and to this day is famous for doing art in this style. Marvel has something similar with Shanna and Kazar but it must be something that will never be shown in the MCU, because Feige hates it, but it's good to know that 1% hates it like you OP. You're that part that doesn't consume, you just scream on twitter when you see a beautiful woman showing skin.
peak costume design