This.
It's the same with vidya and /tg/ hobbies. They just draw in the dregs. Being interested in that stuff is more a symptom of being a loser instead of causing someone to be a loser.
t. Fa/tg/uy
there's something else going on. I'm not a pol shitzo but this tranime shit starting to show up in places it never was before. yesterday I saw some boogalarper at the gun range. straight off a deployment with meal team 6. had fricking tranime sticker on his truck and tranime patches on his boogalarp gear. first time I've actually seen /k/ in the wild I think.
This.
It's the same with vidya and /tg/ hobbies. They just draw in the dregs. Being interested in that stuff is more a symptom of being a loser instead of causing someone to be a loser.
t. Fa/tg/uy
Same with how trains attraxct autismos. Trains dont cause autism
In the Manga she tries to frick him after Kenji dies and he's repulsed because she's supposed to be like an older sister to him.
Men who have never been in that situation will never comprehend why Shinji reacted that way.
>she is just desperate for love and affection, so she spreads her legs for nearly every man that shows a little
too bad current year women like this all end up as e-thots. 20 years ago they were within reach of the average joe.
I'm a biz refugee who got rekt by the bear market and I'm just enjoying these last few days this wonderful board. Can I get a rundown on why there are anime threads? Do people talk about anime here??
I'm an Cinemaphile refugee myself.
Anime is everywhere on the chan. You can usually get away with discussing anime and cartoons on the television and film board if the thread is at least trying to contain good discussion.
idk why this thread is still up kek.
this thread is filled with /misc/teenager, see all those post that that are written with memewords like >kek, based, something with trannies, schizo ramblings
etc.
as seen as here
kek based shinji not wanting to deal with these bdp roasties
there's something else going on. I'm not a pol shitzo but this tranime shit starting to show up in places it never was before. yesterday I saw some boogalarper at the gun range. straight off a deployment with meal team 6. had fricking tranime sticker on his truck and tranime patches on his boogalarp gear. first time I've actually seen /k/ in the wild I think.
show already explained that she never had interest in depressed kid and was only teasing because she was lonely as frick. She got the dick from her old bf eventually
moron please, she sure had kids best interest at heart, she was just as damaged and couldn't express her feelings, she tried to comfort the guy by offering herself since she doesn't know anything better and got rejected.
I hate how the rebuilds reduced Asuka and Misato to charicatures. Same as Rei having to replay the same character arc in 3 films. And everyone else is a tlaking head spouting plot points.
>the whole point of the show
While this is true, I've never understood why it needed to be told? How does the audience benefit from watching 26 episodes (and a movie) about a total pussy?
I was near-blackout drunk the entire time I was watching Evangelion. I retained just enough to participate in arguments about it on Cinemaphile and form strong opinions about who best girl is.
Asuka, verification not required, reigays don't (You) me
Kek literally me. I watched some episodes three times because I had no idea where I had stopped watching and I had no recollection of watching the episodes until some important plot point.
Except Shinji never improves. He lets everyone die because he is absolutely spineless and he lost all will to live and go on after Kaworu died. At least Amuro sacrifices himself to save the Earth from Char dropping the Axis colony and killing the planet.
Shinji "gets it" only right at the very end of the story after the world is destroyed. He had ot spend time in the ooze to have some therapy and work out his issues.
1. Ultraman x Devilman x Ideon - normal monster of the week becomes more off script as it goes until it has a trippy ending
2. Christian mythology - bionically accurate angels, end-times, millennialism, apocalypse. This is an under-appreciated element, as they don't literally adapt Revelations, but it is one of the best media at capturing the feeling of end-times and the strangeness of it all.
3. Exploring all the mental problems of the main cast with the end-times in the background and leaving a lot of it quite vague.
4. Exploration of teenage sexuality.
It's the combo of these things that makes it interesting.
>You know they just throwed that shit in for shits and giggles right?
No, they put that in there because they are cool, scary and it's a good way to have great differences between each alien.
>dude join us all in the goo >literally all our consciousness melded into one >no fear, sad, angry, hungry, etc >just a megamind of pure bliss and happiness where everyone is accepted and loved
>nah I’ll go live on the post apocalypse planet that is currently and forever fricked up in oceans of blood and death with a person I hate
Literally why? In the logic of the show it makes no sense to reject Heaven and return to Hell just to show how mature you are. It’s the most moronic thing you could possibly do
did you watch it? Gendo was insane and was funneling backer funds on his private doomsday project just so he can get back with his dead wife. It's some stupid event horizon shit
I don’t really remember much besides broad strokes. SEELE wanted to combine everyone into goo, didn’t Gendo want the same thing basically but with some extra step of making Rei a vessel for his dead wife?
