What would Bluey be like if it took place in the U.S.
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U.S.A Bluey
What would Bluey be like if it took place in the U.S.
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Try to have an original idea for once
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It would be a show about guns without woke culture
>samegayging
is this child Bluey or age appropriate to be an actual US president Bluey?
oh frick I somehow misread this as "What if Bluey was president of the US?
your OP pic made not fully pay attention the post.
whole family dies of rabies
the end
Exactly the same show, they'd live in some white coastal
Probably with a lot more nature too
If there was a US version, one of the episodes would be half of the family being killed in a mass shooting because of the lax gun laws while at the same time both scapegoating and giving lip service to mental health treatments.
The same but without any assuie culture.
>Bandit and Chili would probably be ultra conservative
>the entire family will be obese (Bandit will just be 10 times more fat than his Aussie counterpart)
>they would either live in the suburbs like in the show or some remote bumfrick town where there's a low population of people (or dogs in this case)
>The parents would drive some huge pickup truck or SUV like most American families typically do (funny enough they own a red SUV in the show)
>Bluey and Bingo would both be homeschooled because of the never ending mass shootings at American public schools and because conservatives for some reason do this
>They would pray before dinner
>Bandit would go on tangents about how the liberals are assfricking the country or something
>Bandit will have like a huge firearms collection in his arsenal
>He will also have a shit ton of powertools in his garage or shed that he will literally never touch (like most conservatives do)
>Chili would post those old stale ass memes that Gen X/older millennial mothers typically do on Facebook as well as Bible verses
Am I missing something?
This is what happens when you never leave your basement and believe America is what you read on some meme reddit
I am an American, a Texan no less. Doesn't hurt to make fun of your own country and the people in it once in a while. Shit I'm guilty of some of the things I listed in my post. I own a shit ton of DeWalt and Milwaukee powertools, but hardly use them. I own an old rust bucket pickup truck just to transport my fat beer belly ass around, and I own several pistols and a shotgun. I'm the typical American.
>shitting on Reddit
>Elon’s hq
You are not based or red pilled.
You’re cringe
Point and laugh at him folks, point and laugh. He’s a micro
this is what 90% of america is like, not sure what metropolitan dystopia you're crawling out from
>not sure what metropolitan dystopia you're crawling out from
Insanely ironic given that's where Bluey takes place and also the entirety of Europe where you're probably s a metropolitan dystopia with zero undeveloped nature remaining.
>metropolitan dystopia
Enjoy your death by overdose in your rural shithole.
Nah, seems like you nailed it. But bandit would sexually abuse his girls but claim god wills it
So that's why he gets shot later by Chilli? That would explain it, that image is from an US Bluey alternate universe
>because conservatives for some reason do this
The reason being Jesus. Gotta get 'em into the cult early and make sure there aren't any other influences in their lives that might make them think or question.
If they had actually read the Bible they would not fear sending their kids to school
>would both be homeschooled because of the never ending mass shootings at American public schools
The chances of a child being killed in a madd shooting at school is near Zero. The chance of a kid be sexually abused in school by a teacher is a thousand times more likely.
>The chances of a child being killed in a madd shooting at school is near Zero.
The chances of being killed by a gun in their own home, however, are quite good.
only if they're black
Nope:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/29/health/us-children-gun-deaths-dg/index.html
>Guns are the leading cause of death for US children and teens, since surpassing car accidents in 2020.
Now kiss.
>Bluey gets mauled by a pit bull
>Bluey gets fricked by a pitbull in high school
There
>ITT: Mutts proving they lack reading comprehension
>ITT: Mutts proving they lack reading comprehension
Agree, Europeans and Aussies can't read
>This episode of bluey is called, ACCEPTANCE
>Bluey: mmm yum I really love eating this burger dad can you please get more
>Bandit: Sure Bluey (Bandit buys 5 more mcdonalds burgers while Bluey scrolls through tiktok)
>Bluey: Thanks dad
>THE NEXT DAY
>Bluey is incredibly obese and can't even get out of her own bed
>Bluey: DAD HELP I CANT GET OUT OF BED
>Bandit: Coming Bluey (he shoves her off the bed)
>Bluey: Dad I don't want to be fat anymore
>Bandit: Bluey, you should know there is nothing wrong with being fat. Infact, I'm a little chubby myself.
>Bluey: Oh okay dad. Can we get more mcdonalds?
>Bandit: Sure Bluey.
>Bluey: Oh by the way, I'm bisexualit, no cap. Tiktok taught me that's incredibly cool and I should be proud of it.
>Bandit: As your dad, I support you no matter what Bluey. Whether your straight or bisexual, it doesn't matter to me.
