Rest assured women will dress up like barbie next summer. Just as they slooted it up with each harley quinn role. Margot has that effect on girls. So expect a hot neon summer.
the movie will be a seminar on how hotness is a white christian patriarchal construct made to keep marginalized communities suppressed in power for white male christian capitalist gain
This makes me think the story is going to be >America Ferrera is actually the protagonist >She's a normal everyday girl or whatever >Barbie is Barbie as you know her from the toys. She has every job, she's crazy over-competent. >Teaches Ferrera how to embrace life or whatever
This was the exact plot of the latest Dr Strange movie. A bait and switch to introduce their new gay brown character that will replace the iconic American character and pave the way for the next generation of gay brown America.
Already ordered the outfit. Got the roller blades already, I just got to spray paint them pink. Gonna hit the local park and see if anyone thinks I’m actually Ryan. Hahaha
Isn’t the movie still a Barbie Company or Mattel property or whatever? The company hates even the song ‘Barbie Girl’, I imagine they’ll be very protective of the brand
American Psycho is written to be an indictment of toxic masculinity, doesn't make it not kino, and doesn't make Bateman the best sigma male protagonist ever put on screen. Just because the movie is written one way doesn't mean you need to interpret it the same way anon.
Yea the audiences interpretation usually matters more than the writers intentions. You know kind of like how Hitler didn't kill 6 million innocent christ killing monsters but everyone thinks he did.
Barbie and Ken leave toy land for the real world and Ken is a doofus liking it for all the wrong reasons, like sexism and looks mattering over everything.
I still can't believe they actually cast a beautiful blonde white woman to play Barbie. How the frick did they get away with this? How come Barbie is not some random black chick with an afro
We lucked out. At one stage a Barbie movie with Amy Schumer was in development althoguuh tbh I don't really care about the quality, just the coombait. The girls that will watch deserve a non-pozzed Barbie film though.
We lucked out. At one stage a Barbie movie with Amy Schumer was in development althoguuh tbh I don't really care about the quality, just the coombait. The girls that will watch deserve a non-pozzed Barbie film though.
>selling products to non-whites is literally genocide
Have sex
pretty much
anons are devilishly not mentioning greta gerwig is directing it, it's going to be a bait and switch completely. i don't know if it'll be political, but there's definitely some sort of subversion going to happen
Robbie looks great for almost 50, but she's just not my type at all.
She reminds me of Joy from Earl who I just can't get in to either despite that I've seen she has big fans
Robbie said the film's goal was to subvert expectations:
... we like the things that feel a little left of centre. Something like Barbie where the IP, the name itself, people immediately have an idea but our goal is to be like, 'Whatever you're thinking, we're going to give you something totally different — the thing you didn't know you wanted.'
Yeah, right. I can write you the scenario from here. > Barbie and Ken live in perfect bliss on her barbie world doing stereotypical white upper class stuff and thinking the world is perfect. > Barbie realise (but not Ken) because of some tragic plot event the world is NOT perfect and goes into self doubt and depression. > Barbie becomes woke and find the courage to try to change herself and the world around her. > She's no longer obsess with perfection, dump Ken who couldn't change and date a black guy. Happy ending, the end.
Does that mean they live in some sort of post-apocalyptic world and that Barbieland is a secluded place that was created to fix mankind's failures? What if the world outside Barbieland is fricked beyond imagination? This intrigues me.
Goose is confirmed to be a sexist, racist, alpha male. Bros i’m bleaching my hair this weekend and starting a sit up routine for my final form is here.
the goose trying to tell us we need to stop living in our fantasy worlds and go out and meet real people?
I'm sorry i ever doubted him, he truly wants the best for us
It only looks perfect on camera, and you can tell when someone is wearing foundation if they don't have good skin to begin with. So stop eating like shit and take care of your skin.
>barbies are the hot babes for your action figures to bang >barbies sometimes have sick car models to paly with >babrie sometimes has fun weapons like kitchen knives and power drills
There is literally nothing wrong with playing with babries as a boy
I once went outside in a slightly pink looking shirt and some guys in a van drove past and called me a gay. I don't think I have the balls to do this Goosebros...
No one is shilling this shitty film on a Tibetan yak breeding site. The only reason there is any interest at all is due to how many of us at least pattern some of are look and life style off Goose.
