wienery white guy dies
weird mutt gets the white girl
it's a pass. also Injun guy will be in the role of the magical savage, his folk wisdom will be ignored by wienery white guy but mutt and white girl will listen and live.
stupid white men can't control nature.
some kind of bullshit like that you can count on it.
I didn't invent anything, just piecing together tropes I've saw in the trailer and making a logical conjecture. it doesn't make me angry because it just what Hollywood does, however it does make for a dull movie.
sorry you don't know what a trope is. maybe you should look that up and read what I posted again.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Saying "trope" does not make your weirdo interracial fantasy any less imaginary anon.
3 months ago
Anonymous
nice projection
3 months ago
Anonymous
You're the one that typed this unprompted
wienery white guy dies
weird mutt gets the white girl
it's a pass. also Injun guy will be in the role of the magical savage, his folk wisdom will be ignored by wienery white guy but mutt and white girl will listen and live.
stupid white men can't control nature.
some kind of bullshit like that you can count on it.
. Are you already out of stock replies?
3 months ago
Anonymous
probably, you know you have nothing to say because you know my conjecture is most likely correct. now you're all pissy and dropping the ad homs. that's fine keep them up.
here's another (you)
3 months ago
Anonymous
No, it's just your weirdo fantasy so you can pretend to get mad at it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Black person you're a dumgay moron. Shut up and dilate.
I didn't invent anything, just piecing together tropes I've saw in the trailer and making a logical conjecture. it doesn't make me angry because it just what Hollywood does, however it does make for a dull movie.
The white guy will pull a big sacrifice at the end to stop the twisters and then it'll turn out he survived somehow.
I thought the special effects were really cool & then I ended up being positioned in a place where I could distinctly see the wires attached to the cow prop when it swung by which kinda took me out of it.
i hit that shit back in the day. Billy P doing the intro and thanking the special effects and stunt guys was nice. RIP, he finally got out of this chickenshit outfit
The reason Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt are always on separate screens in that ride is because they grew to hate each other so much during production of the film that they refused to record any more scenes together.
Sadly whatever high budget movie he ends up in is likely to tank because the script etc. is just shitty. Good for him though that he's making money out of it, but it's disappointing that Hollywood is pushing just these kinds of movies for fresh actors like him. I heard some okay things about the hitmen movie he's staring in, but a lot of the time he's just being typecast as the enthusiastic guy who can't rid himself of his Southern accent no matter what role they put him in. It makes someone eyecandy and nothing more.
I just miss the times of good original drama movies, or at least anything that is not "we made this movie just so we could put the CG department to work fulltime again" and have actors show some range playing different kinds of character than just "she's /he's hot".
They are pushing a tall white guy with a strong jawline who was in a notable supporting role in mega blockbuster Top Gun Maverick? Who could have seen this coming?
He's got that Paul Newman look. Strong jawline and good looking but not particularly handsome.
And with Timothee and Holland not being masculine looking Hollywood is probably desperately searching for a new younger leading man that audiences like to push everywhere. And he probably won't ever win any oscars but he's a solid actor.
He is 35 though so if he doesn't watch it he'll fade fast as frick.
>He is 35 though so if he doesn't watch it he'll fade fast as frick.
I wonder what the hair situation is, already on propecia or getting fitted for a piece?
His hairline looks like it's starting to move so he'd probably need a piece. Propecia and minoxidil are crazy effective if it starts on the scalps and you begin a strict regimen soon as you begin noticing it. Like I used to work with a dude in his mid 50's that had a nearly full head because he began rogaine in his 30's and rarely missed a dose. But genetics does also play a part in that.
Not so effective if it starts on the forehead though.
I think he would run into the twister to avoid that woke homie in this movie. Don't to see the trailer or as seeing by the image that the black guy is her boyfriend.
They might have some footage from Pecos Hank or one of the other prominent tornado youtubers. There’s a movie called Supercell that came out recently that had more real footage than CGI.
Why are these people doing really stupid things for a naturally phenomenon that we have full knowledge of? Tornadoes are not some mysterious force that we don't understand.
Word is the movie was actually conceived as a direct sequel with the lead girl being Paxton and Hunt's daughter, but there was some sort of falling-out between Hunt and the studio and they axed all that and made the sequel standalone.
This makes me want to see the movie more, I hate when these legacy sequels get some geriatric actor from the original to do a cameo and expect people to tear up.
Good. When they were filming the first one, all she did was talk shit about us and everyone hates her for it.
I have a job offer to move to a great plains city...
They told me already that tornadoes are real and they've seen tornadoes themselves with their own eyes
idk if I should take this job
I don't want to get smacked by a flying cow
A tornado is not going to appear out of nowhere and >nothing personnel you. News stations out here treat severe weather like live sporting events. Unless you live in a cave with no TV, internet, and human contact then you will know full well when there is severe weather in the forecast and if there is even a wisp of a tornado
t. Moore, OK resident
This anon is correct. Miami had a severe storm last week and ABC, CBS, FOX, and NBC, all interrupted local programming for 30 minutes of live weather broadcasts because the National Weather Service was putting out Tornado Warnings for part of Miami. The weather girl on CBS Miami sounded like what I would imagine her first blowjob sounded like. Scared shitless. It was kino.
Whats the one video where the storm chasers are driving through a small town that is about to get massacred by an F5 and the people in the town have no idea a bunch of them are about to die? Some took shelter in a Home Depot and a lot of them died.
I bet there will be a small nod to the original, like one of the team says "we need to live up to the legacy of those great storm chasers Jo and Bill!"
Take the hit and come back and tell us.
Looks pretty lightweight, which in itself may be a relief from the usual shit.
Not him but I watched it on a whim the other day.
Wasn't offensively bad, but still shitty.
Powell gives easily, easily the best performance.
About 1/3rd through there was a confluence of overly self-aware woke jokes that almost bored me enough to drop it but it passed.
I haven't seen a romcom in like 10 years but this seemed amateurish.