>literally all our consciousness melded into one
That's why, I'm tryna been an individual, baby! I don't give a frick if I get hurt along the way because I'm not a PUSSY! Pure bliss = no bliss you big fricking dummy, to live is to feel pain.
Its metaphorically what we are going through right night. The coective consciouness demands we obey and wants to force all of us to have the same opinions on everything and everyone. The ones denying it are here (and not making capeshit threads).
I watched it long time ago, but from what i remember what happened wasn't the goal of seele. They wanted all the souls or whatever to combine inside of eva and create this god like being that could explore the galaxy or something.
Orange ocean and ruined planet wasn't the original goal.
You would have to be a complete moron to not see the huge red flags >woman who drinks all day, hitting the wall at light speed but you don't see it because it's anime >is lazy, dirty, doesn't cook or help with the chores >got separated from kenji and certainly still has feelings for him like all roasties >has a penguin living with her (you just know she rides the noot noot) >accepted having a male teenager living with her knowing he's an emotional mess and still tease him all the time
homie, you stay away from women like this like the plague they are.
Yes, you can tell from this mf's face she gets wasted everytime kenji ghosts her and then she forces him to eat her out tricking him into thinking she has fish between her legs
All Japanese beer basically tastes like your run-of-the-mill American or Mexican shit, but the lower end is even worse. Kirin is the best, with Sapporo being a close runner-up; both of these actually taste pretty good. Then Yebisu, Asahi (disgusting), and finally in last place, "SUNTORY THE PREMIUM MALT'S," the creator of which should have been hanged.
Kek. Asahi tastes ok initially, but the aftertaste after even the first beer is so malty I dread whenever it's my only option. Similar issue with the Suntory shit.
>How come she wasn't fat from drinking cheap beer and eating shitty food?
NERV Headquarters is massive and despite extensive inclusion of escalators and elevators she still has to walk many, many miles every single day.
Considering her age and when NGE takes place, I'd say I'll put something that came out a bit ago compared to then. Hence: we'll be watching Ichi The Killer while drinking strong zero and eating food from the konbini
It's actually sad that most normalgays thought like this watching the movie, how do you even miss the point so hard?
Even for the biggest midwit shouldn't be so moronic, can normalgays really only think about sex?
>mother died >extreme daddy issues >daddy didn't give a frick about him all life and now suddenly his father wants him to fight aliens in a big robot and even if you save the day he still doesn't give a single frick about you >get thrown around to people that only gives a single frick about you to use you >while emotionally dealing with your daddy issues and being forced to save the world despite not wanting to you have to deal with 2 emotionally stunted girls your age
>alkoholic women are either fat as frick or destroyed by abuse
I also hate the cliché of the "so good student that he sleeps 5h at most" or so.
It's been proved it literally destroys your brain
Anon you'd shit bricks in East Asia. Half the women there are raging alcoholics who will drink you under the table while all maintaining a slim figure.
NGE has been out for over 25 years and is one of the most well known anime series ever, and there is still criminally low amounts of Misato porn.
What the frick.
kek based shinji not wanting to deal with these bdp roasties
fpbp
you have to have an iq over 130 to escape the sexhaver instinct, and Cinemaphile is a VERY low iq board
All the ESL riff raff have dragged the average way down.
I'm dumb as rocks and even I can see how pointless sex is outside of a loving procreative relationship
/thread
misato was just trying to groom him into getting into the robot
she's only hot because of the medium. irl she'd be nasty and walled.
This. Booze is like trying to do 9/11 on The Wall.
even Toji was capable of seeing that, or was it Asuka.
Nice digits
But yeah, he fricking hated Asuka but simped hard for Misato
The medium? Necessarily by the mediun she's a fricking moomintroll with purple hair and breasts for fricks sake.
pussies
Maybe you are depressed because you are an adult watching children's shows
he's actually an adult watching an adult show about children which is a little more fricked up i think
I'm of the firm conviction that tranime doesn't cause people to become losers and perverts, they just like it a lot for some reason.
This.