I'm with some of my bros here, t.... this is too much. I can't pull this off. Drive? Sure, maybe not in the same level of physical shape but the jacket and attitude was easy. Yet this, this is just too much. It's going to be over the top happy happy Barbie etc. Neon fanny pack? Maybe those who live in CA can make it work on a sunny day. All the midwest Goose fans are pretty much screwed.
It's so unnatural. You're just posting the same thread over and over and the movie isn't even out yet. You're trying to hype it up. You're advertising it, whether someone paid you to do that or not. You're not... doing it... for free? Are you?
It's more that a lot of Cinemaphile bros missed the easy score of a Drive Goose look back in the day. This Barbie crap might be THE new hotness or ok it might flop real hard. Yet all you're out is like less than $100 or so and a bit of effort to get your neon Goose look on and at least try.
What's the happens? Ok fair, the worst that happens is you live in Chud land and some dude with 10+ Trump flags on his 90s F150 tries to beat the shit out of you. Yet outside of that, for anyone in big city etc. Ya buy some neon crap, you live the Ken Goose life style for at MOST a month or so when the film releases and maybe you score some chicks. I've done worse for less odds god damn it! 6 pack of neon fanny packs is only under $30. Ya don't have to go all in full Goose.
I've already started designing the jacket, I got a nice neon pink base.
I got my mom to help me set up my crayola crazy painting station, essentially the plan is to melt some crayons with a hair dryer to get the overall effect.
Usually prefer women with more ass and breasts but she looks so clean. Like she naturally smells like pine or citrus, and she has those huntress eyes hnnnnnnggggggg
is they going to do a Brady Bunch movie where the characters are all chipper and removed from reality and everyone around them is completely normal and like "what the frick? Who talks like that? Who dresses like that?"
With chubby cheeks when she smiles and her navel pokes out of her too tight t shirt when she stretches? Little lovehandles that constantly have her pulling the back of her shirt down?
>how are we gonna pull this off?
Neons?
They honestly work best for blondes, gingers, super dark blacks, and pale E. Asians- anybody with a high contrast look to them. If you're olive, mulatto, Mexican or whatever it'll be harder to pull off.
you morons could do with wearing some garish esoteric neon type of shit. girls will say "oh i like your [neon bullshit]" and after the 200th time you'll be conditioned enough to not respond like a homosexual
as someone who already wears neon colors pretty frequently (although not the 80's patterns), I'm worried that people will think I'm emulating Barbie now.
It's a blessing. Exclusively shop from the "Clearance" rack for the last decade. Lots of colors that other people don't want to buy. Now our wardrobes will finally be in style. Can't stop winning.
I unironically booked an initial meeting with a personal trainer and made an appointment to get my hair bleached. If Goose took this role it's because he wants to see us succeed. I'm not going to let him down.
>Good luck Cinemaphile/tv/irgins.
virgin me? seriously ^^ haha i haven't hear this one for a loooong time 🙂 ask my friends if I'm a virgin you'll see the answers you're going to take XD just last week I had sex so shhh shut up the shitty virgin because yes you look like a fricking shitty virgin to me because you are frustrated not to FRICK 🙂 its nice to be a missionary or an amazon with a girl huh? you can't answer because you don't know what it is or you know it but you had to type in your search bar "sex missionary" or "sex amazon" to understand what it was xdddd!! anyway .... to come back to me, I think I'm the least virgin guy in my band of 11 best friends not because I had the most intimate relationship but because I had the prettiest woman than my friends: D it's not me who says it, it's them who comments under my insta photos "too beautiful the girl you slept with yesterday in a the club !" so after if you want this to goe further we can meet j live in the suburbs of niort his speaks to you steven sanchez? its just a cousin so hahaha we'll see if you still speak shitty virgin xdddd insult when we are ourselves virgin you will always make me laugh!!
just channel the Goose like we always do
trust him, he knows whats best for us
Can I use a doll for Barbie
im gonna say yes
when will margot get breast, ass, and hip implants?
BREHS
Never I hope. FLAT is king
>Those Margot thighs in tights
Holy frick I'm gonna coom.
I know right. This movie is 100% coomkino. So god damn good.
margot is a cutie
Supremely so. Angel faced cutie.
>Angel faced cutie
True, but Margot ain't looking bad either
The surfboard guy looks based. I hope he's in the movie
Me in the right.
