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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bulgarian men

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We are an odd-looking bunch, aren't we?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not railing the pajeetas after making them both drink a Hermione themed polyjuice potion

    I swear the kids at Hogwarts have no fricking idea how good they have it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      written by a woman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Polyjuice has a long prep time and the first time they needed to raid Snape's private stores AND Crouch Jr. has already been raiding it.

      Why didn't one or both of them ask Hermione out? I bet Hermione wouldn't mind sharing both of them.

      Also Harry is like the wizard gigachad, shouldn't grills just invite him to be their partners.

      Realistically some girl looking to feel important would drop her previous date for Harry in an instant. Getting Ron a date would be harder

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Realistically some girl looking to feel important would drop her previous date for Harry in an instant.
        I mean Harry had a ton of fangirls but in this year he's like the school AIDS/school shooter no girl wants to touch.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weird how EVERYONE vacillates between hating Harry and loving Harry on a year to year basis.
          >whoa, it’s Harry Potter!
          >I hate Harry Potter!
          >id follow Harry Potter to the ends of the earth!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's a famous person, people tend to develop strong opinions about such people, even if they never met them, almost especially if they never met them. Consider how, on this board, people can develop frothing hatred of celebrities who don't even know they exist, and likewise worship other celebrities they've never spoken to.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harry was really only popular for the first year. He completely squandered his popularity.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He saved Hogwarts every school year, if anything he should be swimming in dicky and pussy with Hogwarts teachers reprimanding him for impregnating too many witches.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't know how to capitalise on it. He absolutely could have been knee deep but always managed to make himself the school weirdo. After Luna of course.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is he really the school weirdo though?
              He's the superstar player on the wizardball team, everybody wants to be his friend except the evil racist bullies that no one likes and everybody joins his Dumbledore club.
              The only weird thing is he isn't slaying pussy left and right. But I think he was probably just gay for Ron and that's why he settled for Middy when he couldn't have him.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't read the books since I was a kid. I just seem to remember he was an outsider a lot and seemed to have poor social skills.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            TERMINATIO EMBRYONUS

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            almost as if he was either busy being hunted by voldy or going on adventures like saving his godfather

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah only attractive chadly heroes get the girls

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Harry's also an asocial loner who barely tolerates having to talk to his own tiny circle of friends half the time, let alone strangers. Any time he's in a social situation with another student who's not Harry, Hermione, or any of his love interests, he tries to find the quickest way to beg off because he hates talking to people. Hell he barely wants to talk to Neville even after he's stuck his neck out for Harry multiple times and Harry's found out he's the other kid who fulfills the dumb wizard prophecy.

            Yeah by all accounts Harry should be Hogwarts' ultimate gigachad: good looking, talented, famous, star player and later captain of a team in the school's only sport, and keeps saving the day year after year. But he also walks around with "FRICK YOU" written on his forehead so everybody mostly ignores him.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair Neville is a fat moronic kid even if he had the potential to be the chosen one.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harry has a cloak that is made by God
        He would never be caught

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I get so pissed off whenever I try to read or watch Harry Potter now. These homies were literally swimming in an endless sea of pussy and all they could do was piss and moan about Voldemort or the Dark Side or whatever gay bullshit. Frick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could say the same about urself in high school and yet all you did is play games and study

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >changing them
      Pajeetas can be cute tbh
      Those ones aren't, but where I live a lot of them have crossbred with whites. The half breed pajeetas are lowkey pretty cute

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Emilia Clarke is the only good looking pajeeta I know and she's almost totally bleached

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should go outside more. I worked with one that was cute

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see a lot of pajeetas and I find them ugly. The spicy onion stench they have doesn't help either

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              The nice thing about the halfbreeds I've met is they don't live in a curry-only household so they usually smell nice

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not railing eachother after drinking a hermione themed polyjuice potion
      Ftfy

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't one or both of them ask Hermione out? I bet Hermione wouldn't mind sharing both of them.

