>turns the Moon into a Horcrux
>is now immortal unless wizards destroy the moon
>if wizards do that then muggles will notice
>this will cause the muggle-wizard race war you wanted all along
Name a flaw to this plan
>turns the Moon into a Horcrux. >is now immortal unless wizards destroy the moon
Wizards can magic up a 2nd moon, there, debunked
Wouldn't he have to murder someone while on the moon?
Just grab a random muggle to kill on the moon then
Yes, and? Wizards can teleport. Just cast that air bubble spell they used to breathe underwater and you're good to go.
then you'd have to prove that someone can apparate or create a portkey to 238,000 miles away.
there's also the vacuum and cold to deal with on top of the lack of air.
>then you'd have to prove that someone can apparate or create a portkey to 238,000 miles away.
Even if they somehow can't, you could just make a portkey out of something that's going to be landed on the moon. Obviously requires a muggle nation that's sending missions to the moon, so you might have to wait for a while.
>there's also the vacuum and cold to deal with
Eh, you aren't going there to stay. Just zip in, kill someone to create a horcrux and zip out. Seemed to be as easy as that seeing as that's how Harry became a horcrux. But even if a regular horcrux takes more time, pretty sure wizards have spells against the cold. I'm not aware of any other problems vacuum would cause besides that. Well, there is radiation but again it's not like you are going to stay there long enough for that to become a factor.
>kill someone to create a horcrux and zip out.
well again i think there's generally some sort of ritual and limitations in the creation of one. Barring Harry Potter which was an accident created by a already broken soul. iirc dumbledor said they were in uncharted regions of magic in regards to the horcruxes and voldy was probably the first person in history to make more than one.
but i don't think voldy wanted a horcrux of or on the moon cause
1) he never thought anyone would know about his horcruxes
2) they were all hidden
3) they were all important items to him (he was a collector of important things as a child)
4) i'd wager even he wasn't powerful enough to be able to transport to the moon.
i mean beyond the obvious fact that this is a book series and it stretches the plot to ridiculous levels.
still though if worded correctly these could be interesting questions to ask JK. I even think she'd be interested in answering them to give her a break from being accosted by trannies.
>1) he never thought anyone would know about his horcruxes
That's just categorically false. He asked a teacher about horcruxes as a student, and knew that the guy was still alive and taught at Hogwarts after Voldy returned. It's a huge plot point of the sixth book.
>2) they were all hidden
Could have hidden one on the moon, just to be on the safe side.
>3) they were all important items to him (he was a collector of important things as a child)
Just place the important item on the moon.
>That's just categorically false. He asked a teacher about horcruxes as a student, and knew that the guy was still alive and taught at Hogwarts after Voldy returned. It's a huge plot point of the sixth book.
Tom asked a teacher about it and the teacher dismissed it out of hand after giving the information. Tom was crafty like that. it wasn't until dumbledor investigated the issue decades later that he came across the incident and put the pieces together.
>Could have hidden one on the moon, just to be on the safe side.
Again, that assumes he could even do such a thing. there's nothing to suggest he could. even Voldy had his limits. And him being vain probably also dictated that he have access to the item so he could at one point go back and gloat over the item. or be able to move it if it was discovered but before it was destroyed.
I think you may be missing the point that he was profoundly narcissistic and got pleasure from hiding something as important as the horcruxes in plain sight. Also, as mentioned, they all were items of emotional importance to him (except for Harry but that was an accident)
The moon is in plain sight
JESUS FRICK JUST CUT IT OFF ALREADY WITH YOUR MOON SHIT
Harry was the most emotionally important thing to Voldemort
the prophecy said Harry would end his reign
the thing he loves most
Why not make a probe that it's going to be sent to space, a horcrux?
Who is going to destroy something on Jupiter or Mars?
probably cant be too far from him this is a book about magic and shit you can make anything you want up there is no perfect villain in fiction only israelites in real life
>probably cant be too far from him this is a book about magic and shit you can make anything you want up there is no perfect villain in fiction only israelites in real life
Only limitations voldy put on the horcruxes was that they had to be special enough to be worthy of holding his soul. the diary was just a test to see if he could make a horcrux and harry was unintentional. everything else he cared about a great deal.