Thigh gap > breasts > feet > ass
How do you rank it when margot has thigh gap, beautiful feet, DFC and a tight little tush?
She's literally perfect bros.
I feel so lost
Yes she is.
God I cannot wait to see every outfit. She's phenomenal.
I hope the movie is as bright and colorful as their outfits
Nothing will be brighter than her smile
Ryan is not used to smiling.
It's like when their brown ancestors saw white people 500 years ago and thought they were gods.
I always have to do a double take with the woman in the back thinking that she's naked
>that barbie anatomy girl in the background
why is their height difference so small?
COOOOOOOOOM
COOOOOOOOOM
COOOOOOOOOM
I was in the notebook don’t you know.
Margot wants the Goose.
You can tell from the shadowing she's wearing one of those thigh gap inserts that sit under the vegana/anus
rough
do the roller blades even emit sparks?
NGL, I love 90's fashion, I kinda wish I could wear something like this in public.
my ass is bigger and i'm a guy
I fricking new it was a thong. I hope this swimwear trend for women never goes away
Rest assured women will dress up like barbie next summer. Just as they slooted it up with each harley quinn role. Margot has that effect on girls. So expect a hot neon summer.
truly it's white boy summer
the movie will be a seminar on how hotness is a white christian patriarchal construct made to keep marginalized communities suppressed in power for white male christian capitalist gain
And women will use it as an excuse to just dress up because it looks cute.
He must work out.
So should you
>Those fricking thighs
This 100% a coomer Kino. I can't wait for it.
They’re literally just basic thighs. Get a fricking grip you coomer tard.
Frick you gay homosexual. If you can't appreciate a women you might wanna start taking dick up your ass homosexual
Cope all you want, coomer. You have a problem and you need to unironically touch grass. When was the last time you were around an actual girl?
>Touch Grass.
Kek.
How can you talk so much with all the dicks up your ass homosexual.
Do they rollerskate everywhere in the movie?
This makes me think the story is going to be
>America Ferrera is actually the protagonist
>She's a normal everyday girl or whatever
>Barbie is Barbie as you know her from the toys. She has every job, she's crazy over-competent.
>Teaches Ferrera how to embrace life or whatever
Basically Ferris Bueller meets Brady Bunch 90s movies.
This was the exact plot of the latest Dr Strange movie. A bait and switch to introduce their new gay brown character that will replace the iconic American character and pave the way for the next generation of gay brown America.
What
cars 3
logan
white man must step aside and let the new, brown and gay generation take over forever
I'm in love with America Ferrera
>when will margot get breast, ass, and hip implants?
Hopefully never.
If you want an Australian with implants, Iggy exists, and some of her videos are kino,
Or fap material.
>iggy azalea
Her career is over because she made blacks seethe. It's also easy to look this good when you use photoshop.
No, she made white far leftist women seethe because she was apparently "Appropriating culture"
Oh yea forgot it's usually homosexual golem seething on the behalf of Black folk that care less.
>Iggy the Coalburner
I'll stick with Savannah Bond or Angela White for the whole plastic feel.
Margot is for my feels and depression of not getting a girl like her
savannah bond and angela white legit only frick nigs
Already ordered the outfit. Got the roller blades already, I just got to spray paint them pink. Gonna hit the local park and see if anyone thinks I’m actually Ryan. Hahaha
>spray paint
bruh
Use model paint
watch out the shoe itself is not pink, they're radioactive green
WHEEW Shit my bad I’m glad I double checked before getting the paint!
Where did you get the official Ken boxer briefs. So far I've only been able to find chinese knockoff ones that said Kunt
Godspeed
He's literally me
it honestly sounds like its going to be secretly kino, and Himbo Ryan is gonna be hilarious
the goose is loose
what the frick is even the plot of this movie? just a romcom? i feel like romcoms haven't been coming out for a decade
Who cares? I'm paying to look at pretty woman play dress up
>Not focusing all your attention on the Goose
it'll be subversive anti barbie bullshit, noah baumbach and his wife are hacks and the board's opinion on gosling will change over night
>leotard
it's over for me bros
Margot has worn leotards in I, Tonya. You could also see her ass in undies for a few seconds.
thanks for helping a bro out anon
Sure thing. She was pretty cute in I, Tonya. Also brace faced so, hnnng.