    Also Harry is like the wizard gigachad, shouldn't grills just invite him to be their partners.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hermione wanted Ron to ask her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC both ron and harry do in the 11th hour out of desperation and she says "tough luck moron, already got a date"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think either of them really fancy Hermione, except Ron but he's tsun and in denial. This incident made him so jealous it was foundational to them getting married later.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Hermione was average at best in the books

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. hermione was a frickin DWEEB in the books. it wasn't until the first four or five movies came out and emma watson became a sex symbol that jk rowling changed the last few books to have hermione be hot all of a sudden and the object of everyone's lust. again, hermione was ALWAYS a self-insert for jk. she was content just having hermione be the smart girl that saved the day with her knowledge. but then emma started getting more attention than her self-insert, so jk had to make hermione beautiful too as a foil to emma.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          hermione's description in philosopher's stone had 10 year old me picturing her as a frog person.
          like in spirited away

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          So JK has no respect for her own fricking work.
          This would be like GRRM making Got about the fricking throne instead of about the white walkers

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it wasn't until the first four or five movies came out and emma watson became a sex symbol that jk rowling changed the last few books
          Way to out yourself as a moronic zoomer who was not alive when either the books or movies came out. Hermione's big makeover was in book 4, published in 2000, which is before even the first HP movie came out, in 2001. You utter moron.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, she went from 4/10 to 7/10, while Ginny was 10/10 turbostacy
            meanwhile movie Hermione was literally the "ewww she has glasses and overall with smudged paint" meme makeover while Ginny was cursed with Bong genes even back then

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Judging by reactions to her at the Yule Ball, she was considerably hotter than 7/10, though she did not bother to dress up to that degree afterward, the fixes to her teeth were at least permanent.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Question asked yesterday was if Rowling changed Dumbledore when Gambon was cast. Because no way had Harris lived he could’ve pulled off the later books. He was too old. She would’ve been writing Half Blooded Prince when Gambon came on in Azkaban. So maybe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's black in the books.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no she fricking isn't

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes she is. Cope and seethe chud

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ignoring the literal art she drew of her
              >ignoring the early book cover arts she approved
              >etcetcetc
              why are you leftoid bots so fricking moronic and easy to btfo?
              rhetorical question, i know you are not a human

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yet she picked whitest kid ever for the role, right.
              She's just virtue signaling.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ignoring the literal art she drew of her
              >ignoring the early book cover arts she approved
              >etcetcetc
              why are you leftoid bots so fricking moronic and easy to btfo?
              rhetorical question, i know you are not a human

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                did this come after the movies?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                it literally says 1999

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i dont know when the movies came out and im not googling it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                2001

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I still have first three on VHS somewhere at my family house.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you think this 30 uear old drawing proves anything when rowling literally says herself that her race was never specified?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do you think it doesn't? because at the time she felt cute and wanted to pander to the woke crew? do you think that matters? hm? please, tell me, do you? fricking homosexual

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why do you think it matters that she literally drew her white over and over and over again in multiple concept draws before the films, literally described her as white in the books pic related, approved the book cover art of her, and approved her white casting in the films, and only """decided""" decades later when she was having her early 2010s woke episode of pandering that she could be black ~tehee, i neve r said she wasnt a Black person, ~tehee maybe she was xd
                you leftoid homosexuals are literally not human beings
                a human being cannot be this disingenuous

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                also Hermione is clearly self-insert (or at least was until Emma Watson appeared)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is taken out of context. Also, authors can change their minds. Why are you so pissed when the literal creator of the character doesn't care what race she is? Actually, don't answer because i can tell that you're really racist and can't see reason through hate. Imma leave this here. Have a good day!!!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ignoring all the arguments just to post this nonsense leftoid rambling
                you are not a human being

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Voldemort is also black.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >snape
                >if only you knew how bad things really are

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love Snape being literally Alan Rickman

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                why does Snape look Chinese here

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >original Harry was a manlet compared to Ron
                Kek

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ron came from a family of lanklets. All the Weasley boys were described as "gangly', and Ron was noted to have grown up exactly the same once puberty hit him.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All the Weasley boys were described as "gangly'
                except for the stocky twins and the burly Charlie. funnily enough, the opposite happened in the movies (Ron was stocky and the twins were tall)

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Prisoner of Azkaban:
              >Hermione's white face stuck out from behind a tree
              No going back.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >very clever
              >black
              uh?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah suspension of disbelief stops at monsters and magic brooms

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can accept dragons, elves and talking trees, but you can't accept a 2021 BMW 5 Series 530i with optional heated seating. Why are you so bigoted?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, she isn't, black boi.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not gonna lie, those Neanderthal brows are kinda cute

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Refined tastes, indeed.

