Turok: Dinosaur Hunter movie when?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fog will be black.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never. Studios can't make dinosaur movies for some reason.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They ran out of CGI. Theres no good CGI anymore it's all used up!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dinosaurs aren't real

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now don't you feel foolish?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dinosaurs aren't real
        no shit, that's why we have to make movies to see them. otherwise we'd just go to the zoo

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soundtrack to this was ace.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, check the remaster and extra stuff from the composer, its great

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Problem is anon, it'd just be the Turok game from 2008

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was that bad? I've never played any of them but I know the original games were praised

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        First one was atmospheric, but not that good tbf, it got mogged hard by Goldeneye. I liked the weaponry, bosses and music.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked it a lot better than Goldeneye

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked it a lot better than Goldeneye

          Goldeneye is the most overrated game of all time. People only remember it because it was consolebabbies first FPS

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't bring myself to finish it. the level design was absolute ass. just valley after valley. shame because the other parts were kinda fun.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What? I thought the original Turok had great level design.

            Turok 2 was the shit one that just did labyrinths of copy-pasted grey corridors

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Turok 2 has mostly good level design. The Bug Hive levels though are complete dogshit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't good, but it's the only one with a...manageable narrative that could translate to film, but it's so bloody generic 2008 action game that it'd be shit as a film.

        The first one is a generic FPS with a dinosaur gimmick and very random bosses, the second one has a bit more plot, but wouldn't translate to film.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Turok Evolution would translate well. That animated movie seemed like it was inspired by it.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    all i remember about this game was a guy that was in half a dozen pieces throughout the whole game and when you finally assembled it you could only use it three times.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turok: Evolution was kino (besides the gay flying levels)
    Loved exploding lizardpeople heads

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Indigenous person appropriated to kill le heckn gay dinos
    normies' heads would explode

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Natives love to be appropriated
      Seriously just get the natives speaking a native language in the film and they’ll get all excited to have their language preserved in film

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was an animated movie a while back based off the original comics.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There was an animated movie a while back based off the original comics.
      Yes. Turok was voiced by Native Canadian actor Adam Beach, seen here next to Sarah Gadon.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In development hell because that vin diesel Bloodshot movie flopped over at Amazon. They were planning a big Valiant cinematic universe with Bloodshot, Ninjak, XO Manowar, Turok, Harbinger and HARD Corps.

    Probably even less likely since comic movies are floundering even worse now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just the superhero shit. Just market these characters as Action Heroes and they’ll be fine.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    closest you will get is the Cadillac and Dinosaurs cartoon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xenozoic fricking rocks too. Give it a read if you want based pulp dino world adventures.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEY!

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's the live action Turok you asked for

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put a Predator in it and make him lame and gay.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be some Chinese-funded POS starring either Jason Momoa or Dwayne's Johnson, who'll be paired with some flavor of the month actress and an established British actor like Benedict Cumberbatch who's only in it for a paycheck.

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