Omg that's me. I spent all of my life alone in my mom's basement watching anime and going on LULZ. I became even smarter as I was older so I cut my dick off and wore a dress so people would finally have sex with me but sadly prostitutes are too stupid to ever give me a chance and now I'm going to kill myself. Me and Mrs. House are literally the same
Being crippled sucks, but if they wanted to make his depression and pain more authentic, they should have made his dick not work. Then I'd get it
t. crippled guy who can't feel his non-working dick
Don’t forget he also had a dad who treated him like shit and turned out to not even be his real dad. Also his girlfriend waited for him to be unconscious and then immediately okay’ed a procedure he repeatedly said he didn’t want which ended up causing his chronic pain, and then she left him shortly after lmao.
constant pain is debilitating. even minor pain can cause lack of sleep and lead to cascading failure in personality traits and depression. imagine now nerve pain you cant do anything about and constant agony all day every day. now also imagine being surrounded by absolute midwits that keep trying to say its fricking lupus every fricking time.
also his hairline is clearly gone and he's got fake hair.
I have experience high degrees of pain but constant mediocre pain which took not even a week made me absolutely crazy. I don't blame House honestly. People are a lot worse buttholes without the pain. At least he saved people.
I have experience high degrees of pain but constant mediocre pain which took not even a week made me absolutely crazy. I don't blame House honestly. People are a lot worse buttholes without the pain. At least he saved people.
Yep. People who live with chronic pain and still manage to be productive and even caring are some of the toughest frickers out there.
>manlet proportions
Not entirely sure what that is but I'm willing to believe it just so I don't have to come to terms with being moronic (in ANOTHER fricking way)
how did everyone get fooled by this idiots accent? his fake american accent is atrocious, no one talks like that. its like idris elba in the wire, he sounds like a buffoon
Wasn't it all about the fact they fricked up his surgery and by extension his dependency on pain medication? I never watched the whole show, but i thought before that he was just an arrogant butthole but relatively happy?
no, the muscle in his leg was dead and was causing extreme pain. Cuddy wanted to amputate but House refused and ordered them to remove the dead tissue so he could keep his leg.
There were multiple scenes of a "happy ending" of an episode where he would be laughing wholesomely with Wilson and whatever family and those seemed so out of place to me. Like an instant personality switch for House.
mate, look at Cuddy and look at Cameron. Edelstein was born in 66 and Morrison in 79.
She looks like she's been in the fricking cellar for 10 years surviving only on water and occasional rat.
she's in her forties and unlike 99% of famous b***hes she's surprisingly willing to often post herself up close up without wearing makeup. when she's dolled up she still looks bangin
I'm only 32 and my hair is like left pic. My skin is youthful though so its weird. I never drink alcohol or smoke or drugs. So with a hat on I look young but with hat off I look 40.
I'm only 32 and my hair is like left pic. My skin is youthful though so its weird. I never drink alcohol or smoke or drugs. So with a hat on I look young but with hat off I look 40.
you'll never understand what it's like to bear the crushing weight of understanding
He was too smart to be happy
literally me
but you're moronic
i'm not
my iq is 138
Online IQ tests don't count
You mean to tell me I don't have an IQ of 144?
They do. Pattern matching ability is not hard to test online.
it's not that it's hard, it's that they exaggerate your result purposefully so you send the link to more people. 140 online iq is like 105-115 real iq
If we're talking about generic online tests, yes, but the Mensa Norway test has been around for years and is pretty popular.
mensa's online test is pretty accurate to what you'd get in a proper IQ test
My IQ is 420
Always glad to meet fellow cum eating moron!
Hello brother! wanna share a cup?
>He was too smart to be happy
Werd
>98 iq
>still unhappy
turns out ignorance is scary and confusing, not bliss.
Get a coloring book or ask your handler for some ice cream
Yes, but at the same time he wasn't smart enough.
r/atheism
Omg that's me. I spent all of my life alone in my mom's basement watching anime and going on LULZ. I became even smarter as I was older so I cut my dick off and wore a dress so people would finally have sex with me but sadly prostitutes are too stupid to ever give me a chance and now I'm going to kill myself. Me and Mrs. House are literally the same
Being crippled sucks, but if they wanted to make his depression and pain more authentic, they should have made his dick not work. Then I'd get it
t. crippled guy who can't feel his non-working dick
the constant pain probably made it hard to keep a bonier
House constantly hired prostitutes and had a few girlfriends during the series duration, so he didn't have problems with his penis.
what happen anon?
>getting laid easily is the ultimate key to self fulfillment and happiness
incel moment
people who use the term incel are the ones who legitimize the phenomenon you’re pretending to oppose here
Cool story incel
He's a crippled addict, who can't forgive "god"/"the universe"/"life" for his suffering, and refuses to improve his life.