It's the same with vidya and /tg/ hobbies. They just draw in the dregs. Being interested in that stuff is more a symptom of being a loser instead of causing someone to be a loser.
t. Fa/tg/uy
there's something else going on. I'm not a pol shitzo but this tranime shit starting to show up in places it never was before. yesterday I saw some boogalarper at the gun range. straight off a deployment with meal team 6. had fricking tranime sticker on his truck and tranime patches on his boogalarp gear. first time I've actually seen /k/ in the wild I think.
Same with how trains attraxct autismos. Trains dont cause autism
He secretly knows he is in a shitty cartoon of his own delusion that's why he's sad.
NNNAAAAAAAAAAA
SOWENYAAAAAAA
MAMABEETSEEBABAAAAAA
I know God isn't real because I don't get to have a Misato all my own. Instead I'm lonely and angry, just a sad chimp.
Maybe it's punishment for being a sad chimp
I'm sad because of the circumstances of my life, of which he would has total control over. Therefore...
So if it's not up to you why even be sad
Maybe you'll get a Misato when you die, you don't know.
Late 20s early 30s nips are peak sexy.
Made for elbow deep fisting
Amuro > shinji
>ywn have a bottle of dassai alpne with misato
Why does this look soulless? Is it some kind of remaster?
It's from the first rebuild movie, which was more or less a recap of the first few episodes
Cuz it's 16:9 instead of how you're used to seeing it (in 4:3 soul)
/eva/ sold out
>ywn share a cigarette with Ritsuko while she talks about obscure theories of physics
That's because you're too dumb to anything of note
He wasn't depressed about living with Misato, lol. If anything he was frustrated because of how much he liked being around her.
Fr tho, why didn't shinji tap that?
In the Manga she tries to frick him after Kenji dies and he's repulsed because she's supposed to be like an older sister to him.
Men who have never been in that situation will never comprehend why Shinji reacted that way.
idk bruh, it just bussin with my mind, no cap.
misato is a pedophile
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ephebophile/ hebephile.
Attracted to 14 y/o ≠ pedo.
Knowing the difference doesn't make you look like any less of a pedophile
thanks misato
she is just desperate for love and affection, so she spreads her legs for nearly every man that shows a little
>she is just desperate for love and affection, so she spreads her legs for nearly every man that shows a little
too bad current year women like this all end up as e-thots. 20 years ago they were within reach of the average joe.
Living with someone like that would be a fricking nightmare. Ever notice how shinji was the only one cooking/cleaning?
>Cooking is a nightmare to zoomers
They're going to have to no one can afford fast food anymore shit's almost 40% more expensive in my area compared to 2020.
I cook, you clean motherfricker. Cooking and cleaning for more than just yourself everyday IS a nightmare.
I'm a biz refugee who got rekt by the bear market and I'm just enjoying these last few days this wonderful board. Can I get a rundown on why there are anime threads? Do people talk about anime here??
I'm an Cinemaphile refugee myself.
Anime is everywhere on the chan. You can usually get away with discussing anime and cartoons on the television and film board if the thread is at least trying to contain good discussion.
idk why this thread is still up kek.
The kind of butt hurt losers who watch anime no doubt have a lot of time on their hands to spew their garbage everywhere.
off topic threads are usually the only way to avoid /misc/ schizos on this board.
so far this thread is filled with pedos and weebs, not much better.
On topic though.
??? off-topic threads are the most /misc/ infested threads on Cinemaphile.
Half the time they are explicitly /misc/ threads.
Guess the better phrasing would be cross board threads. Whenever Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile get lost
this thread is filled with /misc/teenager, see all those post that that are written with memewords like
>kek, based, something with trannies, schizo ramblings
etc.
as seen as here
No shot pall. Im everywhere
Evangelion is Cinemaphile certified
-Expert Cinemaphile Certifier
show already explained that she never had interest in depressed kid and was only teasing because she was lonely as frick. She got the dick from her old bf eventually
moron please, she sure had kids best interest at heart, she was just as damaged and couldn't express her feelings, she tried to comfort the guy by offering herself since she doesn't know anything better and got rejected.
The show has harem elements, and she's into Shinji from day 1.
Day 0.
(remember intro pic)
It's not as if she welcomes it with her legs wide open every day.
Childhood is idolizing Asuka, adulthood is realizing Misato is still inferior to Asuka.
Asuka sits at both ends of the testosterone bell curve.
gayhood is simping for Rei
/thread
only in a universe where there is so little choice could someone like shinji attain this.
I hate how the rebuilds reduced Asuka and Misato to charicatures. Same as Rei having to replay the same character arc in 3 films. And everyone else is a tlaking head spouting plot points.