Isn’t the movie still a Barbie Company or Mattel property or whatever? The company hates even the song ‘Barbie Girl’, I imagine they’ll be very protective of the brand
obviously it will be deconstructive shit like "dude white people are living outside reality lmao"
American Psycho is written to be an indictment of toxic masculinity, doesn't make it not kino, and doesn't make Bateman the best sigma male protagonist ever put on screen. Just because the movie is written one way doesn't mean you need to interpret it the same way anon.
>movie real sense is made by the guy who watched it and not by the guy who made it
that's some weird schizo bullshit dude
Yea the audiences interpretation usually matters more than the writers intentions. You know kind of like how Hitler didn't kill 6 million innocent christ killing monsters but everyone thinks he did.
The interpretation of the art is as valid as the art itself.
mega cope
To be fair it’s about the most famously mass marketed American dollhouse
Who cares? I'm paying to look at the goose
Fish out of water
Barbie and Ken leave toy land for the real world and Ken is a doofus liking it for all the wrong reasons, like sexism and looks mattering over everything.
>Ryan Gosling loves Sexism, the Movie
there is no way this isnt kino
anti white anti male
>nooo Barbie (2023) is genociding me
ywnhaes (you will never have an ethnostate)
who are you quoting my little sub b***h
tourist thread
We get it, you don't like women.
funposting having a comeback, you’re the tourist
I hope Greta is based enough to do some close ups feet shots im gonna coom so hard
You just do it. Don't think about it. Just do it.
This may be our greatest personality challenge yet but the Goose wouldn't take this role if he knew we couldn't handle it.
It's the butterfly phase, we have been cocooning, it is now time to go maximum goose.
Goose is looking too old for his age in this bros. I don't like it.
She looks so fricking good in every shot I've seen for this movie. Aside from WoWS I've never found her that hot but this is changing my mind.
Margot reels in another one
I didn't realise Greta Gerwig was directing this. How feminist will it be?
Extremely.
do you need a safespace, chud?
the fact that its Greta directing is half of what makes it so exciting
is the other half just cut off circulation from the chastity cage you’re ostensibly wearing
How is it, in current year, Barbie isn't an overweight frizzy haired black woman?
>Ryan is the driver, K, and now Ken
Unironically the most based living actor rn
Fricking 90s was the breasts.
i can't believe they won't used the aqua song in the movie
Wtf are you seriously??
https://gamerant.com/barbie-girl-aqua-margot-robbie-movie/
I tell you what, Barbie's gonna be a hoot
for me it's cowboy Ken
I still can't believe they actually cast a beautiful blonde white woman to play Barbie. How the frick did they get away with this? How come Barbie is not some random black chick with an afro
She's a star
Damn those 70's pants need a comeback for fricks sake.
I assume there's going to have multiple barbies? There is a black barbie after all, Margot is simply the main character
>There is a black barbie after all,
Isn't that a friend with a different name? Christine or Teri or something?
We lucked out. At one stage a Barbie movie with Amy Schumer was in development althoguuh tbh I don't really care about the quality, just the coombait. The girls that will watch deserve a non-pozzed Barbie film though.
>selling products to non-whites is literally genocide
Have sex
Act yours.
>has no retort other than baseless accusations
Thanks for confirming that you're cancer
Because it's going to subvert Barbie, only white people are allowed to be subverted
pretty much
anons are devilishly not mentioning greta gerwig is directing it, it's going to be a bait and switch completely. i don't know if it'll be political, but there's definitely some sort of subversion going to happen
Maybe she'll get fired and replaced
I'm not that worried about Greta, Lady Bird and Little Women weren't that subversive or woke I think. Baumbach is the bigger red flag 2bh
She'll end up with a non-white guy
Just look at Lady Bird. Do you remember any Black person in it?
she's 31
WHHHHHAT?
Yikes.
Robbie looks great for almost 50, but she's just not my type at all.
She reminds me of Joy from Earl who I just can't get in to either despite that I've seen she has big fans
You will watch Barbie.
God I wish that were me.
That tree ? Me too.
You will watch it Day 1 (one)
Last one from me. Goodbye.
Kino PITS
This is Goose retaliating at Refn for abandoning him, now he's the true Neon Demon.
I'm going to buy a bright pink t-shirt later today, it will be a subtle tell to my peers that I have changed, yet again.
Spiritual prequel to zoolander?
Film will be anti-white subversive shite.