Also I thought I'd seen a bit of Sydney Sweeney in movies before, but I never realised she talks like a moronic 15 year old.
I might pirate this one, I'm not seeing another one in the theater until Twi5ter comes out. The CGI is just not good enough to waste my very precious time.
I'm still waiting on a kino where Dakota Johnson and her play mother and daughter. I'm not sure exactly what the plot will be but at some point they will both have sex with me.
>Glenn Powell and Daisy Edgar-Jones get their big break after being rising stars for a while in either TV or supporting roles >It's Twisters: The Sequel to Twister - Twist Harder
Oh
And call it what? Tornado? It's a movie about tornados, why are you acting like people will REFUSE to see it because it's called Twisters but would see it if it was called Tornados?
Twister was very popular. This also is clearly not any kind of direct sequel, it's just another team of stormchasers and some tornados. You don't exactly need to have seen Twister to see this one.
I know it doesn’t seem like it, but Twister was incredibly popular. It was the second highest grossing film of 96, behind Independence Day. It was the first movie released on both DVD and Bluray, because the new formats needed a film that would have a high adoption in case the formats flopped and didn’t replace their predecessors. It’s a ridiculous movie and far from high art, but it’s sure as hell popular.
I have a job offer to move to a great plains city...
They told me already that tornadoes are real and they've seen tornadoes themselves with their own eyes
idk if I should take this job
I don't want to get smacked by a flying cow
I hate the idea of being pulled out of the shelter in front of my family like I'm being ripped away by a Jurassic Park dinosaur
Well I don't have any family, so that doesn't matter. Unironically, i think it would be pretty cool to see a tornado, but I don't want to get killed or maimed by one.
I'm also worried there's literally nothing else to do there...
You will think it's cool until you actually see one, a bad one, and suddenly it turns toward you and you have no idea what the frick to do or which way it's going. Been there. You will quickly go from "Holy shit that's awesome looking, I bet I could survive one of those, it would be cool to ride one like in the movies" to "Oh my God, I hope I live through this, I don't even care that I pissed myself please don't let me die like this". Even when you have a death wish, when one of these wienersuckers are actually right on top of you your monkey brain kicks in and your blood runs cold and all you can think about is surviving.
I lived in South Florida for 35 years and only got hit by two major hurricanes. Andrew in 91 when i was still in diapers that just missed our city and hit Miami, and Wilma in 05 when i was still in diapers that hit our city. We lost power for two weeks. I've never seen a tornado in person and Florida is the 3rd most tornado prone state even though most are weak and or water tornadoes. Also I'm pretty sure another major hurricane that just missed us a couple years ago caused a small tornado that made a tree fall on my car. Car is still alive though, no damage. Im scared shitless of mid west tornadoes. They are no fricking joke. Good luck anon.
Coastal tornadoes are like little babbies. I accidentally drove next to one a few years ago, and the worst it did was smack my car with a few branches that didn't even really leave scratches. Then another one went right by my house, and it knocked over lawn furniture.
But when I lived in Oklahoma you lived with the knowledge that any warm day could end with you getting deleted by a tornado over a mile wide.
It'll be fine, don't freak yourself out. I was at a bar with one of my friends when there was a tornado watch issued for our county. He immediately receives a paniced phone call from his wife who had moved from a non-Midwestern state. We just laughed and told her not to worry about it unless there was a sighting or the sky turned green.
i moved to Indiana as a kid from the gulf coast. we'd get big scary thunderstorms and tropical storms, occasionally hurricanes, but tornado weather is EVIL. and the warnings/watches constantly interrupted TV, like every fricking time it rained basically they'd interrupt my shit with these gay ass warnings because they didn't want to be the network that didn't tell people. nothing ever happened either.
this was back in the day when you couldn't just download shows/movies
You will think it's cool until you actually see one, a bad one, and suddenly it turns toward you and you have no idea what the frick to do or which way it's going. Been there. You will quickly go from "Holy shit that's awesome looking, I bet I could survive one of those, it would be cool to ride one like in the movies" to "Oh my God, I hope I live through this, I don't even care that I pissed myself please don't let me die like this". Even when you have a death wish, when one of these wienersuckers are actually right on top of you your monkey brain kicks in and your blood runs cold and all you can think about is surviving.
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I don't watch regular TV and I haven't seen a commercial in years because I download everything and watch it that way without any ads etc. The biggest scare I have had maybe ever was last tornado season when my phone started freaking out with that same awful noise they use for amber alerts because there was a big one coming right toward where I live (which is super rare, I'm outside of the alley). I looked at my phone, ran to my window, saw a funnel starting, and grabbed my dog and my go bag and hid in the basement for hours hoping not to die. It tore a bunch of stuff up around here but missed my place with the worst part. Fuuuuuck that shit. I never want to deal with that again. I lived in coastal Florida for years too, had tons of really bad hurricanes come through, it is nothing like a tornado.
When Martin Mull says a big one is like the finger of God in Twister he's not bullshitting. Hell, even an F2 can drive a toothpick through a telephone pole. Absolute destruction and no rhyme or reason. Scary shit.
>cgi slop with hideous color pallete for the storms (what the frick is that blue tint) >actors that look like actors and not storm chasers >DUDE we brought the red truck back see we watched the first one! >subtle diversity quota >stupid fricking plot >"hey bro let's just stop the tornados you in?"
Kill everyone who greenlight this. I'm glad Bill never had to see this. That movie was my young obsession and got me into extreme weather
The climax of the movie will have the main character's truck destroyed, only for them to find Bill Paxton's 2500 Dodge Ram from the first movie and use it
>finally a movie that caters to my extremely specific deviantart fetish of women being sucked towards a tornado but being held onto by a strong man who can resist the homosexual blowjob forces of the twister!
>wind so powerful it literally sucks you off the ground >but clothes and hair stay perfectly still
they could've easily just had some PA point a leafblower at them.