Shinji was depressed in spite of Misato
the whole point of the show is that Shinji could enjoy life if he learned to get out of his own way
>the whole point of the show
While this is true, I've never understood why it needed to be told? How does the audience benefit from watching 26 episodes (and a movie) about a total pussy?
literally "dude he's not a gundam MC lol"
thanks anno
I was near-blackout drunk the entire time I was watching Evangelion. I retained just enough to participate in arguments about it on Cinemaphile and form strong opinions about who best girl is.
Asuka, verification not required, reigays don't (You) me
Kek literally me. I watched some episodes three times because I had no idea where I had stopped watching and I had no recollection of watching the episodes until some important plot point.
>"dude he's not a gundam MC lol"
Shinji has the exact same character development and teen angst that Amuro does
Except Shinji never improves. He lets everyone die because he is absolutely spineless and he lost all will to live and go on after Kaworu died. At least Amuro sacrifices himself to save the Earth from Char dropping the Axis colony and killing the planet.
Shinji "gets it" only right at the very end of the story after the world is destroyed. He had ot spend time in the ooze to have some therapy and work out his issues.
The point of the show:
1. Ultraman x Devilman x Ideon - normal monster of the week becomes more off script as it goes until it has a trippy ending
2. Christian mythology - bionically accurate angels, end-times, millennialism, apocalypse. This is an under-appreciated element, as they don't literally adapt Revelations, but it is one of the best media at capturing the feeling of end-times and the strangeness of it all.
3. Exploring all the mental problems of the main cast with the end-times in the background and leaving a lot of it quite vague.
4. Exploration of teenage sexuality.
It's the combo of these things that makes it interesting.
>Muh angels
You know they just throwed that shit in for shits and giggles right?
Its literally a show about mechas, fighting and teenage girls in leathersuits.
Dont be reddit/psuedo youtuber please. Stop it before its to late my friendo.
>You know they just throwed that shit in for shits and giggles right?
No, they put that in there because they are cool, scary and it's a good way to have great differences between each alien.
Because if you relate with him in any way you can learn a lot about how you're also a total pussy
the audience is people even more pathetic than the mc (hard to believe they exist, but they do).
Incels should all be gassed
>dude join us all in the goo
>literally all our consciousness melded into one
>no fear, sad, angry, hungry, etc
>just a megamind of pure bliss and happiness where everyone is accepted and loved
>nah I’ll go live on the post apocalypse planet that is currently and forever fricked up in oceans of blood and death with a person I hate
Literally why? In the logic of the show it makes no sense to reject Heaven and return to Hell just to show how mature you are. It’s the most moronic thing you could possibly do
did you watch it? Gendo was insane and was funneling backer funds on his private doomsday project just so he can get back with his dead wife. It's some stupid event horizon shit
Gendo did literally nothing wrong though.
I don’t really remember much besides broad strokes. SEELE wanted to combine everyone into goo, didn’t Gendo want the same thing basically but with some extra step of making Rei a vessel for his dead wife?
>>just a megamind of pure bliss and happiness where everyone is accepted and loved
Is that even true? Parts of what Shinji experienced looked weird/creepy. He ends up choking Asuka there.
> with a person I hate
He's both attracted to and annoyed by Asuka. His choking fantasy is him finally venting. It's not serious.
To be honest, the world is ruined anyway.
No choking her was checking if her ATfield was there or not, got damn morons.
>Heaven
Who says dissolving into glop is Heaven?
>mfw he's never been pissed, shat and cummed on at his neighbourhood BDSM club
>literally all our consciousness melded into one
That's why, I'm tryna been an individual, baby! I don't give a frick if I get hurt along the way because I'm not a PUSSY! Pure bliss = no bliss you big fricking dummy, to live is to feel pain.
Its metaphorically what we are going through right night. The coective consciouness demands we obey and wants to force all of us to have the same opinions on everything and everyone. The ones denying it are here (and not making capeshit threads).
is yebisu a good beer?
Product placement products are the best!
>sample
Can't upload the original: https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/46/72/4672363785f4002b40eaff1e2d522df1.png
thank god for 2d, only in 2d can alcoholics have perfect skin, big perky breasts and a flat stomach
nobody on Cinemaphile is going to call that out
I watched it long time ago, but from what i remember what happened wasn't the goal of seele. They wanted all the souls or whatever to combine inside of eva and create this god like being that could explore the galaxy or something.