Robbie said the film's goal was to subvert expectations:
... we like the things that feel a little left of centre. Something like Barbie where the IP, the name itself, people immediately have an idea but our goal is to be like, 'Whatever you're thinking, we're going to give you something totally different — the thing you didn't know you wanted.'
Yeah, right. I can write you the scenario from here.
> Barbie and Ken live in perfect bliss on her barbie world doing stereotypical white upper class stuff and thinking the world is perfect.
> Barbie realise (but not Ken) because of some tragic plot event the world is NOT perfect and goes into self doubt and depression.
> Barbie becomes woke and find the courage to try to change herself and the world around her.
> She's no longer obsess with perfection, dump Ken who couldn't change and date a black guy. Happy ending, the end.
>date a black guy
well yeah, there's going to be an asian and black "ken"
When will they start admitting out expectations are for then to subvert what they think are our expectations, and subvert those, thus giving us Kino?
Is there anything The Goose CAN'T DO?
Act
Kek.
>provoke a thoughtful conversation
-Margot Robbie
I refuse to check like everygay here, is ncuti Hannibal from Eric andre show? They could take better looking actors for foreign kens.
No, Hannibal Buress is Hannibal Buress
Based moron
kek
and... fricking ruined.
I will release a fan edit removing them from the film immediately upon release, look for it on rarbg
Thanks Ryan
>Amy Schumer entered negotiations to star in the title role
She wouldn't sign on to anything that wasn't some blatant propaganda pushing.
I can't, he's no longer literally me.
By refusing to change, you've changed.
The ironic Goose personality marketing isn't gonna work, as agency.
>happy with a gf
Not Goose kino, can't relate.
I wish we lived in a society where most people wear neon during the summer.
We did about 30 years ago, sorry you missed it
in miami
These pics actually make me want to just start jerking off
She looks hot as frick
She’s very attractive but I’m not turned on by her at all
Margot Robbies face is too sharp to be Barbie. This movie gon be BULLSHIT!
this but unironically. Barbie will be easily more mature movie than batman or maverick.
>white male is an idiot, sexist, probably racist
Wow, expectations truly subverted!
that actually sounds fun, has potential to be a good romcom if it's not too subversive and deconstructionist
I'm a sucker for fish-out-of-water movies. Hopefully they won't make it too depressing and lame.
Frick, that pitch is interesting.
Will download.
Gosling's Ken loves the real world because of sexism?
Is he still literally me?
>Goose's Ken loves beauty standards, sexism, etc.
Heh, looks like this personality shift will be easier than I thought.
>Ken is based now
wtf
>now
Does that mean they live in some sort of post-apocalyptic world and that Barbieland is a secluded place that was created to fix mankind's failures? What if the world outside Barbieland is fricked beyond imagination? This intrigues me.
>oh my God Ken this place is so racist and sexist!
Goose is confirmed to be a sexist, racist, alpha male. Bros i’m bleaching my hair this weekend and starting a sit up routine for my final form is here.
Well, huh, this actually sounds really fresh and interesting!
the goose trying to tell us we need to stop living in our fantasy worlds and go out and meet real people?
I'm sorry i ever doubted him, he truly wants the best for us
Just barBiE yourself, bro.
Barbieland reich sounds like pure kino
literally me.
Thanks for adding loud stupid music over the monologue.
What's the sauce of the monologue?
The Believer
based
I wish I could have literal perfect skin like women in make up have.
Take hormones and wear makeup.
It only looks perfect on camera, and you can tell when someone is wearing foundation if they don't have good skin to begin with. So stop eating like shit and take care of your skin.
>large pores
>noticeable sebaceous filament all over nose and cheeks
healthy eating and excercise can only do so much lad
How is she going to pull ME off?
>mfw I played exclusively with Ken dolls when I was a kid
Who's the gay now haha
You.
>barbies are the hot babes for your action figures to bang
>barbies sometimes have sick car models to paly with
>babrie sometimes has fun weapons like kitchen knives and power drills
There is literally nothing wrong with playing with babries as a boy
Its pretty clear its going to be a shit movie, they almost that fat pig amy schumer
casted
Get a girl as hot as Margot Robbie to rock that shit with you and you can pull anything off
Finally I will become a gay gigachad after watching this
>I was in blade runner, you know
>strut dat ass
Someone should shop Goose's nazi tattoos from Place Beyond The Pines onto Ken and post it everywhere.
I'm inclined to agree.
