>ugly
>midget
>black
>moron
>small dick
>alcoholic
Still made millions of dollars as a successful actor. What the frick is your excuse?
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>ugly. >midget. >black. >retard. >small dick. >alcoholic
spell red
Can't even read this without hearing it in Howard voice
LSTER
His real name is Lester. He was probably taught by his special ed teacher to say "l-e-s-t-e-r" when someone asks for a spelling.
R E D
props to him for doing it but how can you be moronic enough to believe it isn't torture in the first place? why did he think it was done?
I still don't really understand how waterboarding works and why it's considered so bad. It's supposed to make you feel like you're drowning, right? So why is it worse than having your head shoved underwater? Supposedly it even makes some people's heart give out.
no you're literally drowning, just very, very slowly. imagine drowning but it simply doesn't stop. imagine drowning for several hours a day
because you can hold your breath better underwater. waterboarding has water running up your nose, and mouth once you try breathing through your mouth
The issue is that if you're on your back and blindfolded, you don' know when the water will hit you so you'll breathe in water which you'll reflexively try to cough out, and then you'll gasp for more air, again reflexively, but then you just breathe in even more water and it repeats. Even if you're swallowing it you'll eventually start puking and you can't get it out and it'll go into your lungs. Even if you hold your breath you can't do it forever and all your captors need is a garden hose shooting water at your face for like a few minutes until you're inhaling water.
Imaging not breathing through the mouth with a very small gap between your lips.
I would still scream and cry so the morons thinks its working tho.
Why not just try it moron? You CAN waterboard yourself. Try it, see why people think it's no fun.
Beet had the heart of a Lion, why you besmirching my dude like that?
I can't spell red
he was a 10/10 oddity and had an interesting charisma and charm. most people are too basic and boring to do anything special even if they wanted to they can't. they don't got that certain something something that je ne sais quoi
I'm not a small dicked alcoholic moronic ugly black midget
It wasn't in spite of, it was directly because of.
Attractiveness is like a horseshoe where extreme deformity is more intriguing than mundanity. Like the guy with the worlds smallest dick attracting women just because they want to see what it's like.
Sauce me up
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What the frick is that swimsuit?
>extreme deformity is more intriguing than mundanity
so whats your excuse?
Sauce?
its fricked up that howard never paid to get his teeth fixed
remember when he refused to look at, acknowledge or shake hands with gilbert
GOOFA YOU
GOOFA YOU PAL
Cause Im an ugly, moronic, small dick alcoholic. But Im white and regular height.
>What the frick is your excuse?
I'm not a homosexual like OP
>beetlejuice you're not gonna believe this but we actually have president obama on the line and he wants to talk to you
>right
Cause he's the combination of all those points, and was a israelite plaything basically. I'm just ugly. We are billions. That shit doesn't make me special. I'm not an ugly moronic black alcoholic midget with a small dick. THAT'S special. There's probably 5 guys like that, but only one moronic enough to debase themselves to that level.
I'm worse
>what the frick is your excuse?
I'm not an ugly midget black moron small dicked alcoholic
Don't talk shit about Beetlejuice. Dude is a legend and a hero.
kinda thinking this guy was a legit genius and it was all an act to make $$$
Beetlejuice fricking rocks, honestly. The guy is funny as shit and charismatic.
I don't even feel bad at laughing at him for being moronic because he's that's cool, there's no pity involved.
LOOK AT ME, I'm a grown man now, I don't shit on my self no more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch/A9G7u_Vy7Tw
FIVE
FIVE
FIVE
THE ANSWER IS FIVE
If you have five grapes how many do you have?
The same reason circus freaks get attention. If he wasn't an ugly midget moronic Black no one would ever know who he is.
He's got a schtick. I don't have a schtick.
he’s bad as can, that’s why
I'm not the personal lolcow of a slimy shock jock that pays me out of pity.
he made millions? where'd they go.
oh nothin.... just hangin around
me?
I have a bust of him just sitting on my bookshelf.
Damn he's looking rough... Is he gonna be alright bros...?
Reminder someone has to change his diaper every day.
Also the world's best boxer