Don’t forget he also had a dad who treated him like shit and turned out to not even be his real dad. Also his girlfriend waited for him to be unconscious and then immediately okay’ed a procedure he repeatedly said he didn’t want which ended up causing his chronic pain, and then she left him shortly after lmao.
Maybe his penis is small
He's depressed because he's in crippling agony every day and has to pop vicodin like candy just to function
He was better in Blackadder
constant pain is debilitating. even minor pain can cause lack of sleep and lead to cascading failure in personality traits and depression. imagine now nerve pain you cant do anything about and constant agony all day every day. now also imagine being surrounded by absolute midwits that keep trying to say its fricking lupus every fricking time.
also his hairline is clearly gone and he's got fake hair.
>also his hairline is clearly gone and he's got fake hair.
It's real, he was just balding at the crown instead of the temples and you didn't notice it.
oh no no no house bros this can't be happening
What is Cinemaphiles obsession with balding men? I can’t seem to see this phenomena anywhere else in life.
Unhappy insecure people obsess about characteristics and love to tear others down.
As a balding man I can tell you only balding men give a shit about other men balding. It's just a coping mechanism
Watch any tiktok of a roastie complaining about modern men, every one of them mention receding hairlines...
And yet they still put out
3/4 genetic chance of a man to have hair loss problems; Cinemaphile is mostly male
his hair was super distracting in VEEP
I have experience high degrees of pain but constant mediocre pain which took not even a week made me absolutely crazy. I don't blame House honestly. People are a lot worse buttholes without the pain. At least he saved people.
Yep. People who live with chronic pain and still manage to be productive and even caring are some of the toughest frickers out there.
he would've traded the height and hairline in a heartbeat for a functioning leg
>tall
Looked it up and he actually is pretty tall
I haven't watched House but I've seen Laurie in a lot of other things before, why the frick did I think he was a manlet?
What's wrong with my brain?
He has manlet proportions, thats probably why
>manlet proportions
Not entirely sure what that is but I'm willing to believe it just so I don't have to come to terms with being moronic (in ANOTHER fricking way)
Larger head so it looks the rest of the body (torso, limbs) looks smaller in comparison
Yeah, looks like it actually
Thanks, thought I had Seeing Manlets Syndrome for a sec there
His most known work before House is with Stephen Fry, who is also pretty tall.
He's depressed because he lives in constant pain and he torpedoed every relationship he ever had. The only person, who can put up with him is Wilson.
the actor was bald
how did everyone get fooled by this idiots accent? his fake american accent is atrocious, no one talks like that. its like idris elba in the wire, he sounds like a buffoon
He's in severe chronic pain and addicted to painkillers...
>good hairline
about that . . . .
Wasn't it all about the fact they fricked up his surgery and by extension his dependency on pain medication? I never watched the whole show, but i thought before that he was just an arrogant butthole but relatively happy?
no, the muscle in his leg was dead and was causing extreme pain. Cuddy wanted to amputate but House refused and ordered them to remove the dead tissue so he could keep his leg.
>t. balding manlet
Just cut the fricking leg off.
ONE LEG?
NO CONTINUES?
There were multiple scenes of a "happy ending" of an episode where he would be laughing wholesomely with Wilson and whatever family and those seemed so out of place to me. Like an instant personality switch for House.
He lived in a constant pain since he was shot
depression is a side effect of having a shitty personality which can happen to anyone
t. shitty personality
Being a cripple nullifies anything else, unless the women have some kinda weird savior/nursing complex
bros...
holy burning pits of hell what the frick happened to Cameron
its called aging. look it up
mate, look at Cuddy and look at Cameron. Edelstein was born in 66 and Morrison in 79.
She looks like she's been in the fricking cellar for 10 years surviving only on water and occasional rat.
she's in her forties and unlike 99% of famous b***hes she's surprisingly willing to often post herself up close up without wearing makeup. when she's dolled up she still looks bangin
Foreman has barely changed, hahahahh
>hair implants AND dye
fricking hell the things Hollywood do to you
>people look older after aging 18 years
Wow, anon...
Why did I go bald so fast?
wilson won
nice b8
House is probably one of the only realistic characters that's depicted as smart in the last 20 years
He had crippling depression.
Completely ignores he's in constant nonstop pain
He should play frankenstein's monster before it's too late
He got a hair transplant, that's why it's like that...right?
I'm only 32 and my hair is like left pic. My skin is youthful though so its weird. I never drink alcohol or smoke or drugs. So with a hat on I look young but with hat off I look 40.
>good hairline"
House is bald as frick, he is wearing a hair system and "spray on" hair throughout the entire show. You're blind if you don't see it.
t. Short and bad hairline