twin peaks - the return

it sucks so much. do you homosexuals seriously like it or were you meming?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lynched

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP is yrev gay

      >tfw Twin Peaks is an artistically accurate portrayal of life death, and spiritual presence on Earth

      OP got lunched
      many such cases

      bots

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no u gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >into the trash it goes

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is yrev gay

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Twin Peaks is an artistically accurate portrayal of life death, and spiritual presence on Earth

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP got lunched
    many such cases

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You missed out on the watch threads. Kino.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt they were as shit as the entire season

      I thought it was fine, why do people shit on The Return so much?

      like all of luncheons work it has no mean ing

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was fine, why do people shit on The Return so much?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lots of bad filler

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh plot midwit
        Of course

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but the gems between the filler makes it worthwhile. Maybe he could have tightened it up a bit so the ratio was better but for me it was still worth the investment to watch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Libs love it so I hate it.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    L Y N C H E D

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think david lynch is into pain suspension or something because the editing is so tight

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    we were joking. you know that right?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, Twin Peaks is some of the worst trash to ever be on television
    Stop spamming this filth

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i kind of thought it was boring but when it ended i thought it was the best thing i've ever seen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had a similar feeling in which i had very mixed feelings after every episode but after the finale i decided it was the best thing i had ever watched. what do you think causes this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Urge to fit in.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          fit in with who lol? i only know one person who actually likes this show

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I actually like it a lot. It really feels mystical and meaningful and arcane and is dripping with crazy, uncompromising passion. Something that looks like this and feels like this - I will love it no matter others say.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's weird and doesn't give instant gratification because your brain needs to process everything a bit. In music you would need repeated hearing, in a television series the brain catches up as you keep watching.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats because the first few episodes are kinda bad. then it gets better, and then the last third is very kino

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he was filtered by Dougie Jones

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he was filtered by Phillip Jeffries AND Dougie Jones

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a definitive statement on the so-called "golden age of television" and a fantastic dissection of the social and spiritual dysfunction of the modern age. It's also a culmination of Lynch's decades long career and manages to express the high points of his oeuvre. Finally, it's a cheeky provocation of a fanbase that were starved for a continuation to a story they loved for 25 years. It is probably the single greatest example of television as art

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up. That reminds me of the essay Tarantino gives in the Itchy-and-Scratchy-Episode

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice rebuttal. Substantive argument. The kind of concision and nuance I'd expect from the intellectual powerhouses on this board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you talk like a gay and your shit is all moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well said chief.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's trashy, but it's also entertaining. It's refreshing to see someone do whatever he wants and shits on what Hollywood thinks is political correct or what sells.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > FWWM > return > 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      almost
      1 > return > 2 > FWWM

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, FWWM is better than the Return.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      almost
      1 > return > 2 > FWWM

      both wrong
      FWWM > return > first 9 episodes of s2 + the finale > s1 >>> rest of s2

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely based. for me its the fanedit that combines FWWM with The Missing Pieces

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the fanedit that combines FWWM with The Missing Pieces
          Been meaning to check that out. Seen The Missing Pieces separately but not edited together. Does the fanedit actually flow together well? Will probably give a shot on my next TP rewatch.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's magical in a way that makes a lot of subconscious sense, and just enough conscious sense. I loved it and I am the most unhip person I know of.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show was shit because it was too much LYNCH. The original Twin Peaks was a a major TV network wanting a drama and David Lynch wanting his crazy shit. They both met in the middle and made Twin Peaks. Now that network interference is gone and you get Inland Empire: Twin Peaks Edition. Draggy, weird for the sake of weird.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for putting it into words better than I could.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for putting it into words better than I could.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too much LYNCH
      no such thing you pleb

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Draggy, weird for the sake of weird.

      Things that aren't for you are not automatically shallow or arbitrary.

      It's a definitive statement on the so-called "golden age of television" and a fantastic dissection of the social and spiritual dysfunction of the modern age. It's also a culmination of Lynch's decades long career and manages to express the high points of his oeuvre. Finally, it's a cheeky provocation of a fanbase that were starved for a continuation to a story they loved for 25 years. It is probably the single greatest example of television as art

      It doubles for an 18 hour guided meditation session without being didactic. Dougie is there to filter empty fan service ADHD addled entertainment media junkies. And it's them than need it the most, if they can find a way to stomach it against their goldfish brain nature.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUDY

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably the most spiteful thing Lynch ever created.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are so many moments of pure joy and love throughout the Return. Can't imagine thinking this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a combo of pure love and Lynch really showing the audience how much he disliked the fact that he was forced to reveal the killer. Ultimately, even though the network forced him, I think he blamed the fans for writing in at the time apparently, causing the network to force him.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the only TV revival I've seen that wasn't shit. I didn't want a whole season of cooper running around twin peaks with le cameo disney moments. S3 is based and people who don't like it never have any valid reasons for not liking it. cope.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Dougie sequences and 'pacing' only seem sadistic from a certain point of view, picrel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normgroids don't know shit about Jack Parsons and The Scarlet Woman. Wait until they find out about the Die Glocke too.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick did people want season 3 to be? Do you really think some hollow imitation of the old show would have been good or even remotely memorable? It would have been forgotten a week after it finished airing by everyone.

    You cannot do season 1 of Twin Peaks again, its not possible, so imitating it would have been horribly embarrassing. Season 3 instead did something new, just as season 2 felt different from 1, how the movie felt different from the show. In the end we got something worth remembering, something unpredictable and fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The final line of the series, "what year is this?", is a perfect encapsulation of those concept. You can't repeat, you can't go back.

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