        Six depends on the scene honestly.

        Emmabros, we can't turn back time, it's lost forever, we have to learn to live with it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It makes sense why she would want Ron, but it doesn't make sense why the Bulgarian captain would choose her.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it doesn't make sense why the Bulgarian captain would choose her.
          Because he was a weirdo and he didn't like the fangirls that were chasing him.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh he wanted the nerdy bookworm. Even in the book, Harry and Ron are stunned at how well she cleans up. Its implied that the older Krum saw her for what she was; a young woman, while harry and ron were still blinded to this fact.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Krum was something of a brooding intellectual, behind his jock-ish exterior. Hermione and he simply had similar interests (reading) and she was also the only girl not obnoxiously fawning over him, so he probably invited her to the ball mostly to have somebody he could have a real conversation with who wasn't trying to feed him a love potion.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Book one is still sexy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hermione wouldn't mind sharing both of them.

      You now understand the model of YA novels: Two guys, one girl, they go on adventures.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure if either Harry or Ron asked how to sexo she'll teach them personally.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody wants a filthy Weasley.
      Even the poo is too good for him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just say Indian. It's an Indian person.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          POO IN THE ____

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pajeeta butt

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            STREET

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >indian
          >person

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Harry is like the wizard gigachad
      If you had read the book you would know that was one of the lowest moments for Harry. Most of the students of the school hate him at that time because he "cheated" to get in the tournament and the newspaper is also running hit piece after hit piece on him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because she was playing Harry and Krum against each other, even Ron's ma bollocked her for it right proper.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 5 4 6 2 1 7 8

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          3 all day erry day

          Refined tastes, indeed.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            this was (realistically) about the time that harvey probably sunk his claws (and other things) into her. poor girl was so young and idealistic. she fell in love with him. didn't know she was just one of his girls. all his other girls understood the quid pro quo.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >she fell in love with him
              Did he have the rotting penis already?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              damn

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This but

          Luna > 3 5 4 6 2 1 7 8

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Luna > 3 5 4 6 2 1 7 8

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Exactly

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >when the bong slag aging genes finally hit you

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              My wife

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              i wouldn't frick her with YOUR dick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 all day erry day

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 >>>

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Six depends on the scene honestly.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          School girl outfits are above all

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone just walking around in muggle clothes
          The movies are the definition of soulless

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Friendly reminder that Weinstein crushed that tusshy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 > 7 > 6 > 8 > you pedos!!!!!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        1>2>3>4>5>6>7>8

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chamber of Secrets is peak. She's so unbelievably cute.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        PEAKED YEAR 3. there. i said it. that's around the time JKR got butthurt about emma being too hot and wrote hermione in the books to be a smokeshow.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total Balkan Domination

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hermione randomly gets invited by an older wizard from abroad, also a sports star
    it was self-insert wasn't it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krum was described as being really awkward when he's not on his broom.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was the only one who was single and not chasing him

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you and your best friend will never take turns drinking polyjuice potion using Hermione's hair circa Prisoner of Azkaban and fricking the shit out of each other daily

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average day at Japanese wizard school

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that filename

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Ginny ask Harry out? She was his crush

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was still in her BBC phase

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rowling forgot she existed until her editor told her to plan out the last 3 books.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Students younger than fourth year could not invite, only be invited.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What would have happened if Cedric had invited a first-year?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >MISTER DIGGORY SHE WAS ONLY A MUGGLE SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD AND THREE HUNDRED SIXTY FOUR DAYS OLD

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting stuck with two horrid jeetas lmao
    Was Charlie Chan not there?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was getting her back blown out by Big Diggory Dingus

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?"