I had a commissioner who had a thing for women getting sucked into tornadoes. He was specific that they had to be hanging onto each other, in dresses and barefoot. Always terrified and crying and about to be sucked to their deaths. I didn't care it was fetish shit, but I lived in tornado alley and always had a fear of twisters. One day while working on the commission we had a tornado warning. Working on it always made me feel anxious. After I handed it off he wanted to keep commissioning me and I told him never again.
>getting sucked into tornadoes >hanging onto each other
This trope is rediculous and I hate every time it shows up in movies and tv. If something is powerful enough to suck you through the air you ain't gonna be hanging onto anything. I groan every time a shitty movie with a twister pulls this. No wonder it became some weirdo's fantasy fetish because it's as stupid as what people think quicksand does.
This is directed by Lee Isaac Chung who did Minari starring Steven Yeun. Seems a weird choice to helm a big blockbuster, like how the director of Pig starring Nicolas Cage is doing A Quiet Place: Day One.
I think studios do this so they can have stronger control over the film itself, since the director would have little clout with which to assert themselves. But, unlike using some nobody hack, they want someone that seems competent enough with filmmaking as a process, even though some directors don’t scale well to the big budget projects.
a few years ago a night time tornado hit an Amazon warehouse in and killed a bunch of people. at the time I was working the night shift at a different amazon warehouse. and i remember when we were going through training, they told us in the event of a tornado to stand under the conveyor belts. in a warehouse full of basically shrapnel
amazon got into some shit because the supervisors wouldn't let the people leave the warehouse
Yeah, I used to be a drone in a supermax prison and I quickly learned that when the higher ups give one of those rare orders, because you never see them gee I wonder why, to "stop doing what you know you should do and do what I tell you instead of fighting back against these animals because the budget is more important than your life!" you have to say no butthole, I'm making sure I walk out of here in one piece and I'll kill all of them and you if that's what it takes to make sure. They really don't like that.
Inbred morons do not count as white, like the british, and every video I have seen of anyone knowingly going too close and too far with chasing a tornado for views has been brown or otherwise subhuman like... Allah forgive me, an asian.
White Americans have pioneer spirit. Our ancestors got on a ship and sailed across a dangerous ocean to a wild land filled with murderous savages. Then we went to the moon. Any REAL American would of course chase a tornado to film it or fly a plane into the eye of a hurricane, because somebody has to do it and it sure as hell isn't going to be a cowardly European
> Nobody asked for this. > It's fricking moronic. > Early homonogfem readings curiously low. > Some muppet larping as a tornado wrangler. > A lot of rain.
Ok. Mildly interested. The question is, will it have two cows?
See how many times the white guy gets pwned or supposedly owned by black people's word in order to survive the twisting nipples. Of course, the actress has short hair.
Nevermind. I can deal with one or two half white through buck and burrito breaking brownoids, but a bunch of commie slant eyed chinamen is where I draw the line. Will not pay to see, will download the first torrent of it available and superseed it so everyone on Earth can pirate it, will vote it 1/10 on every film site.
we watched Dante's Peak in science class in middle school. based teacher. he even told us that it was moronic (the rowboat scene) and completely unrealistic. i guess he just wanted to chill for a day and since it was vaguely related to geology we could watch it
I wonder if they're going to lift stuff from RL cases of freak tornadoes like Jarrell or Joplin or is it going to be your typical Hollywood stuff where they just made stuff up with F6 tornadoes and shit.
Saw the original movie when I was a kid because my mom got stupid drunk a d took me and like 7 neighborhood kids, and some parents to watch it. We were poor so it my dad wasnt happy about the money we dropped to watch it, but it was kino nonetheless
Anybody else like the first movie? It's so fricking dumb and corny, but its so earnest that its almost endearing.
They really fricking hammer home them being this little family and its so stupid its kind of cute.
>Much of the neighborhood was completely swept away with little debris remaining, with what was left being reducing to small and unrecognizable fragments that were dispersed over a wide area. The lack of large items that were recovered, and the granularity of the debris was indicative of the sheer strength of the tornado. Due to the tornado's slow movement, homes near the center of its path experienced tornadic winds for approximately three minutes. The mostly wooden-framed residences, some well-built and anchored, were completely obliterated and swept away, leaving behind concrete slab foundations swept clean of all debris.
>extreme ground scouring occurred, reducing grassy fields into wide expanses of mud in the most severely affected areas. In some cases the ground was scoured out to a depth of 18 inches (46 cm). Vehicles in the neighborhood were tossed and mangled beyond recognition; at least six were found flattened in open areas and coated with mud and grass. Some were thrown as far as a 1⁄2 mile away, and others were torn into multiple pieces of unrecognizable metal.Trees in the neighborhood were completely denuded and stripped entirely clean of all bark as well, including one that was found with an electrical cord impaled through the trunk.
>Bodily remains were later found at 30 locations, and the physical trauma inflicted to some of the tornado victims was so extreme, that first responders reportedly had difficulty distinguishing human remains from the remains of animals at the site.
I know what's wrong with this sequel. None of these people look like geeks, weirdos or nerds of the meteorology world. That's why the original is appealing, the main group are a bunch of science nerds.
yeah maybe 30 years ago when the movie first came out. Since then tornado chasing has become a very popular hobby and literally anyone can do it. People complain of traffic jams on country roads during a storm because of how many people do it now.
i always chase tornadoes to shoot at them. they are evil and i will stop them. i've personally killed at least 3 tornadoes. my only regret is that i can't mount them above my mantel
>has anyone ever seen an F5? >chair clatters >dishes thrown on the floor >flips table >vietnam flashbacks, the bombs, the screams and the noise >I have..
Meanwhile in the BG >FORCE OF NATURE >FINGER OF GOD >85% SUCKTION POWER >RADICAL MAN
>be me >grow up in southwest oklahoma >watch twister >laugh at the morons on screen
Bros, I used to sit on the front porch of my grandparent's and watch tornados go by. The only people that panic during one are morons and "city folk", the rest of use drink sweet tea and only head to the cellar if it starts heading towards the house.
