Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the shed
Not a creature was stirring
Except on the bed
The master was hung, pounding bussy without care
Regardless of St. Nicholas soon being there
The bussy was broken, all thongs in disrepair
While Master kept pounding his slave in the bare
And Jamal on the ground, and Tyrone on his knees, they had scrambled brains from Master's BWC.
When out on the roof there arose such a clatter, bucks stayed in their chains and paid it no matter.
Away and again his hips like a flash,
tearing open bussy, that is to say, his ass.
The moon on the crest of the new-fallen buck, gave the lustre of midday to their interracial frick
When, before pounding hips should appear, but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
they knew in a moment it must be St. Dick.
More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
"Now Fricker! Now Dancer!
Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Cummet! On, Cupid!
On, Dahmer and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch!
To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky so up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Dickolas too.
And then, in his twink bussy, I heard with a groan, the sloshing and nutting of each little sperm.
As he raised up his head and was fricking around, down the chimney St. Dickolas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in white, from his head to his feet, and his clothes were untarnished by ashes or skeet
A great white wiener he had hung over his sack, and he looked like a master just looking to bareback
His skin--how it wrinkled! His wiener, it was scary! His nuts were like melons, his size like a ferry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up in a smile, and the beard on his chin was white as he came to defile.
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The stump of a dick was hard as a rock, and the musk of it wafted the bucks to a shock
He had a broad face and was clearly no chum, and his belly was quite filled, like a bussy full of cum
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, and Tariq laughed when he saw him, in spite of himself.
A glint in his eye and a pulse of his wiener, gave Tariq cause to know he waa in for a shock
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, and filled his black ass, and came with a jerk
He pulled out as he gave Tariq's ass a slap, and with his rod, up the chimney he was in a snap
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But Tariq heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,
"Get that thong out yo bussy, and to all a good night!"
gem
My Christmas gift was posts like these
This homie feels the love that dare not speak its name,
dis homie ZESTY
Exquisite. You have done well, anon.
Black folk btfo
how much time did you spend on this shit?
One shitter session. I was bored
This homie gonna coordinate ya cushions with ya curtains
kino
this homie sweet as a sugar plum
a fruit pop if you will...
>BUCK?
A most peculiar poem I do declare.
he won
Me? I'm posting bucks
dayyyummm these homies be zesty as fk
Congrats on being a homosexual
Now now I'm not saying it's easy work but these Buck's need a breakin'! It's just how things ought to be
ZESTY
WEEEEEEELL WELL WELL so this here buck likes to mouth off eh?
Take'im to the barn boys, imma give him a lesson meself.
>mfw
man I haven’t seen jaffaposting in forever
you can still find em
never5get
This is still the funniest shit i've ever seen in my life
>Jaffa is calling
I showed a bisexual homie who I hate buck breaking and he was genuinely traumatized. Guy tried so hard to have sex with me after I had to block him on four apps including my work Skype.
You could've been a buck breaker, you think we give buck breaking pepe's to just any anon?
holy frick
Buck status: broken
10/10 post. Merry Christmas OP
Dasher and Prancer were the zestiest of the reindeer.
Wouldve posted this on his X, but the zesty buck blocked me. All the thug wbms, the buck memes and his zesty tweets finally got to him. Buck broken
kys
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A LIVE ONE BOYS. WHO WANTS TO HELP ME BREAK THIS ONE??
I'll never break ,you ugly bastard
WEEEEEELL you head'im boys. Take'im to the OTHER barn and lets see if he can handle the horse.
You’re an official Black compliance engine.
Weeeeeeeelllllll on the twelfth day of Christmas, ol’ Bucky sent to me;
Twelve engines thrummin’
This should have been stickied but we have a buck broken boy in the mod team who seethes at this gold meme.
They needed the sticky to make an ebin Bane thread. Marry Christmas and happy 2016 for you all
I love Cinemaphile, Merry Christmas anons.
GET
THAT
THONG
I am bucked up
why is this board so gay?
It's not gay if you're: 1) white 2) doing the slip + slide in choco tunnel
Snopes actually confirmed buck breaking is straight (for the white master). But seriously I just wanted to say if you are going to buck break black guys this Christmas please make sure they have a clean STD test first.
Fricking gay blacks without a condom is a sure fire way to get aids. Black people are gross anyways. Young white twinks are where it's at.
You could always use a buck breaking machine I suppose.