Does she even have genitalia? What about an anus? I think I saw them eat so they must poop from somewhere?
Also since she's technically an android why not just like fit herself with a futa dick? It would be her style and then she can frick whoever she wants?
>It's lack of pussy that fricks countries up. Lack of pussy is the root fricking cause of all global instability. If more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over here and frick 'em up like this! Cause a nut-bustin' haji is a happy haji. >, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did on his frickin' gay-ass army, then this country would be no more fricked up than, say, Mexico.
>turns evil because they're obsessed with the past
>she can't get laid
LITERALLY impossible.
what race is this
logical
He's just like me
>can't get laid because she doesn't know any arabs
I think she had oneitis for Ikaris, but he was not a pedo so she was shit out of luck.
Didn't she try to get laid in a bar or something? So yeah she had a crush on Ikarus but would've accepted another nice sicking too
She did. But she was projecting the appearance of an adult woman.
How does that even work?
Magic.
Should've magic'd herself into someone Ikarus would be into.
She only had like thousands of years to try.
Ikaris already had oneitis for Sersi. He never fricked anybody else for centuries while she shacked up with Jon Snow.
movie?
If anyone can relate to that it's this fricking board
I can fix her
Why not just like give blowjobs to random people?
Does she even have genitalia? What about an anus? I think I saw them eat so they must poop from somewhere?
Also since she's technically an android why not just like fit herself with a futa dick? It would be her style and then she can frick whoever she wants?
>tiny pixie gets mind broken after getting cucked for 7000 years
That's kinda hot, tbh
>she can't get laid
Wtf? Moms from Facebook told me 1 out of every three men are child predators and groomers and she couldn't find a single one?
>exist on Earth for like 10000 years
>retroactively observed contemporary US moral codes and laws
Eh, I would. Why not?
>has a crush on Ikarus
>who has no personality whatsoever and is a wet blanket in any kind of conversation
On that note why did that irish trickster character have an irish accent in like 10000 BC?
Ikaris is stoic. Women like that if you are handsome enough to pull it off. Plus, he was their leader and girls love power.
she was so ugly in Eternals, she's qt now
that's not her, that's a random american child
>villain could genuinely be saved by a good hard dicking
Imagine the superspeed telepathic sex.
hmm
>cast a child as a being that's thousands of years old and just wants to frick
Oy vey
Wild.
The part near the end where they hit her in the back of the head with a rock legit had me scream laugh in the theater.
Just like you
>She
>It's lack of pussy that fricks countries up. Lack of pussy is the root fricking cause of all global instability. If more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over here and frick 'em up like this! Cause a nut-bustin' haji is a happy haji.
>, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did on his frickin' gay-ass army, then this country would be no more fricked up than, say, Mexico.
Can really tell this character was originally a guy in the comics.