>no steak and eggs
>ugly mutt actors
dropped
There was ONE.
wienery white guy dies
weird mutt gets the white girl
it's a pass. also Injun guy will be in the role of the magical savage, his folk wisdom will be ignored by wienery white guy but mutt and white girl will listen and live.
stupid white men can't control nature.
some kind of bullshit like that you can count on it.
>it's an anon invents an imaginary movie to get mad at episode
I didn't invent anything, just piecing together tropes I've saw in the trailer and making a logical conjecture. it doesn't make me angry because it just what Hollywood does, however it does make for a dull movie.
>logical
No, you're making up bullshit you want to get mad at because you are a weirdo.
sorry you don't know what a trope is. maybe you should look that up and read what I posted again.
Saying "trope" does not make your weirdo interracial fantasy any less imaginary anon.
nice projection
You're the one that typed this unprompted
. Are you already out of stock replies?
probably, you know you have nothing to say because you know my conjecture is most likely correct. now you're all pissy and dropping the ad homs. that's fine keep them up.
here's another (you)
No, it's just your weirdo fantasy so you can pretend to get mad at it.
Black person you're a dumgay moron. Shut up and dilate.
t. homosexual who thinks his whole world isn't imaginary
>Men can be LAAAAAYDEEEEEEES!!!
No.
>continues speaking to imaginary people
The white guy will pull a big sacrifice at the end to stop the twisters and then it'll turn out he survived somehow.
>Shitka isn't even on the poster
Is that Tuco Salamanca
I did not even see her in the trailer. Maybe she dies at the beginning?
I think she's a minor "the daughter" character, not even on the storm chasing team.
She's in between the brown guys legs
they fly now?
The twister ride at universal studios was dimes
I thought the special effects were really cool & then I ended up being positioned in a place where I could distinctly see the wires attached to the cow prop when it swung by which kinda took me out of it.
i hit that shit back in the day. Billy P doing the intro and thanking the special effects and stunt guys was nice. RIP, he finally got out of this chickenshit outfit
The reason Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt are always on separate screens in that ride is because they grew to hate each other so much during production of the film that they refused to record any more scenes together.
I still have the cup
Looks like dooky
Hollywood really trying to push Glenn Powell huh?
He's the new McConaughey.
He has a classic Hollywood actor look
He's the least shitty thing coming out of modern Hollywood.
Hollywood has been putting pressure on Tom Holland ,Timothée chalamet, Zendaya,. Glenn feels somewhat fresh, he's like those actors from the 90's
Sadly whatever high budget movie he ends up in is likely to tank because the script etc. is just shitty. Good for him though that he's making money out of it, but it's disappointing that Hollywood is pushing just these kinds of movies for fresh actors like him. I heard some okay things about the hitmen movie he's staring in, but a lot of the time he's just being typecast as the enthusiastic guy who can't rid himself of his Southern accent no matter what role they put him in. It makes someone eyecandy and nothing more.
I just miss the times of good original drama movies, or at least anything that is not "we made this movie just so we could put the CG department to work fulltime again" and have actors show some range playing different kinds of character than just "she's /he's hot".
They can't push everything on Timothée
We need at least one white guy
>Checks early life
I stand by it
They are pushing a tall white guy with a strong jawline who was in a notable supporting role in mega blockbuster Top Gun Maverick? Who could have seen this coming?
>tall
Better than this gay.
Miles hasn't done anything noteworthy since TGM, which came out nearly 2 years ago.
We're having twins! And they're going to fuse to becomes the biggest wedge ever seen!
They should cast him as Cyclops
Now that I'd like to see. Him as Cyclops and some short hairy dude like Harry Potter to play Wolverine.
hes gettin that arnie hammer treatment before he done fricked up lol
He's got that Paul Newman look. Strong jawline and good looking but not particularly handsome.
And with Timothee and Holland not being masculine looking Hollywood is probably desperately searching for a new younger leading man that audiences like to push everywhere. And he probably won't ever win any oscars but he's a solid actor.
He is 35 though so if he doesn't watch it he'll fade fast as frick.
>He is 35 though so if he doesn't watch it he'll fade fast as frick.
I wonder what the hair situation is, already on propecia or getting fitted for a piece?
His hairline looks like it's starting to move so he'd probably need a piece. Propecia and minoxidil are crazy effective if it starts on the scalps and you begin a strict regimen soon as you begin noticing it. Like I used to work with a dude in his mid 50's that had a nearly full head because he began rogaine in his 30's and rarely missed a dose. But genetics does also play a part in that.
Not so effective if it starts on the forehead though.
better than the rest of the twinks they try to push as leading men
I can't stand his stupid face he's like male Jennifer Butthole
Probably the only sensible thing they're doing. Guy has a classic movie star look.
Can't stand Glen Powell, can't stand Austin Butler, can't stand Barry Keoghan, can't stand Adam Driver. It's over, Hollywood.
Time for your meds and nap, grandpa.
>Not 2Wisters
Ruined
Are they going to try and blow up a tornado?
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Awesome.
Will Bill Paxton come back for this?
he and Philip Seymour Hoffman appear as giant twisters
Cow noises
like arnold vosloo’s face in the sand in the Mummy
Bill makes an appearance at the end as a human-sized CGI twister that gives encouragement to the ragtag team of mutts to defeat Trump
Blue tornado to rip through MAGA land with no nazis left unscathed.
>the real white supremacists were the friends we made along the way
holy kino
There's about as much of a chance of that happening as there is a chance of your mother having any kids that lived.
I think he would run into the twister to avoid that woke homie in this movie. Don't to see the trailer or as seeing by the image that the black guy is her boyfriend.
only if someone knows necromancy to bring him back from the dead
Anon... take a sit... i have some news... uncle billy wont come to christmas this year...
CGI slop
Did you expect real tornados?
