Turns out chloroform doesn't actually knock people out in ten seconds like in the movies and is in fact just as likely to kill you

Turns out chloroform doesn't actually knock people out in ten seconds like in the movies and is in fact just as likely to kill you

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    name one(1) movie where this happens

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name one movie where chloroform knocks people out in ten seconds?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Usually it's much faster.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ace Ventura Pet Detective

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least 2 Simpsons episodes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Iron Giant

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every episode of every german crime show ever made, and half the english

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tintin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ready Player One
      Vantage Point
      The Iron Giant

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ready Player One
        >video game(cgi)
        The Iron Giant
        >cartoon
        Community
        >tv show

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pretending like you wouldn't have come up with something regardless of the movie he responded with
          have a nice day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Community.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silence of the Lambs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      House of Cards did it too in S03E13

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rio

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This Star Fox 64 promo VHS from Nintendo Power: https://youtu.be/F0i_SI63I70

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ace Ventura

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ace Ventura

      ?t=183

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a comedy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any movie with Jason Statham.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tenet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a movie but it happens several times in dexter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peter Jackson's King Kong if my memories of 18 years ago are right

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be My Cat: A Film for Anne

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sporloos

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name one movie where chloroform knocks people out in ten seconds?

      Psycho
      The Silence of the Lambs
      Hannibal
      Red Dragon
      The Pink Panther
      The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
      From Russia with Love
      The Italian Job (2003)
      Casino Royale (2006)
      National Treasure
      Kiss the Girls
      Batman Begins

      shall I continue?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good job figuring that out young man. Are you starting 6th grade this year?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Good job figuring that out young man. Are you starting 6th grade this year?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it did, anesthesiologists wouldn't be making fricking bank.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They make bank because it's their job to make sure you're under and don't die.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you feel really smart but you just reiterated what the guy you're replying to said.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and they are usually pretty chill cool guys , its the surgeons that have a god complex

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    k. thx for ruining every Sleepygimp comic.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna say that the op image made me impulsively say
    >"Tee-tas! Tee-tas!"
    in a really high pitched voice while I grimaced and looked around like a raptor
    jurassic park style in a joking/ mocking manor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of honked it out like a donkey braying.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of honked it out like a donkey braying.

      I did this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome TEE TA brother

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know the rules.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        where strem

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tee tas
      >convoluted awkwardly phrased scenario
      > in joking / mocking manner.
      0% chance you are from US or Europe.
      100% chance of being from doing the needful land.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reverse google is utterly useless now. Can anyone tell me what this is from? I'm sure I've seen the girl on the left in porn before but can't recall name or anything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

      FM Concepts. They do a lot of that stuff. Good luck.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try Yandex. Between yandex and Russian anal porn I’m having a hard time staying on team ukraine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, yandex is the only way to go for image search. Can't vouch for their regular search

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Russian anal porn
        wow, even their straight shit is gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

      Erika Jordan and Karlie Montana?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coomer of the Month right here. Good work.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is NOTHING better than a gigantic pair of fat fricking breasts on a skinny girl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. But lacking in the ass department here

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile rly b like
        >too small

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          sasha's ass was perfect

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >only has degenerate scenes
          shame

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what the frick non-degenerate porn are you watching

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can 100% tell that that ass has only been used by black dudes

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Take a brake from porn.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Take a brake

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sasah did porn with every shade of human that exists.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            can you tell where your father is?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up Black person

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only Blacks like ass. breasts are the taste of superior men.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          spoken like a true dicklet

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            spoken like a true brown person

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              LITTLE

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’m white as they come and I’m an assman. I eat pussy too. Plus I’m a vegan so your head is probably gonna explode.
              >guaranteed seething replies

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s not how asses work you virgin.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn. And I thought I had a tiny dick.

            Fragile black hands typed this post.
            Poo comes from the ass while breasts provide milk and nourishment.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          breasts are for teens
          ass for men

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn. And I thought I had a tiny dick.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i like both

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          breasts are just pretend chest ass.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superior men demand both. Only insecure homosexuals b***h about ass being for Blacks.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. seething Black

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They hated him because he told the Truth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine eating bbc cum out of her pussy and butthole

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have a spot in each vein in my boner for particular types. nadine j topless in the swimming pool stays with me, but i also like a doggystyle shot of a pristine clean innie-vegana untouched but her butthole is immaculate too (different girl)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only Blacks like ass. breasts are the taste of superior men.

      spoken like a true brown person

      [...]
      Fragile black hands typed this post.
      Poo comes from the ass while breasts provide milk and nourishment.

