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how many anti-depressants can one person take
>comes out as gay
>has mental disorders
Name a more iconic duo
Trannies and suicide.
Ahhhh man i love that one, cant wait for a sequel
out as gay
That’s what happens when you name a female “William”.
William Pirate Beard Eillish, it does have a nice ring to it
>Name a more iconic duo
Notorious bawd
Comes out as gay
many such cases
Thanks for all the boners Elvira
She fricked her brother and Trump called her out for it on twitter. Same thing happened to Kstew.
>got me to google that to check if its true
frick you
Hopefully a few more
Anon, Oscars, Emmys, Johnnys, Chucks, etc haven't mattered for years. Next you'll say the Video Game Awards are legit.
>oscars don't matter
says increasingly nervous chud since 2009
nervous about what exactly? Not consuming Hollywood garbage?
You sad little person.
Nervous about what?
that's for the ceremony. No one watches it but everyone looks up who won. You will have million threads on Cinemaphile
no shit, it's a film/tv board. "normies" have not cared about these circlejerk awards in years.
yet everyone knows who won the next day
not really. i bet most people can't name the last three best picture winners outside of the multi-dimension one.
theyre still more and more irrelevant since they turned them into diversity trophies
same with every film-review site, rotten tomatoes with their best movie of all time being black panther...
>rotten tomatoes with their best movie of all time being black panther
not true if you know how to properly use this site. Look at avg scores. The system that ranks black panther as number 1 is flawed. It takes into consideration number of reviews and not the avg score. There are hundreds of movies with higher avg score than black panther on rotten tomateos
ok fair, i dont use rt that much
why are you mad tho?
A victory at Le Mans I would take over an Oscar.
>fassbender_crashing_into_wall.webm
if you think recent oscar noms are in any way comparable to oscar noms in the 70s and 80 etc., you have terrible terrible taste, and are just stupid. that's simply a fact, reddit-buzzword-user
recent oscar noms are even better than they used to be in the past. Quality drama almost disappeared from mainstream cinema and moved to tv. Academy now has no choice but to nominate more indie flicks like moonlight or nomadland and indie flicks are overall much better than mainstream movies. Oscars got more kino in the last few years but you're plebs and are unable to notice that
this post is entirely useless dreck, making no real point or naming good movies.
but it makes a real point and it names good movies
he's been right since before 2009 about this topic
liberal here, can you please frick off thanks?
You frick off too homosexual.
The last Oscar winners anyone cared about is the There Will Be Blood/No Country year.
green book grossed 4 times more in cinemas than there will be blood
>shill on suicide watch
Nobody cares about the Oscars now that it is pozzed to hell KEK
even normies think the Oscars are bullshit
> chud
Imagine being a fricking imbecile like this absolute npc
this word was used over 120k times on Cinemaphile. Grow a thicker skin, chuddie
black woman acting? yikes
> this word was used over 120k times on Cinemaphile
>reddit sodomites and troonys raid a once comfy board
It’s not a word.
If it is please provide a definition.
Thanks for stopping by you dumbfrick zoomer idiot
bro its time to embrace being a chud, its basically a complement when a cringe ass leftist calls you a chud
i knew it was bullshit when they gave one to halle berry
>implying they ever did
Just a bunch of israelites competing over who can be the most subversive
>anons will claim with a straight face that they don't find her or Sydney attractive
contrarianism is not a personality
bpd isn't attractive
Sydney is a butterface with nice breasts and I also don't like blondes, so she's meh.
Billie is so so with a right make up, without is probably pretty meh.
This. Sweeney is a fat slampig. Absolutely mid desperate trying to be sexy and failing. Airport stripper tier.
closeted homotrannies
frick thats possibly the hottest shes ever looked and i like fatties
She missed her calling as a BDSM model.
I sure would like to bury my face there
he's sitting like that to hide his big
ole schlonger
I find them both hideous, that sydney looks like FAS baby and this uggo with RBF looks like she is riddled with diseases.
For me I like actual sexy feminine women like prime elisha cuthbert and jenniifer morrison, not mentally ill and mentally moronic looking c**ts
I don't because she is obviously wearing an absolute TON of makeup
More than normal
Sydney is cute
Billie is not
anyone can look attractive when they have the best makeup artists, hairdressers, etc.
For example, it's very obvious in OP's pic that that look was specifically chosen to highlight her attractive features and hide her unattractive features. It was also, no doubt, the best angle/pic out of hundreds taken.
You simple little frick.
if you still find billie attractive is because you haven't seen any of her interviews, b***h is borderline moronic
Sydney is hot.
Billie is not.
He's so handsome.
Whats going on here?