Unironically yes
They might have some footage from Pecos Hank or one of the other prominent tornado youtubers. There’s a movie called Supercell that came out recently that had more real footage than CGI.
The first film's tornados were CGI.
This is so fricking moronic, ik gonna be there one and remember how i saw it on TV when i was like 7 years old.
Why are these people doing really stupid things for a naturally phenomenon that we have full knowledge of? Tornadoes are not some mysterious force that we don't understand.
Because tornados are cool.
>Budget $200 million
I hope this tanks big time.
How? Movies shouldn't cost that much.
How much tornado vore will be in this? As much as Nope?
I live in Tornado alley, this trailer is just like every day round these parts. I bet this scares Europeans though
Air conditioning scares europeans
> SFX are worse than the first movie
one last ride, I'm in
Word is the movie was actually conceived as a direct sequel with the lead girl being Paxton and Hunt's daughter, but there was some sort of falling-out between Hunt and the studio and they axed all that and made the sequel standalone.
Probably for the best. It's Twister. Not exactly an epic cinematic narrative we must see Chapter 2 of. Just follow some other stormchasers.
This makes me want to see the movie more, I hate when these legacy sequels get some geriatric actor from the original to do a cameo and expect people to tear up.
Good. When they were filming the first one, all she did was talk shit about us and everyone hates her for it.
A tornado is not going to appear out of nowhere and >nothing personnel you. News stations out here treat severe weather like live sporting events. Unless you live in a cave with no TV, internet, and human contact then you will know full well when there is severe weather in the forecast and if there is even a wisp of a tornado
t. Moore, OK resident
This anon is correct. Miami had a severe storm last week and ABC, CBS, FOX, and NBC, all interrupted local programming for 30 minutes of live weather broadcasts because the National Weather Service was putting out Tornado Warnings for part of Miami. The weather girl on CBS Miami sounded like what I would imagine her first blowjob sounded like. Scared shitless. It was kino.
Cameras are rolling before a tornado even touches down and are still going hours after it has lifted
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Whats the one video where the storm chasers are driving through a small town that is about to get massacred by an F5 and the people in the town have no idea a bunch of them are about to die? Some took shelter in a Home Depot and a lot of them died.
I bet there will be a small nod to the original, like one of the team says "we need to live up to the legacy of those great storm chasers Jo and Bill!"
Doesn't look like a sequel looks more like a reboot with new characters and same scenes from Twister to try to kick start new franchise
Oh no, we're really missing out on Hunt's great ideas ...
>black people shooting hood rockets at a tornado to destroy/neutralize it
Holy shit wish we got that instead sounds hilarious
There is little reason to believe a white woman in her 60s would've made a movie about university blacks fun.
They could have cast Jim Brown as the sage professor.
>diversity cast
The drones getting deployed looking hilariously bad.
I hope the mutt characters get sucked up into the tornado and die.
I hope they defeat the tornadoes and your wife rewards them by giving up all holes like she never has before
they should have casted sydney sweeney and have the twisters rip her bra off
>casted
how much did it costed you
Kys coomer.
it's for you
>hunter schafer and the tornado rips his pants off
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Jonas, son of a b***h
HELL YEAH BROTHER
looks kinda crummy
more hangman kino boys
is his film with sweeney worth it?
Take the hit and come back and tell us.
Looks pretty lightweight, which in itself may be a relief from the usual shit.
Not him but I watched it on a whim the other day.
Wasn't offensively bad, but still shitty.
Powell gives easily, easily the best performance.
About 1/3rd through there was a confluence of overly self-aware woke jokes that almost bored me enough to drop it but it passed.
I haven't seen a romcom in like 10 years but this seemed amateurish.
Also I thought I'd seen a bit of Sydney Sweeney in movies before, but I never realised she talks like a moronic 15 year old.
rip paxton
I might pirate this one, I'm not seeing another one in the theater until Twi5ter comes out. The CGI is just not good enough to waste my very precious time.
TW1573R
Youtube compression is not doing this trailer any favours, completely crushing all the shots of grey winds.
She cute
I wonder if there's as much of a size disparity between her boobs as there is between her eyeballs.
I can confirm there is not.
>titty twisters
she was naked in like every episode of Normal People so you could easily verify it
I'm still waiting on a kino where Dakota Johnson and her play mother and daughter. I'm not sure exactly what the plot will be but at some point they will both have sex with me.
her left eye is ever so slightly smaller than her right. HARD PASS.
that swamp movie she was in was great
she looks like a mix between Anne Hathaway and Larkin Love
Do we know what the tongue situation is?
Not a bad combination
She lewd
>lewd
>you can clearly see the seams of the one piece skin colored full body bikini
That's OF simp chasing 101 and you fell for it
>Her Scottish father Philip is director of Sky Arts and head of entertainment at Sky.[4]
Yet she has never appeared in any Sky production.
She plays a mormon Trad Wife in Under the Banner of Heaven
Why are they trying to defeat a tornado? Seems dumb and too sci fi.
If you can make a tornado stop then you can stop the damage a tornado does to human settlements.
I get why they want to but the how is going to be some stupid bullshit.
>POC lead being relegated to the background
uhh, it's 2024 and still... ? I can't even
>Glenn Powell and Daisy Edgar-Jones get their big break after being rising stars for a while in either TV or supporting roles
>It's Twisters: The Sequel to Twister - Twist Harder
Oh
>why are (you) here?
Is there a name for that fricking sound at 0:32? Muffled siren?
nah looks shitty
>have a drink!
It's Twister but with more Twisters
sadly no sharks
Using brand recognition for fricking Twister is moronic. They could have just made an original natural disaster movie and people might actually see it
And call it what? Tornado? It's a movie about tornados, why are you acting like people will REFUSE to see it because it's called Twisters but would see it if it was called Tornados?
Because it's a sequel to a movie not a lot of people ever cared that much about
>Budget $88 million
>Box Office $495.7 million
The frick are you talking about? Twister was a huge success in 1996.