        POSTUS DELETUS

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like the 42kb jpg version better

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could be worse. You could be stuck with a ginger.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hermione peaked in the 2nd movie, so fricking hot...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the fringe haircut she had in the first two movies, it's a shame she didn't have it anymore after that.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How was Harry not drowning in pussy? He had celebrity status and bank vault full of gold

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      During his first years, he wasn't really into girls yet (he was 11). Only by fourth year (14) he got a crush on Cho. He dated her one year, they broke up. Next year, he dated Ginny. I'd say this is quite normal for a shy, awkward teen.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rowling also glosses over the fact that Harry is from an abusive household. Seriously the shit that happens to him in books 1-2 is insane. He would be fricked up for life.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He takes it all in stride, more than anything Harry's resilience to the sheer awfulness of the Dursleys is what impressed me as a kid, reading the books. Made me also appreciate my own situation at home a lot.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >awfulness of the Dursleys
            >gave him FREE room and board
            >took him on trips to the zoo
            >gave him Dudley's second bedroom
            And what thanks did they get?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >gave him FREE room and board
              He was their own kin, and they made him sleep in a closet under the stairs and treated him like a slave for the first 10 years of his life. They only fed and clothed him because they doted so much on Dudley that there was enough scraps left over for Harry to get by. Virtually all of his clothes were hand-me-downs from Dudley, for example, and he had no personal possessions to speak of until he went to Hogwarts. They likely would not have even given him glasses if his eyesight had not impacted his ability to do chores for them.
              >took him on trips to the zoo
              The alternative was living him home alone with Dudley's birthday presents (because their babysitter cancelled at the last minute), and Dudley pitched more of a fit at this, than Harry coming along to the zoo. It was literally only out of the most incredible pettiness imaginable that they brought him there.
              >gave him Dudley's second bedroom
              Out of desperation to deprive him of his own mail.

              >And what thanks did they get?
              Harry bothering to save their lives.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Likely, that's why he's not very social. He only trusts two friends deeply and he doesn't really care for the rest. Even when people mock her for the Goblet "cheat", he really didn't care much except for Ron being mad at him.
          That's a whole difference between him and James who loved the adoration he received from others. About that, he's more like Sirius, who also came from a harsh environment. He loved his three friends and that's it.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chadrick would not have settled with an Asian girl.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >our friends from the north
    >Bulgaria is south of England
    What did they mean by this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Durmstrang itself is in Norway, but for some reason all the named characters that went there are Bulgarian. I think it's just the generic school for badguy Europeans and then Rowling complicated things even more by inventing the Russian version of Hogwarts.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >isles get their own school as explicitly outlined by JK
        >yet for some reason it's absolutely packed full of Black folk and chinks in the 19th century despite them all having their own schools according to hogfarts legacy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one school has students from Israel and the rest of the ME, from India and Pakistan, and from all those north African countries
        Blood would run in the halls of that school every single day

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          israel never existed in the magial wizarding world

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hindus shias and sunnis sharing one school
        >england has its own school though

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >French, Italian, Spanish wizards are only females
        >German, Scandinavian and Slav wizards are only males
        >Bri'ish isles wizards are occasionally black, chink and pajeets
        Bravo Rowling

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek you can see she didnt waste more than 15 minutes for this
          A fricking billionaire and couldn't even pay someone to help her with a decent worldbuild

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's what happens when you turn children's book into some epic saga it was never meant to be

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kek you can see she didnt waste more than 15 minutes for this
              A fricking billionaire and couldn't even pay someone to help her with a decent worldbuild

              those were movie changes. Also that map is fanmade, nothing to do with Rowling

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          , Italian, Spanish wizards are only females
          , Scandinavian and Slav wizards are only males
          Only in the movies they did this for some moronic reason. The other schools have a mix in the books

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Soviet Union would have never let two magic school on their territory, the «western» one would have been destroyed, especially if it’s shared with other nato members

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The wizarding world exists in a kind of quantum superposition. The Soviets wouldn't know where to begin to look for them if they even knew.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amazing how fans of this series are even WORSE than Rowling at world building

