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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...to this?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    to this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      always thought the dad looked like shit. morbidly obese, dude has never had discipline. got that fricking goatee on looking like a fat kid who got a little too crazy on some chocolate cake, dude has never had a sense of style. no frickin wonder his son wants to troon out, he wants to be like his homosexual dad.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pain

        He's actually the step-dad.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait really? i don't know whether he is relieved or waiting to leave

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s the one that stepped up, and look how that went.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pain

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is so freaking lame. I blame mostly the homosexual, obviously. Poor parents have no fault. Well, maybe the mother.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This video is horrifying. I actually get creeped out by it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the guy's face kills me. i don't know if he's drunk or in pain or that's just his complexion but between it and his forced smile it looks like he's causing himself physical pain by forcing a smile.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't the bald guy do all the troony porn in the late 90's/early 00's?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they had to film this and put it online to assert they are 'correct opinion'

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now poster the person who designed this fat dumpy nig

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking israelites ruin everything

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    did he shoot himself in penis?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And people STILL say trannies aren't mentally ill

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's natural, chud

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    to this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not going to believe what Baby Sneedy looks like in 2024!

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    chudsisters we are so back

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      year of the chud

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only April O'Neil I care about.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      did tons of JAV with asian guys but refusesd to do scenes with black guys. what did she mean by this?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        prolly the israelites at blacked.com don't pay as good as the yakuza frogmen

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese guys are better looking than homies

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        your value as a woman goes down dramatically if you frick Black folk. this naturally translates to the porn industry.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably less painful with those LAC

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gone too soon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not both

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not both

      Cosplayer?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wiener player

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick no
      big nose, big head

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yellow Fever Dork

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          kinda describes april as well

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She cute

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her best role was as Gretchen wirners in mean girls

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >big breasts and glasses

      This slag is perfect

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This slag is perfect
        April has a lot of imperfections that make her standout

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like her nose

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Such as… ?

            Nose teeth and breasts. It's works in her favor though.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              She has some perfect breasts tho

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                All breasts are different sizes but hers are more noticeable than normal. Not a complaint, I think that her breasts are great but the imperfections really make her stand out and come together.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t believe so, they look normal in terms of mutual proportion

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I need to look again. I like her breasts but cannot check atm.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's her areola sizes that are different. Haven't coomed to her in years

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The difference isn’t really noticeable, it’s pretty normal

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They are pretty distinct looking. One is bigger and the other looks smeared. I like her breasts but acting like they are flawless and uniform is false.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Such as… ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's hot, but the her only good scene was the bathroom one with James Dean

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this post is dubs we're all gonna get big titty girlfriends in 2024.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seth Rogen.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    April from the first movie is my wife.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a layer to this I just don't understand. Why do they always blackwash red head characters?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop noticing things.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most redheads are supporting characters, support cast members are what usually get recast. But sure, there’s a devious conspiracy to erase people of specific hair colour in a business where people wear wigs and dye their hair all the time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They say redheads because if they’re honest and say white people they get cancelled. Redhead is the closest they can come to the truth. I’ve completely stopped watching any movies with black people in them.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I’ve completely stopped watching any movies with black people in them.
          Hell yeah

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name four

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that a porn star

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have you got something else?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TAKE YER DAMN BANANA RAINCOAT OFF

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