What's some primo goth/emo movies/tv shows?
My GF is a conservative catholic and I want to unleash her dark side. She's already halfway there in that she likes Nightmare before Christmas and Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
Turning Christian Girl Goth
Why not both moron?
Also Kiss of the Damned
The Craft
When she turns into a dyke and breaks your heart remember this moment.
She'll be a poser
>Beetlejuice
>underworld
Do your research
>She'll be a poser
All emo/goth girls are, so it's irrelevant to me.
I didn't say she couldn't be both. I said I want to unleash her dark side.
Also, I should specify; nothing TOO artsy. I doubt she'd get much from sitting there watching something like Truffaut with me.
>Also, I should specify; nothing TOO artsy
No, either force her to get some taste or frick off. That you want to watch that awful Alice movie Burton made is not a good sign.
It's probably better than whatever asspull art-slop you'll recommend me if that recommendation offends you.
>old monster movies
>art slop
lmao imagine being more moronic than a girl
>underworld
I hope you mean the band and not that shitty movie
Only Lovers Left Alive
Trash the Burton hot topic slop and watch classic monster movies like Nosferatu.
>Interview With the Vampire
>Edward Scissorhands
>The Crow
>The Craft
>Only Lovers Left Alive
>Suspiria
>Sleepy Hollow
>Spider Baby
>The Craft
I keep seeing this recommended. Is it really THAT good of goth-bait?
eh it's okay. just a typical 90s teen movie, but with cursory witchcraft.
also check out girl with the dragon tattoo, not really a horror movie but the main chick is def goth.
It's Elvira time
Constantine. It'll also appeal to her religious background.
>My GF is a conservative catholic so I'm gonna turn her into something she's not
It's not going to make you any happier, might as well break up with her now. Trust me , dude, you don't want it. Get a goth gf not a Catholic gf ffs
I remember going to high school and 1/4th of the girls were either scene girls, emo, goth, goth-lite, or grunge-core.
I regret not getting laid back then.
Who the frick is Alice?
Consider breaking up with her. It's easy to destroy ourselves but you'll regret destroying people who trusted you
The Pit and the Pendulum (1962)
Underworld (2003)
Costantine (2005)
>primo goth/emo movies/tv shows
>My GF is a conservative catholic
so, the ideal girlfriend
>I want to turn her into a trashy prostitute
I hope she leaves you. like, tomorrow. and then you get aids.
>My GF is a conservative catholic and I want to unleash her dark side.
Introduce her to BBC. Conservative Catholic girls love that shit.
This! So much this! You want your girl to go to the "dark side" it's perfect. She sounds like a prime snowbunny and you need to educate her by making her submit to BBC only, she'll be much happier afterwards.
there are threads on the /gif board for helplessly perverted minds like you. So please take your depraved fetish over there where you can discuss your love for Black person genitals with your fellow degenerate enthusiasts.
This is now a WMAF thread.
When I asked her her opinion on black people, she said she thought it was too late for them to move back to Africa so all we can do is tolerate them.
Lmao, go cuck somewhere else, you homosexuals.
She's taking miles of black pipe behind your back and loving every second of it.
maybe in one of your perverted mind's porn fantasies
Are all Amerimutts this deranged? You need to stop watching porn, bro
>conservative christian
>AND based
You're throwing away prime white-race material OP. Stop what you are doing IMMEDIATELY.
>she said she thought it was too late for them to move back to Africa so all we can do is tolerate them.
>tolerate
lmao you're fricking done kid
>gf doesn’t outright hate them
She sounds like she’s got stockholm syndrome for black men. She’ll go from tolerating them to hanging around them to fricking them in 8 months flat, and once she’s had a taste she’s never going back. When it happens, remember I told you so.
This is how you know the post is false there is catholic universalism, im a browncel Hispanic dating irish american and her family especially father is very happy because im catholic, show your catholic gf black in her catholic church and she happily marry him lmao
>spic
>starts pushing bbc posts
Every time.
Based.. We are all one in Christ; race doesn't matter.
>universalism
desiring a homogeneous nation does not by itself contradicts being a catholic. Have not considered that opinion could be expressed out of love for the said race.
Just keep to your own people ffs. How hard can that even be? Think about your children.
Goths already seem Christian AF. Those b***hes are always wearing crosses and shit.
that's not goth that's some shit from 2013-14
SCATholics are not christian doe, besides I don't think catholics have a rebellious bone in their body trained by generations of mindlessly obeying their pope, they dont have a breaking point where they become super anti religious commie chudcels, they may never have gone to church since they were 4 but they are apparently still catholic, such is cultural catholicism mainly marked by considering their paganistic papacy superior to true real chrisians or "protestants"
>sneething Protocel: the post
The VVVItch
The find a Black Phillip to fill her up and scratch that BBC Itch
>wants to corrupt his conservative catholic gf
if what you say is even true shame on you
Ew they look ugly.
Blair Witch 2
>and by dark side I mean just wearing black clothes, not doing anything that's actually dark
Like what? Playing with a weegee board? Performing mock sacrifices with super-market chickens in the local graveyard?
> she likes Nightmare before Christmas and Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
I can't tell if that doggo is angry or smiling.
This board is dying.
Should've had more shit-post battles against bbc spammers.
Post more Asians lusting over white wiener.
Fillipinas are the secret sauce feverbros
Even the first daughter could pass for a slav. Kek, asians truly are the biggets cucks on the planet.
You’re a moron. Simple as.
>My GF is a conservative catholic and I want to unleash her dark side
Leave her be, you sick freak.
She's already into dark dick.
>OP asks for dark, gothic movies
>Thread turns into worshipping of BBC
You all deserve to be fricking executed.
OP was asking how to turn his girlfriend into a freak show.
You sound like a cuckold, soon you will be forcing her to have sex with other men.
All cucks need to go back to plebbit