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harry's exploits in his first three years should allow him to even bang even half the Slytherin grills.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one knows what happened with Sirius which is the whole point of that book. Unlike the previous two it doesn't end with Dumbledore giving him 50 billion points, he just got attacked by a murder and the murder escaped

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    uoohhh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hnnnnggg

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      harvested

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Harvey, I kneel like so many """actresses""" did before

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you will never romance a cute pajeeta at hogwarts

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute, but I always preferred Pavarti

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        *parvati

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pavarti is clearly better. Whiter features.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're identical twins you idiot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute, but I always preferred Pavarti

      Seriously how gay do you have to be to not want to eat their curry holes all day long

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You aren't gay just because you don't have a scat fetish

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think that Harry and Ron as adults like to look back and laugh about the time they went on a double date with a pair of ugly poojeetas. It's a funny story they tell when reminiscing over dumb shit they did as teens.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d frick the one on the right into a coma.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit taste m8, Parvati mogs Padma brutally.
      Also why the frick are they both Gryffindor in this scene?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fug, forgot my image.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also why the frick are they both Gryffindor in this scene?
        because movies

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Parvati mogs Padma brutally.
        No.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guys, I wanna frick a pejeeta. Bad idea?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had one hit on me pretty hard last month but I'm not sure I'm attracted to her.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Bad idea?
            Yes. Just look at the difference in color between her face and her neck. Instinctively women have the impulse to hide their true nature by disguisimg their faces with layers of paint.
            Hindi women in particular are some of the most ugly, vile, and naggy subcategory within the women group

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're actually worse than Black folk. Black folk are primitive and impulsive but for the same reason seem more human say, compared to chinky chongs, who, though more closely related to us, are so crafty and conniving and emotionless that in practice they are more distant. Indians and Middle Easterners represent a wretched middle ground between the two: possessing more low cunning than the Black person but lacking his frequent honesty in action, and possessing less restraint than the chinks, which holds the otherwise monstrous yellow people from devouring the world. They are beasts.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Grandad please; can't we just watch the movie?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I considered it. I met this short, fit Indian woman on a dating site but she lives a few hours away and is crazy. She's also like 8 years older than me. She is a software developer earning like $200k but I didn't want to get involved. Did cyber with her a few times and saw her breasts. Pretty gud. She was constantly horny. I still talk to her occasionally but I've got a much more suitable gf

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where does she live? Eastern PA?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sydney

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh just sounded like an Indian ex I had but she works in SCRUM

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Idk what's wrong with the other poo fans ITT... look at her

      Fug, forgot my image.

      she's basically a pajeet in drag. "Whiter features" my ass.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the fricking slop the Indian house elf contingent at Hogwarts shit out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they think doing everything too fast is good? Is it just when they are being watched?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bulgarian millennial here. My friends urged me to go to the casting for Victor Krum because I liked the books and in the book he was a kinda awkward regular guy (ok, ok, even ugly), so it wasn't that far fetched as an idea. And then they went and cast some ooga booga athletic buzz-cut Chad-like guy.

    In an alternate universe I totally banged both Emma Watson AND her character.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grunts in your girl's general direction
    >she wets herself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a manlet irl.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Say that to his face, see what happens.

        He's around 180 which is a decent height in most of Europe and Murrica.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 188. I'd shit him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say that to his face, see what happens.

      He's around 180 which is a decent height in most of Europe and Murrica.

      For only $35 he can wish you a happy birthday!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey does Tyrone still do videos?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being known for this scene

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Black folk COULD BE ANYWHERE
          how did they get away with it?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i remember my dad watched this movie with me as a kid and asked if that was the sirius black character they were all worried about

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is seriously black.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >at least 111 people paid $25 to get a video message from the "black could be anywhere" kid

          can someone explain this phenomenon?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dew it. You know you want to get him to say the line.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tom Felton charges $600
        >646 ratings indicatin at least that many hirings
        >Warwick charges a measly $75
        >Only 10 takers
        I guess you could say he's a little short on fans.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vile demonic little goblin

