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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game that literally has not a Steam release is not making as much money as a regular Steam game...wow.
    Also, frick you this is not Cinemaphile you cancerous vermin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is Cinemaphile

      It's a movie game so it fits here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a movie game

      nobody at Cinemaphile cared about my thread but ill try again during eurotimes

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah that happened

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t believe the average gamer doesn’t want to play a game starring a stronk black woman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The negress was the weakest part of the game, but she's basically Alan's Mary Sue in-universe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can’t believe the average gamer doesn’t want to play a game starring a stronk black woman.
      Literally after seeing the stronk nigress in trailer, i just lost all interest to the point that i only just now recalled that this game exists.
      Its uncanny how a single Black person in a trailer just completely kills even the remote interest in a product, because you just know it will written by blue haired transvestites and follows the esg rules.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun how all these movie games are flopping. Zoomers are saving games.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game was good, I don't care how much it sold.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey sam

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was but its also a Epic gaem store exclusive so it basically might not exist until it gets a Steam release.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is Cinemaphile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >First scene of the movie is a lot of Echidnas trying to genocide baby Sonic...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't count

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is that old woman lying?

      she would never let her daughter date knuckles, he's an uncircumcised schmuck

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's proof all the pandering the industry has to offer isn't enough to get people to use EGS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The dick sucking to this stronk black detective womyn putting whitey in his place game was insane, and even then nobody gives a shit

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I buy it? Tim the Man bought it for me.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no amount of money epic could pay that would be worth skipping steam for a game like that, but they keep doing it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >recasts white Norwegian woman for stronk black, still somehow Norwegian woman
    >said character is repeatedly told by Max Payne in all but name, the most popular character Remedy has ever made, that he is shit and she is fantastic
    >no physical copies of the game
    >Epic Games Store exclusive
    I hate ESG
    Both of them

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give one iota of a frick if it sold well, and I don't give one iota of a frick that it's stuck on EGS
    I pirated it day one and loved it.
    Thanks Timmy for footing 100% of the bill for the game just to have another exclusive on EGS that won't reach 90% of it's target audience, that is also completely DRM free and got cracked immediately.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DRM free
      >cracked immediately
      Which is it?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a moobie game (actually more of a RE-style survival TPS, but okay)
    >it's a forced diversity game (kind of annoying but mostly just whatever)
    >Sam Lake is a tryhard Kojima wannabe pseud (maybe but he does make kino games on occasion just like Kojima does)
    AW2 is everything a polarizing game should be

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am sick of sam lake's face, i refused to watch the tiktok dance, i will not buy the max payne remasters or any remedy game

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no Steam release
    how are they fricking selling it? like in a physical box in a store? like a building store?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Woke up broke.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of the epic store excuse, this moviegame shit should be selling on consoles, playstation in particular, but the reality is that nobody gives a shit. It's a sequel 10 years later to a game that didn't do so hot that stars a fricking black woman, what the frick did they expect?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im one of those AW cultists that had everything related to the first game, including all the books and collectors edition material and other collectibles and merch, i mean i was one hardcore motherfricking fanboy, and i still love the first game and its my favorite ever single player game, but good fricking grief if i didn't hate fricking everything about the 2nd except the soundtrack. Poets of the Fall just doesn't disappoint, they are incapable of that. in every other front i fricking hated it and it felt like a fricking chore to play through and through outside a few very short levels

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and it's not just the how it felt like a job to force myself to finish it, i also hated that sheboon and her condescending tone at everyone, and the fact that she literally has a line that says basically "frick wypipo" in a sweet baby inc softcore way (its "just another fricking white guy telling me what to do)
        the graphics were pretty good, and the scener in bright falls was great. but then i wanted to wander 3 meters away from the cop car as saga to take a look at the town i'd seen many times from12 years of re-playing the first game a couple times, and it told me to get the frick back in the basically on-rails story. the first game had drivable cars and all the freedom in the world to explore and this game didn't even have that. for as linear as the levels are, they are also a confusing fricking mess, and it was fricking annoying the entire way

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the intentional bullshit puzzle spam only felt like an artificial way to make the game longer to justify the price as well, they were not clever or intuitive or fun, and if i have to watch a fricking youtube video on where to stand on a parking lot to get forward instead of spending 4 hours jerking off trying to find it, its the polar opposite of what i want from a video game. its not a skill issue, its shit design

          [...]
          Did you watch or like Twin Peaks The Return? The game was pretty much made for people who've been wanting more of that type of content since the season first aired.

          ive watched first 2 seasons of twin peaks, is it necessary to watch the third to get anything from this movie? its been on my list forever

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, watching The Return will pretty much quadruple your appreciation for AW2 it is so directly inspired by it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and it's not just the how it felt like a job to force myself to finish it, i also hated that sheboon and her condescending tone at everyone, and the fact that she literally has a line that says basically "frick wypipo" in a sweet baby inc softcore way (its "just another fricking white guy telling me what to do)
        the graphics were pretty good, and the scener in bright falls was great. but then i wanted to wander 3 meters away from the cop car as saga to take a look at the town i'd seen many times from12 years of re-playing the first game a couple times, and it told me to get the frick back in the basically on-rails story. the first game had drivable cars and all the freedom in the world to explore and this game didn't even have that. for as linear as the levels are, they are also a confusing fricking mess, and it was fricking annoying the entire way

        Did you watch or like Twin Peaks The Return? The game was pretty much made for people who've been wanting more of that type of content since the season first aired.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll play it when it's on gamepass

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is trash and Sam Lake is a worthless homosexual.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well why didn't they release it on Steam?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Published by Epic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope Epic gave them a shit ton of money for that. You're just handicapping yourself if you don't publish a PC game on steam. I refuse to download the Epic client even when they give away free shit.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the first one but I saw a clip and apparently the whole thing is a shitty Lin Manuel musical or something. Apparently, that's what makes a great game nowadays

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair Alan Wake 1 sucks. It makes The Last of Us look like an actual videogame.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its only real problem is that it gets repetitive as frick

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Won't sell shit on steam either, game is unplayable for 99% of third worlders

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im a third worlder and my laptop was able to run the unoptimized cracked version

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >release only in the marketing black hole store
    >Nobody buys your game
    Lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny because i know epic thinks every time
      >surely this will be the hit blockbuster that gets people to use our service
      and they never do. shit, half-life 3 could come out as an epic exclusive for whatever reason and people would still yawn and move on

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