      Cope

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one wants the sheboons, not even the heboons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gigantic pair of fat fricking breasts on a bbw.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    same with 'choking someone out'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can’t choke someone out in ten seconds you’re doing it wrong. Have had any training? You’re very mistaken. Killing then takes longer than ten seconds but a proper rear naked choke will knock you out easily in ten seconds. Your brain can’t go longer and maintain consciousness with zero blood flow.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blahbidy tryhard posturing
        dumb c**t just look at the fact that every year fully trained cops and marines and shit try to choke someone unconscious and end up with a dead body. whatever you wrote is rendered irrelevant

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah he's right a blood choke doesn't take very long at all if you've ever done / watched bjj you'd know that's true.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dumb c**t just look at the fact that every year fully trained cops and marines and shit try to choke someone unconscious and end up with a dead body
          where i can look at this fact?
          that sounds like you're making shit up in your mind

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well I trained for years and anyone in this thread that has trained as well is laughing at you. I’m sorry you think everyone here is so insecure to want to lie to randos on the internet.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            how about try to refute the evidence i gave instead of changing the topic
            >the earth can support human life because I live here
            >well i have 4 phds and so does everyone i know else we're laughing at you for thinking that people could live on earth. its not in the theory in which i trained extensively

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What was that? Your keyboard cut out. .

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stroke posting

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >every year fully trained cops and marines and shit try to choke someone unconscious and end up with a dead body
          That's because they sit on them while they're face down for 10 minutes after they're unconscious. They don't even need to be applying pressure to their neck at that point, it's being face down with weight on your back.

          For a classic example see the guy that was killed a couple of weeks before Gorilla Floyd. It was made even worse by a paramedic injecting a muscle relaxant while the cops were sitting on the guy's back.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's got more to do with the people needing to be chocked out having three times the lethal amount of fentanyl in their bodies

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's that white liquid they inject into you before surgery?
    Crazy how it knocks you out in 10 seconds.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nvm looked it up it's propofol
      honestly OP, they're not gonna tell you the real name of knockout drugs but ones just as effective as movie chloroform exist and people are getting raped with it all over the world which is why they tell people to watch their drinks in a bar

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the one from Dexter was real but I'm pretty sure that one's movie magic too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the one from Dexter was real but I'm pretty sure that one's movie magic too

        They have to be swallowed/ injected, much harder then the film fantasy of putting a paper towel in front of someone’s face 🙁

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In Dexter he injected people, but the unrealistic part was that it worked pretty much instantaneously.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            really depends how you do it, was given some drug in the hospital for surgery, the guy pressed the plunger down and told me to count from 10 to 1
            i made it to six and then woke up four hours later

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >really depends how you do it
              No, he means this.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can administer drugs in a two step process.
          Blow scopolamine into their face, then when they're subdued, give the injection.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a roofie moron.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    does it take 10 seconds in this movie, can you link me this scene so I can check for myself, I've got my stopwatch out, ready to go

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No in these movies they always drag it out for like a minute, very gratuitous

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you're telling me a chokehold would be just as effective as chloroform and it's completely free?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the size of those nippeolas

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what you’re saying that there’s a possible “kidnap” or “forced” lesbian video if I search for Karlie Montana and Lena Paul?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Source? On the claim?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Use of chloroform as an incapacitating agent has become widely recognized, bordering on clichéd, due to the popularity of crime fiction authors having criminals use chloroform-soaked rags to render victims unconscious. However, it is nearly impossible to incapacitate someone using chloroform in this manner.[59] It takes at least five minutes of inhaling an item soaked in chloroform to render a person unconscious.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what are you meant to do?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It takes at least five minutes of inhaling an item soaked in chloroform to render a person unconscious.
        Somehow I doubt breathing nothing but chloroform fumes would take a whole 5 minutes to incapacitate someone

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This may be true but taking a deep breath once or twice of straight chloroform is gonna make you very weak and unable to resist whoever is doing it. So... holding it to them for a few more minutes isn’t going to be difficult.

        Not sure whether or not it’s likely to kill them though. I guess you’d need to know when to stop doing it

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Source?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source? On the claim?

      Soience

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ether does it better

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this meme started because they used to use it in biology class to knock out frogs for dissection.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like Silencers don't actually make the gun silent in real life, but as long as it makes sense with the story you're trying to tell, why not?

    Movies would be really boring if they had to be realistic 100% of the time.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's your pickup line, guys?
    >..move, i need a drink

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm attracted because victim looks like anna kendrick from the eyes up

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have those same panties

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Plus I’m a vegan

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People that get hit in the head so hard they blackout for extended periods don't wake up with zero complications.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the name of the one in green?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Punch someone in the face so hard they lose consciousness
    >He's out cold for several minutes while you do something else
    >He regains consciousness, and fights you vigorously

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do lesbian rapists even exist?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh yeah? Women take advantage of drunk and drugged victims just like guys do. I know a woman it happened to after being roofied..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still not clear whether lesbians themselves even exist

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do but are extremely rare. I know one and she's pretty cool. Good friend, always had my back whenever I needed something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the girl in the right looks like ava sparxxx

      rape/violence between lesbians is higher than between straight couples

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still not clear whether lesbians themselves even exist

      lesbians only exist in the presence of men

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m always slightly amazed when someone else has heard about Gord.
      Did you come across him though the Benson comics or perhaps Davo’s beyondbent.
      Is dolcett also well know by normies?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that webm has been spammed on /gif/ for years.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m always slightly amazed when someone else has heard about /gif/.
          Did you come across it though the Reddit r/porn subreddit or perhaps Cinemaphile’s own /b/.
          Is Cinemaphile also well know by normies?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            9gag4lyfe

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How mindbroken are you? Do you seriously believe Cinemaphile is some kind of secret club? Or that /gif/ is some kind of self contained universe?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek nicely done, made the moron seethe

            How mindbroken are you? Do you seriously believe Cinemaphile is some kind of secret club? Or that /gif/ is some kind of self contained universe?