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rohan go to bed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking depressing. when i was a kid, i would have KILLED to be one of these c**ts. they had the WORLD handed to them.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fame is fleeting, anon.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            So is cocaine

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >“She’s part veela,” said Harry. “You were right — her grandmother was one. It wasn’t your fault, I bet you just walked past when she was turning on the old charm for Diggory and got a blast of it — but she was wasting her time. He’s going with Cho Chang.”
    >Ron looked up.
    >"I asked her to go with me just now,” Harry said dully, “and she told me.”
    >Ginny had suddenly stopped smiling.
    ...
    >“Right,” said Ron, who looked extremely put out, “this is getting stupid. Ginny, you can go with Harry, and I’ll just —”
    >“I can’t,” said Ginny, and she went scarlet too. “I’m going with — with Neville. He asked me when Hermione said no, and I thought . . . well . . . I’m not going to be able to go otherwise, I’m not in fourth year.” She looked extremely miserable. “I think I’ll go and have dinner,” she said, and she got up and walked off to the portrait hole, her head bowed.
    >Ron goggled at Harry.
    >“What’s got into them?” he demanded.
    And people claim there was no hints that HarryxGinny was the final goal

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ginny fricking sucks and I'd rather her and neville end up together with harry getting Luna. Although Harry is a shit character and a bad person so maybe Luna is too good for him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ginny is the hottest stacy at Hogwarts, far superior to autistic Loony Lovegood

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No she wasn’t. She wasn’t “hot” until Rowlings magically made her hot in Half Blooded Prince. Nobody ever commented on how “hot” she was until that book. Rowling even admits she’s regrets what she did. Can get movie producers were pissed. They would’ve gotten someone else for Ginny had they known

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is cope. From book 5 Ginny is constantly the attention of older boys as opposed to Luna who was just bullied

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Harry didn’t give her a second look until Half Blooded Prince. Than magically she’s a Stacy. Again, they would’ve gotten someone way hotter had they know Harry was going to hook up with her. She was just Ron’s little sister. When I read the book it grossed me out because just kept picturing the actress. “No. Nooooooooo!”

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            She became a bawd as soon as puberty hit, and Harry got interested since her attention was elsewhere.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry Rowling. It sucks. Nobody likes it’s You’d been better off hooking Harry up with a nobody at the end of the series

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just Ginny having a crush on Harry which was a thing from book 2.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just Ginny having a crush on Harry which was a thing from book 2.

      The problem was Harry never reciprocated until randomly in the 6th book when there was something about a "lion in his chest" whenever he saw her
      God Rowling was so bad at writing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luna > Hermione > Moaning Myrtle> Fleur > the rest

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Luna x Harry in the books was never even close. They for some reason gave them a bunch of sexual chemistry in the movie, presumably for the waifugays

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no Pansy Parkinson (3rd movie)
          Ngmi

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's described as pug-faced in the books

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still annoys me. Straight up ass pull. All of sudden she shows up on Quidditch field and she’s Rita Hayworth

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >something about a "lion in his chest" whenever he saw her
        lmao is this real? rowlen plox

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't read it in like 15 years but I remember her using a "lion stirring in his chest" as the analogy for wanting to frick the shit out of Ginny

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >“I think I’ll go and have dinner,” she said, and she got up to stretch her legs
      So it's true, then

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    E N T E R
    >all the female hogwarts students begin cumming in pant uncontrollably and ovulating

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The introductions of both schools were super idiotic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ? Beaux bâtons had cute asses on display

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't realize until recent rewatches that GoF is a very loud movie, not counting the loudest Dumbledore.

        >S I L E N C E

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the french students super power was that you wanted to frick them
        ???

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          pretty accurate for like 90% of actual french girls i've met. i hate their guts but i love them.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the guy breakdancing was actually sick as frick. but frick sticky-boi

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        E N T E R
        >all the female hogwarts students begin cumming in pant uncontrollably and ovulating

        >the french students super power was that you wanted to frick them
        ???

