Twitter is really hating on the goat from "Wish"

The movie hasn't come out in my country yet, is he really that bad?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Twitter hates something
    Then its probably not that bad.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      https://i.imgur.com/RREUMnG.jpg

      The movie hasn't come out in my country yet, is he really that bad?

      People have said he's an annoying talking animal sidekick with none of the good points from other Disney animal sidekicks. Considering this movie is not considered good I'd imagine the goat doesn't help.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew conservatives weren't as evil as my fellow LGBT peeps make them out to be

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like I know some LGBT folk aren't as evil as the returning evangelicons say.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know right or how Muslims hate us in Islamic countries and openly kill us. I do see a lot of hate for Christians in the USA by my LGBT peeps though which is weird

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a fan of the abrahamic trio in general.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Right but in América people demonize the shit out of Christians and they don't even do none so much fear mongering and shit for no reason. In Islamic countries they can openly kill us (LGBT) and women don't even have rights

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I spent a lot of my teens being called islamophobic for saying that same shit on various sites and forums

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like Muslims are whatever people can practice their religion whatever but the way people here paint Christians it's like they should be directing it at the Islamic extremists

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >islamic countries openly kill LGBT
                >women don't have rights

                the frick do you think the conservative endgame is, dumbass?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and you think buddying with the ones who GOT their wish is supposed to help?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao the gymnasitic you use to defend this garbage is really out of this world

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should've gotten Seth McFarland.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the goat from hunchback except way shittier. barely even a goat anymore. baby goats dont even look like this. this thing is such a blatant marketing/merchandise addition it's embarassing. i mean frick, the goat from hunchback at least referenced IRL goats. this thing has a head almost the size of its torso.
    i had a goat as a kid so maybe i'm just autistic about goats.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I heard earlier that the entire joke is just that the goat has a super deep voice

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      IMO he isn't much more annoying than some other Disney mascot/animals characters, but he greatly suffers from what said. He's a level below say, Olaf.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care? You're not going to see it, are you? It's a Disney Princess film that is failing both critically and financially. With how thick the rose-colored glasses people wear when they go see Disney Princess films are, this movie must be downright terrible.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney's last good "funny comic relief sidekick" was Olaf. Ideally, you want your funny lil' sidekick to contribute to the plot or at LEAST the emotional journey of our main hero. You want it so if you remove them from the film, there is a big loss at best and you need to rewrite the entire story at worst.

    So like, Pascal from Tangled is an example of the former. He really does add to Rapunzel's loneliness and he makes it so she isn't awkwardly talking to herself, but instead to a living thing. It allows Rapunzel to voice her thoughts to the audience and some comedic back-and-forth bits. Bruni from Frozen II literally does nothing. Any character could've filled in his minor story beats. As for the latter, something like Olaf or Timon & Pumbaa would be an example of "the story NEEDS them, these scenes are written with them in mind".

    Valentino does nothing. The pig and chicken from Moana are pointless. The dog in Strange World does nothing; they could've done a lot more with Splat but he was on the right track. The living house in Encanto is really good; it actually showed some restraint to not just give Mirabel a pet talking macaw that her little cousin gives her.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The pig and chicken from Moana are pointless.
      This one was extra weird because they set up the bait and switch of the pig being her animal companion before he nopes out of the movie but then the chicken doesn't contribute anything either.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moana was changed A LOT over development that it's a miracle it still managed to be a coherent film at the end

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it still managed to be a coherent film at the end
          It's not, everything past sailing out is entirely disconnected from one another on both an literal level of adventure (since they did jack shit to represent any distance traveled) and on narrative level of any sort of theming.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The original concept was that they both went with Moana. The pig being mean and constantly picking on the chicken like a Ren and Stimpy kind of situation. But at the last bit of production it was considered pointless to have two animals on the boat so they removed the pig.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You got it backwards. The chicken was the butthole of the two but was changed into a dumbass after they decided the pig wouldn’t go with them. Some merchandise still has the chicken looking angry as frick.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Olaf
      >funny
      Olaf was a big pile of nothing

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sven was funnier than Olaf.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Olaf was fine and had an emotional connection to the characters and a story reason to exist. Sven was totally pointless and obviously existed to fill the "funny little character that keeps the kids entertained" role, even though Olaf was already filling that role.

        CG Disney films seem to be doing that quite a bit lately. There will be a thematic reason why the non-humanoid sidekick character exists, something that actually matches the visuals and location of our story, and then they add a random animal anyway because frick it, TOOOOOYYYS.

        Olaf is a snowman in an ice fantasy, makes sense. Why do we need Sven the Reindeer? Moana has sentient water in a story about sailing that ends up having a lot of funny gags. Why do we need HeiHei the chicken? Strange World has Splat the giant cell in a story about exploring the insides of a magical turtle. Why do we need some random shaggy pet dog?