>I recognize that gay blowjob
Sweeny is attractive , Xanax queen is not. Even if its fake Ive seen Sidney smile like there is some warmth left in her. Billie is just permafrown all the time.
>Sweeny is attractive
Yeah , thats what I fricking said and while we are at it , I think Dobby from Peepshow is hot too ! And Lauren Lapkus is my dream girl
this besides being naked in every role shes done Sydney has the kind of genuine smile you almost never see in zoomer girls, must've had a great family raising her
Sydney Sweeney is hot af, Billie Eyelash isn’t
Sydney Sweeney is one of Billie Eilish's alter egos, along with Noam Chomsky.
What does Sydney Sweeney have to do with that fish eyed c**t?
>Sydney Sweeney
>fish eyed c**t
You're repeating yourself
I'm not addicted enough to porn to find the "used up dumpster bawd" aesthetic attractive
An entire generation thinking a hard 6/10 b***h is perfection incarnate because she looks like she'll agree to anal without making you beg
>Cavill
Did you know he was going to be James Bond in Casino Royale before a last minute decision by producers to make Bond older rather than younger as originally planned even though the director wanted Cavill. The runner up Daniel Craig was selected instead..
It's mindblowing that everyone is now putting him down as a future Bond. It'd be full circle if it happens.
Only thing I know of her is that her mother is a voice actress and voiced Samara from Mass Effect.
>for the worthless category (yes, even behind makeup and sound mixing)
We need her in movies doing sex scenes that would be pretty cool!
>9 Black folks before age 18
Where's that tweet from Patton Oswalt that says "uhh if I'm not funny then how did I win an Oscar for Comedy???"
The gloves are pretty sexy
A little fetish of mine
Might cum later
>starts dating boyband singer she had a crush on when she was a pre-teen
>she's elated and bragging about how she managed to land him and has sex with him
>he cheats on her
>they break up
>she comes out as bi-sexual
kek
Who ?
Sydney would be working at Walmart if her pussy game wasn't on point
But they are so she isn't, are you going to stop coping any time soon?
I'm 30 and look younger. I'm incredible.
>almost 50 posts
>no one posting titty action
She ain't shown them off. And no, them bouncing in a loose ass shirt don't count.
I have this.
biggen booben
Imagine the sweat under those flabbies
Yes she has! What you call this!
>slag
what happened to her on-camera tics and twitches
She stopped getting attention for them
Billie Eilish thread. Zero boobs.
Can you guys post your sexiest billy eyelash pictures?
I tried searching for that but the first two pages were her looking like a cow with green hair.
There’s video of her slapping her boobs
>this is the hottest woman in generation z
Sadly.
>inb4 bugposter shows up
According to zoomers this is actually the hottest zoomette
thats just a normal skinny woman
They go crazy for her
>all white
Society is healing
Are these English people?
Utah
Wow, what a bunch of troony simps
literally the *one* time zoomers got something right
Erotic legs and feet. The way she moves them is pretty stimulating. Who is this footjob princess?
Quiet, raj.
Only after I kindly redeem her name, sir.
>Erotic legs and feet. The way she moves them is pretty stimulating. Who is this footjob princess?
Filename
SHES ONLY 18 IN THAT PHOTO YOU SICK FRICK
Zoom zooms being attracted to someone who isnt mystery meat? Color me shocked
She exclusively fricks black guys so it evens out
I don't think so anon
https://people.com/who-is-paul-skenes-olivia-dunne-7644061
Honestly, she is kind of cute. I hate her music, but she has a decent face and massive breasts.
Pretty eyes but el goblina face
Known for her breasts. Post a giant hippo ass
If hippos had asses like that I would be running around the Nile with my dick out.
I don't know if ya'll are aware but she hopped on ozempic and seems much happier now
>you're gonna scroll past this post without saying Howdy?
She's very cute when she's not clinically depressed.
howdy
>Fallout New Vegas 37 years old female cowboy companion
Cute kid
Im gonna cum
Shes cute when she smiles
I don't care if she's a coal burner, I just wanna to plant my face in her boobs so much, lads.
She should thank her brother
>when you frick enough black guys at a certain point they are obligated to start giving you Oscar’s
>americans name their daughter "Pirate Baird"
She named herself that, but she is American.
>Americans allow their kids to name themselves
Don’t be mad this amount of freedom would blow your little shithole mind.
No she didn't. It's literally a family name. Because Irish.