Twisterz 200 million
Twister was very popular. This also is clearly not any kind of direct sequel, it's just another team of stormchasers and some tornados. You don't exactly need to have seen Twister to see this one.
I know it doesn’t seem like it, but Twister was incredibly popular. It was the second highest grossing film of 96, behind Independence Day. It was the first movie released on both DVD and Bluray, because the new formats needed a film that would have a high adoption in case the formats flopped and didn’t replace their predecessors. It’s a ridiculous movie and far from high art, but it’s sure as hell popular.
wash your fricking mouth out
>They could have just made an original natural disaster movie and people might actually see it
WB already tried that and it was only a modest hit.
there is also The Hurricane Heist from a few years back
Well that was a complete flop
Is that just a rip off of Hard Rain?
yes but it was OK
don't remember that at all
was it this one or geostorm that had the group of main characters running through a parking lot dodging tornadoes?
Pretty sure Geostorm, unless you were thinking of the scene where a tornado plows through a car dealership
i hope this movie is more diverse than the original and more people of color get killed by the tornado
In this case this shit is lore accurate. There's no black people in Nebraska.
None of the good people from the first one. I don't think so.
Not a single star in the entire cast. The only name I recognized was the girl from Mad Men.
Literally no one outside this shithole recognizes Kiernan Shipka by name.
Glen Powell has been a fast rising name for a couple of years now.
Never heard of him. Are you Glen Powell?
The director is a literal who as well. This looks like one of those shitty unofficial fan-made movies.
Why not cook the meat in one pan and the eggs in another?
To think that Twister was considered slop back in the 90s by many critics.
Yesterday's slop is tomorrow's kino.
I have a job offer to move to a great plains city...
They told me already that tornadoes are real and they've seen tornadoes themselves with their own eyes
idk if I should take this job
I don't want to get smacked by a flying cow
I moved to the great plains and got smacked by a cow, I guess it's my own fault for marrying her in the first place.
Was she flying when she smacked you?
Well I don't have any family, so that doesn't matter. Unironically, i think it would be pretty cool to see a tornado, but I don't want to get killed or maimed by one.
I'm also worried there's literally nothing else to do there...
You will think it's cool until you actually see one, a bad one, and suddenly it turns toward you and you have no idea what the frick to do or which way it's going. Been there. You will quickly go from "Holy shit that's awesome looking, I bet I could survive one of those, it would be cool to ride one like in the movies" to "Oh my God, I hope I live through this, I don't even care that I pissed myself please don't let me die like this". Even when you have a death wish, when one of these wienersuckers are actually right on top of you your monkey brain kicks in and your blood runs cold and all you can think about is surviving.
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i love this video. sad this is an old man, his wife died in this storm but he lived
jej
no respect i tell ya!
i can feel the sweaty forehead and tie-adjusting through your post.
I hate the idea of being pulled out of the shelter in front of my family like I'm being ripped away by a Jurassic Park dinosaur
I lived in South Florida for 35 years and only got hit by two major hurricanes. Andrew in 91 when i was still in diapers that just missed our city and hit Miami, and Wilma in 05 when i was still in diapers that hit our city. We lost power for two weeks. I've never seen a tornado in person and Florida is the 3rd most tornado prone state even though most are weak and or water tornadoes. Also I'm pretty sure another major hurricane that just missed us a couple years ago caused a small tornado that made a tree fall on my car. Car is still alive though, no damage. Im scared shitless of mid west tornadoes. They are no fricking joke. Good luck anon.
Coastal tornadoes are like little babbies. I accidentally drove next to one a few years ago, and the worst it did was smack my car with a few branches that didn't even really leave scratches. Then another one went right by my house, and it knocked over lawn furniture.
But when I lived in Oklahoma you lived with the knowledge that any warm day could end with you getting deleted by a tornado over a mile wide.
>Andrew in 91 when i was still in diapers
>Wilma in 05 when i was still in diapers
It'll be fine, don't freak yourself out. I was at a bar with one of my friends when there was a tornado watch issued for our county. He immediately receives a paniced phone call from his wife who had moved from a non-Midwestern state. We just laughed and told her not to worry about it unless there was a sighting or the sky turned green.
i moved to Indiana as a kid from the gulf coast. we'd get big scary thunderstorms and tropical storms, occasionally hurricanes, but tornado weather is EVIL. and the warnings/watches constantly interrupted TV, like every fricking time it rained basically they'd interrupt my shit with these gay ass warnings because they didn't want to be the network that didn't tell people. nothing ever happened either.
this was back in the day when you couldn't just download shows/movies
I don't watch regular TV and I haven't seen a commercial in years because I download everything and watch it that way without any ads etc. The biggest scare I have had maybe ever was last tornado season when my phone started freaking out with that same awful noise they use for amber alerts because there was a big one coming right toward where I live (which is super rare, I'm outside of the alley). I looked at my phone, ran to my window, saw a funnel starting, and grabbed my dog and my go bag and hid in the basement for hours hoping not to die. It tore a bunch of stuff up around here but missed my place with the worst part. Fuuuuuck that shit. I never want to deal with that again. I lived in coastal Florida for years too, had tons of really bad hurricanes come through, it is nothing like a tornado.
When Martin Mull says a big one is like the finger of God in Twister he's not bullshitting. Hell, even an F2 can drive a toothpick through a telephone pole. Absolute destruction and no rhyme or reason. Scary shit.
We've had tornado warnings in fricking new hampshire. Nobody gives a shit unless there is actually a sighting.
I saw a video from a security camera in a highschool gym that was in a tornado's path and I'm scared of them now
Why white people movies always so stupid?
No Kiki in the trailer is a huge letdown. She was the only reason to watch this unnecessary sequel to a perfectly fine first movie
No one gives a shit about Kiernan Shipka
Unfortunately she blew away when they turned the wind machine on and they couldn't find her.