        Like, frick me, they keep using Rapunzel as this blueprint and then fail to understand what the frick made that movie work. OH, THAT MOVIE HAD TWO ANIMALS, SO OURS SHOULD, TOO! No, dumb fricking Disney. Maximus wasn't just a random animal. He was a connection to the kingdom, reminded us that Flynn is an outlaw, and ended up helping to save the day in the climax.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's been a long time since I've watched Frozen but I assumed the point of Sven was to appeal to horse girls since he's an ungulate. Kind of like Mulan's horse

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah, moose are too 'ugly' for that, especially Sven whose stylized to be very goofy looking.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did Mulan's horse even do anything? Felt like just a tool in her arsenal rather than a character.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Khan was basically her "Rajah the Tiger." A cool quiet animal that acted as her emotional support. He was also kind of the "straight man" that played off Mushu and Crickey.
              Plus his freak out when Mulan came to grab him dressed as Ping really set the tone for her running away scene.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Moana has sentient water in a story about sailing that ends up having a lot of funny gags. Why do we need HeiHei the chicken?
          The writers themselves struggled with the character for the chicken from what I remember. Early promotional stuff and some of the toys show an earlier design where he was angrier but the writers realized it wasn't working out so were going to cut him out entirely until someone decided he'd play well as an incredibly stupid sidekick. People seem to like him a good bit which is more than I can say about Sven or any of the characters from Strange World. The pig is probably a better example of the useless toyetic animal added to the film but even then the writers had even sense not to force the character.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          simple anon
          you can't sell water

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wanna bet?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh u

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember when Disney was really trying to make Porgs the next big thing.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            all because they couldn't get the local puffins out of their shots

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I found HeiHei fine. He's not much of a character, but he mercifully doesn't talk and is just there to provide some physical comedy. Olaf was more annoying.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being an Arendelle peasant living your improvised life knowing some unnatural Snowman is living in luxury you could never dream of.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Strange World has Splat the giant cell in a story about exploring the insides of a magical turtle
          Huh.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw i forgot my Twitter password so i won't be able to see all the backlash

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't see much on twitter other than Disney spamming the new popcorn bucket that looks almost nothing like the goat in the film

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Excuse me, It's a "Popcorn Vessel"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dreamworks brow
        Disney?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          DreamWorks DNA has been in Disney for over a decade now, sort of
          Chicken Little was their attempt at trying to do a DreamWorks style film because Eisner got really offended over what Katzenberg pulled with Shrek
          You can see a lot of this in Tangled's near decade long on/off production and marketing where it went from a fairy tale parody with "isekai" elements to a more straight forward Disney Renaissance film made in the 2010's and in CG
          Even in its marketing those elements were still present where it seemed to be more parodic than it really was gonna turn out

          Of course, the final film had these elements ironed out for the most part and films after Tangled were less "DreamWorks" but even the smallest amount of influence still carried through to this day

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very true, it came off as very DreamWorks-esque in a majority of the marketing and posters. It's what initially put me off from seeing it after having grown up watching DreamWorks. These parody style movies were no longer a novelty and were way past being obnoxious at this point. Tangled's production history has to be one of my favorites honestly. Pic rel

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Context of the pic?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Early Flynn/Eugene who was name was Bastion then. There's a few other Bastion designs that looked radically different and more Kristof-esque too.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dreamworks brow
            Disney?

            anon buzz lightyear has been doing that brow shit
            but it's more meaningful in Dreamworks

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Buzz only did that when he was pretending to be a toy

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                a lot of the dreamworks face thing is only in the ads
                as for my spoiler, it's because it's all a facade. said character doing the smarmy face is hurting inside.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'd have to be truly disney-adult stupid to pay for this shit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick not make the popcorn thing the star character? Its far more fitting and a better shape.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look, if they were able to determine which characters would be liked, they wouldn't have had the goat at all.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can use Nitter

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than clod

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have not been cowards and made it a Damascus goat

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell nah. The frick is that

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You may not like it, but this is what peak goat performance looks like.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah bruh. That shit come by my house, I'll kill it. That shit looks all kinds of fricked up. Nightmare fuel fr fr demonic looking ass b***h

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up, idiot

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bruh. Why you all hateful and shit. Chill

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Listen here you thirty something homosexual. Quit imitating morons and teens. have a nice day

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm in my 20s bruh you stay hating

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The two headed monster form Willow,

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is exactly what Donkey from Shrek was making fun of

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew this thing would be a stinker when I saw the goat before even noticing the mulatto. We've really come full circle with the point of where Disney is a mockery of itself.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Annoying homosexual with le redditbacon ebin voice

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's just very generic. He's not the worst animal sidekick in the world - I'd argue just this year Disney's live action TLM's Scuttle was worse but the goat is a symptom of Wish being a generic checklist Disney cliches.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The goat would have been way better if he didn't talk. Just be cute and make funny faces to convey your emotions.

    Esmerelda's goat has way more personality than Valentino does, without talking at all.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was another shitty tertiary mascot character/comic relief, like the pig from Moana.

    It's honestly not that intrusive on the movie itself, but you still definitely get the feeling of 'why does this character exist' while watching. Also the voice dichotomy isn't very funny.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute
    mascot bros?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. I just want more rule 63 Valentino porn.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick that goat so bad, really needs more porn.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fart and shark jokes it made were pretty bad

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have Any sources to cartoon scenes where a character gets licked by an animal? i'm curious to see what sources can be found. if you managed to find any sources,reply to me by providing me with a link or a tv series name with an episode name,thanks!

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not that bad
    That means you admit it's bad

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rupert of the anally violated goat when?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Rule34

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the "cutesy animal with a deep voice" trope. It's something that works for a single short joke but not when the character is there the entire movie

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you on twitter

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