Orange ocean and ruined planet wasn't the original goal.
you incels haven't realized you're gays yet
>t. guy who's never lived with a hot chick in her 20's
yeah I'm sure it's a HORRIBLE experience
I genuinely feel bad for most of you
Pluses and minuses.
women are terrible to live with
You would have to be a complete moron to not see the huge red flags
>woman who drinks all day, hitting the wall at light speed but you don't see it because it's anime
>is lazy, dirty, doesn't cook or help with the chores
>got separated from kenji and certainly still has feelings for him like all roasties
>has a penguin living with her (you just know she rides the noot noot)
>accepted having a male teenager living with her knowing he's an emotional mess and still tease him all the time
homie, you stay away from women like this like the plague they are.
>has a penguin living with her (you just know she rides the noot noot)
Are penguins to Japanese women what dogs are to white women?
Yes, you can tell from this mf's face she gets wasted everytime kenji ghosts her and then she forces him to eat her out tricking him into thinking she has fish between her legs
You're posting a western roastie though, Misato is Japanese.
You're right, she's all of the above and also has a career. The only thing missing is being a gold digger, but I don't remember if she's one as well.
What'd she mean by this?
shinji is so basic looking yet punchable.
is it common for japanese men to forget that they're naked and accidentally expose themselves?
Shinji is a boy
is it good
All Japanese beer basically tastes like your run-of-the-mill American or Mexican shit, but the lower end is even worse. Kirin is the best, with Sapporo being a close runner-up; both of these actually taste pretty good. Then Yebisu, Asahi (disgusting), and finally in last place, "SUNTORY THE PREMIUM MALT'S," the creator of which should have been hanged.
what about Asahi, or is that just a western meme nip beer?
my short attention span didnt allow me to read your entire post before posting
Kek. Asahi tastes ok initially, but the aftertaste after even the first beer is so malty I dread whenever it's my only option. Similar issue with the Suntory shit.
How come she wasn't fat from drinking cheap beer and eating shitty food?
Extremely high stress job and only eats/drinks at home
>How come she wasn't fat from drinking cheap beer and eating shitty food?
NERV Headquarters is massive and despite extensive inclusion of escalators and elevators she still has to walk many, many miles every single day.
>i am forced to live with a post-wall roastie, i am depressed
That's a normal reaction to such circumstances.
I want to burst into the apartment, grab them tiddies and escape out the window
that being said she is mid, rei best girl
any love for Maya?
A hot woman you can’t frick.
she can save me
The tall and thin style of YS is great
needs more headlights
Looks good to me
it is movie night with misato-chan, what kino are you putting on over japanese beers and shitty pre-cooked food?
me? i want to watch heat with her
Considering her age and when NGE takes place, I'd say I'll put something that came out a bit ago compared to then. Hence: we'll be watching Ichi The Killer while drinking strong zero and eating food from the konbini
It's actually sad that most normalgays thought like this watching the movie, how do you even miss the point so hard?
Even for the biggest midwit shouldn't be so moronic, can normalgays really only think about sex?
I miss white Korra.
Shinji is incel. Even when pusy is thrown at him he cant get laid
>hot woman
>late twenties
Almost none of these exist.
I think the reason for his depression was more the whole "constantly putting his life on the line fighting giant otherworldly monsters" thing.
he was a depressed homosexual behind he even got in the robot
Or 'at 5 my father abandoned me for no reason right after my mother died', who knows
>mother died
>extreme daddy issues
>daddy didn't give a frick about him all life and now suddenly his father wants him to fight aliens in a big robot and even if you save the day he still doesn't give a single frick about you
>get thrown around to people that only gives a single frick about you to use you
>while emotionally dealing with your daddy issues and being forced to save the world despite not wanting to you have to deal with 2 emotionally stunted girls your age
>post-wall alcoholic BPD rentoid groomer
alkoholic women are either fat as frick or destroyed by abuse
also it was pretty clearly spelled out she only goes for Chad
>alkoholic women are either fat as frick or destroyed by abuse
I also hate the cliché of the "so good student that he sleeps 5h at most" or so.
It's been proved it literally destroys your brain
Anon you'd shit bricks in East Asia. Half the women there are raging alcoholics who will drink you under the table while all maintaining a slim figure.
asuka best girl
NGE has been out for over 25 years and is one of the most well known anime series ever, and there is still criminally low amounts of Misato porn.
What the frick.