>Bandit pulls out his phone and opens twitter and tweets "My Bisexual 6 year old daughter just came out to me and I am so #PROUD #ParentingGoals"
>The end.
Nice meme homosexual chan
Yes.
I like this meme because it (almost certainly unknowingly) reproduces a section of Plato's Republic almost word for word.
People have been pulling this for thousands of years.
Modern man has transcended this trap by calling them a homosexual.
It's sad this isn't even a joke.
We've had 2,400 years to think on the problem and come up with the perfect answer.
The idea of a stable, loving middle-class nuclear family is too alien for Americans of any stripe to accept.
Iol i live in one mutt
post flag and timestamp of your hand right now
I said for Americans. You're using "mutt" meaning you aren't one, so frick off.
After Chilli goes on one too many woke tirades, ultra-conservative MAGA Bandit shoots her and then himself. Bluey then wanders in, finds the gun, and accidentally shoots Bingo. The show closes with a woke speech from Bluey.
Bringing up woke culture would be pretty moronic when Australia is somewhat to the left of the US in general.
Go back to MySpace
You should probably not be here if that basic factual information triggers you.
stranger danger episode with bingo going missing
>Bluey learns and practices a Code Red drill in school episode
Does it matter where it's set? There's nothing particularly Australian about the show other than the accents, that's why it's so widely popular.
There are a lot of very Australian episodes in season 3. The one that first comes to mind is Explorers, which has a lot of unnecessarily patriotic moments.
The family goes out to exterminate some abos?
I don't know what you think was patriotic about it.
All these posts are moronic. If Bluey was made in America dad would be fat, stupid, neglectful and incompetent. Mom would be a straight man and hyper competent. One of the girls would be a rambuxious boy and the siblings would fight. A lot. This is because every family sitcom has to be The Simpsons dynamic.
Bold of you to assume a show in 2023 wouldn't depict them as divorced.
Australian and American divorce rates are almost identical, and Australians are less likely to marry their partners in the first place.
I hope you're not pretending both countries aren't overwhelmingly urban.
>I hope you're not pretending both countries aren't overwhelmingly urban.
Part of the American conservative fantasy is that they're a silent majority and not tiny groups strung strung out in dying hellholes between the cities that have larger populations than many red states.
i'm autistic so i don't know if you have the reading comprehension issues or i do, but no, i am not pretending
I would have thought a competent autist would get their facts straight. Rural populations in both countries are very small. In Australia it's even more pronounced because every state capital has a massive king effect.
lol i can only hope this is performance art
If you live in Vienna you live closer to a literal warzone then I do across my state
If you live anywhere in the EU you are closer to a literal warzone then I am to California
...and if Vienna is attacked then you're as dead as they are because you're both in the same binding nuclear alliance. It's not a relevant point to make because it's never going to happen.
You think that moron can understand geopolitics or even knows what NATO is? You're wasting your time.
>He thinks nukes are automatically used and not conventional warfare under NATO like the one time it's been implemented
>Even then, missing the point entirely of the post
Lol
Lmao
>misses point of post very obviously
>accuses someone else
Yes, no need to further confirm that you're a fricking idiot.
Last reply you're getting.
The point being, you keep going on about "muh gun deaths muh fat muh ___" when Europe has an actual war going on and that would be the setting of Bluey if it took place in Europe.
>Misses point of post very obviously
>Accuses someone else
Goodnight
>If Bluey was made in America dad would be fat, stupid, neglectful and incompetent.
The dad already is all of those things in Bluey
He is not a Homerclone. The dad in Bluey makes people seeth for setting "unrealistic" expectations.
>loves wife
>pays attention to children
This is what Americans see as an unrealistic father.
>Chili is morbidly obese
>Rides a mobility scooter, which is clinging onto dear life as she continues gaining weight
>Chili tries hugging Bandit during the obligatory body positivity episode and shatters his ribcage
>She is responsible for 99% of the property damage in the show
If Bluey took place in Europe
>They live 200 miles from a literal hellscape warzone where tens of thousands of gun deaths at minimum have happened within the last 2 years
>All of them get shot to death when it progresses to their development
Europe is a 3rd world hellhole
It really is bizarre reading the ideas conservatives have about places they've never been and know literally nothing about.
One of your "paradises" in Warsaw is less then 200 miles from Ukraine.
Vienna is only 375 miles from Ukraine.
Isn't that what that "Chip Chilla" thing is?
Well instead of cricket they'd play football. Instead of eating pavlova Bingo would want to eat cheesecake. Instead of sausage they'd eat burgers. It's kind of hard to think of any more important changes than that kind of stuff, since American suburban culture isn't that different at its core from the suburban culture of Australia. They'd use different words, eat different foods, see different animals out their car windows, but I don't think anything would be fundamentally different.