            (kwab)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Look up what "seethe" means youngion

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's that what the holes in the street are for?
      Why aren't they called womanholes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he Belgian?
      After seeing all those stories involving hidden underage rape chambers in Belgium I wonder how many people are immured.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much do you think he payed to them to let him do that?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        once shes restrained you dont need to pay anything

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, it's more likely that they paid him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not his finest work

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guarantee that 100% of people who consoom this content will kidnap, rape, and kill at least one person.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is an extremely complicated way to have sex...

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    any real life crime kinos where things go badly because he copied something from TV or movie??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Hi-Fi murderers had watched Magnum Force and thought drinking drain cleaner killed people instantly.

      >Pierre and Andrews then propped the hostages into sitting positions and forced them to drink the Drano, telling them it was vodka laced with sleeping pills. It immediately caused blisters on the victims' lips, burnt their tongues and throats, and peeled the flesh around their mouths.[8] Ansley, still begging for her life,[9] was forced to drink the Drano, although Orren said she coughed less than the other victims. Pierre and Andrews tried to duct-tape the hostages' mouths shut to hold quantities of drain cleaner in and to silence their screams, but the oozing blisters prevented the adhesive from sticking. Orren was the last to be given the Drano, but seeing what was happening to the other hostages, allowed it to pour out of his mouth and then mimicked the convulsions and screams of his son and other hostages.

      >Pierre became angry because the deaths were taking too long, and were too loud and messy, so he shot Carol and Cortney Naisbitt in the backs of their heads, killing Carol but leaving Cortney alive. Pierre then shot at Walker but missed. He fatally shot Stanley before again shooting at Orren, this time grazing the back of his head.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hi-Fi murders
        That story always makes me fricking sick. It’s crazy the level of violent crimes Black folk commit that never end up with the media attention they deserve, yet, George Floyd and Rayshard Brooks were plaster on every television in the US still to this day.
        With the sadism of the Hi-Fi murders, they still had advocacy groups speaking out on their behalf and trying to get reduced sentences, same for Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom. The Black person worship in this nation is sickening.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It’s crazy the level of violent crimes Black folk commit

          Look at Benin and it's pre-colonial art.
          It was a civilization made by blacks in Africa, very crude but with extensive mud hut city.
          It focused on cannibalism, mutilation, sadism and human sacrifice.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can’t be worse than Latin America before the Spanish

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Benis?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    applying enough pressure to the carotid arteries on both sides of the neck with enough force to stop blood flow for seven or eight seconds is enough to knock anybody out, but its not exactly easy to do.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    girls should rape other girls.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Girls do all kinds of sexual stuff with other girls. Girls don't view it the way we view gross gay men. 99% of girls under the age of 40 have had sex with another girl.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >virginity: the post

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol

          I'm actually a former groomer. I used to groom girls I dated to do FFM threesomes. I never once failed because no grooming is actually required. All women are bi.

          I went almost ten years where every single time I had sex it was with two or three or even four girls and me.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And then everyone stood up and clapped. That anon's name? Albert Einstein.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's funny is it's true but I wouldn't expect late millenial autists or zoomer incels to believe me.

              You have no idea how great life was for those of us born in the early 1980s. We are the last normal dudes who actually got to have porn-caliber sex with hot girls.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, it's just as likely to knock the intended captor out.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was once visiting Barcelona and decided to hire a black/Latino trans escort, while high on meth.
    She had the biggest dick I have seen, I think 12 inches.
    Rather then normal poppers or such she just gave me chloroform in a rag to inhale for sex.
    It felt like impaling yourself on a log but I managed to do it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rather then normal poppers or such she just gave me chloroform in a rag to inhale for sex.
      >It felt like impaling yourself on a log but I managed to do it.
      Why did you even bother? That sounds awful.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BRO STOP! I HAVE CHLOROFORM BRO!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe you are attempting to interject current political flashpoints in this wholesome Cinemaphile and film thread

      go away dude

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Ironfist?

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn you for posting that pic OP

    Two weeks of NoFap gone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 weeks
      Weakling

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The women getting handled is legitimately turned on in this photo. You can tell because her clit is erect and poking through the front of her panties.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you cant even see her clit in this position moron

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    as kids we were sniffing chloroform in chemistry class (great teacher), I still remember that sweet smell. And actually it can knock you a out in 2 seconds.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved Karlie Montana so much you guys. I preferred her solo stuff. Her In the Crack video where she dildos her ass is amazing.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my life is like a video game!
    trying hard to beat the stage
    all while i am still collecting coins!

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My only input is I am more concerned the more you morons become curious about it

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this picture is very arousing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      those girls are snowbunnies til the end

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        disgusting prostitutes

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the Cups 'N' Dice thing that gets advertised on here. Just got it. Really nicely made.

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