have they lost their minds? what the frick is this story? and it's supposed to be a romantic comedy?
am I supposed to believe that multiple women want to frick that hobo midget?
kek did Dinklage produce this Sandler style?
what do you mean, no?
I said there's a difference between dwarfs and Dwarves.
Yes, the difference is Tolkien invented the name Dwarves for his fantasy race.
That's why I capitalized Dwarves and not dwarfs. fricking moron.
does dwarfism prevent long thick fantasy dwarf beards? Dinky dwarf is the only one ive seen with a decent beard but he keeps his too short and his makes him look homeless instead of well groomed as a dwarf's beard should be.
>Anne Hathaway’s father: yes that’s right, as long as they don’t JOIN THE CIRCUS!
Cant join the circus because of grandpa, cant act in movies because of dad. What are they supposed to do then?
They should probably just have someone take them out to the stone piles, and have them use a large stone to crush their skulls. Letting the dwarfs live into adolescence would be a mistake
Hasn't he heard that it's racist to cast a dwarf actor? He needs to step aside so that ordinary people have a shot at acting.
I hate this homosexual. Hes so uppity and obviously hates himself
He used to be based and not give a frick. The bad GoT ending must've buck broke him.
MIDGE'D
boycott this movie he's a self hating dwarf hurling virulent antidwarfism at his fellow dwarf actors
Hath Annaway is such a beautiful woman. She should not be bullied on this board for aging.
>is
*was
Didn't watch the trailer. I assume this is a comedy?
BVILT FOR BMC
have they lost their minds? what the frick is this story? and it's supposed to be a romantic comedy?
am I supposed to believe that multiple women want to frick that hobo midget?
kek did Dinklage produce this Sandler style?
He should be one of the 7 dwarfs.
No, he should be all of the 7 dwarves.
They call him "ladder kicker" but they should really say "step stool lifter."
The important question is does he play a dwarf or does everyone just pretend that hes normal?
I don't recognise this scene from LOTR. Is this when Arwen cucks Aragorn for Gimli's hotter brother, Bimli?
>disease literally called dwarfism
>cool as frick fantasy race
>sounds better than midget
Why the frick don't they want to be called dwarves?
Because there is a difference between dwarfs and Dwarves.
no dwarves is a word Tolkien invented
dwarfs is the correct version
what do you mean, no?
I said there's a difference between dwarfs and Dwarves.
Yes, the difference is Tolkien invented the name Dwarves for his fantasy race.
That's why I capitalized Dwarves and not dwarfs. fricking moron.
Imagine knowing this. Black person
>if you arent ignorant of classic british literature that means youre a Black person
I don't have to imagine. And there's no need to sign off on your posts.
Why would you capitalize it? It's not a proper noun and Tolkien doesn't capitalize it.
Because I call people from Africa; Africans. Or English people; the English.
https://mwchase.com/2009/02/22/capitalization-of-fantasy-races/#:~:text=Tolkien%2C%20as%20we%20know%2C%20capitalized,usually)%20capitalize%20their%20racial%20name.
Just so you know you're wrong I included a link.
Well, see, the problem is that Dwarfs in Fantasy are both strong and long-lived, with a rich culture and crafty hands.
Probably precisely because the word is associated with fantasy which raises unrealistic expectations.
does dwarfism prevent long thick fantasy dwarf beards? Dinky dwarf is the only one ive seen with a decent beard but he keeps his too short and his makes him look homeless instead of well groomed as a dwarf's beard should be.
I always thought "little people" sounded more demeaning. Who wouldn't want to be associated with Gimli?
hathaway, the secret busey
>gets casted in a non-dwarf role
>everybody just sees a frickin dwarf anyway
what a moronic little c**t
Scene 7:
[Anne Hathaway and Peter Dinklage are eating dinner in a castle with Anne Hathaway’s parents. A donkey enters the room]
Anne Hathaway’s father: So any children you guys have are expected to be…
Peter Dinklage: THAT’S RIGHT, MIDGET moronS. They’ll be MIDGET moronS
Anne Hathaway’s mom: Not that there’s anything wrong with that, right Anne Hathaway’s father?
Anne Hathaway’s father: yes that’s right, as long as they don’t JOIN THE CIRCUS!
>Anne Hathaway’s father: yes that’s right, as long as they don’t JOIN THE CIRCUS!
Cant join the circus because of grandpa, cant act in movies because of dad. What are they supposed to do then?
They should probably just have someone take them out to the stone piles, and have them use a large stone to crush their skulls. Letting the dwarfs live into adolescence would be a mistake
But then who am i going to toss during oktoberfest?
>Oh no, I'm being sexually assaulted by Marisa Tomei, how horribleeeeee
Yoooo, his head is so fricking big.
the guy needs to change his fricking hair, he looks the exact same in all his movies
>a movie of a 5'10 finding a cute wife
GoT were more realistic
>movid
GOOD MORNING SIR!
Qrd?? Is that the little Lannister and Dylan Mulvayney leaving the casting couch of new snow white?
No, it's Arwen and Gimli on the set of Rings of power while they wait for their intimacy coordinator.