>billie eyelash
>zendaya
>iced spice
Zoomers have the worst taste in generational sex symbols its hilarious
they really like big titty blonde bimbos for some reason
No they don’t. Zoomers liked Eyelash when she wore baggy shit. All started calling her a sell out when started showing her breasts. Now wearing baggy shit again and claiming to be a lesbian. Sweeney is really only acceptation. Though media try hard to destroy her. First because MAGA family and then being “sexualized” in a Rolling Stone Video. But ok for Black folk twerk in rap videos
delusional
>Sweeney is really only acceptation
Sir give me the breast blonde woman now
C'mon that is OBJECTIVELY a frickpet
heres that women that guys on Cinemaphile say is ugly/butterface
They grew up on porn is the obvious answer
Yep. Gen Z, the only generation to grow up consuming pornography
to this extent, yes.
Yeah porn addiction is why Ice Spice is a sex symbol. She looks just like a porn star!
i don't know who that is.
I implore you to never find out. Zoomers will call someone sexy as long as they are told she is sexy.
good lord
I bet you think zoomers ate tide pods too
At least 9 did.
That's also how many zoomers think Ice Spice is hot
she got an ass
i need to become her toilet
I’ve never understood a word she’s said.
>here's that sex symbol I was telling you about
yes and it's fat
you cant tell me with a straight face that if that woman was bent over in front of you you wouldn't feel compelled to pull her shorts down and stuff yourself in there, i dont even like black women but youd have to be gay to say no
>youd have to be gay to say no
And this explains why zoomers have the ugliest sex symbols.
>"well I don't want to say Sydney Sweeney has a face like a chinese bulldog with down's syndrome, someone might call me gay!"
ice spice is whatever but Sydney Sweeney is undeniably a beautiful women and you just have some ingrained bitterness whether it be toward women or just more attractive people that makes you see her as anything less than beautiful, that or you cant see past personality
You can't see past breasts and fame
god what i wouldnt give to pump my tiny white wienerlet in between those cheeks, unable to reach any of her holes before sputtering out a pathetic baby load of my worthless baby batter after a few weak thrusts and crumbling to the floor in a crying fit
Poo or chink?
Maybe israelite
Lol you little baby
Good guess but a baby is far more intelligent than the other options
>obese
>aggressively unattractive
>masculine
>has herpes
>diabetic
>has sickle cell
>illiterate
>never met her father
Zoomers and Black folk are literally worthless
thats just her being fat
>spice
Literally looks like a Monchichi.
Looks like Roger from American Dad
Black personb***h LITERALLY looks like she's a downie, and you zoomers think she's attractive?
>ass
>Malt liquor
>blunts
>muh car stereo
It's all you Black folk think about, and it's pathetic.
Millennials didn't get unlimited porn until their teens. Zoomers were born with phones attached to their hands and have been watching porn since preteen
>zoomers started in 1996! zillennials aren't a thing, it's just zoomer cope
>also, zoomers were born with phones attached to their hands
That's a whole lotta C O P E
success
oscars are not based on merit you know that right?
tf is wrong with white women
having friend is
>le bad
go on, ask me how i know you're friendless gayget
Denzel Curry and Thundercat. Two JAZZ MUSICIANS who made hip hop for money. I'm thinking based. Denzel lived in Thailand and watches Muay Thai all the time. Pretty fricking based.
Yeah ok Black person.
Reminder the Romans had it figured out the best- entertainers and actors/actresses are as low as prostitutes. Quit supporting the careers of these worthless people. The only reason Black folk are prevalent is their forced existence as “entertainers”. Cut out the value of entertainers and their social status plummets.
Thundercat is pretty great
She’s so silly haha
Oscars and Grammys aren't worth a damn. They are popularity contests. You've basically told me that a popular artist was confirmed to be...a popular artist.
But it says nothing about actual musical talent which she doesn't have much of. The background music on her tracks is either basic or actually amateur. Her lyrics aren't anything special.
And her singing is more gimmicky than impressive with a lot of other female singers also adopting that asmr style singing. Doesn't take skill and is trendy more than timeless or influential.
>They are popularity contests.
this. Movie like Moonlight or Nomadland would never win an oscar. It was too nich-ACK!
>moonlight and nomadland
obvious oscar-bait movies
>obvious oscar-bait movies
up until very recently movies like that weren't even nominated. You're a fricking moron
Not true. The term has been used since the 30s, and the deer hunter is an example of an oscar bait movie winning and award and that was in 1978. you can look up all this in a 1 minute search on google. moron
>The term has been used since the 30s
so? How is that related to what i wrote? I'm talking about moonlight and nomadland. They are not oscar-bait movies because up until recently academy literally didn't nominate movies like that. Sundance, berlin, venice - yes. Oscars? No fricking way. It changed when they stopped making quality mainstream dramas and academy had to resort to nominate smol arthouse flicks
Is Boys Don't Cry a big mainstream drama to you?