Their co-star is kinda cute.
Holy shit how did they get a bear to do that?
That's Warwick Davis in a bear costume
If by "warwick in a bear suit" You mean Warwick after getting swallowed by a baby grizzly then yea.
The bear is a rare species from Peru
I once went outside in a slightly pink looking shirt and some guys in a van drove past and called me a gay. I don't think I have the balls to do this Goosebros...
Where do you live? Lol, I can imagine the worst kind of pink too. Don’t be a pussy.
Salmon pink is less homosexual though. People actually complimented when I'm in those colours. But I'm also Cinemaphile
how far into the movie until the patriarchy is mentioned?
What do you mean? Pull what off? This is an obvious marketing thread.
No one is shilling this shitty film on a Tibetan yak breeding site. The only reason there is any interest at all is due to how many of us at least pattern some of are look and life style off Goose.
I'm with some of my bros here, t.... this is too much. I can't pull this off. Drive? Sure, maybe not in the same level of physical shape but the jacket and attitude was easy. Yet this, this is just too much. It's going to be over the top happy happy Barbie etc. Neon fanny pack? Maybe those who live in CA can make it work on a sunny day. All the midwest Goose fans are pretty much screwed.
It's so unnatural. You're just posting the same thread over and over and the movie isn't even out yet. You're trying to hype it up. You're advertising it, whether someone paid you to do that or not. You're not... doing it... for free? Are you?
He's certainly making good, funny posts for free
Are you new to this website?
It's more that a lot of Cinemaphile bros missed the easy score of a Drive Goose look back in the day. This Barbie crap might be THE new hotness or ok it might flop real hard. Yet all you're out is like less than $100 or so and a bit of effort to get your neon Goose look on and at least try.
What's the happens? Ok fair, the worst that happens is you live in Chud land and some dude with 10+ Trump flags on his 90s F150 tries to beat the shit out of you. Yet outside of that, for anyone in big city etc. Ya buy some neon crap, you live the Ken Goose life style for at MOST a month or so when the film releases and maybe you score some chicks. I've done worse for less odds god damn it! 6 pack of neon fanny packs is only under $30. Ya don't have to go all in full Goose.
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I've already started designing the jacket, I got a nice neon pink base.
I got my mom to help me set up my crayola crazy painting station, essentially the plan is to melt some crayons with a hair dryer to get the overall effect.
She's face porn. I wanna lick it. Same with Emilia Clarke.
it’s going to be kino of the year
can’t believe im looking forward to the barbie movie
we are all going to make it Goose bros!
me on the right
Already working on it. Relearning how to skate is gonna be tough.
>barbie's ken
>the g(r)ay man (in both appearance and demenour)
wow, goose has range all across the spectrum
>Greta...why are we shooting my scenes first?
Shame on you
So cute, so hot.
could they have made a better casting than this?
Nope. They got the definitive angel.
did they move the homeless camps to make this movie?
Usually prefer women with more ass and breasts but she looks so clean. Like she naturally smells like pine or citrus, and she has those huntress eyes hnnnnnnggggggg
>“The Invisible Man” director Leigh Whannell is in negotiations to helm Ryan Gosling’s “Wolfman” for Universal Pictures.
uh oh...
Brehs
He got the chance to spank Margot
i wonder if this is gonna flop but it just seems like its not because of the places i spend time online
>when she finds the guy posting online how Barbie's gonna suck and flop
What did ken mean by this
you just know
Can’t wait for all the drive gays to be walking around like an 90’s rave kids.
Envy activated
She's hugging the goose.
Therefore she's hugging ME.
God i want to feel her tight body pressed against mine
I want to feel Goose's body pressed against mine in a hug of brotherly love.
is they going to do a Brady Bunch movie where the characters are all chipper and removed from reality and everyone around them is completely normal and like "what the frick? Who talks like that? Who dresses like that?"
The Brady bunch movie was kino af
WHITE
BOY
SUMMER
>he cute
Is that an extra or a civilian?
That's Nigeria Barbie with the Boko Haram costume
I only wish she had fatter breasts.
You gotta learn to appreciate her perky tiny breasts with nips that can cut glass
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate every inch of her I can get. I just want more.
>I just want more.
So you want her to have a little poochie belly and to jiggle when she walks?
Might've actually watched more than one movie with her in it if she did. Best I can get is Margot's Harley in SFM porn with decently sized breasts.