Thought as much
>cgi slop with hideous color pallete for the storms (what the frick is that blue tint)
>actors that look like actors and not storm chasers
>DUDE we brought the red truck back see we watched the first one!
>subtle diversity quota
>stupid fricking plot
>"hey bro let's just stop the tornados you in?"
Kill everyone who greenlight this. I'm glad Bill never had to see this. That movie was my young obsession and got me into extreme weather
I bet the tornados will look worse than the first movie despite almost 30 years passing.
The climax of the movie will have the main character's truck destroyed, only for them to find Bill Paxton's 2500 Dodge Ram from the first movie and use it
and I will clap
Why is it using the FRIENDS font?
Is it a spinoff? Will David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston have cameos?
>ohnononono!
>finally a movie that caters to my extremely specific deviantart fetish of women being sucked towards a tornado but being held onto by a strong man who can resist the homosexual blowjob forces of the twister!
>wind so powerful it literally sucks you off the ground
>but clothes and hair stay perfectly still
they could've easily just had some PA point a leafblower at them.
I had a commissioner who had a thing for women getting sucked into tornadoes. He was specific that they had to be hanging onto each other, in dresses and barefoot. Always terrified and crying and about to be sucked to their deaths. I didn't care it was fetish shit, but I lived in tornado alley and always had a fear of twisters. One day while working on the commission we had a tornado warning. Working on it always made me feel anxious. After I handed it off he wanted to keep commissioning me and I told him never again.
Jesus
can you post any of the commissions?
>can you post any of the commissions?
>getting sucked into tornadoes
>hanging onto each other
This trope is rediculous and I hate every time it shows up in movies and tv. If something is powerful enough to suck you through the air you ain't gonna be hanging onto anything. I groan every time a shitty movie with a twister pulls this. No wonder it became some weirdo's fantasy fetish because it's as stupid as what people think quicksand does.
quicksand is still a nightmare. Imagine just stuck there with your head and shoulders sticking out as you get swarmed by mosquitos.
not gonna lie, the effects look decent.
Twister Sisters? Anybody up for food at Aunt May's?
Handsome Top Gun 2 guy just can't stop getting work. Good for him
Aunt Meg*s
the real question, is this going to have Van Halen theme song again?
hear me out guys.....
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TWO twisters.
Twosters?
Twi2ters
2 Twis 2 Ter
Twister 2: Twist Harder
Let's Twister Again
I'm talking imminent rue-age
imminent rue-age
>Praises a REMAKE over the original
Fricking have a nice day. Get off this board and have a nice day. NEVER post here again you homosexual.
Not only is it not a remake, but there was no praising it over the original in that post. Medications NOW
were really at the point of digging up and using the reception of popular 1990s movies
i'd wager everything i have that they add some kind of climate change message
This is directed by Lee Isaac Chung who did Minari starring Steven Yeun. Seems a weird choice to helm a big blockbuster, like how the director of Pig starring Nicolas Cage is doing A Quiet Place: Day One.
>Seems a weird choice to helm a big blockbuster
Hollywood is obsessed with getting indie directors to do blockbusters now
I think studios do this so they can have stronger control over the film itself, since the director would have little clout with which to assert themselves. But, unlike using some nobody hack, they want someone that seems competent enough with filmmaking as a process, even though some directors don’t scale well to the big budget projects.
>the suck zone
a few years ago a night time tornado hit an Amazon warehouse in and killed a bunch of people. at the time I was working the night shift at a different amazon warehouse. and i remember when we were going through training, they told us in the event of a tornado to stand under the conveyor belts. in a warehouse full of basically shrapnel
amazon got into some shit because the supervisors wouldn't let the people leave the warehouse
I remember this. After 9/11 and not letting people evacuate the 2nd tower if anyone is not letting you leave somewhere its time to fricking leave.
Yeah, I used to be a drone in a supermax prison and I quickly learned that when the higher ups give one of those rare orders, because you never see them gee I wonder why, to "stop doing what you know you should do and do what I tell you instead of fighting back against these animals because the budget is more important than your life!" you have to say no butthole, I'm making sure I walk out of here in one piece and I'll kill all of them and you if that's what it takes to make sure. They really don't like that.
Why do white people feel they must always get as close as possible to twisters? Real people run away from them.
Das right brotha, I see a twister and I'm like "Aw Hell Nah!"
Inbred morons do not count as white, like the british, and every video I have seen of anyone knowingly going too close and too far with chasing a tornado for views has been brown or otherwise subhuman like... Allah forgive me, an asian.
White Americans have pioneer spirit. Our ancestors got on a ship and sailed across a dangerous ocean to a wild land filled with murderous savages. Then we went to the moon. Any REAL American would of course chase a tornado to film it or fly a plane into the eye of a hurricane, because somebody has to do it and it sure as hell isn't going to be a cowardly European
>Inbred morons do not count as white,
How convenient for you.
You do realize that makes no sense in the context of the previous post right moron-kun?
Steak?
> Nobody asked for this.
> It's fricking moronic.
> Early homonogfem readings curiously low.
> Some muppet larping as a tornado wrangler.
> A lot of rain.
Ok. Mildly interested. The question is, will it have two cows?
test
See how many times the white guy gets pwned or supposedly owned by black people's word in order to survive the twisting nipples. Of course, the actress has short hair.
>Of course, the actress has short hair.
Yes it's basically a buzzcut anon.
>anon makes up imaginary things to get mad at then fails to notice shoulder length hair
HAHA. Wait? Nothing is real? o_O
>Of course, the actress has short hair.
No she doesn't....
White tornado bad.
>a bunch of nonwhites
movie is going to be shit. original film had ZERO diversity
>lead actor and lead actress are white
or I could just watch regular twister again and see a good movie that has no nonwhites in it
>bunch of
>it's one
nah look at the credits, there is a mexican a black and multiple chinamen
Nevermind. I can deal with one or two half white through buck and burrito breaking brownoids, but a bunch of commie slant eyed chinamen is where I draw the line. Will not pay to see, will download the first torrent of it available and superseed it so everyone on Earth can pirate it, will vote it 1/10 on every film site.