My Left Foot?
not big but definitely mainstream
Don't get me wrong sometimes popular things are actually good. But these award ceremonies aren't exclusively about talent or revolutionary art. It's just popularity which can go either way.
Like what did Billie Eilish bring to music that didn't exist prior to her. What impact will her MUSIC actually have?
but neither moonlight or nomadland were popular
Literally who?
Billie Eilish is an MK Ultra victim. These MK victims are programmed to play multiple roles on the world stage. Billie Eilish plays the role of Noam Chomsky.
>Billie Eilish plays the role of Noam Chomsky.
you had me until here
2schizoposting4me
>caring about the Oscars in the year of our Lord George Floyd of 2020+3.
Anyway, why does Billie always have her eyes only half open?
>caring about the Oscars in the year of our Lord George Floyd of 2020+3.
see you in every one of 140 threads about it
I absolutely do not understand the appeal of Billie Eilish. Her voice is okay but that's about it. I don't understand why people like a lot of popular music.
Music is the "art" with the absolute lowest barrier to appreciation. Even photography requires you to look at something and analyze the composition/color/lighting.
With music you can turn on the song and close your eyes, or browse twitter, or take a shower, and still be "appreciating" the music. As such I think people latch onto having opinions about music because it basically comes down to "i like her voice" or "the lyrics were sad".
But then again I'm autistic and don't listen to music recreationally.
Do you listen professionally or in a commercial capacity?
I listen to music when it is playing and I can't turn it off. I do not listen to music to listen to music. I barely listen to lyrics because they are all shit.
>her brother does all the music sans the singing
The world would have been better had he also inherited the singing talent and she was left in the gutter. Satan changed the timeline.
Yeah and he had her big tatas that would be ideal because he would probably get them out.
>sans the singing
Ugly b***h
imagine having big sweaty fat milkers and knowing the whole world wants to see them and then just not getting them out. how could you be so selfish? and you just know by the time we get to see them she'll have lost a bunch of weight and her breasts will be a sad deflated mess
They've always been saggy hangers. Soon they'll be flapjacks nailed to a wall
trust fund band
sydney sweeney is goddess wife material. ice spice is a fat booty goblina kween, would probably make you coom really hard but that's it. billie is just a midwestern looking slampig, you slap her fat breasts around and just ravage her because she can take it but you know there's more slampigs where she came from. all in all i would frick all these girls till my dick fell of but sydney sweeney is the only one i'm fricking my entire life up for, marriage no prenup.
I would not frick Ice spice if you paid me , horrible face with shitty hair and a bad fat ass not even a good fat ass. Spot on with the others
> Why is every pretty girl with a horrible looking man? I don’t understand. Listen, I’m not shaming people for their looks, but I am though. You give an ugly guy a chance, he thinks he rules the world. Literally, I swear to god. Because they got a hot girl they can be horrible? Like, you’re still ugly though. Can’t change that. Maybe that’s why. Maybe that’s why, like, guys with small dicks get like huge mansions. To make up for it you know? Or like really nice cars.
females can't wrap their head around the fact that a man's confidence doesn't come from female validation. and the irony of it is that these same women are attracted to the dominant, assertive qualities that men have that are independent of female attention.
Give an ugly women attention and you'll wish you didn't
Give an ugly woman attention and she'll think it's a typical Tuesday.
To be fair shes a dumb 18 year old who thinks shes hot shit. Her ego is so fricked she probably thinks that everything that comes out of her mouth is pure gold
>"men don't get bodyshamed because women are nice"
- also Billie Eilish
>also billie
>boyinaband trooned out
>Here's that 18 year old American sweetheart we we've been astrotufing
The bug women are twice as hot as she is. That's a mogging
she's beautiful, but she's a carpet muncher.
So we're not getting any more nude or sexy pics out of her
Imagine being a grown man and actually believing a woman who loves attention saying "i'm a lesbian now".
I thought actign required the ability to make facial expressions?
Who has a sex tape leak first, her or Tay Tay?
Billie has like a 7.5/10 face and a 8.5 body.
Ice Spice has a 4.5/10 face and a 7.5 body
Elvira has a 8 face and a 9 body
>Billie has like a 7.5/10 face and a 8.5 body.
6 face , 8.5 body
>Ice Spice has a 4.5/10 face and a 7.5 body
2 face , 4 body
>Elvira has a 8 face and a 9 body
Correct
Based realist. Although I would argue Billie has a very "average" body, but considering the current state of "average" I can accept her being placed at 8.5
Imagine simping for a dyke.