        This change in the movies made no sense
        And this scene was pure cringe

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Pottermore artwork made a better visual adaptation of the book anyway. Let's hope the HBO show follows its lead

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just don't get why suddenly they make them all girls or all boys. We know in the books they have both

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Directors assume people that watch movies are moronic.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would that help morons? Just make one blue and the other red

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just want them to get rid of that stigma they have been carrying since Azkaban, with little color and mostly dark.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of making their dates indians?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Foreshadowing future britain

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they were indians in the book and the only girls left that Harry could think of asking to the ball

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seamus bros, what is our response?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        horry shet

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought kobe was taller than that. Also do you think he asked them for the picture or they asked him for the picture

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also do you think he asked them for the picture or they asked him for the picture
          anon they are z-list actors, you must not be american if you don't comprehend how much of a big deal Kobe was

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      how fricking short is that guy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        5ft 1 / 157 cm

        >Irish ‘Harry Potter’ actor ‘spent his money on drink, cars and girls’, court hears
        >The mother of an Irish actor who earned more than €1m in the Harry Potter movies has told the High Court "he spent his money on drink, cars and girls."
        >Devon Murray is being sued for €286,000 by his former agent, who claims the 27-year-old unlawfully tried to get out of his contract.

        >Irish actor Devon Murray, who played Seamus Finnigan in the Harry Potter movies, has denied that he spent all this earnings on “women, cars and drink. "
        >Well, there was an awful lot of money I had to put things into. I had bought a lot of horses – at the time I thought it was a great idea – and the horses died, broke legs, things like that happened, a lot of money went into that. I bought property and the arse fell out of that, so it wasn’t all just women, cars and drink.”

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >earned more than €1m in the Harry Potter movies
          I don't really remember the movies, but was he some important character? Did he even have many lines?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            no but he was a recurring character on all 8 films which adds up

            it's the guy that would always blow himself up when trying to cast spells. he had like a couple lines at most on each movie

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            he was the kid that always blowing stuff up
            I don't think he was that important, but it was fricking Harry Potter, everybody was paid handsomely I'm sure

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            1 million for appearing in 7 fricking films as a side character is literally nothing, especially with how popular the films were.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            5ft 1 / 157 cm

            >Irish ‘Harry Potter’ actor ‘spent his money on drink, cars and girls’, court hears
            >The mother of an Irish actor who earned more than €1m in the Harry Potter movies has told the High Court "he spent his money on drink, cars and girls."
            >Devon Murray is being sued for €286,000 by his former agent, who claims the 27-year-old unlawfully tried to get out of his contract.

            >Irish actor Devon Murray, who played Seamus Finnigan in the Harry Potter movies, has denied that he spent all this earnings on “women, cars and drink. "
            >Well, there was an awful lot of money I had to put things into. I had bought a lot of horses – at the time I thought it was a great idea – and the horses died, broke legs, things like that happened, a lot of money went into that. I bought property and the arse fell out of that, so it wasn’t all just women, cars and drink.”

            Wtf it's way lower than I thought it would be. He wasn't a main character but a definite secondary character appearing in all the movies and having enough presence and dialogue on screen

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              when they cast nobodies(basically all child actors) they lock you in piss poor contracts because if you don't like it they will just give the role to someone else. as the series explodes and you become a star you can successfully renegotiate but if you're just a minor role and start complaining they can easily phase you out of the movie or simply recast you

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably below 1.60 yet he still managed to reproduce with a cute woman.

          Based, good for him.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He was destructive with his money as well

          Dam dude

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so it wasn’t ALL just women, cars and drink.”
          kek

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably below 1.60 yet he still managed to reproduce with a cute woman.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          were all gonna make it bros

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            she's probably an harry potter fangirl

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That pic on the left is the Lafayette, LA travel center, I've been there a dozen times I'd recognize it anywhere. You can see it couldn't be built on a slab because it's a literal swamp. Wonder what the hell they were doing here?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll take a wild guess and say that they were travelling

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know it's just not a place most people stop as they stay on I10 without getting on the Evangeline Thruway.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          were all gonna make it bros

          [...]
          Based, good for him.