Is this suceeds will we get Volcanoes and Dante’s Peaks
we watched Dante's Peak in science class in middle school. based teacher. he even told us that it was moronic (the rowboat scene) and completely unrealistic. i guess he just wanted to chill for a day and since it was vaguely related to geology we could watch it
>mfw we get a sequel to both of them at once, where Pierce Brosnan and TLJ have to team up to save people from Dante's Volcanoes
> Let's Twist Again
FINGER OF GOD
thank you
>another video game movie
no thanks
will the tornados be sentient like the first one?
I SAID
IF YOU FEEL IT
I jerk off to tornado footage, that's normal right?
Trailer Name reveal:
>TWISTER
OMG THEY ARE TWINS
>TWISTERS
kino
I wonder if they're going to lift stuff from RL cases of freak tornadoes like Jarrell or Joplin or is it going to be your typical Hollywood stuff where they just made stuff up with F6 tornadoes and shit.
Into The Storm had a brief fire tornado, I hope this does something similar
cows? we got em.
Saw the original movie when I was a kid because my mom got stupid drunk a d took me and like 7 neighborhood kids, and some parents to watch it. We were poor so it my dad wasnt happy about the money we dropped to watch it, but it was kino nonetheless
cant blame he shit his pants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNOlL5tWxTg
how come the 90s film looks better?
>Daisy Edgar Jones
this b***h has been with a black or mutt nearly every project she has. i hate her so much.
Name three.
Paul Mescal is ugly but I wouldn't say he's a mutt
Anybody else like the first movie? It's so fricking dumb and corny, but its so earnest that its almost endearing.
They really fricking hammer home them being this little family and its so stupid its kind of cute.
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
It's Twistacular!
>open trailer
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>close trailer
it's more of a SHHHHTTHWOP
there was already a decent Twister knockoff ten years ago called Into the Storm starring Richard Armitage
it had cool shit like fire tornadoes, amateur redneck storm chasers and a kino POV sequence of a storm vehicle being trapped in an eye of the storm
How excited do you think the people who maintain these kinds of playlists are https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLweoMNUWQWbHe-W53H8eJIjI-Bp3RzNTx
>you don't face fears
>you ride 'em
this is so deep, I'm afraid of big titty blondes
For me, it's Jarrell, TX
>Much of the neighborhood was completely swept away with little debris remaining, with what was left being reducing to small and unrecognizable fragments that were dispersed over a wide area. The lack of large items that were recovered, and the granularity of the debris was indicative of the sheer strength of the tornado. Due to the tornado's slow movement, homes near the center of its path experienced tornadic winds for approximately three minutes. The mostly wooden-framed residences, some well-built and anchored, were completely obliterated and swept away, leaving behind concrete slab foundations swept clean of all debris.
>extreme ground scouring occurred, reducing grassy fields into wide expanses of mud in the most severely affected areas. In some cases the ground was scoured out to a depth of 18 inches (46 cm). Vehicles in the neighborhood were tossed and mangled beyond recognition; at least six were found flattened in open areas and coated with mud and grass. Some were thrown as far as a 1⁄2 mile away, and others were torn into multiple pieces of unrecognizable metal.Trees in the neighborhood were completely denuded and stripped entirely clean of all bark as well, including one that was found with an electrical cord impaled through the trunk.
>Bodily remains were later found at 30 locations, and the physical trauma inflicted to some of the tornado victims was so extreme, that first responders reportedly had difficulty distinguishing human remains from the remains of animals at the site.
The EF5 Hackleburg tornado of 2011 JUST MISSED a nuclear power plant. Imagine the outcome of that.
The filmmakers should've tried to get this type of tornado in the movie. They can even 'personify' it considering the 'dead man walking' vortex look.
I know what's wrong with this sequel. None of these people look like geeks, weirdos or nerds of the meteorology world. That's why the original is appealing, the main group are a bunch of science nerds.
yeah maybe 30 years ago when the movie first came out. Since then tornado chasing has become a very popular hobby and literally anyone can do it. People complain of traffic jams on country roads during a storm because of how many people do it now.
i always chase tornadoes to shoot at them. they are evil and i will stop them. i've personally killed at least 3 tornadoes. my only regret is that i can't mount them above my mantel
That dude on the right is just making a career out of playing the straight white guy in sequels to old movies, isn't he?
You will enjoy the straight white Christian protagonist goyim!
I was just thinking last week how hollywood was due to remake twister
twistersisters how do we respond?
>has anyone ever seen an F5?
>chair clatters
>dishes thrown on the floor
>flips table
>vietnam flashbacks, the bombs, the screams and the noise
>I have..
Meanwhile in the BG
>FORCE OF NATURE
>FINGER OF GOD
>85% SUCKTION POWER
>RADICAL MAN
I have not read any posts in this thread. I only saw the OP image.
We had a tornado barely miss our house in like 98. We live in the country and it absolutely flattened the field about 150 yards from the house.
>be me
>grow up in southwest oklahoma
>watch twister
>laugh at the morons on screen
Bros, I used to sit on the front porch of my grandparent's and watch tornados go by. The only people that panic during one are morons and "city folk", the rest of use drink sweet tea and only head to the cellar if it starts heading towards the house.
An F0 is like a heavy wind of 60 mph and an F5 is like 200mph or more and ranges from 200mph to insane freak weather even that will level a city.
Of course they are rare and not every day like the movie shows but it wouldn’t be a fun movie if it was an F0 would it
Will he have a cameo?
Yeah in place of the cow.
>twister
>twisters
>twisters 3D
>twist4rs: the resurrection
>The Twist
>pornado
>Twister
>Twisters
>Twister 3
>Twist 4
>Twister
>Bill Harding
>Twister 6: The Return of Jonas
>Tornado
>Twister: The Final Chapter
I don't think they can pull this off without Bill Paxton. The man carried that film