I'd wager the distance doesn't matter because the horcrux is just a container for the soul, not directly involved in the person who created it.
>Name a flaw to this plan
there's gotta be a limit to the size of a horcrux.
there's probably a ritual to turn something into a horcrux and that ritual needs a horcrux to be a specific size and be able to be handled.
And if you could turn the moon into a horcrux why not the earth?
Make a horcrux and try to get it on a deep space probe. but the magic would probably cause the rocket to malfunction and explode and that explosion would destroy the horcrux.
NOW STONE SOLDIER! DESTROY THE MOON!
The Yu-gi-oh game would have been way better if it had followed the first season of the anime instead of all the pathetic fricking rules and card colors they now have
dude, magicals dont fricking know muggles have been on the moon
they're stuck in preww2 history
Implying muggles have really been to the moon...
Imagine being this much of a goy.
four words
Lunar Laser Ranging Experiment
you're fricking welcome, dumbass
All this proves is that someone, or something, is on the moon.
Usually I have to go to /tg/ to find stupid arguments about lich's phylacteries.
>turn myself into a Horcrux
Checkmate Dumbledore.
umm have you not read the 7th book?
No, I'm not a nerd
Voldemort unintentionally made Harry Potter a horcrux and even made a snake a horcrux.
why didn't he turn himself into a pickle?
>turn the Sun into a horcrux
Your move, trillion lions.
> enters solarsystem
> gets turned into a horcrux
> exits solar system at 38 km/s
Good luck breaking my immortality now LMAO
You guys ever read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality? Alt-universe fanfic where Harry is raised by an Oxford professor and hot Aunt Petunia. Gives Draco full cognitive dissonance by telling him about the moon landing.
Imagine how much raping of muggles that the wizards did. Especially now that apparently there's loads of Black person wizards. You're telling me Black folk can cast magics spells and they don't abuse their powers to rape everything in site? Imagine how many big black dicks have been up Harry's bumhokle. His butthole would be so week he'd have to constantly.be casting tightening spells on it sto sotp oall the poo flowing out. Instantly from his broken aids infedg s chocolate stargish. Hilarious how that wasn't the case until ameri and got their hands on it lmao fat fricking Black person loving morons got I hate Americans so kuch
>he casts Avada Kedavra
>i create a portal that leads the green energy beam to the moon
>he destroys his own horcrux without demaging the vessal like he did with Harry
why not just create the horcrux around and then go about smashing some mad pussy? who cares about muh politics when you can turn kings in to frogs, i would create international conflicts just for the lulz, make North Korea launch a fricking nuke on Madagascar or something
The moon is a sentient being in Harry Potter
he would have to kill another celestial body when making the moon a Horcrux
Remember that one time in FBZ when piccolo blew up the moon to stop golu from.transformong into a monkey and then it was never mentioned again that the moons was literally destroyed? Yeah, that was pretty weird
Well it didn't but the moon has been destroyed and dragon reconstructed b4
It's a blink and you'll miss it line, but Mr Popo mentions that Kami-sama put the moon back together after Mūten-Rōshi blew it up in the 21st Tenkaichi Budōkai. Presumably he does the same thing again at some point after Piccolo blows up that moon.
Moon is not horcrux. Moon is egg.
What if didnt make any horcruxes and instead just made himself immortal?
>What if didnt make any horcruxes and instead just made himself immortal?
The horcrux was the best way in his mind that made him immortal.
>apparate to the moon
>stab it with basilisk fang
No, nobody will notice
ACCIO SLYTHERIN
ACCIO GAS CHAMBER
ACCIO INDIGO WHITE
ACCIO PANTIES
ACCIO RAPE DRUGS
Haha hope no qt witches drug me and take me to a broom closet this year lol