          she's probably an harry potter fangirl

          He only has a wife because of the money and status from being in the HP movies. Frick that little potato homie.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            literally WHY ELSE would you become a moviestar/rockstar/etc you fricking moron? it's for pussy. it ain't for "art". dumbass.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            go to bed, Ron

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not fair. I deserve a cute wife but instead I'm forced to rot in loneliness.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who could’ve gotten for Ginny in early 2000s. She’d have to be like 7 than. Such a crap shoot if kid will be hot post puberty. Rowlings was supposedly unhappy how attractive Watson turned out to be

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No idea how you look at a little girl as cute as Emma in the first HP movie and go "yes, this is my bucktoothed, frazzy haired nerd girl"

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never get over the fricking uggo they got to play fleur, who is literally half vela and supposed to be supernaturally attractive.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, that always stumped me. even at like 13, i figured they'd use some CGI on the actress to make her "otherworldly". then they just cast a regular-ass french b***h. i'm like wtf? she ain't vela. she aint' even QUARTER vela. I've got b***hes at my junior high that are hotter than this trick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was all bad casting. Krum wasn't Krum. Fleur wasn't Fleur. Cedric wasn't Cedric.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The veela thing is not even mentioned in the movie.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    should aging be illegal? I think it should

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was ugly in the film too. You weirdos have this weird track record of liking ugly girls and then complaining they become ugly adults. No shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's 39 in these pictures. Jesus Christ.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not the worst cast but I would have preferred Juno Temple instead

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name or more?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just typed "luna lovegood actress nude"
          Luckily she did a nude set before the wall

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not the worst cast but I would have preferred Juno Temple instead

            Not a really Evanna Lynch. It's some Russian girl

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Hogwarts legacy terrible? I don't have much time for vidya but I really wanted and would have made time for a Persona at Hogwarts. Didn't look anything like that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its just a spiderman game but with the HP label slapped on

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would prefer a game like the PS1 ones.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do westerners draw girls in an anime style?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      for some reason he was my favorite character as a kid.
      maybe it was the jacket.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally that scene you posted. Letting off the Dark Mark in the sky, to show everyone they are back after committing a terrorist attack on the world cup is orgasmic to watch. He's the only male death eater we see on the big screen who actually gets anything done.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's also the only one who uses the actual spell for the dark mark. Bellatrix just kinda autistically screeches at the sky when Snape kills Dumbledore and it appears, probably because she's close to orgasmic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the jacket, it looks cool.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    look at the viewcount

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eric Butt has more views rpobably

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if harry wasn't an autist and had asked ginny out in 4th year like a normal person. this homie has access to a secret invisible room, an invisibility cloak and a map of every secret chamber and passage. he could have been getting some of that ginger grippy EVERY day, inbetween classes and before and after dinner for THREE FULL YEARS

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's 11 bro

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She would've been 13 in Harry's fourth year and she was a confirmed wiener fiend for him since he was in second year

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't find her hot then. I assume Rowling didn't think of pairing them up until she started writing the 6th book, especially since she had Cho betray the DA in the 5th book so she needed someone for Harry to romance
      Then realized she couldn't just have them start dating immediately out of nowhere in book 6, so we had to wait until like the 4th last chapter to see it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has an invisibility cloak and a map of every secret chamber and passage
      Idk about Ginny but this would be the prelude to some serious voyeuristic coomer addiction

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this could’ve been harry
    I heard that she got disowned for marrying a hindu

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you ever notice how the crowds at school quidditch matches make no fricking sense? The entire population of hogwarts, students plus professors and support staff combined is MAYBE 120 people if you do a headcount. Subtract 14 for both team's players and it's 106. But we're told that the stadium is often "packed" for games. this would make sense if parents and families were coming up to spectate, but not once in six school years do we hear of the weasleys coming up to support ron OR harry. wouldn't there be lots of events where families would be invited up? the wizarding community is small and they have this huge castle but they never get together to mingle with old friends or check on their kid's progress with professors. despite the fact that it would be trivially easy to apparate or use floo powder to go to hogsmeade. never in six years do the weasleys take two hours to to meet one of their dozen kids for brunch at the three broomsticks.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how ron is consistently presented as being in the wrong in his relationship with hermione

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