>babby want fat sacks
Yes.
mentality level: 13 years
Well that's not very nice.
mentality level: fricking gay
typical low IQ response
typical homosexual retort
With chubby cheeks when she smiles and her navel pokes out of her too tight t shirt when she stretches? Little lovehandles that constantly have her pulling the back of her shirt down?
babby certainly does
yeah and a hip to waist ratio that isn’t a flat line
It's a little deceptive looking but you start with the shoulder straps and go down
it looks kino
WAGMI
we all gonna make it sirs
booba
Ngl that ken fit is tough
you are becoming the gay man
I am becoming the gray man
we are not the same
>how are we gonna pull this off?
Neons?
They honestly work best for blondes, gingers, super dark blacks, and pale E. Asians- anybody with a high contrast look to them. If you're olive, mulatto, Mexican or whatever it'll be harder to pull off.
think I'm gonna sit this personality out tbh, I should be okay with the gray man personality for awhile
You're out of the Goose Flock then b***h.
Pack your frickin bags
Come on bro, we need you
I'm with you man, I spent the past month growing this goatee and working on my stuntwork. No way I'm changing to this gay Ken shit.
>He thinks the update is voluntary
You better remove your goose link before the update begins to upload, and you better hide. Ff you fail your baseline test you will be recycled.
>Barbie: hey wanna go for a ride?
>Ken: sure. I drive
It's gonna be so damn kino
But have we seen any set design?
Looks like mental illness
How? It looks opulent, but I don't see how it's "mental illness". I think the mental illness is you, bud
what doesn't
Imagine margot sunbathing in a microkini that doesnt cover her dfc
>oh hey anon, put some suntan lotion on my tushy? It's pretty tight sorry
dfc?
you have to go back
"Delicious flat chest". Margot isnt busty but she is tasty.
i thought 100 gecs broke up
you morons could do with wearing some garish esoteric neon type of shit. girls will say "oh i like your [neon bullshit]" and after the 200th time you'll be conditioned enough to not respond like a homosexual
I believe in you goosebros
>he thinks 200 girls would come up to me to tell me they like my neon clothing
get the frick out normie freak
>Haha, looks like someone just walked out of the 90's! Teehee XD
>SHUT UP b***h!
everything around this looks so cozy
I'm ready for /comfykino/ again unironically
>attractive fake blondes
It'll be some subversive shit about how they're not as perfect as they look.
NO SHIT
SEE
as someone who already wears neon colors pretty frequently (although not the 80's patterns), I'm worried that people will think I'm emulating Barbie now.
Bro take it from me who just dresses however he wants only to see people start doing the same shit later on, dont even think about it. Just be you.
It's a blessing. Exclusively shop from the "Clearance" rack for the last decade. Lots of colors that other people don't want to buy. Now our wardrobes will finally be in style. Can't stop winning.
Neither are attractive enough. Both are too old. They only got cast because they're famous.
Best Cinemaphile thread in a long time. We have a year to prepare, and I think we can all do it. Good luck Cinemaphile/tv/irgins.
I unironically booked an initial meeting with a personal trainer and made an appointment to get my hair bleached. If Goose took this role it's because he wants to see us succeed. I'm not going to let him down.
>Good luck Cinemaphile/tv/irgins.
virgin me? seriously ^^ haha i haven't hear this one for a loooong time 🙂 ask my friends if I'm a virgin you'll see the answers you're going to take XD just last week I had sex so shhh shut up the shitty virgin because yes you look like a fricking shitty virgin to me because you are frustrated not to FRICK 🙂 its nice to be a missionary or an amazon with a girl huh? you can't answer because you don't know what it is or you know it but you had to type in your search bar "sex missionary" or "sex amazon" to understand what it was xdddd!! anyway .... to come back to me, I think I'm the least virgin guy in my band of 11 best friends not because I had the most intimate relationship but because I had the prettiest woman than my friends: D it's not me who says it, it's them who comments under my insta photos "too beautiful the girl you slept with yesterday in a the club !" so after if you want this to goe further we can meet j live in the suburbs of niort his speaks to you steven sanchez? its just a cousin so hahaha we'll see if you still speak shitty virgin xdddd insult when we are ourselves virgin you will always make me laugh!!
are these joggers goose approved?
been rocking them for a while but only for biking because i dont like the material that much.